Alessandra Ambrosio

On Alessandra Ambrosio’s Camel Toe And Thigh Gap

Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted leaving yoga class with a massive case of camel toe. Seriously, you could see this camel toe from space without need of a telescope like the Great Wall of China. The delicate folds of her lady bits were clear to see in her tight metallic green yoga pants. I'm not sure if she tried them on before she bought them, but she did leave the house in them so I can only assume that the camel toe helps her achieve downward facing dog better. But let's discuss her thigh gap. It's breathtaking. It's like her thighs are in different time zones. The space between them reminds me of one of those redwoods in Yosemite with the hole cut in them that you can drive a car through. Of course, you can't drive a real car through her thigh gap but I bet a Hot Wheels could pass through with ease.

Alessandra is one of our major crushes here at Egotastic. Not that I would know what to say to her if I met her. I'd probably just stare and start drooling like a dog waiting for a Beggin Strip.

Irina Shayk, Heidi Klum, Nicole Scherzinger And More Hotties At AMFAR Gala

The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson's cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I'm telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.

If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn't raise enough money then nothing will.

Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavy Goodness at Cannes Fancy Pants Party

My yacht was not quite ready to set sail this year for Cannes, so I had to leave the big parties of the season up to my fellow rich men of the sea like Roberto Cavalli, who has the added advantage of having the world's hottest models on speed dial on his phone. I have Pizza Hut. We are not super dissimilar. Still, when Cavalli calls, you come. And you look amazing, as did Alessandra Ambrosio the minute she stepped onto the designer's yacht in her low cut cleavetastic gown. I'm guessing he made it or something.

Alessandra Ambrosio has looked wicked crazy MILFtastic for as long as I can remember. Even when she's forced to put on clothes as for this upscale yacht party, she still manages to compel men to take cold showers for fear of public uncomfortability. Alessandra, Cannes 2015 I'm expecting you in something even more revealing when the S.S. Egotastic pulls into dock. Look for the desperate guy in a dinghy rowing his little heart out for you. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Long Legs In LA

Brazilian model and professional hottie Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her fantastic legs in LA. Alessandra was out at the Brentwood Country Mart to get her morning coffee when she and her stems were spotted. Her skirt is so short that it's almost more of a belt. Alessandra has one of the most crucial features for a model: long gorgeous legs. They are seriously perfect. It's hard to believe that there are people in this world so genetically perfect that they just roll out of bed looking like this, but some of us were just blessed by the hotness gods more than others. The top is also short which allows for just a peek of bare midriff. Her stomach is, of course, flawless. It has just the right amount of tone without looking like an over muscular six-pack. I like my ladies looking like ladies and not like Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of Commando.

Over the last few weeks we've posted quite a few pics from this Brentwood Country Mart. I know where I'm going to stake out next time I'm in LA. Is that creepy?

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Leggy in Shorts

Brazilian model and card-carrying hot person Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in some very short shorts in LA. She was visiting the Brentwood Country Mart when these pics were snapped. The shorts barely go past where her lady bits are kept. This means miles and miles of  lovely legs. We talk a lot about ta-tas and bootys here on Egotastic, but we're also a fan of a nice long pair of legs. Alessandra has some of the best in the business. Who wouldn't want those lovely ladies wrapped around them? The other thing that this outfit shows off is Alessandra's amazing thigh gap. There is so much space in there that you could practically park a SUV in between her thighs.

I was slow to warm to the thigh gap trend but I'm starting to see the appeal. Not only is it aesthetically pleasing it's probably healthier too. You got to give your junk some room to breathe.

Carmen Electra and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline the Hotties Out to Support the Race to Erase MS Gala

There's no better win-win situation than when the sextastic celebrities get all decked out, dressed up, and showing off some sweet hot body goodness for a solid cause like curing MS. I don't mind the phone calls and the mailing campaigns, but if you really want to make people feel good about giving, me in particular, give me Carmen Electra, Alessandra Ambrosio, Laura Vandervoort and other sweet lady treats smiling and preening for some check writing time. Like I could turn down a hot woman with a benevolent cause.

Were I a wealthier man, I mean, when they finally do get around to raising that minimum wage and I can run amok with cash, I'd like to surrounded myself with supremely fine looking ladies and make large donations to all of these righteous charitable causes. For now, I'm mostly limited to spare change into the collection basket. Give what you can, ogle what you will. If I wasn't scared of needles, I'd get that tattooed on my thorax. Enjoy.

Tallulah Willis, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, Lindsay Lohan, and Tons More Coachella 2014 Hotties Pretending to Be Hippies

As you know, Coachella used to be an indie music festival out in the desert past Palm Springs a little ways. Now it's a mega corporate sponsored headliner act scene that features the likes of Beyonce and Pink and Gwen Stefani and I don't know, maybe Justin Bieber too at this point. Nevertheless, the more corporate and lame it becomes, the more it becomes a must-visit for pretty much celebrity under 30 (and Steven Tyler) to attend and dress in chic hippy wear and occasionally some nice boobtastic reveals during the warm days.

This year's evening part events and day time music scenes included the show off likes of Tallulah Willis, Lindsay Lohan, Alessandra Ambrosio and many others attending the Flaunt magazine shindig at night, and Selena Gomez, Ireland BaldwinKendall Jenner, Paris Hilton, Kesha, and many many more for the VIP grassy concert area.

It was a plethora of who's who in young Hollywood (and Steven Tyler) all pretending to be bohemians in the desert, or at least bohemians with makeup and hair stylists and designer chic wardrobes. Hey, you can only common yourself up so much. Some more skin would've been nice, but, hey, this is pretending to be Indie, so you can only get away with looking so hot. Enjoy.