Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Lifeguard Sextastic in Malibu

I'm not exactly sure why Candice Swanepoel and her Our Lady of Swanepoel bikini booty was working the lifeguard tower in Malibu, I only know it sent me rushing into the ocean to drown just enough to require her mouth to mouth. Or, you know, mouth to whatever might bring me back from the light. Sadly, Candice didn't seem to notice my floundering, what with a million eyeballs leering at her ridiculously hot bikini body in display up on the wooden stand.

Candice Swanepoel isn't just a bikini model, she's a bikini goddess. She was born to pimp bikinis with her outstanding female form. It's a gift from on high that Candice has done anything but forsake. I know the Baywatch lifeguard girls were a bit bustier, but I'll take a streamlined Candice bikini body any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Oh, Candice, you are the wind beneath my hard-ons. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 

Well, the Victoria's Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we're not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It's a nice thing. She's a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I'm prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.

Toni Garrn, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel Among the Hotties at Harper’s Bazaar Fashion Week Party

if you didn't bring at least twenty change of clothes, consider yourself under prepared for Fashion Week in New York. The sponsored parties and events are non-stop for the good looking and famous class of young women models, actresses, divas, and socialites. Not to mention fashion bloggers. Oh, they really are the best.

The Harper's Bazaar ICON party may have won the weekend at least with its impressive guest list that includes Candice Swanepoel, Kendall Jenner, Lady Gaga, Isabeli Fontana,Toni Garrn, and Karolina Kurkova. Kind of an odd ensemble, but a powerhouse celebrity list nonetheless. And all looking their best. Even Lady Gaga made efforts. If you've ever thought about a career in fashion, these kinds of fancy get-ups might convince you to stick with your dream. Just imagine the excitement of having these ladies screaming in your ear or firing you. Wonderful! Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Black Lingerie Sextastic Showcase on Set

Sometimes I just look at Candice Swanepoel in lingerie and being to cry like a small child. She stirs up deep emotions within my otherwise stoic soul.

Candice was strutting around in black showy lingerie for some promotional video and she looked so damn hot I almost pretended I was the director and needed to see her in my trailer to discuss emoting. We'd come out three hours later covered in the sweat that only people with true passion for one another can ever generate. Well, I'll be sweaty, she'll mostly be screaming for help, but it's still romantic. Candice, you do wonders for a man's testosterone levels. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sextastic Wanton Wet Hottie

I'd watch Candice Swanepoel eat a lettuce sandwich with a big smile on my face. That South African super sextastic blonde could do anything and make it crazy hot. And when she's actually trying to look wet and hot and sultry in a photoshoot, forget about it, everything passion inducing raises by treble.

In this Fernando de Noronha shoot, with dude removed as best possible, Candice shows that she's much more than just a staid catalog model. When Candice gets to alluring poses, she takes it right off the charts. Let's just call these poses romantic by the beach. And, by romance,  I think you know I mean downright outstanding levels of lust inducement. Candice, you really are a treat. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Wearing Tights In NYC

South African beauty Candice Swanepoel was spotted leaving the gym in New York City wearing some incredibly constrictive tights. You know those models that have their bodies painted to look like clothes? Well that's how these tights look on Candice. Every curve is shown off. You can also see her rather spectacular thigh gap. She was also sporting a shirt that had no sides to it which allowed us a nice view of her sports bra. Candice has an amazing set of South African funbags. I do love the look of a woman wearing a sports bra. Sure, it's not as sexy as lacey lingerie but it makes me think of sweaty women fresh from a workout. That's hot, yo.

I can tell by the pics that she was in the lower East Side. This surprises me because I didn't know there was a gym over there. I thought it was just hipster restaurants and dudes doing heroin.

Candice Swanepoel Bare Midriff and Leggy in Shorts for New York Hotties in Shorts Season

Yep, it's officially July. Which means Rosie Jones and I will be both be celebrating our birthdays, along with America naturally. But, more importantly, warm weather in New York will force hot models to walk their yippy pooches in short shorts revealing their stellar legs. If you're uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel, you'll also go bare midriff to flash all the hard work you do to keep your tummy right. Now if only we could ditch those stupid I Hate The Sun hats all the girls wear to make sure they aren't freckled at forty. They really do take away from my ogling pleasure.

Welcome, July. With all your heat and humidity, you will bear such ripe skintastic fruit. I applaud your arrival in as sweaty a manner as possible. Bring it on, and make the lovely sextastic ladies take it off. Enjoy.