Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Super Legs Super Hot For a Party I Never Got Invited To

Ah, Alessandra Ambrosio. A day in which you don’t come across my desk at Egotastic headquarters is like a day without sunshine. Alessandra is probably in my top three favorite professional hot people. In these pics, she was spotted at a birthday party wearing a very short dress. Like, just south of her hoo-ha short. The result was that you could see a lot of those long silky legs of hers. I wouldn’t mind having those bad boys wrapped around me in the morning. Or evening. Really anytime of the day or night. We talk a lot about thumpers and funbags here on the site and rightly so. But a woman’s legs are a feature that rarely gets mentioned on other lesser sites. But we know what’s up here.

Alessandra just gave me the best birthday present by showing off those legs. Not that it’s my birthday but it feels like it is thanks to these pics.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy In Denim While Leaving Lunch In LA

Egotastic favorite Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted leaving a restaurant in LA is a very leggy pair of denim shorts. Alessandra has that classic tall model thing going so she’s got some serious leggage. I know that’s not a word, but I am inspired to make up new ways of describing hotness by Alessandra. She’s like, my sexy muse or something. Her sweater was also somewhat see-through so you could see her bra underneath. That’s an amazing sight to see. Really, if I go a day without seeing Alessandra Ambrosio in either a bra or bikini top I feel kind of let down. Luckily, those days are few. Let’s face it, she’s in various stages of undress most of the time.

I can’t wait for it to get warm enough for girls to start wearing shorts like this in New York where I live. Maybe I should migrate every year to whatever area ladies are the least dressed?

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Alessandra Ambrosio Arm Bra For A Shoot In Malibu

Hottie to end all hotties Alessandra Ambrosio was looking boobtacular in this shoot in Malibu. She was wearing a pair of jeans and nature’s bra, the arm. Alessandra is one of the sexiest models out there today and that has a lot to do with her massive jugs. They are pretty much perfect. The adjective that comes to mind when I think of Alessandra’s boobs is plump. They are like two ripe melons that are just begging for the squeeze test. But let’s not forget that her booty also looks amazing in those tight jeans. I like Alessandra because though she’s very thin, she’s still got some curves. Her booty is a thing of beauty. I’d like to dip it in chocolate and gnaw on it for a while.

All sexy ladies with big ta-tas should take a lesson from Alessandra and remember that there is no bra better than your arm. Or better yet, no bra at all.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Thong Tug Candidly In Brazil

When I say I would follow Alessandra Ambrosio to the ends of the earth, I really do kind of mean it literally. Along flight down to Sudamericana is hardly going to shake me from my appointed task. Hence, why we got to eye spy with our prurient little eyes the heavenly bikini body of Alessandra in her home country of Brazil, adjusting her wet bikini thong with her very lucky hand.

Alessandra has picked up the traits of fearing the sun from her time in Hollywood, but even a floppy hat couldn’t diminish the heavenly hotness she exudes out of the entire rest of her fine female form, especially when in the vicinity of water and not wearing all that much. They may not even recognize her in that disguise in her native land, but I have the topographical rendering of her tight model asstastic in my brain measured down to the nano something or other. That’s Alessandra, and there goes my heart. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Posing Hottie After Class

I love it when the Victoria’s Secret models step out of their V.S. paycheck and get into the same small and wonderful bits of barely there clothing for other outlets. It’s like catching your hot teacher out in something slinky away from school. Just a bonus on the out of context fantasy builder.

Alsessandra Ambrosio naturally looks downright sextastic anywhere at any time in anything or less. In this bikini pictorial for Ocean Drive magazine, she shows the full range of her saucy Brazilian supermodel pose downs and that faptastic long and lean Pilates toned body. Wow. She sweats so that we may delight. It’s actually kind of saintly. If saint’s had ridiculously hot bodies and booties you wanted to spank until the church bells rang out. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Ocean Drive Magazine

Victoria Secret Models Bikini Booty Fun Time in Puerto Rico Beach Shoot

Another blessed part of the winter season is watching the Victoria’s Secret girls shipped around from island to island finding various beach backdrops to catalog shoot their derrieres and bikini hot bodies for the big Spring sales upcoming.

The likes, the very very likes, of Behtai Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, and Alessandra Ambrosio were showing off their stellar sextastic bikini bodies in Puerto Rico for the first shoot of January. I’m going to to go ahead and say each of these boobtastic heavenly creatures maintained their rigid diets and workout schedules during the holidays. I don’t see an ounce of fat. I do see many ounces of totally passion inducing bikini body awesome. Time to phone my V.S. sales rep and get into my first buys of the season for the shame closet. How can you not look at these girls behinds and not want to buy something? Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio For Vogue Brazil And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Alessandra Ambrosio looks amazing in a see-through top for Vogue Brazil. (Hollywood Tuna)

Sebastian Bach’s new fiance Suzanne Le is hot as F. (TMZ)

Rihanna knows how to party on a boat…half-naked. (Drunken Stepfather)

Camille Rowe in lingerie gets my pressure up. (Popoholic)

Nicki Minaj wearing a tight cropped shirt on the Rolling Stone cover? Yes, please! (COED)

Jada Pinkett Smith has still got a slamming bikini body. (Huffington Post)

Kim De Jesus climbing waterfalls in a bikini almost makes me want to go hiking…almost. (Busted Coverage)