I once had a paid escort girlfriend ask my why I kept so much old stuff around my place. I asked her if she preferred guys who like to toss things out when the next greatest thing comes along. Then she pointed out my middle school track pants hanging over a chair and she won the argument. But, the point is, sometimes, it's just hard to let go. Personally, I'm still hanging onto my lust affair with Avril Lavigne even though it peaked a good ten years ago and has kind of had not all that much to keep it going. It still goes. Can you relate?
In her pictorial running in this month's FHM Australia, the Canadian faux-punker-skater chick does what she does best, just looks all kinds of minxy and cute and hot and like the kind of girl you'd like to get nekkid with for a weekend at the Red Roof Inn. Yeah, maybe her act isn't changing much, but those of us who peaked athletically (if not mentally) at age 12 should understand hanging on for just a bit longer. Enjoy.
New Dakota Fanning pictures. (GossipCenter)
Demi Lovato gets fiery. (HuffPo)
Lindsay Lohan might have to do a few nude photoshoots. (FoxNews)
Behind the scenes shots of Rihanna. (Celebuzz)
Avril Lavigne beats someone up. (TMZ)
Kristen Stewart leggy interview. (Popoholic)
A salute to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (SocialiteLife)
January Jones body looks damn good considering a human being was just living in there. (SocialiteLife)
Angela Simmons gets (covered) nude for PETA. (HuffPo)
Her marriage might be in trouble, but at least Demi Moore is still hot. (FoxNews)
Avril Lavigne, sexy birthday girl. (Idolator)
Elisabetta Canalis battling it out with Stacy Keibler? (GossipCop)
Salma Hayek loves herself some Puss. (LaineyGossip)
How the effed-up economy is hurting your favorite characters. (Cracked)
I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.
Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.
Boobies and butts and Hello Kitty, oh my.
Avril Lavigne really has extended her French Riviera bikini vacation into the realm of the 'thank you very much', with yet another romp aboard the S.S. Hottie, this time, in a lovely shade of violet, to flash her petite but sextastically tight bikini body for the benefit of oglers with telescopic lenses everywhere. While I can't actually peel my eyes from shots of this little Cannuckian diva's frontside, I must admit, my very favorite view may be the visual of her Mediterranean-doused bottomside -- oh, to be a body of water allowed to lap thy waves upon such earthly delights. Say what you will about this sk8ter girl, she vacations well. Enjoy.
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Top Dancing Fun Time Down Cabo Way
Oh, happy days when our belusted pixie and all around petite skater girl hottie Avril Lavigne flashes some skin during some beach time partying down in Los Cabos with a bunch of her bikini clad BFFs.
We've had a thing for Avril Lavigne for some time now, and while we've always been fascinated by her minxy looks and moves when on stage, it's telescopically quite delightful to see Avril candidly dancing and writhing about with cocktails and bikinis and a bunch of semi-Sapphic girl group, really just as we imagined. Enjoy.
WHEN AVRIL LAVIGNE GETS TIPSY, WE GET SOME GOOD PEEKS