Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Invites Us To The Leggy Show In White Shorts

One of our favorite models here at Egotastic is Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s just the total package. Whenever she was created in whatever hotness mad scientist’s lab she was made perfect. Alessandra was seen heading to an agency in a pair of white short shorts and purple tank top. The shirt was very revealing. There is some nice cleavage as well as a view of the side of her flesh-colored bra. But the really delightful part was her legs. Sweet mother of gams, has she got a pair of stems! She isn’t a model for nothing. A nice long pair of legs is a prerequisite. When was the last time you saw someone with stumpy legs heading down the runway? Never, that’s when. I do enjoy the fact that Alessandra is rarely completely covered up.

What I do know is that I’m going to miss shorts season. Does it get cold in LA to the point wear the ladies cover themselves up? If not, it’s another reason for me to leave New York.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In Shorts In Santa Monica

The always foxy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in Santa Monica in a pair of short shorts. She was going to the Apple store, probably to buy one of those new iPhones all the kids are talking about. But what I’m talking about is her long, luscious legs. Alessandra’s legs are one of her best features. That’s the beauty of being a tall model, you’re mostly sexy legs. Alessandra should only wear pants that show off at least 40% of her legs. It’s the right thing to do. As if that wasn’t enough, Alessandra decided to give us all the additional treat of wearing a tank top. This gives us a cleavtacular view of her bodacious jugs. Yes, I used the word bodacious. She’s so friggin’ hot that it brings out my inner surfer guy from the 80′s.

I never see girls that look like Alessandra at the Apple store. It’s always either mustachioed hipster d-bags or soccer moms that can’t figure out how their phones work. Maybe I’m going to the wrong location?

Bella Thorne, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli the Height of Hotness at amFAR Gala in Milan

With any big Fashion Week comes the ballyhooed and star-studded amFAR fundraising gala for AIDS. it is a must stop for every big name in thespianics and modeling who happens to be in town for the big week’s events. Milan is a major stop for the fashionistas, a big building block in the Emperor’s New Clothes industry . If you’re good looking, it’s pretty much a must visit in mid September after New York and London. I know what you’re thinking. Why wasn’t I there then. Well, there’s a little thing called NFL Sunday Ticket that keeps me America-bound during the late Summer and Fall.

Super sextastic lovelies attending the amFAR party included Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Bella Thorne, and many more. If you happened to be a model looking dude yourself, or if your Lambo is just your weekend cruising vehicle, you probably could do very well for yourself at this party, albeit they do expect a nice six figure donation for attending. Worth it to hobnob with the hotites. I mean, I hope they do take personal checks drawn from mysterious sounding institutions like the Bank of Bill. I need to get to this party! Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy At Desigual Madrid Fashion Week

The lovely Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as usual at the Desigual show at Madrid fashion week. She wore a normal top but the bottoms showed off her truly exceptional legs. She had on shorts but you could see right through them to her panties. There is just a hint of camel toe that peek out of the magical see-through shorts. This is a good thing, y’all. Her legs are the real showstealers here. They are long, even by model standards. She’s got on a pair of high heels which only extend the line of her legs and has everything nice and tight. Alessandra is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic. The reason why is clear. She looks good in pretty much anything…or nothing at all. We like when it’s nothing at all.

Alessandra should only wear see-through shorts from now on. Not many people can pull them off but she sure as heck can. In fact, I think Alessandra is missing a golden opportunity to market a line of see-through shorts that she can also model. Double paycheck, yo.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 
Candice Swanepoel, Kendall Jenner and More Topless Models in Russel James 'Angels' Book
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Well, the Victoria’s Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we’re not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It’s a nice thing. She’s a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I’m prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner Make the Media Fashion Awards in N.Y.C.

In case your electronic buzzer wasn’t going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who’s anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.

The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would’ve have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Legs Off While Shopping

Professional hottie and sexy person Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted showing off those million dollar legs while shopping at Nordstroms in Santa Monica. She wore a pair of short white cut-offs that displayed her tanned, toned thighs and her shapely long legs. There are few people out there in the world as hot as Alessandra. She’s the gold standard upon which other hot women must be judged. Her legs are definitely one of her best features. That’s one benefit to being a tall model is that you get more lovely legs to work with. I go to Nordstroms all the time. It’s one of my wife’s favorite stores. I would say I’ve been to every one on the Eastern seaboard. I never see anyone who looks like Alessandra at Nordstroms. It’s usually either oily Jersey Shore types or older nebbish ladies complaining about their feet being swollen.

Maybe I’m just on the wrong coast and if I went to California things would be different? Apparently there you can see Alessandra Ambrosio in short shorts. What a magical place.