Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis It Up And Other Fine Things To Ogle

I never get tired of looking at Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. (Popoholic)

Sexy Tina Knowles rubs her butt against Jamie Foxx during a concert. (TMZ)

Daniela Giraldo is sexy as F for Mai Petit magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Another day, another Sofia Vergara cleavage show. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tori Spelling may be pregnant but she’s still a hottie. (The Superficial)

Mariah Carrey shows off some leg in Shanghai. (Dlisted)

Jennifer Lawrence is seriously sexy in an Oscar De La Renta dress. (Huffington Post)

Alessandra Ambrosio Bares Midriff At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

The always sexy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood with her bare-midriff on display for all the boys and girls. Because Alessandra is pretty much perfect in every single way, her stomach is also a masterpiece. It is flat, toned, and tight. Any day in which I get to see some Alessandra Ambrosio skin is a good one. Of all the myriad models that come across my desk here at Egotastic, I have to say that she is my favorite. She’s just so fre-a-kin’ hot. I often wonder if I had the opportunity to lay with someone as hot as Alessandra how I would perform. Chances are it wouldn’t last long. I don’t imagine any guy could go the distance with Alessandra. That’s sad for her but pretty awesome for whatever lucky bastard gets to touch her jubblies.

I wonder what she’s going to go as for Halloween? Hopefully, she’ll opt to do one of those costumes where you just dress in underwear and a pair of animal ears.

Alessandra Ambrosio Pilates Stretch Show In Brentwood

The always hot Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her stretchiness at a pilates studio in Brentwood. The lady of my dreams wore a tight pair of yoga pants that were quite…revealing. Yes, there was some of toe of the camel, my friends. You could see the outline of her lady nest very clearly through her pants. All that stretching and sweating will cause stuff to ride up on you. Pilates must be doing something right because I am a big fan of her core. She’s so toned and perfect it makes me want to slap a cat, (no cats were harmed during Jack’s ogling of Alessandra Ambrosio). The top was also tight around those lovely Alessandra boobies that I love so much. I’ve got to fly to LA and sign up to take classes at this same pilates place so I can watch her stretch in tight clothes in person.

Yes, I have been known to exercise when I have the right motivation and what better incentive could I have than Alessandra’s hotness?

Alessandra Ambrosio Invites Us To The Leggy Show In White Shorts

One of our favorite models here at Egotastic is Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s just the total package. Whenever she was created in whatever hotness mad scientist’s lab she was made perfect. Alessandra was seen heading to an agency in a pair of white short shorts and purple tank top. The shirt was very revealing. There is some nice cleavage as well as a view of the side of her flesh-colored bra. But the really delightful part was her legs. Sweet mother of gams, has she got a pair of stems! She isn’t a model for nothing. A nice long pair of legs is a prerequisite. When was the last time you saw someone with stumpy legs heading down the runway? Never, that’s when. I do enjoy the fact that Alessandra is rarely completely covered up.

What I do know is that I’m going to miss shorts season. Does it get cold in LA to the point wear the ladies cover themselves up? If not, it’s another reason for me to leave New York.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In Shorts In Santa Monica

The always foxy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in Santa Monica in a pair of short shorts. She was going to the Apple store, probably to buy one of those new iPhones all the kids are talking about. But what I’m talking about is her long, luscious legs. Alessandra’s legs are one of her best features. That’s the beauty of being a tall model, you’re mostly sexy legs. Alessandra should only wear pants that show off at least 40% of her legs. It’s the right thing to do. As if that wasn’t enough, Alessandra decided to give us all the additional treat of wearing a tank top. This gives us a cleavtacular view of her bodacious jugs. Yes, I used the word bodacious. She’s so friggin’ hot that it brings out my inner surfer guy from the 80′s.

I never see girls that look like Alessandra at the Apple store. It’s always either mustachioed hipster d-bags or soccer moms that can’t figure out how their phones work. Maybe I’m going to the wrong location?

Bella Thorne, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli the Height of Hotness at amFAR Gala in Milan

With any big Fashion Week comes the ballyhooed and star-studded amFAR fundraising gala for AIDS. it is a must stop for every big name in thespianics and modeling who happens to be in town for the big week’s events. Milan is a major stop for the fashionistas, a big building block in the Emperor’s New Clothes industry . If you’re good looking, it’s pretty much a must visit in mid September after New York and London. I know what you’re thinking. Why wasn’t I there then. Well, there’s a little thing called NFL Sunday Ticket that keeps me America-bound during the late Summer and Fall.

Super sextastic lovelies attending the amFAR party included Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Bella Thorne, and many more. If you happened to be a model looking dude yourself, or if your Lambo is just your weekend cruising vehicle, you probably could do very well for yourself at this party, albeit they do expect a nice six figure donation for attending. Worth it to hobnob with the hotites. I mean, I hope they do take personal checks drawn from mysterious sounding institutions like the Bank of Bill. I need to get to this party! Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy At Desigual Madrid Fashion Week

The lovely Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as usual at the Desigual show at Madrid fashion week. She wore a normal top but the bottoms showed off her truly exceptional legs. She had on shorts but you could see right through them to her panties. There is just a hint of camel toe that peek out of the magical see-through shorts. This is a good thing, y’all. Her legs are the real showstealers here. They are long, even by model standards. She’s got on a pair of high heels which only extend the line of her legs and has everything nice and tight. Alessandra is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic. The reason why is clear. She looks good in pretty much anything…or nothing at all. We like when it’s nothing at all.

Alessandra should only wear see-through shorts from now on. Not many people can pull them off but she sure as heck can. In fact, I think Alessandra is missing a golden opportunity to market a line of see-through shorts that she can also model. Double paycheck, yo.