Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel In Black Leather With a Bullwhip? Oh, Yes, Please.

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 8:11 am

Candice Swanepoel Sizzles in Vogue Australia June 2013

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I'll say this. Not many things in life live up to their hype. And when I heard that the uber-delicious Candice Swanepoel was in Vogue Australia dressed in dominatrix black leather toting a bullwhip, well, I was certain it sounded to good to be true. But, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause, and he's apparently a very deviant jolly old man. Wow. I mean, wow.

It's hard to calculate the precise number of Swanepoel fantasies sparked by the sight of the super sextastic South African looking more than in charge, but I'm going to guestimate the number at around infinity. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Artsy Hotness In Interview Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 9:26 am

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Candice Swanepoel Topless in Interview Germany Magazine June 2013

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We really love when we get to see Candice Swanepoel modeling outside her traditional Victoria's Secret work. Not that that's exactly the chump change of visuals. But it's always nice to see what happens to Candice in the hands and camera-direction of a slightly more mature Euro stylings, as these revealing topless photos of her from Interview magazine in Germany.

Now, we know Candice is not shy about her body or showing it off. And we know that we are not shy about leering at her body as she shows it off. It seems like we have a match. A tad bit stylized and artsy for our tastes, but Candice topless anything and the rest doesn't really matter much. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Take Their Hot Turn in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Candice Swanepoel Hits the Beach in St. Barts for s Bikini Shoot

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The Victoria's Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart's, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I'd call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.

Lily Aldridge Beach Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts

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Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures Sextastic in Black

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 7:47 am

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

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During one of my many epic fails to get to second base in high school, I went out with a girl from the computer programming club who I was assured by an unreliable source was secretly naughty, especially so for a girl with a retainer so late into her teen years. We got to fooling around at a really crappy high school party and I got her her shirt up to reveal a black bra, which she informed me meant that she was feeling 'mysterious'. For the next fifteen minutes, I struggled to get that mysterious bra off of her body to no avail. She said she couldn't help me because that would be cheating. Damn you, computer programming club girls!

In her latest and greatest catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret, Candice Swanepoel goes all black, not for mysteriousness, but for exultation of her fine female form. It truly is a heavenly body, a rainbow of the sextastic even in black. I have a feeling Candice would help me unclasp in a moment of passion. She could probably do it with some hot snap of her fingers too.

I'm never going to learn how to unhook a bra, but I'm never going to stop trying to learn. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Because Sextastic Summer Is Almost Here

By Bill Swift | April 4, 2013 @ 12:52 pm

Candice Swanepoel Victoria's Secret Summer of Sexy Bikini Shoot 2013

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I know it's still cold and snowing in certain parts of the Northern Hemisphere, but I mostly have to go on the weather I see around me as I tell the weather like my great-great-granddad did, by sticking my finger up in the air and looking at the sky and declaring something prophetic. And that method tells me summer is almost here. Which means, ladies, and certain crossdressing men, you're going to be needing a new bikini. Thankfully, Candice Swanepoel has a few simple suggestions.

Do be advised that you may not look precisely like the sextastic Candice Swanepoel merely by purchasing similar bikinis. But, it's a start. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Show in Miami Goes Candidly Hot and Behind the Scenes

By Bill Swift | March 25, 2013 @ 10:11 am

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Bikinis on Miami Beach

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Two of our very favorite bikini model uber-hotties, Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel, hit the pools and beaches of Miami over the weekend in a combination working weekend and relaxing vacation time bikini festival of serious wonderment.

While both girls hit the beach to prepare for their photoshoot, Doutzen also took advantage of some stripping out of her shorts family time by the hotel pool...

Doutzen Kroes Undressing to Her Bikini at Miami Pool

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...while Candice was strictly business, the business of extremely sextastic bikini photos, being primed and prepped along the South Florida beach.

Candice Swanepoel on a Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in Miami

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Oh, you can have your Paris and Rome, I'll take Miami in the Spring. The bodies are just epic. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Flashing Seriously Hot Covered Topless Skin for Vogue Spain

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 10:52 am

Candice Swanepoel Topless

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Let's cut right to it. Candice Swanepoel is uber-sextastic in her swimsuit porfolio, but when she is allowed time to shoot for more creative sources, like her pictorial in Vogue Spain, well, the heat can rise another couple hundred degrees Kelvin.

Something about Candice Swanepoel makes you think of hot skinny girls in cut-off shorts and barely covering tops, precisely what Vogue feeds us, using the delicious blonde hottie in so many desirable and passion inducing poses. If you've ever been on the verge of a massive Candice Swanepoel lust crush but wish you could see her in things other than bikinis and workout gear (or less), then this visual wonderment ought to just about seal the deal. Enjoy.