Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Topless Photoshoot in Hawaii

 
Candice Swanepoel Topless Photoshoot in Hawaii
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Hotness incarnate Candice Swanepoel took out her ta-tas in this topless photoshoot in Hawaii. Candice is one of my favorite models. She’s just so freakin sexy that I can barely stand it. Look at her eyes, (if you can take your eyes off of her funbags), they are like blue ice cubes. The pictures are on a beach and she’s all wet and sandy which really does it for me. Maybe it’s because I’ve always wanted to do it on a beach with a hot woman. I mean, not like that’s an original fantasy. I think all guys want to do that, am I right? Alas, very few of us ever date a Candice Swanepoel. Maybe if you are a movie star or a really rich dude. It’s sad. But in the meantime we can look at these pictures and dream.

Candice doesn’t do enough topless stuff. There, I said it. I love her bikini stuff but sometimes you just want to see the goods, ya know?

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot For Victoria’s Secret

The redonkulously hot Candice Swanepoel brings her talents to the page in this photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. By talents I am referring to her magnificent funbags. They are seriously exemplary. All ta-tas should aspire to be more like Candice Swanepoel’s chichis. She wears a variety of different bikinis and swimsuits and she looks super sexy in all of them. Some people were born with the ability to really maximize a bikini’s hotness quotient and Candice is one of those people. A particular favorite is the leopard striped one that shows off a lot of skin. Leopard print is just plain sexy. Maybe it’s the jungle animal that lives somewhere deep inside us or maybe it’s that leopard print stuff tends to be lowcut. Either way, it’s a good thing.

I remember I used to sit in wait for the Victoria’s Secret catalog to come to our house back in high school. Then I would hide it from my mom. Today I can just look at the pics online and don’t have to hide them from anyone. We really are living in a magical time.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Lifeguard Sextastic in Malibu

I’m not exactly sure why Candice Swanepoel and her Our Lady of Swanepoel bikini booty was working the lifeguard tower in Malibu, I only know it sent me rushing into the ocean to drown just enough to require her mouth to mouth. Or, you know, mouth to whatever might bring me back from the light. Sadly, Candice didn’t seem to notice my floundering, what with a million eyeballs leering at her ridiculously hot bikini body in display up on the wooden stand.

Candice Swanepoel isn’t just a bikini model, she’s a bikini goddess. She was born to pimp bikinis with her outstanding female form. It’s a gift from on high that Candice has done anything but forsake. I know the Baywatch lifeguard girls were a bit bustier, but I’ll take a streamlined Candice bikini body any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Oh, Candice, you are the wind beneath my hard-ons. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 
Candice Swanepoel, Kendall Jenner and More Topless Models in Russel James 'Angels' Book
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Well, the Victoria’s Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we’re not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It’s a nice thing. She’s a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I’m prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.

Toni Garrn, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel Among the Hotties at Harper’s Bazaar Fashion Week Party

if you didn’t bring at least twenty change of clothes, consider yourself under prepared for Fashion Week in New York. The sponsored parties and events are non-stop for the good looking and famous class of young women models, actresses, divas, and socialites. Not to mention fashion bloggers. Oh, they really are the best.

The Harper’s Bazaar ICON party may have won the weekend at least with its impressive guest list that includes Candice Swanepoel, Kendall Jenner, Lady Gaga, Isabeli Fontana,Toni Garrn, and Karolina Kurkova. Kind of an odd ensemble, but a powerhouse celebrity list nonetheless. And all looking their best. Even Lady Gaga made efforts. If you’ve ever thought about a career in fashion, these kinds of fancy get-ups might convince you to stick with your dream. Just imagine the excitement of having these ladies screaming in your ear or firing you. Wonderful! Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Black Lingerie Sextastic Showcase on Set

Sometimes I just look at Candice Swanepoel in lingerie and being to cry like a small child. She stirs up deep emotions within my otherwise stoic soul.

Candice was strutting around in black showy lingerie for some promotional video and she looked so damn hot I almost pretended I was the director and needed to see her in my trailer to discuss emoting. We’d come out three hours later covered in the sweat that only people with true passion for one another can ever generate. Well, I’ll be sweaty, she’ll mostly be screaming for help, but it’s still romantic. Candice, you do wonders for a man’s testosterone levels. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret July 2014