Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne Asstastic Highlights Day 2 of An Awesome Bikini Yacht Vacation

By Jon | June 24, 2011 @ 8:40 am
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Yacht and Showing Bare Butt
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It's hard to explain why men love women's junkside so much. I've seen the psychological studies, I've read the anthropological reports, but, blah, that's all science and reason and hardly worth our concern. Butts are hot. And sexy celebrity butts are even hotter. So blessed be on Day 2 of the Avril Lavigne bikini vacation aboard the S.S. Hottie that the Cannuckian pop princess didn't flash utterly delightful views of her bikini clad derriere, including some impromptu bottom adjustment and butt crack visuals. I don't need science to tell me how happy and tingly this made me feel.

Avril Lavigne nipples slips yesterday, Avril Lavigne butt-cleavage and asstastic today. Now, this is some bikini yacht vacation. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Nipple Slipping Bikini Pictures from the Aft-Side of My Heart

 
By Jon | June 23, 2011 @ 1:40 pm
Avril Lavigne Yachting in a Small Bikini Off the Shore of Saint Tropez
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CHECK OUT THE NIP-SLIPPING, ASSTASTIC WONDERMENTS

I went to St. Tropez once, once. I was looked at like a cheap, slummy, outsider, which, granted, I was pretty much guilty of across the board. Had I arrived by yacht with petite hot Cannuckian sk8ter girl Avril Lavigne in a bikini to my aft, flashing all kinds of bare nipple, I bet I wouldn't have been so summarily judged by the good and gracious peoples of France.

I'm an unabashed liker of Avril Lavigne. I've always liked her. Even through her post-20-something-still-maturing phase, her bad boyfriend and husband phases, her stupid tattoos and her Casio-keyboard bubblegum music, I still just have a thing for Avril. I can't help it. And these wardrobe malfunctioning bikini pictures of the mirthful mini-singer just aren't going to do anything to reverse that deep-seeded emoticon of lust. Much like I hope that someday, the citizens of St. Tropez will embrace me, so too do I hope someday to embrace Avril Lavigne, only, you know, nekkid. Enjoy.

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Tight End

By Jon | June 1, 2011 @ 11:56 am

Holly Madison plays football in a bikini. (Celebuzz)

Susan Sarandon only gets hotter with age. (HuffPo)

Paris Hilton talks about her sex tape. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox. (GossipCenter)

What's better than hot chicks?  Hot chicks with their twin sisters! (TheChive)

Pippa Middleton royally sweet backside. (DrunkenStepfather)

Avril Lavigne flashes bikini cleavage. (Popoholic)

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Holiday Hottie

By Jon | May 30, 2011 @ 11:42 am

Ashley Greene so simple, yet so desirable. (Celebuzz)

Another January Jones baby daddy rumor? (HuffPo)

Brooklyn Decker may own the world's hottest body. (FoxNews)

Celebrate Memorial Day with bikini-clad sexy ladies. (TheChive)

Jennifer Lopez sex tape coming soon? (PopEater)

Avril Lavigne desecrates our national pastime. (TMZ)

Jamie Chung, the hottest reason to see Hangover II. (CityRag)

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Avril Lavigne Pictures from Vanity Fair For the Retro Hottie Win

By Jon | February 7, 2011 @ 9:32 am
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Avril Lavigne, who you either love or don't love, but probably ought lust in some form or fashion, throws down the 50's sexy homemaker vibe in these Avril Lavigne pictures in this month's Vanity Fair Italy. Ain't nothing wrong with this petite vixen flashing her little tight body in a lacey bra or short skirt, even if I will likely fail to appreciate the novelty of the artistic theme. I do know this, when she's not singing, and she's in her underwear, Avril Lavigne comes very close to being my dream girl. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Goes Bra and Panties For A Few Seconds of What the Hell Goodness (VIDEO)

By Jon | January 27, 2011 @ 7:21 am
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Occasionally, I force myself to re-enter the world of auto-tuned pop music for the sake of bringing my favorite readers all the celebrity hotness that's fit to be ogled. I seriously hope you appreciate how much bad music I endure just to share a sexy glimpse of the likes of Rihanna, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and, in this case, Avril Lavigne, but her What The Hell music video caught my eye. In particular, the first twenty seconds or so where the little sexy bomb bumps about in her bra and panties flashing her petite taut body. It was worth it, all worth it, but, seriously, if you're listening past those first twenty seconds or so, I am not liable for any emotional or aural damages. Screech!

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READER FINDS: Avril Lavigne vs. Olivia Munn in Similar Bikini; Maria Menounos Keeps Old Bikinis

 
By Bill Swift | January 10, 2011 @ 6:58 am
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Every now and then it's fun to share some of our Reader Finds, some completely pointless, but pretty damn sweet discoveries by Egotastic! fans that we missed in our own content. In our defense, we are lazy, drunks.

Egotastic! reader 'Mike D' pointed out that the sextastic little Avril Lavigne flashed cleavage on this site last week in the very same green and black bikini that fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn showed off her body in Jamaica in about nine months ago. Let's just call Mike D. one hardcore ogler.

Here's a truly dedicated bikini historian: Egotastic! reader 'kewanji' points out that the bikini Maria Menounos was wearing over New Years Eve in those delightfully revealing pictures was the very same bikini she wore in Antigua three years earlier. Oh, yes, this fashion scandal is worth investigating as you'll get the bonus of seeing the ridiculously hot Blake Lively in a bikini standing next to Maria. Win-win.

And, speaking of the hot Maria Menounos, Egotastic! superfan 'G. Teezy' was among a fe of you who noticed that there might just be a pierced piece of jewelry down on Maria's southern treasure trail. (I remember having a girlfriend once who told me that if I truly loved her, I'd pierce my daddy sack. Well, there are three billion women in this world and I've only got one golden apple basket, so guess which one I chose to keep intact?)

Enjoy.

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