Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Crazy Sunshine Caribbean Hot

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2013 @ 11:43 am
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot March 2013
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Our lady of Candice is back with one stellar catalog shoot for Victoria's Secret. If you ever wonder what becomes of all that hard work Candice Swanepoel was doing in January down in the Caribbean, and you probably weren't, here are the results. And, dang. I suppose all the time, money, and effort paid off. Or, you know, you could've just got Candice half-nekkid in front of her apartment window and shot her and we'd be drooling just the same. But who doesn't love a work trip down to Barbados?

Candice Swanepoel was born to model. Born to look wicked hot in a bikini. And, born to have unlimited and copious amounts of sexy time with me. Maybe that last part is more of a wish. Enjoy.

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Lais Ribeiro, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio Filming Michael Bay’s V.S. Lingerie Commercial

By Bill Swift | February 11, 2013 @ 11:14 am
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lais Ribeiro Filming Victoria's Secret with Michael Bay
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Still not exactly sure what Michael Bay is doing directing a Victoria's Secret commercial, but I'm going to guess it has something to do with getting to hang around the set all day with uber-hotties Lais Ribeiro, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio, ans ordering them in and out of various little bits of silk and lace. Oh, and probably also a million clams or something on pay day.

The trio of V.S. hotties posed and pranced and strutted in their bra and panties across some rather elaborate sets in Miami, Michael Bay style, and formed all kinds of speculation that viewing the final product of this commercial might just cause you to leave this world in a fit of stroke and a very sore arm muscle. I have to believe there's some truth to this rumor. But check out the stills from on set and decide for yourself. Enjoy.

LAIS RIBEIRO IS ONE UNDERRATED LINGERIE MODEL HOTTIE
Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie
Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie
Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie
Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie
Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie
Lais Ribeiro Wearing Victoria's Secret Cotton Lingerie
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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Use Sex Appeal to Remind You That It’s Almost Valentine’s

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 8:27 am
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Victoria Secret's Reveal in NYC
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Look, you've got one week left of today to either get a little nookie or find yourself alone on the couch come Valentine's Day, the single biggest trap day of the year for men, when the odds of success are stacked against you mightily.

As always, I will remind you that what women want from Valentine's Day is a story to tell all their friends who are telling their stories, or better yet, to do some token gesture of romance in front of their friends or coworkers. Remember, women don't care what they get, they just care that their girlfriends get to say, 'Oh, you are so lucky!' on the big V-Day. I don't know, guys have The Super Bowl and all their weird traditions. Valentine's Day is The Super Bowl for women. Just suck it up and play the game.

And as if you weren't feeling pressure from all quarters, now consider the pressure in your drawers as you feast eyes upon Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, in store for Victoria's Secret promoting their favorite Valentine's Day gift packages. Obviously, Valentine's Day is the monster sales holiday for the lingerie store, but, again, I caution you, purchasing lingerie for your girl raises the odds of failure on V-Day to the extreme. It's the danger zone where so many a man has epically failed. Nobody fails with flowers and dinner, I'm just saying. Still, revel in the fantasy that Valentine's Day has anything to do with men with a couple hot peeks at the hot peaks of Candice and Lily. Enjoy.

ADRIANA LIMA ONCE PUT ON AN EPIC VALENTINE'S DAY LINGERIE DISPLAY
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Gracie Carvalho Bikini Pictures Shine for Her Turn Up for Victoria’s Secret

By Bill Swift | January 31, 2013 @ 9:26 am
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
Gracie Carvalho Bikini Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St Barts
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Victoria's Secret is just going mad these days with their bikini photoshoots, racing to get catalog spreads up in time for the biggest bikini buying time of the year, Spring time, and shooting model after model, day after day down St. Bart's way.

While Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton took another turn in front of the cameras, it was Brazilian born Gracie Carvalho who really caught our eye in the latest round of snapping two pieces, selling sextastic to men and bikinis to women quite simultaneously.

Something about that sultry skin and alluring look and that killer body, the perfect recipe for something we'd like to break off ourselves this coming Spring. Enjoy.

