Pretty Little Liars really is quite the underrated show, at least in the category that most counts. Crazy ridiculously hot female thespianics. The bulk of them including Shay Mitchell, Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Trojan Bellisario and Emma Ishta made their way out, decked out and showing off chesty goodness in Manhattan, perhaps shooting some kind of formal wear scene. I probably won’t watch to be honest. I’m more of the peeping tom on the street kind of viewer. And these views were spectacular.
It’s pretty darn amazing if you think about the full roster of hotties on television these days. So many shows, so many fine women, so little time to properly dream of them all. But I remain dedicated to servicing them all during my nightly REM sleep, supplemented by some day time fantastical moments. Shay Mitchell, I mean, come on, if she’s not inspiring the creative part of your brain in the R to X-rated virtual dreamscape, you really need to start taking a multivitamin or something. Enjoy.
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You don’t know the pleasure I feel each morning waking up whistling a happy song knowing I’m coming into my penthouse studios to share the best looking sextastic celebrities with the world. Granted, first comes shaking off the hangover, trying to remember my name, cursing the morning light, and wondering how my girlfriend’s cat survived me accidentally throwing him out a fifth story window once again. But then the pure exhilaration of making smiles. I actually do whistle. It’s not even my most annoying or effeminate trait, but so it is. And so goes the wicked hot roundup this week of the self-shared celebrity skin-filled photos. I’m whistling again.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Demi Lovato showing off her bikini thighs, Chloe Moretz in a rare bikini top show of her own, Ashley Benson cheeky topless teasing, Maitland Ward bikini bodacious bosom, Emily Ratajkowski see-through to the blessed yams, and so much more. If you’re not flipping through these photos, it’s cool, you may not like ungodly hot half-nekkid women and perhaps you don’t love your own mother. I’m not judging. Just look. Enjoy.
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Ashley Benson bosom isn’t just for breakfast anymore. Though I surely would like to wake up to them. I never liked mornings much, they could certainly help.
The underrated blonde hottie had her funbags on nearly full display at Fashion Week in NYC. As you know, fashion is a pox upon this world that is only slightly salved by the tremendous amount of skin shown by the women for whom it matters. It’s not quite a wash, but on days when Ashley Benson is catwalk side flashing this much glorious chest, I have to give it a pass. Perhaps there are more meaningful things to spend your money on that a designer dress, but when that dress comes with no bra and Ashley Benson boobtastic about to fall out, I can’t think of anything more meaningful. Breasts completely melt my ability to be rational. Enjoy.
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I don’t have time to look, well, the energy, but I’ll assume Baby2Baby is some awesome cause perhaps serving babies everywhere. Maybe like some milk delivery service. Something worthy of bringing out the super hotties in Hollywood to support. And boy did the lovely ladies of Tinsel Town come out in cleavy droves to this event looking incredibly.
Try on for size Jessica Alba, Ashley Benson, Kate Hudson, Jordana Brewster, and Molly Sims for a little sextastic aperitif. All of these ladies looking more than stellar, all well worthy of carrying my child at some point in the future, maybe even starting today, ladies? Oh, the decked out hotties all fecund and ready to help me amass my small army of Egotastic offspring. My heart swells with pride. Let’s just say it’s my heart for now. Hot moms really are heaven on earth. Enjoy.
Soap star and hot person Ashley Benson was looking sexy as F in her costume on the set of Pixels. In the movie she plays an 80′s/90′s era video game character come to life. Think Chun Li from Street Fighter but not Asian. Her costume is very revealing. Basically it’s a one piece bathing suit and a couple of samurai swords. Her cleavage is the real weapon in this ensemble. How could you not be distracted by her ta-tas in a battle? She’s also got an incredible pair of legs which you get to see in their entirety. This isn’t even short shorts we’re talking about, it’s basically a pair of panties, y’all. Which brings me to her booty. Let’s just say that it is extraordinary and can deflect ninja stars. It’s even sexier when she’s fighting on set. I have a thing for warrior chicks. I was a big fan of Xena.
Needless to say, I’m going to go see this movie. I mean the premise is fun, old video game characters attack New York, but I’m mainly going to see Ashley in this costume bouncing around. Also Peter Dinklage’s mullet. Look it up after you read all of our articles.
I’m pretty much down for any movie about classic video games. You throw in Ashley Benson doing something something in a little tiny costume with swords and I will probably be first line. I do so lust the underrated hotness that is Ashley Benson, the oft-forgotten hot Hollywood blonde.
Ashley was on the set of the new movie Pixels being I presume a good guy, err, good girl, defeating some evil video game sorcery while in a short little costume that showed off her sweet thighs and spankable bottom. I suppose that latter comment is more of a wish than a size or shape description, though make no mistake about it, it is being wished right this second. Oh, Ashley, slay me with your swords and choke me out with your strong legs. I will go out with a smile that even the mortician finds impossible to re-adjust. Enjoy.
What Spring Breakers couldn’t quite deliver, well, all good things come to those who sit and wait, with a big screen TV and some homemade jerky, naturally. The righteously sextastic Ashley Benson topless and bikini top unfurled in all her wicked hot glory. It’s moments like these when getting up before noon each day truly seems worthwhile.
We saw Ashley and her Pretty Little Liars co-star Shay Mitchell strutting about the 50th state in their bikinis on holiday. Apparently Ashley decided to go for a little au natural sun tanning of her stellar boobtastic and was caught by a man with a camera who deserves one of those medals important people pass out. Or at least whatever he charge me for these photos. Oh, my, just look at those funions.
Ashley Benson has been on my list of Hollywood hotties I’ve been dying to see topless. Consider that BIll’s bucket list. Today I happily check off Ashley Benson. I think I hear the angels sing. Enjoy.