Avril Lavigne

99 Celebrity Bikini Butts to Celebrate the New Year

I don't know about you, but my head is still pounding something awful. Sort of an annual New Year's tradition that I'm not sure how it all started, but I believe it was brandy, and not the singer. To help everyone get the old blood flow started in 2014, why not a peek at 99 of some of our favorite celebrity bikini bottoms from A to Z, well, as best as I could alphabetize. We saw the fronts on Christmas, now it's time for the power of the booty to compel you to awake in the new year.

Consider me quite excited about new and even better views of sextastic skin in the coming year. Starting just as soon as I stop seeing double. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Headlines and Asslines iHeart Radio Festival (Along with Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, and Ashley Greene)

You knew Miley Cyrus wasn't going to close up her dog and pony show act before iHeart, the biggest pop music spectacular of the year in Las Vegas each September. She put on quite the noteworthy performance, including several key see-through costumes and her now customary tongue wagging and twerking. The kids ate it up, as did many a gentleman ogler.

Joining Miley on stage in the diva category were Katy Cocktease strutting her wares and Avril Lavigne doing some kind of Twisted Sister homage or something. It didn't hurt that Ashley Greene showed up to announce and hang out in a loose bit of clothing. Life could be worse. Though it is hard to imagine worse music.

Here's a bunch of the sextastic ladies who made it out to Vegas for the red carpet as well, including Our Lady of Maria Menounos, the Kardashians and Jenners, naturally, and Courtney Bingham:

Is Avril Lavigne About to Make Out With Winnie Cooper?

Oh, yes, yes she is. God bless music videos, in all their tawdry banality, for presenting us with some of the most epic moments through the decades. The music may be questionable, but the blatant use of sexuality to sell songs, that's what Mozart would be doing if he were alive today.

Check out screencaps of Avril Lavigne and Danica McKellar making out in the new 'Rock and Roll' video from Avril over on WWTDD.com

Avril Lavigne Bikini Top Dancing Fun Time Down Cabo Way

Oh, happy days when our belusted pixie and all around petite skater girl hottie Avril Lavigne flashes some skin during some beach time partying down in Los Cabos with a bunch of her bikini clad BFFs.

We've had a thing for Avril Lavigne for some time now, and while we've always been fascinated by her minxy looks and moves when on stage, it's telescopically quite delightful to see Avril candidly dancing and writhing about with cocktails and bikinis and a bunch of semi-Sapphic girl group, really just as we imagined. Enjoy.

Avril Lavigne and Taylor Momsen Go Hotness to Hotness With Bad Music And Good Looks

Avril Lavigne and Taylor Momsen, two musically inclined hotties that we could easily play nekkie naughty Roadie roleplay with, each released new music videos that maximize their hotness and skin potential, as opposed to their melodic genius you might say. Now, I'll leave you to your own musical sensibilities, but I'm more interested in who you think pulled off the hotter skin-flashing video.

Avril Lavigne with 'Goodbye':

or Taylor Momsen with 'You'

Check Out the Two Competing Music Videos »

Avril Lavigne Sexy Cute Punky Pictures from FHM Australia Continue Her Minx-tastic Reign

I once had a paid escort girlfriend ask my why I kept so much old stuff around my place. I asked her if she preferred guys who like to toss things out when the next greatest thing comes along. Then she pointed out my middle school track pants hanging over a chair and she won the argument. But, the point is, sometimes, it's just hard to let go. Personally, I'm still hanging onto my lust affair with Avril Lavigne even though it peaked a good ten years ago and has kind of had not all that much to keep it going. It still goes. Can you relate?

In her pictorial running in this month's FHM Australia, the Canadian faux-punker-skater chick does what she does best, just looks all kinds of minxy and cute and hot and like the kind of girl you'd like to get nekkid with for a weekend at the Red Roof Inn.  Yeah, maybe her act isn't changing much, but those of us who peaked athletically (if not mentally) at age 12 should understand hanging on for just a bit longer. Enjoy.

Hipster Hottie

New Dakota Fanning pictures. (GossipCenter)

Demi Lovato gets fiery. (HuffPo)

Lindsay Lohan might have to do a few nude photoshoots. (FoxNews)

Behind the scenes shots of Rihanna. (Celebuzz)

Avril Lavigne beats someone up. (TMZ)

Kristen Stewart leggy interview. (Popoholic)

A salute to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (SocialiteLife)