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Alice Eve and Lake Bell Topless Highlight This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 9:50 am

Sure you got your big summer blockbusters coming out now, but how many of those billion dollar box office films are going to show you the slightest hint of bare ta's? Well, the short answer, and I guess the long answer too is, none. A sad state of affairs in popular cinema. But, thanks to our friends at Mr. Skin, we have a lovely little roadmap for alt-cinematic options that bare some quite delightful amounts of celebrity skin.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features the delicious Alice Eve not topless in Star Trek Into Darkness, but fully flashing in Crossing Over, Lake Bell and Katie Aselton camping nekkid in Black Rock now on Blu-Ray, and another recap of the best of the bare boobtastic on HBO and Showtime this past weekend. It's a lot of fun with celebrity funbags. Enjoy.

(And, do not forget your very own Mr. Skin membership to dazzle the ladies and inspire jealousy among your compadres.)

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Nerd Alert! Code Red! Star Trek Starts Tonight! (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

Opens Tonight in Geek-Filled Theaters Everywhere!

Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he's not the future Khan. It's all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.

We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won't let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton's baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.

Don't be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!

Alice Eve Cleavetastic at ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Premiere in London

By Bill Swift | May 3, 2013 @ 10:54 am

Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere

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Alice Eve Topless

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For a moment, I convinced myself that turning down an invitation to the London premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness would be survivable. After seing what I missed in the form of Alice Eve flashing all kinds of amazing cleavage and hotty hotness on the red carpet, I believe I'm going to cry.

Alas, I have forsaken an opportunity to firsthand view the spectacular funbags of the blonde thespianic who is going to linger long into the libidos of every young male who sees Star Trek in the next few weeks. Still, thank God for photos. Visual records of the mammarial majesty of Alice in her low cut dress. Just spectacular. Enjoy.

Alice Eve Bikini Pictures for Your Curvy British Import Needs

By Bill Swift | November 26, 2012 @ 9:05 am

Alice Eve in a Tiny Striped Bikini Poolside in Miami

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We've missed Alice Eve, the vastly underrated big-bosomed British blonde from several movies of the past few years we really haven't wanted to see, save for the blessed body shots of English Alice bubbling through.

So, happy were we when we caught sight of Alice Eve in a multi-bikini vacation to Miami over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend, her full-bodied way too heavy for Hollywood but just right for us body in its many splendors in small two piece bathing suits that showed off much of the parts we'd like to rub and, well, other things we can't properly mention aloud without sounding kind of lewd and lascivious and exposing who we really are.

Alice Eve Flaunts Her Polka Dot Bikini on the Beach in Miami

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Thank you, Alice Eve, for eschewing lean for our viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Fleshy Roundup Includes Topless Alice Eve, Eva Green, and Oona Chaplin (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 11:01 am

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Mr. Skin Minute for May 25, 2012 Includes Alice Eve, Eva Green, and Oona Chaplin

The heat is on this early summer and if you happen to think the outdoors is vastly overrated, or best experienced in scenes on your big screen TV, then our friends at Mr. Skin have just the ticket for your weekened boobing, err, viewing pleasure.

This week's sixty-seconds of cinematic fleshtastic includes Alice Eve starring in Men in Black 3 this weekend, but topless in Crossing Over, Eva Green flashing her top once more in Perfect Sense, and a reprise of Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter, Oona Chaplin dropping her clothes in Game of Thrones. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skin-Covered Forecast Includes Alice Eve Topless and a Bevy of 70′s Cult Classic Hottes (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | April 27, 2012 @ 9:08 am

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Alice Eve Nekkid

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With but one week to go until very early Summer Movie season kicks off with The Avengers, our friends at Mr. Skin have put some effort to travel in their way back to the 70's time machine to dig up some newly released cult drive-in skin flick classics that form the solid underbelly of any true cinephiles sex education.

This week's flesh-filled cinema fantasies include Alice Eve topless in Crossing Over, and whole bunch of topless wonderments courtesy of such campy classic flicks as Candy Stripe Nurses and Killer Nuns. Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian, Alice Eve, Minka Kelly Among Hotties Pimping Valentino at Store Opening

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2012 @ 8:58 am

Kim Kardashian Valentino Store Opening in Beverly Hills

Alice Eve Valentino Store Opening in Beverly Hills

Minka Kelly Valentino Store Opening in Beverly Hills

Teresa Palmer Valentino Store Opening in Beverly Hills

Ciara Valentino Store Opening in Beverly Hills

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I'm quite certain that my invitation to the fancy Valentino event last night in Beverly Hills got lost in the mail. Surely, I'm on the mailing list for all high end fashiony events. Or perhaps somebody has leaked out the secret that I do most of my shopping at Target, on the sale racks, with my Amazon local discounts printed out on recycled paper. Hey, you can't get six pairs of gym socks for $9 with the Valentino label sewn in.

Regardless, a number of Hollywood hotties did receive the invitation to pimp out the high-end brand last night, including Kim Kardashian, who we begrudgingly must admit dolls up extremely nice, Spanx and all, Alice Eve who was all kinds of see-throughish, Ciara, who has one of the more underrated best bodies in Tinsel Town, Minka Kelly, who can't seem to act, but can seem to be super hot, and Aussie sextastic, Teresa Palmer, the hot blonde from, well, a ton of movies, who played that role as well at last night's event. Enjoy.