I don’t mind telling you that I love the Latin Grammies. Not so much for all of the Spanish-speaking music world patting itself on the back but because it brings out all the hottest Latinas. As a Latino myself it is great to have a chance to ogle a wide variety of my people for a change. Perennial hottie Alessandra Ambrosio was on hand looking as boobtacular as ever. She was wearing an outfit with a plunging neckline so deep that it almost reached her hoo-haa. Oh, Lord was there cleav. Jackie Guerrido was there as well looking her usual sexy self. That woman has got some legs that are muy caliente, mi amigos. I wouldn’t mind one bit if those puppies were lying next to me on a cold night. Rosci Diaz had a dress on that was low cut so you could see her chi chis and high at the bottom so you could gander at her magnificent legs. Ay ya yay!
All in all it was a magical night. There were hotties too numerous to mention. It’s like los Reyes Magos came early this year to bring the gift of boobs.
You want to know the magnitude of Alessandra Ambrosio‘s hottness? She looks good even in mom jeans. No one looks good in mom jeans but she pulls it off. Alessandra is the incarnation, the Platonic form, of MILFatude. I would gladly F that mom. Sure, it’s nice when Alessandra is in a bikini or lingerie but she can’t dress like that all the time…unfortunately. There is something to be said for finding the hotness in the mundane. Plus, you can come up with all kinds of fantasy scenarios. Like she’s the bored housewife and you are the mailman with a package to delver. She tries to resit your sexy blue shorts but can’t. Then you rip off the mom jeans…you get the point. At least she gave us a nice view of her bare midriff. Alessandra gives very good ‘riff, (which is an abbreviation of midriff I just made up).
But seriously folks, don’t judge a woman by her mom jeans. Underneath those baggy light blue denims she might be packing some serious heat.
Hottie duo Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio were on hand to reveal this year’s Victoria’s Secret fantasy bras in Las Vegas. Adriana was looking sexy in a form fitting black dress that hugged the contours of that famous frame. But it was Alessandra’s revealing red dress that really got people’s attention. It had a plunging neckline that gave you a nice view of her mighty cleav. A slit on the skirt also allowed a nice look at those gorgeous legs of hers. Each one of the bras and matching panties is worth 2 million dollars. The two of them will sport these redonkulously expensive over the shoulder boulder holders for Victoria’s Secret catalog and runway shows. I’m not exactly sure what the appeal of a 2 million dollar bra is to the average horndog who ogles the catalog is or for that matter a regular Victoria’s Secret patron looking for a underwear.
I guess the point is to show off how much money the company can spend on diamond studded bras. I can’t imagine that those things are comfortable or offer very good support. Sapphires are scratchy.
You can’t just ramp up a major lingerie show without a little pre-production. In fact, the pre-production, the behind the scenes, and the after party really are the very best part of the entire annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I should know as those are the specific events to which Victoria’s Secret turns down my invitation requests every year.
The assemblage of world class model hotties at the show is like no other event on the planet, save for maybe a Leonardo DiCaprio yacht party in Monte Carlo. Now, they do tend to way overdress these sextastic bodies because they want a large female audience to watch and also because CBS is still living in the 1950′s. Nevertheless, you can’t cover up the allure of the hot body of Alessandra Ambrosio, short of a burqa and massive tube socks. Her allure is like a supernova, which I think means hot and burning. You can probably skip the actual show, but stay tuned for tons of around the scenes visual delights. Enjoy.
Granted, the Brazilian transplant hottie Alessandra Ambrosio was showing off on the beach in one of her new signature line of bikinis she’s been pimping of late. But these photos come directly from the hot mom simply prancing across the shores of Malibu on a day off with the family looking every bit the born-to-model sextastic mama we’ve come to know and lust and ogle so very regularly.
I happen to admire people who take their work home with them, especially when they work is being a world class bikini model with a lanky long and alluringly lean playful female form. We’d all be kind of disappointed if Alessandra spent her private beach time in oversized sweats. No, that simply won’t do. Bikinis for you, my dear. I do believe it is the law. Enjoy.
I do so love my hottie moms. They’re just a special delight in the spectrum of all things female and sextastic. The miracle of the regeneration of the species combined with hot long legs and beautiful funbags. It really is a special kind of tingle when viewing the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio being cheeky and slightly boobtastic in the new edition of Lui magazine. I’m not exactly sure why Alessandra is doing a bit of the modesty thing in this particular pictorial given her non-reluctance to flash her incredibly perfect peaches, but she has the allure and charm and hot body to still make the visual experiences more than compelling.
Hot moms deserve a national day of praise. We have Mother’s Day, but that’s a little vague. I don’t want to think about titillating moms while buying my own moms flowers from the simplest online one-click shopping site available. We need a MILF Day when we say thanks to mommy hotties in little shorts and covered topless photo shoots. I’ll get one of those White House petitions going, see where it lands. The hot moms need our help. I’m on it. Enjoy.
I’ve never quite understood why so many adults feel compelled to dress up in costume on Halloween, especially grown ups who spend their professional lives getting into fake characters to begin with. But who am I to argue when every single sextastic celebrity in Hollywood feels the peer pressure to dress up in something on the naughtier side every October 31st. I suppose I can live with it.
There were a number of big parties over the Halloween weekend. New York, L.A., London. Kate Hudson’s annual fest. Other must-attend gigs for dozens and dozens of A-list hotties in make up and often quite revealing outfit. While Aubrey O’Day and Heidi Klum went for ornate cool outfits, others like Kelly Brook and Alessandra Ambrosio and Joanna Krupa went for kitties and devils and everything lovely and candy sweet revealing. Halloween really is one of the single best show-off holidays of the year. The pagans knew exactly what they were doing. Check out some of the best of Halloween 2014 in the gallery. It’s a hot trip. Enjoy.