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Alice Eve Was a Very Smart Addition to the Star Trek Franchise

Alice Eve and her smashing cleave showed up strong once again at the Blu-Ray premiere event for Star Trek Into Darkness. I guess there’s somebody out there who questioned the casting of Alice Eve into the film franchise, if so, I’d like to fight them. Not in a fight where I might be physically injured, I gave pugilism up after a record of two wins and eleven losses in my grade school days, but maybe a verbal joust about the fact that Alice Eve’s bodacious body trumps any and all arguments against her casting.

If Alice Eve had been cast to play Lincoln, it would’ve been awesome. No offense to Daniel Day Lewis, but maybe I actually could have stayed awake during the entire two hours if Alice and her majestic funbags had been addressing Congress and creaking up and down the halls of the old White House.

Alice Eve boobs make everything better. Enjoy.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Alice Eve, Daisy Lowe, Emma Watson, Lead List of Hotties at Brit GQ Men of the Year Awards

I guess it’s Men of the Year because there are just too many good men in England to name just one guy the best. Naturally, I expect to win that award when it’s handed out in the U.S, I mean, if GQ would finally admit that torn jeans and an AC/DC concert t-shirt are the height of fashion. Regardless, the entire evening in honoring the men is really about bringing out the hot women, as GQ always does, including belusted hotties Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Alice Eve, Emma Watson, and Daisy Lowe, to name a few funny talking sextastic ladies.

Someday, I’ll have girls of this caliber all decked out and drinking martinis at one of my swank backyard soirees. Just as soon as I get a backyard. Or figure out what soiree means. Enjoy.

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Honest Trailer Says What We’re All Thinking

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It wouldn’t be Honest Trailers if they didn’t say what we’re all thinking. It’s their job, after all. Well, they’ve finally gotten around to taking Star Trek Into Darkness to task.

Look, I strongly didn’t dislike Star Trek Into Darkness, mainly because I was once an orphan owned by the studio. It’s the truth. I owe them one or two bones here and there. In strongly not disliking the film, I couldn’t help but vehemently hate a handful of plot holes, tidbits, and inconsistencies.

Thankfully, HT laid them all out and I don’t have to harp on any of them. I can just tell you to watch the clip, which includes a good chunk of the How it Should Have Ended goodness.

Oh, and Alice Eve hanging out in her barley-mentionables again. Because, who doesn’t want to see that over and over again?

Alice Eve Cleavy at the Serpentine Gallery Party in London

Alice Eve Flashes Her Prime Directives Heading Into Kimmel

For those those ever questioned Alice Eve casting in the new Star Trek, well, stop your silly questions and start ogling at her fine fully-loaded boobtastic, on cleavetastic display heading into the Jimmy Kimmel show to promote the sci-fi blockbuster.

Alice Eve can make even a horrific movie like Sex in the City watchable, well, for at least ten seconds of her wet-shirt appearance. What she can do to a flick you’re already inclined to see. Well, it’s the icing on the cake, to use a graphically apt metaphor. We want more more more Alice Eve. Well, I mean, more Alice, less clothes. Please, Alice. Oblige a Trekkie. Enjoy.

Alice Eve and Lake Bell Topless Highlight This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Sure you got your big summer blockbusters coming out now, but how many of those billion dollar box office films are going to show you the slightest hint of bare ta’s? Well, the short answer, and I guess the long answer too is, none. A sad state of affairs in popular cinema. But, thanks to our friends at Mr. Skin, we have a lovely little roadmap for alt-cinematic options that bare some quite delightful amounts of celebrity skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features the delicious Alice Eve not topless in Star Trek Into Darkness, but fully flashing in Crossing Over, Lake Bell and Katie Aselton camping nekkid in Black Rock now on Blu-Ray, and another  recap of the best of the bare boobtastic on HBO and Showtime this past weekend. It’s a lot of fun with celebrity funbags. Enjoy.

(And, do not forget your very own Mr. Skin membership to dazzle the ladies and inspire jealousy among your compadres.)

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Nerd Alert! Code Red! Star Trek Starts Tonight! (VIDEO)

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Opens Tonight in Geek-Filled Theaters Everywhere!

Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he’s not the future Khan. It’s all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.

We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won’t let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton’s baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.

Don’t be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!