Have you ever thought to yourself, hmm, I wonder what uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel might look like in tight revealing workout gear doing all kinds of sweaty physical activities? I know, me too. And here’s our answer.
Posing down, posing off, and just plain exuding sweaty udder hotness, Candice Swanepoel pimps the shizz out of Victoria’s Secret exercise clothing line for women with outrageously hot bodies who want to make every man at the gym feel supremely uncomfortable, yet not so much that they ever look away. That would just be rude. I’m pretty sure I’d rapidly change memberships to the facility where Candice shows up in these outfits to get fit, even if that means writing a letter to the Costa Rican headquarters of these gym outlets and waiting six months to be told my gym cancelation will be processed in another six months. I’d do that for the sight of Candice and that smoking hot body of hers. Also, to be part of the class action suit down the road. Enjoy.
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If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, then you know the finer moments often occur after the show is over, when the girls get decked out for the after party, all swank and gowned out over the lovely little silky bits they modeled earlier.
Candice Swanepoel and a bevy of other Euro-model beauties tasked with catwalking in bra and panties headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as the best party you never got invited to. Or if you did, I hope you took pictures in and around the ladies powder room. A job well done by the ladies earlier in the evening, time to let loose later in the evening. There’s really nothing better than a room full of the world’s most sextastic women looking to unwind after work. This is the true Happy Hour. Enjoy.
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And, then it happened. After all the hype and promos and media moments, it was time to unleash the super world class lingerie hotties down the catwalk at the U.K. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I can’t show how it compares or not to the U.S. edition, I can only say more more more can never quite be enough when you’re talking about the likes of Candice Swanepoel and the vastly underrated Doutzen Kroes strutting the runway in bras and panties. Granted, the wings and feathers and dramatic flairs are a bit over the top and unnecessarily stagy, but that couldn’t possibly take away from the sheer epic power of a dozen of the world’s most sextastic women in their intimates flashing their absolutely perfect bodies to the world. It’d be like complaining about the color of the craft that landed on the moon. This is the accomplishment.
Next year I do hope Victoria’s Secret takes my suggestion and adds a third major fashion show venue within my very home. I have the runway already nearly assembled and an applause machine to make up for the fact that myself and my elderly neighbor Anton who helped pay for the runway linoleum will be in attendance. C’mon, V.S., this just makes sense. Enjoy.
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The lovely ladies of lingerie heaven moved over to the British Isles for the U.K. version of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. The British girls love their silk and lace quite a bit too, don’t you know. So Candice Swanepoel
and Alessandra Ambrosio
and a gaggle full of the world’s hottest lingerie models shipped themselves and their bra and panties over to England for a show of sextastic and elastic.
For some reason only me and my imaginary older man friend Bert truly know, I really love the look of the girls backstage in their kimonos perhaps even more than the show itself. Something naughty and cheeky about visiting these wicked hot women whilst prepping for their catwalk. Maybe it’s the idea of peeking where I don’t belong, or just that all my perfect job search result lead me to be oil boy backstage at a lingerie show, but I just feel at home. Oh, that this were my home. Enjoy.
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You don’t just show up to a monster televised lingerie runway show and not be pre-fitted for your bras and panties. Not to mention your wings. God forbid your panties are too snug or too lose and flash something untoward to an large television audience. We can’t have that. The show might actually get interesting.
Candice Swanepoel and her uber-sextastic body showed up for her pre-fitting for the big upcoming show. I can’t imagine a better job in the world than making sure Candice’s tiny bits of silky underwear fits her just perfectly. Maybe the job of removing that lingerie later on, though I’m not sure that’s an actual job so much as a dream volunteer assignment. Candice, you’re going to cause me to add even more lacy elements to my closet of shame. I don’t blame you, but you probably will still need a reminder spanking. I give with one hand and punish with the other. Enjoy.
I don’t know if I’d ever call my feelings for Candice Swanepoel in skimpy bits of lace to be scandalous. I would definitely call them inappropriate for discussions outside of the psychiatric client-doctor privileged conversations. Oh, how I’d like to munch those panties right off of this South African hottie. See there, I’m saying things aloud again my counselor clearly advised me to keep in my head.
I’m not exactly sure who owns the Scandalous Collection. I do know they’re about to sell a ton of it. There’s no way you can look at these photos and not want to pay for something. It’s how men show their affection and approval. Golf claps or cash, with the latter more heavily utilized when appreciating the female of the species. Candice, my dear, you are so damn hot, I might just cry. Enjoy.
The ultra-sexy Candice Swanepoel just made my week with her spread in the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog. Sweet mother of crap these pictures are hot! Candice models a series of provocative bits of underpants for your viewing pleasure. I know these are meant to get you to buy them but I highly doubt your girl will look like Candice in these bustiers and bras. My personal favorite is the white lacey thing that shows off some series cleav. Personally, I like a girl in lacey stuff. Some guys go for the leathery whatnots and some enjoy simple cotton underpants from Walmart. Give me a girl in a black lace bra and panties and you will find me a happy camper. Especially if I am ogling someone as sexy as Candice.
I will wait by the mailbox for my Victoria’s Secret catalog to arrive. I’m old school and enjoy the print to the computer pics.