Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Because Sextastic Summer Is Almost Here

By Bill Swift | April 4, 2013 @ 12:52 pm

Candice Swanepoel Victoria's Secret Summer of Sexy Bikini Shoot 2013

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I know it's still cold and snowing in certain parts of the Northern Hemisphere, but I mostly have to go on the weather I see around me as I tell the weather like my great-great-granddad did, by sticking my finger up in the air and looking at the sky and declaring something prophetic. And that method tells me summer is almost here. Which means, ladies, and certain crossdressing men, you're going to be needing a new bikini. Thankfully, Candice Swanepoel has a few simple suggestions.

Do be advised that you may not look precisely like the sextastic Candice Swanepoel merely by purchasing similar bikinis. But, it's a start. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Show in Miami Goes Candidly Hot and Behind the Scenes

By Bill Swift | March 25, 2013 @ 10:11 am

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Bikinis on Miami Beach

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Two of our very favorite bikini model uber-hotties, Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel, hit the pools and beaches of Miami over the weekend in a combination working weekend and relaxing vacation time bikini festival of serious wonderment.

While both girls hit the beach to prepare for their photoshoot, Doutzen also took advantage of some stripping out of her shorts family time by the hotel pool...

Doutzen Kroes Undressing to Her Bikini at Miami Pool

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...while Candice was strictly business, the business of extremely sextastic bikini photos, being primed and prepped along the South Florida beach.

Candice Swanepoel on a Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in Miami

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Oh, you can have your Paris and Rome, I'll take Miami in the Spring. The bodies are just epic. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Flashing Seriously Hot Covered Topless Skin for Vogue Spain

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2013 @ 10:52 am

Candice Swanepoel Topless

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Let's cut right to it. Candice Swanepoel is uber-sextastic in her swimsuit porfolio, but when she is allowed time to shoot for more creative sources, like her pictorial in Vogue Spain, well, the heat can rise another couple hundred degrees Kelvin.

Something about Candice Swanepoel makes you think of hot skinny girls in cut-off shorts and barely covering tops, precisely what Vogue feeds us, using the delicious blonde hottie in so many desirable and passion inducing poses. If you've ever been on the verge of a massive Candice Swanepoel lust crush but wish you could see her in things other than bikinis and workout gear (or less), then this visual wonderment ought to just about seal the deal. Enjoy.

Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra Get Together for V.S. Party

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2013 @ 9:55 am

Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Tops at Victoria's Secret 2013 Photocall in LA

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Still checking my mailbox for this party yesterday featuring Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss, and Alessandra Ambrosio hanging around the pool and showing off their respectively hot bodies. I suppose despite being a Premium Member of the Victoria's Secret buyers club, I didn't make the cut. Which is infuriating, because who else would better appreciate the fine booties, bodies, and all around hotness of this tempting trio of angels?

Well, fine. Keep your chip and dip, V.S., because maybe next time you call and tell me Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra are hanging out by the pool and would I like to stop by, maybe I just won't answer. Just kidding, I'd be there in a heartbeat, or less, since technically my heart would probably stop upon receiving the call. A trio of the sextastic. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Crazy Sunshine Caribbean Hot

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2013 @ 11:43 am

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013

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Our lady of Candice is back with one stellar catalog shoot for Victoria's Secret. If you ever wonder what becomes of all that hard work Candice Swanepoel was doing in January down in the Caribbean, and you probably weren't, here are the results. And, dang. I suppose all the time, money, and effort paid off. Or, you know, you could've just got Candice half-nekkid in front of her apartment window and shot her and we'd be drooling just the same. But who doesn't love a work trip down to Barbados?

Candice Swanepoel was born to model. Born to look wicked hot in a bikini. And, born to have unlimited and copious amounts of sexy time with me. Maybe that last part is more of a wish. Enjoy.

Lais Ribeiro, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio Filming Michael Bay’s V.S. Lingerie Commercial

By Bill Swift | February 11, 2013 @ 11:14 am

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay

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Still not exactly sure what Michael Bay is doing directing a Victoria's Secret commercial, but I'm going to guess it has something to do with getting to hang around the set all day with uber-hotties Lais Ribeiro, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio, ans ordering them in and out of various little bits of silk and lace. Oh, and probably also a million clams or something on pay day.

The trio of V.S. hotties posed and pranced and strutted in their bra and panties across some rather elaborate sets in Miami, Michael Bay style, and formed all kinds of speculation that viewing the final product of this commercial might just cause you to leave this world in a fit of stroke and a very sore arm muscle. I have to believe there's some truth to this rumor. But check out the stills from on set and decide for yourself. Enjoy.

LAIS RIBEIRO IS ONE UNDERRATED LINGERIE MODEL HOTTIE

Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Use Sex Appeal to Remind You That It’s Almost Valentine’s

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 8:27 am

Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC

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Look, you've got one week left of today to either get a little nookie or find yourself alone on the couch come Valentine's Day, the single biggest trap day of the year for men, when the odds of success are stacked against you mightily.

As always, I will remind you that what women want from Valentine's Day is a story to tell all their friends who are telling their stories, or better yet, to do some token gesture of romance in front of their friends or coworkers. Remember, women don't care what they get, they just care that their girlfriends get to say, 'Oh, you are so lucky!' on the big V-Day. I don't know, guys have The Super Bowl and all their weird traditions. Valentine's Day is The Super Bowl for women. Just suck it up and play the game.

And as if you weren't feeling pressure from all quarters, now consider the pressure in your drawers as you feast eyes upon Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, in store for Victoria's Secret promoting their favorite Valentine's Day gift packages. Obviously, Valentine's Day is the monster sales holiday for the lingerie store, but, again, I caution you, purchasing lingerie for your girl raises the odds of failure on V-Day to the extreme. It's the danger zone where so many a man has epically failed. Nobody fails with flowers and dinner, I'm just saying. Still, revel in the fantasy that Valentine's Day has anything to do with men with a couple hot peeks at the hot peaks of Candice and Lily. Enjoy.