Ashley Benson

Ashley Benson Turns Prom Dresses Into Prom Night (Legal, Naturally) Fantasies

Being the veteran of not one, but two dramatically disastrous promo nights, one of which actually resulted in a hospital visit, which ought teach me a lesson about taking a very pregnant girl out for the evening, I know a thing or two about May-time disappointment. But, I also remember the fantasy of it all. Not so much the dressing up and the flowers and the big night out for teens in limos and the Blues Traveler power ballad, but trying to get into the pants of my prom date after I spent every single dollar of my hard-earned pot sales money on the annual junior-senior fancy night out.

And watching Ashley Benson modeling for Faviana prom wear, the vastly underrated hot blonde Ashley Benson who we can't wait to see in Spring Breakers, well, we're flashing back to all sorts of hope and promise of what could've been on those special nights back in high school. Albeit, our dates never quite looked like Ashley Benson, wore dresses quite as well as Ashley Benson, and in one case, smelled an awful lot like a very old peanut. Still, this is what dreams are made of. Ah, the prom. Enjoy.

Spring Breakers Update: I’m Still Not Going to Survive the Wait!

Not a chance I live to see this.

Will I Be Able to Wait Two More Months to See ‘Spring Breakers’?

Nope.

Ashley Benson Cleavage, Serena Williams Bikini Butt, and Stella Hudgens Teen Naughty Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Well, just because it's a holiday don't think we would deny you, let alone these self-promoting celebrities, their self-published picture due. Heck, the holidays are the perfect time to soak in a little ego on Egotastic!, to bathe in the splendor of self-aggrandizement, and to basically see which of the girls in Hottieville have ask the mirror on their wall 'who is the fairest of them all?'.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Serena Williams flashing her full cheeks in a bikini bottom, Stella Hudgens definitely taking after older sis by posing provocatively whilst still of high school age, Miranda Kerr flashing her lingerie top, Sara Jean Underwood sextastic as usual, Ashley Benson flashing seriously hot cleave, Kendall Jenner, natch, and much much more. You owe it to the Pilgrims on the Mayflower to check out all these Twipics! Enjoy.

Ashley Benson Won’t Back Down From Spring Breakers Hot Body Challenge

We know the girls of Spring Breakers are trying to one-up each other as to who looks best both in the film and on the promotional tour for the film to be released in the coming months.

Well throw Ashley Benson and her wicked hot body into the mix for the title shot. The Pretty Little Liars thespianic and one of the quartet of hotties in Spring Breakers put on a little demonstration of the power of her blonde bombshell-ness even while fully dressed and walking her dog in Toluca Lake. Short t-shirt, some jean shorts, and that wicked body and Ashley, and her oglers, were good to go.

She may be doinking Justin Bieber's semi-retarded swagger coach, and that's the skeleton among skeletons in the closet, but we'd still surely love to jump her bones. Enjoy.

Spring Breakers Venice Photocall Sees Vanessa, Ashley, Rachel, and Selena In Clothes (But Still Super Hot!)

We've not really seen this Faptastic Foursome from Spring Breakers in clothing before, but when the bikini girls get dolled up for their movie promotional event at the Venice Film Festival, well, they all still look more than desirable and delicious.

Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Rachel Korine, like four hot dolls on the red carpet, with the tease of good things to come in their now highly anticipated film release this winter. Really and truly this is one of the roughest cinematic pre-release teases we can ever remember. And speaking of pre-release... enjoy.

Spring Breakers Continues to Prime Your Anatomical Pump With Bikini Hotness from Selena, Vanessa, Rachel, and Ashley

Holy crap. It's like having these hot women literally drag you to go see the movie Spring Breakers. Only, they're dragging you by your member and resistance is not only futile, it's a dull, numbing pain.

Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson are back in more more more teaser pics from Spring Breakers. This is like high school all over again with the sexy cheerleader bumping around on your lap, only I didn't get the sexy cheerleader on my lap, I got Mathilda the 2nd Trombone in the school marching band who had a nearly scientifically impossible center of gravity just eight inches above her cankles. It was not so pleasant. And not as thrilling as these promo photos portend for Spring Breakers.

I already know we're all going here. The question is how much longer can we wait?