Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Leggy At Desigual Madrid Fashion Week

The lovely Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as usual at the Desigual show at Madrid fashion week. She wore a normal top but the bottoms showed off her truly exceptional legs. She had on shorts but you could see right through them to her panties. There is just a hint of camel toe that peek out of the magical see-through shorts. This is a good thing, y'all. Her legs are the real showstealers here. They are long, even by model standards. She's got on a pair of high heels which only extend the line of her legs and has everything nice and tight. Alessandra is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic. The reason why is clear. She looks good in pretty much anything...or nothing at all. We like when it's nothing at all.

Alessandra should only wear see-through shorts from now on. Not many people can pull them off but she sure as heck can. In fact, I think Alessandra is missing a golden opportunity to market a line of see-through shorts that she can also model. Double paycheck, yo.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 

Well, the Victoria's Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we're not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It's a nice thing. She's a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I'm prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner Make the Media Fashion Awards in N.Y.C.

In case your electronic buzzer wasn't going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who's anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.

The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would've have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Legs Off While Shopping

Professional hottie and sexy person Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted showing off those million dollar legs while shopping at Nordstroms in Santa Monica. She wore a pair of short white cut-offs that displayed her tanned, toned thighs and her shapely long legs. There are few people out there in the world as hot as Alessandra. She's the gold standard upon which other hot women must be judged. Her legs are definitely one of her best features. That's one benefit to being a tall model is that you get more lovely legs to work with. I go to Nordstroms all the time. It's one of my wife's favorite stores. I would say I've been to every one on the Eastern seaboard. I never see anyone who looks like Alessandra at Nordstroms. It's usually either oily Jersey Shore types or older nebbish ladies complaining about their feet being swollen.

Maybe I'm just on the wrong coast and if I went to California things would be different? Apparently there you can see Alessandra Ambrosio in short shorts. What a magical place.

Alessandra Ambrosio Goes To Her Morning Yoga Class In Tights

The ever gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as F in a pair of tights on her way to yoga. Yoga is the ancient art that teaches women how to be all bendy and sport a camel toe in Lululemon tights. At least, that's the type of yoga Alessandra is into. I'm quite sure that when she bends over to do downward facing dog you see the outline of her upward facing kitty cat, if you get my meaning. One can only hope that it was one of those hot yoga classes to add to the sweaty fun. Of course, she doesn't have to do much to get our motor running. Alessandra looks good in anything. A bikini, tights, an evening dress. I'm pretty sure she could make a potato sack look sexy.

I hear that yoga is supposed to lead to enlightenment through stretching or something. All I know is that Alessandra in tight tights is all the Nirvana I need.

Alessandra Ambrosio In A White Hot Bikini In Malibu

Brazilian girl of our dreams Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her goodies in a small white bikini in Malibu. She was on the beach with her family but was looking very much like a mother I would like to know in the Biblical sense, if you know what I mean. Her Brazil nuts were looking magnificent in the white top to the bikini. She's got a near perfect rack. The only thing that could make it better is if there were somehow four yum yums instead of two. You know, like in Total Recall, (the original not the crappy remake). She's incredibly well toned too. There is nary a jiggle to be found on Alessandra's body. Her booty also looks spectacular in her tiny bikini bottoms.

Then again, her booty would look good in anything. She could be wearing a pair of granny panties or double reinforced Spanx and still look hot as F.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Weekend In Hawaii

Professional hot person Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her goodies in a bikini filled romp in Hawaii this weekend. Ah, to have the life of an international model. From what I can tell you spend most of your time in exotic locales wearing a bikini, (not that I'm complaining about that). No one wears a bikini better than Alessandra. Her jugs fill out any bikini top with their glorious boobtacularness. You can see some pretty amazing cleavage in the pictures where she is body surfing. It probably helps that her funbags also work as a flotation device. The bottoms are so small that you can see the cut of her hips heading down to her lady bits. This is an often ignored part of the female anatomy. That's because most girls aren't as chiseled as Alessandra. If only they were the world would be a better place.

Alessandra is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic. That's because she is very often scantily clad and is super hot. She is doing the good work of being sexy every day.