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Spring Breakers Venice Photocall Sees Vanessa, Ashley, Rachel, and Selena In Clothes (But Still Super Hot!)

We've not really seen this Faptastic Foursome from Spring Breakers in clothing before, but when the bikini girls get dolled up for their movie promotional event at the Venice Film Festival, well, they all still look more than desirable and delicious.

Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Rachel Korine, like four hot dolls on the red carpet, with the tease of good things to come in their now highly anticipated film release this winter. Really and truly this is one of the roughest cinematic pre-release teases we can ever remember. And speaking of pre-release... enjoy.

Spring Breakers Continues to Prime Your Anatomical Pump With Bikini Hotness from Selena, Vanessa, Rachel, and Ashley

Holy crap. It's like having these hot women literally drag you to go see the movie Spring Breakers. Only, they're dragging you by your member and resistance is not only futile, it's a dull, numbing pain.

Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson are back in more more more teaser pics from Spring Breakers. This is like high school all over again with the sexy cheerleader bumping around on your lap, only I didn't get the sexy cheerleader on my lap, I got Mathilda the 2nd Trombone in the school marching band who had a nearly scientifically impossible center of gravity just eight inches above her cankles. It was not so pleasant. And not as thrilling as these promo photos portend for Spring Breakers.

I already know we're all going here. The question is how much longer can we wait?

Ashley, Vanessa, Selena, and Rachel — Spring Breakers Bikini Promotional Pic Guaranteed to Break Open Your Springs

As the movie date draws ever nearer (we're told now the beginning of 2013 for theatrical release), the Spring Breakers promo pictures just keeping getting hotter and hotter. I'm not sure anybody is actually going to make it to January without an emission of the 'check out those knockers' kind.

Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and the filmmakers wife Rachel Korine may just be pitching the most anticipated movie female foursome for a legit film in as long as I can remember. Look at the bikini bodies on those girls and tell me, honestly, you're not plunking down some shekels to see them in motion. You are. If you survive til January. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson Bikini Pimping for Spring Breakers ‘Premiere’

There is still no release date for Spring Breakers so if you're looking for release after checking out this promo photo from Premiere magazine of Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson in bikinis, you are looking at a solo project, my friend.

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Harmony Korine in Wicked Hot Spring Breakers Sneak Peeks

Mea culpa. Mea culpa.

was most definitely wrong in my early predictions about the movie Spring Breakers. While I knew there would be the hotness provided by the bikini filling likes of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and even the director's own wife, Rachel Korine, I never expected the magnificent magnitude to which this Harmony Korine directed spring break heist movie could achieve. While not having seen a single moving frame of this film, from past on-set production candids, and now these amazing promo pics and movie stills appearing in Interview magazine, this movie looks like it's going to be all kinds of dark comedic and dark sextastic bikini celeb awesome.

Oh, how the worm turns when motivated by sweet hot girls flashing their boobtastic and epic booties in bikini bottoms. I can't wait. Enjoy.

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Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.