CANDICE SWANEPOEL IN YET ANOTHER KILLER SHOOT FOR V.S.
Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot
Candice Swanepoel Sexy in Victoria's Secret Swim Photoshoot
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ERIN HEATHERTON RIGHT ON CANDICE'S TAIL WITH LATEST V.S. SHOOT
Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria's Secret Swimwear
Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria's Secret Swimwear
Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria's Secret Swimwear
Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria's Secret Swimwear
Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria's Secret Swimwear
Erin Heatherton Golden Shoot for Victoria's Secret Swimwear
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Magdalena Frackowiak Dares Challenge Candice Swanepoel for Hottest V.S. Bikini Photoshoot

By Bill Swift | January 30, 2013 @ 1:00 pm

Taking on the queen of the hill, that's a mighty undertaking for any woman, but might Polish model phenom Magdalena Frackowiak actually be up to the task.

MAGDALENA FRACKOWIAK
Magdalena Frackowiak Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts
Magdalena Frackowiak Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts
Magdalena Frackowiak Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts
Magdalena Frackowiak Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts
Magdalena Frackowiak Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts
Magdalena Frackowiak Shows Off Her Bikini Body in St Barts
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Magdalena and uber-sextastic bikini model Candice Swanepoel were both in St. Bart's shooting more more more two-piece swimsuit pictures for Victoria's Secret, and, well, both of these women blew our socks off (that's a euphemism by the way, the plastic mats were down).

CANDICE SWANEPOEL
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Body for Victoria's Secret in St Barts
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Body for Victoria's Secret in St Barts
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Body for Victoria's Secret in St Barts
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Body for Victoria's Secret in St Barts
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Body for Victoria's Secret in St Barts
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Body for Victoria's Secret in St Barts
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Two extremely fine looking ladies of the sunshine and skin sextacular, but who has the most smoking bikini pictorial?

Frackowiak or Swanepoel, Hotter Bikini Body?

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Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Deliver a Heavenly Lingerie Competition to Heat Up Winter

By Bill Swift | January 15, 2013 @ 9:31 am
Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Miranda Kerr Sexy in Victoria's Secret January 2013
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Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013
Candice Swanepoel Stunning in Victoria's Secret January 2013
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Victoria's Secret is really cranking out the lingerie content this time of year, preparing for their biggest season of the year, Valentine's and into Spring. It's the high season for skimpy little nothings, and the pre-eminent lingerie brand has cranked up the steam and sweat (that would be our steam and sweat) with two amazing new catalog pictorials from Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel, the two giants in the V.S. lineup.

Now, with less than one month until Valentine's Day, we surely hope you've got your shizz starting to lineup, because you do know that there will be nookie in the final month of winter should you fail at this trite, but important annual ritual of giveness. So, get 'er done early, and, remember what Uncle Ego says, 'Actual results may vary' when transitioning lingerie off the bodies of Miranda and Candice and onto your squeeze. So, consider wisely. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Bikini Arse Means You’re Going to Have a Great Weekend

By Bill Swift | January 11, 2013 @ 1:57 pm
Candice Swanepoel Shows Off Her Bottom on Instagram

Well, it's that time again, good people. Four bottles of Two Buck Chuck have been cracked here in the office, though somehow I got a receipt for $17 from the delivery guy, so either my math is wrong, or Two Buck is no longer two bucks. So as we drift off into the weekend, a time we take to recharge our batteries, re-invigorate our vigor, and try to avoid running into any cousins in the Champagne Room of the local strip joint, we bid you a temporary adieu.

But, the news is not all bleak, for upon sight of the ridiculously hot booty of Candice Swanepoel that the sextastic angel took to posting herself on Instagram, we have seen the future in those polished cheeks. Your future. And, we are predicting this will be one fucking wonderful respite for you as well. Over the next forty-eight hours, we foresee rampant deviant intimate contact, and, for some of you, even with a partner. This is good news that when combined with perhaps the single best weekend of NFL football all season, means you're going to do just fine without us.

Have a great weekend from all your friends at Egotastic!

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