Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie and Bikini Pictures Vault Her Back to the Top of the Sextastic Charts

By Bill Swift | June 6, 2013 @ 9:28 am

Candice Swanepoel Shows Her Body in Victoria

Not that Candice Swanepoel doesn't cut her own mark in the hotness world, but with Miranda Kerr now officially unofficially out of the Victoria's Secret stable, Candice certainly makes a stronger bid for the queen of the Angels title which I just made up completely ten seconds ago.

Candice's cream doth rise. As you might be able to relate to as you peer upon her heavenly form in bras and panties and bikinis in the new June Victoria's Secret catalog. She just defies all types of human scale when discussing allure and appeal. She was born to wear lingerie. We were born to imagine her without any. We all have our roles to play. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Shows Her Body in Victoria's Secret June 2013

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Put World Class Booty and Boobtastic on Hot Yellow Display

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2013 @ 1:44 pm

Candice Swanepoel in a Yellow Bikini on Miami Beach

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Wow, wow, and double jaw dropping wow. Candice Swanepoel and her day two bikini vacation in Miami truly is a sight for soon to be sore body parts.

I'm not sure how you celebrated your Memorial Day, but Candice honored men's eyeballs everywhere by barely putting on a yellow bikini that barely covered her ridiculously hot body as she suntanned, pranced across the beach, and even submerged in the ocean like a heavenly nymph.

These may be some of my new favorite ever clothed photos of Candice, a girl we know makes her living modeling bikinis, but who continues to raise the bar over and over again. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Little Bits of Black Candid Swimsuit Perfection

By Bill Swift | May 27, 2013 @ 9:58 am

Candice Swanepoel Tiny Black Bikini in Miami

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Wow. Not wow as in we didn't know Candice Swanepoel looked great in a bikini. Oh, how we have studied those masterpieces through the past few years. But, wow, as in your never know just how even the most super of super models will look when caught completely candid on vacation. For Candice, I'd have to say the reality every bit matches the fantasy.

Spending the holiday weekend in a sweetly tiny and perfectly exhibiting bikini in Miami, Candice shows that not only does she photograph well in studio, but she radiates sextastic just ever so effortlessly and naturally, her success was hardly by happenstance. What a girl. What a body. Enjoy.

WE CAuGHT CANDICE CANDID LAST SUMMER AS WELL OVER THE 4th OF JULY

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Bikini Pics from 4th of July in Miami

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Candice Swanepoel In Black Leather With a Bullwhip? Oh, Yes, Please.

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 8:11 am

Candice Swanepoel Sizzles in Vogue Australia June 2013

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I'll say this. Not many things in life live up to their hype. And when I heard that the uber-delicious Candice Swanepoel was in Vogue Australia dressed in dominatrix black leather toting a bullwhip, well, I was certain it sounded to good to be true. But, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause, and he's apparently a very deviant jolly old man. Wow. I mean, wow.

It's hard to calculate the precise number of Swanepoel fantasies sparked by the sight of the super sextastic South African looking more than in charge, but I'm going to guestimate the number at around infinity. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Artsy Hotness In Interview Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 9:26 am

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Candice Swanepoel Topless in Interview Germany Magazine June 2013

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We really love when we get to see Candice Swanepoel modeling outside her traditional Victoria's Secret work. Not that that's exactly the chump change of visuals. But it's always nice to see what happens to Candice in the hands and camera-direction of a slightly more mature Euro stylings, as these revealing topless photos of her from Interview magazine in Germany.

Now, we know Candice is not shy about her body or showing it off. And we know that we are not shy about leering at her body as she shows it off. It seems like we have a match. A tad bit stylized and artsy for our tastes, but Candice topless anything and the rest doesn't really matter much. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Take Their Hot Turn in St. Barts

By Bill Swift | May 13, 2013 @ 9:02 am

Candice Swanepoel Hits the Beach in St. Barts for s Bikini Shoot

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The Victoria's Secret photoshoots continue down in St. Bart's, with legendary already bikini model Candice Swanepoel stepping up to the plate with nothing but her ridiculously hot modeling body and some spray on tan to assist her in her photo at-bat. I'd call it a homerun to carry on this baseball analogy, a sport I would have to be thinking of rather vividly to avoid turning my night of pleasure with Candice into an apology after 90-seconds of passion.

Lily Aldridge Beach Bikini Photoshoot in St. Barts

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Joining in the bikini hit parade was the strikingly hot Lily Aldridge who showed that she backs down for no man, err, woman, when it comes to a contest of hottest body on the island. Not that the ladies need to fight over who has the finer form, I will gladly play Solomon on that matter and split my baby in half as needed. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures Sextastic in Black

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 7:47 am

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

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During one of my many epic fails to get to second base in high school, I went out with a girl from the computer programming club who I was assured by an unreliable source was secretly naughty, especially so for a girl with a retainer so late into her teen years. We got to fooling around at a really crappy high school party and I got her her shirt up to reveal a black bra, which she informed me meant that she was feeling 'mysterious'. For the next fifteen minutes, I struggled to get that mysterious bra off of her body to no avail. She said she couldn't help me because that would be cheating. Damn you, computer programming club girls!

In her latest and greatest catalog pictorial for Victoria's Secret, Candice Swanepoel goes all black, not for mysteriousness, but for exultation of her fine female form. It truly is a heavenly body, a rainbow of the sextastic even in black. I have a feeling Candice would help me unclasp in a moment of passion. She could probably do it with some hot snap of her fingers too.

I'm never going to learn how to unhook a bra, but I'm never going to stop trying to learn. Enjoy.