Alessandra Ambrosio

Miley Cyrus Funbags, Rihanna Pasties, Lauren Cohan Cleavage Galore All on Display at amFAR Gala

A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.

I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In A Slinky Black Dress

Ah, Alessandra Ambrosio. Does your hotness know no bounds? Every day that pics of Alessandra comes across my desk is just a little bit better. Alessandra wore a short black dress with see-through panels. It’s really short so you get a good view of those incredible legs. Among the legs of the world Alessandra’s stems stand , (tee hee), above the rest. I wonder if she just wakes up in the morning, has some birdies help her dress, and just automatically looks that sexy or does it take work? No girl I know looks great right out of bed. They have to spend at least an hour getting ready and they are in no way even close to looking like Alessandra. Some people just win at life.

All I want for Chanukah is Alessandra under my menorah. That and some chocolate gelt.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis It Up And Other Fine Things To Ogle

I never get tired of looking at Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. (Popoholic)

Sexy Tina Knowles rubs her butt against Jamie Foxx during a concert. (TMZ)

Daniela Giraldo is sexy as F for Mai Petit magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Another day, another Sofia Vergara cleavage show. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tori Spelling may be pregnant but she’s still a hottie. (The Superficial)

Mariah Carrey shows off some leg in Shanghai. (Dlisted)

Jennifer Lawrence is seriously sexy in an Oscar De La Renta dress. (Huffington Post)

Alessandra Ambrosio Bares Midriff At Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

The always sexy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood with her bare-midriff on display for all the boys and girls. Because Alessandra is pretty much perfect in every single way, her stomach is also a masterpiece. It is flat, toned, and tight. Any day in which I get to see some Alessandra Ambrosio skin is a good one. Of all the myriad models that come across my desk here at Egotastic, I have to say that she is my favorite. She’s just so fre-a-kin’ hot. I often wonder if I had the opportunity to lay with someone as hot as Alessandra how I would perform. Chances are it wouldn’t last long. I don’t imagine any guy could go the distance with Alessandra. That’s sad for her but pretty awesome for whatever lucky bastard gets to touch her jubblies.

I wonder what she’s going to go as for Halloween? Hopefully, she’ll opt to do one of those costumes where you just dress in underwear and a pair of animal ears.

Alessandra Ambrosio Pilates Stretch Show In Brentwood

The always hot Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her stretchiness at a pilates studio in Brentwood. The lady of my dreams wore a tight pair of yoga pants that were quite…revealing. Yes, there was some of toe of the camel, my friends. You could see the outline of her lady nest very clearly through her pants. All that stretching and sweating will cause stuff to ride up on you. Pilates must be doing something right because I am a big fan of her core. She’s so toned and perfect it makes me want to slap a cat, (no cats were harmed during Jack’s ogling of Alessandra Ambrosio). The top was also tight around those lovely Alessandra boobies that I love so much. I’ve got to fly to LA and sign up to take classes at this same pilates place so I can watch her stretch in tight clothes in person.

Yes, I have been known to exercise when I have the right motivation and what better incentive could I have than Alessandra’s hotness?

Alessandra Ambrosio Invites Us To The Leggy Show In White Shorts

One of our favorite models here at Egotastic is Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s just the total package. Whenever she was created in whatever hotness mad scientist’s lab she was made perfect. Alessandra was seen heading to an agency in a pair of white short shorts and purple tank top. The shirt was very revealing. There is some nice cleavage as well as a view of the side of her flesh-colored bra. But the really delightful part was her legs. Sweet mother of gams, has she got a pair of stems! She isn’t a model for nothing. A nice long pair of legs is a prerequisite. When was the last time you saw someone with stumpy legs heading down the runway? Never, that’s when. I do enjoy the fact that Alessandra is rarely completely covered up.

What I do know is that I’m going to miss shorts season. Does it get cold in LA to the point wear the ladies cover themselves up? If not, it’s another reason for me to leave New York.

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In Shorts In Santa Monica

The always foxy Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in Santa Monica in a pair of short shorts. She was going to the Apple store, probably to buy one of those new iPhones all the kids are talking about. But what I’m talking about is her long, luscious legs. Alessandra’s legs are one of her best features. That’s the beauty of being a tall model, you’re mostly sexy legs. Alessandra should only wear pants that show off at least 40% of her legs. It’s the right thing to do. As if that wasn’t enough, Alessandra decided to give us all the additional treat of wearing a tank top. This gives us a cleavtacular view of her bodacious jugs. Yes, I used the word bodacious. She’s so friggin’ hot that it brings out my inner surfer guy from the 80′s.

I never see girls that look like Alessandra at the Apple store. It’s always either mustachioed hipster d-bags or soccer moms that can’t figure out how their phones work. Maybe I’m going to the wrong location?