Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless Covered in Lui Magazine for a Little Hint of the MILF Freshness

I do so love my hottie moms. They’re just a special delight in the spectrum of all things female and sextastic. The miracle of the regeneration of the species combined with hot long legs and beautiful funbags. It really is a special kind of tingle when viewing the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio being cheeky and slightly boobtastic in the new edition of Lui magazine. I’m not exactly sure why Alessandra is doing a bit of the modesty thing in this particular pictorial given her non-reluctance to flash her incredibly perfect peaches, but she has the allure and charm and hot body to still make the visual experiences more than compelling.

Hot moms deserve a national day of praise. We have Mother’s Day, but that’s a little vague. I don’t want to think about titillating moms while buying my own moms flowers from the simplest online one-click shopping site available. We need a MILF Day when we say thanks to mommy hotties in little shorts and covered topless photo shoots. I’ll get one of those White House petitions going, see where it lands. The hot moms need our help. I’m on it. Enjoy.

Rihanna, Kelly Brook, Maria Menounous Highlight the Halloween Hotties 2014 Roundup

I’ve never quite understood why so many adults feel compelled to dress up in costume on Halloween, especially grown ups who spend their professional lives getting into fake characters to begin with. But who am I to argue when every single sextastic celebrity in Hollywood feels the peer pressure to dress up in something on the naughtier side every October 31st. I suppose I can live with it.

There were a number of big parties over the Halloween weekend. New York, L.A., London. Kate Hudson’s annual fest. Other must-attend gigs for dozens and dozens of A-list hotties in make up and often quite revealing outfit. While Aubrey O’Day and Heidi Klum went for ornate cool outfits, others like Kelly Brook and Alessandra Ambrosio and Joanna Krupa went for kitties and devils and everything lovely and candy sweet revealing. Halloween really is one of the single best show-off holidays of the year. The pagans knew exactly what they were doing. Check out some of the best of Halloween 2014 in the gallery. It’s a hot trip. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Funbags, Rihanna Pasties, Lauren Cohan Cleavage Galore All on Display at amFAR Gala

A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.

I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In A Slinky Black Dress

Ah, Alessandra Ambrosio. Does your hotness know no bounds? Every day that pics of Alessandra comes across my desk is just a little bit better. Alessandra wore a short black dress with see-through panels. It’s really short so you get a good view of those incredible legs. Among the legs of the world Alessandra’s stems stand , (tee hee), above the rest. I wonder if she just wakes up in the morning, has some birdies help her dress, and just automatically looks that sexy or does it take work? No girl I know looks great right out of bed. They have to spend at least an hour getting ready and they are in no way even close to looking like Alessandra. Some people just win at life.

All I want for Chanukah is Alessandra under my menorah. That and some chocolate gelt.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis It Up And Other Fine Things To Ogle

I never get tired of looking at Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. (Popoholic)

Sexy Tina Knowles rubs her butt against Jamie Foxx during a concert. (TMZ)

Daniela Giraldo is sexy as F for Mai Petit magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Another day, another Sofia Vergara cleavage show. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tori Spelling may be pregnant but she’s still a hottie. (The Superficial)

Mariah Carrey shows off some leg in Shanghai. (Dlisted)

Jennifer Lawrence is seriously sexy in an Oscar De La Renta dress. (Huffington Post)

Alessandra Ambrosio Bares Midriff At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

The always sexy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood with her bare-midriff on display for all the boys and girls. Because Alessandra is pretty much perfect in every single way, her stomach is also a masterpiece. It is flat, toned, and tight. Any day in which I get to see some Alessandra Ambrosio skin is a good one. Of all the myriad models that come across my desk here at Egotastic, I have to say that she is my favorite. She’s just so fre-a-kin’ hot. I often wonder if I had the opportunity to lay with someone as hot as Alessandra how I would perform. Chances are it wouldn’t last long. I don’t imagine any guy could go the distance with Alessandra. That’s sad for her but pretty awesome for whatever lucky bastard gets to touch her jubblies.

I wonder what she’s going to go as for Halloween? Hopefully, she’ll opt to do one of those costumes where you just dress in underwear and a pair of animal ears.

Alessandra Ambrosio Pilates Stretch Show In Brentwood

The always hot Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her stretchiness at a pilates studio in Brentwood. The lady of my dreams wore a tight pair of yoga pants that were quite…revealing. Yes, there was some of toe of the camel, my friends. You could see the outline of her lady nest very clearly through her pants. All that stretching and sweating will cause stuff to ride up on you. Pilates must be doing something right because I am a big fan of her core. She’s so toned and perfect it makes me want to slap a cat, (no cats were harmed during Jack’s ogling of Alessandra Ambrosio). The top was also tight around those lovely Alessandra boobies that I love so much. I’ve got to fly to LA and sign up to take classes at this same pilates place so I can watch her stretch in tight clothes in person.

Yes, I have been known to exercise when I have the right motivation and what better incentive could I have than Alessandra’s hotness?