You don’t know the pleasure I feel each morning waking up whistling a happy song knowing I’m coming into my penthouse studios to share the best looking sextastic celebrities with the world. Granted, first comes shaking off the hangover, trying to remember my name, cursing the morning light, and wondering how my girlfriend’s cat survived me accidentally throwing him out a fifth story window once again. But then the pure exhilaration of making smiles. I actually do whistle. It’s not even my most annoying or effeminate trait, but so it is. And so goes the wicked hot roundup this week of the self-shared celebrity skin-filled photos. I’m whistling again.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Demi Lovato showing off her bikini thighs, Chloe Moretz in a rare bikini top show of her own, Ashley Benson cheeky topless teasing, Maitland Ward bikini bodacious bosom, Emily Ratajkowski see-through to the blessed yams, and so much more. If you’re not flipping through these photos, it’s cool, you may not like ungodly hot half-nekkid women and perhaps you don’t love your own mother. I’m not judging. Just look. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Instagram
