Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel a Picture of Angelic Winged Beauty in Lingerie Fitting for the V.S. Fashion Show

You don’t just show up to a monster televised lingerie runway show and not be pre-fitted for your bras and panties. Not to mention your wings. God forbid your panties are too snug or too lose and flash something untoward to an large television audience. We can’t have that. The show might actually get interesting.

Candice Swanepoel and her uber-sextastic body showed up for her pre-fitting for the big upcoming show. I can’t imagine a better job in the world than making sure Candice’s tiny bits of silky underwear fits her just perfectly. Maybe the job of removing that lingerie later on, though I’m not sure that’s an actual job so much as a dream volunteer assignment. Candice, you’re going to cause me to add even more lacy elements to my closet of shame. I don’t blame you, but you probably will still need a reminder spanking. I give with one hand and punish with the other. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Sextastic for the Scandalous Collection

I don’t know if I’d ever call my feelings for Candice Swanepoel in skimpy bits of lace to be scandalous. I would definitely call them inappropriate for discussions outside of the psychiatric client-doctor privileged conversations. Oh, how I’d like to munch those panties right off of this South African hottie. See there, I’m saying things aloud again my counselor clearly advised me to keep in my head.

I’m not exactly sure who owns the Scandalous Collection. I do know they’re about to sell a ton of it. There’s no way you can look at these photos and not want to pay for something. It’s how men show their affection and approval. Golf claps or cash, with the latter more heavily utilized when appreciating the female of the species. Candice, my dear, you are so damn hot, I might just cry. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Shoot for Victoria’s Secret October 2014

The ultra-sexy Candice Swanepoel just made my week with her spread in the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog. Sweet mother of crap these pictures are hot! Candice models a series of provocative bits of underpants for your viewing pleasure. I know these are meant to get you to buy them but I highly doubt your girl will look like Candice in these bustiers and bras. My personal favorite is the white lacey thing that shows off some series cleav. Personally, I like a girl in lacey stuff. Some guys go for the leathery whatnots and some enjoy simple cotton underpants from Walmart. Give me a girl in a black lace bra and panties and you will find me a happy camper. Especially if I am ogling someone as sexy as Candice.

I will wait by the mailbox for my Victoria’s Secret catalog to arrive. I’m old school and enjoy the print to the computer pics.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Photoshoot in Hawaii

 
Candice Swanepoel Topless Photoshoot in Hawaii
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Hotness incarnate Candice Swanepoel took out her ta-tas in this topless photoshoot in Hawaii. Candice is one of my favorite models. She’s just so freakin sexy that I can barely stand it. Look at her eyes, (if you can take your eyes off of her funbags), they are like blue ice cubes. The pictures are on a beach and she’s all wet and sandy which really does it for me. Maybe it’s because I’ve always wanted to do it on a beach with a hot woman. I mean, not like that’s an original fantasy. I think all guys want to do that, am I right? Alas, very few of us ever date a Candice Swanepoel. Maybe if you are a movie star or a really rich dude. It’s sad. But in the meantime we can look at these pictures and dream.

Candice doesn’t do enough topless stuff. There, I said it. I love her bikini stuff but sometimes you just want to see the goods, ya know?

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot For Victoria’s Secret

The redonkulously hot Candice Swanepoel brings her talents to the page in this photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. By talents I am referring to her magnificent funbags. They are seriously exemplary. All ta-tas should aspire to be more like Candice Swanepoel’s chichis. She wears a variety of different bikinis and swimsuits and she looks super sexy in all of them. Some people were born with the ability to really maximize a bikini’s hotness quotient and Candice is one of those people. A particular favorite is the leopard striped one that shows off a lot of skin. Leopard print is just plain sexy. Maybe it’s the jungle animal that lives somewhere deep inside us or maybe it’s that leopard print stuff tends to be lowcut. Either way, it’s a good thing.

I remember I used to sit in wait for the Victoria’s Secret catalog to come to our house back in high school. Then I would hide it from my mom. Today I can just look at the pics online and don’t have to hide them from anyone. We really are living in a magical time.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Lifeguard Sextastic in Malibu

I’m not exactly sure why Candice Swanepoel and her Our Lady of Swanepoel bikini booty was working the lifeguard tower in Malibu, I only know it sent me rushing into the ocean to drown just enough to require her mouth to mouth. Or, you know, mouth to whatever might bring me back from the light. Sadly, Candice didn’t seem to notice my floundering, what with a million eyeballs leering at her ridiculously hot bikini body in display up on the wooden stand.

Candice Swanepoel isn’t just a bikini model, she’s a bikini goddess. She was born to pimp bikinis with her outstanding female form. It’s a gift from on high that Candice has done anything but forsake. I know the Baywatch lifeguard girls were a bit bustier, but I’ll take a streamlined Candice bikini body any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Oh, Candice, you are the wind beneath my hard-ons. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 
Candice Swanepoel, Kendall Jenner and More Topless Models in Russel James 'Angels' Book
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Well, the Victoria’s Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we’re not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It’s a nice thing. She’s a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I’m prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.