What can you say about a wet bikini clad Alessandra Ambrosio other than, can I help you get wetter? Perhaps a bit crude, but there’s little time to be wasted when in the presence of a pre-moistened supermodel fresh from a bikini turn in the waters off the coast of Hawaii where the CNN massive hurricanes failed to appear this week.
Alessandra isn’t just a hot alluring mom, she’s a wet crazy hot and outrageously alluring mom. I could bounce my naughtiest dreams off those abs of hers. A solid place to start in what would amount to a three hour tour of her long slender MILFtastic model body. Oh, Alessandra, I can’t imagine the damage you’re going to do to your kids guy friends as they get older. Like a walking lesson in how to become a man. Enjoy.
Brazilian model and sexy vixen Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in Brentwood wearing a pair of short cut-offs. These shorts were extremely revealing. You can see the bottom of her lovely, pert booty cheeks peaking out of the bottom. They also show off her amazingly long legs. Alessandra chose a shirt that showed off her bare mid-riff. Needless to say, she’s got an unbelievably flat stomach. She is also sporting one of those body chain things that make me very happy in my bathing suit area. Alessandra is seriously hot. She’s thin but has some nice curves in the booty and boobtacular area. Also she likes to run around in various states of undress, a decision that I wholly support.
That’s part of the whole Brazilian thing. Their national pastime isn’t soccer, it’s wearing bikinis and short shorts.
Brazilian model and hot person Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted in Beverly Hills in a pair of tiny shorts. That’s what’s magical about this time of year. It’s short shorts weather and no one can pull it off better than Alessandra. It’s no accident that she’s one of the biggest models out there. She’s got the classic height of a model due in large part to her long amazing legs. Seriously, look at them. Only in Brazil could you create legs that look like that. The shorts also accentuated her shapely booty. One of the things I love about Brazilians is that they somehow manage to be both thin and curvy at the same time with very little body fat. How do they do it? I’ve had Brazilian food and that stuff is fattening. Well, at least for me. I guess it must be genetics. If that’s the case then I want to kiss Alessandra’s father for making her.
Sadly, we only have a month or so left of short shorts weather. So, go out and get as much ogling at girls in shorts in while you still can.
There is rumor going around that Alessandra Ambrosio might have fixed up her previously seemingly natural petite funbags. I’m not so sure just yet. It’s harder to tell these days with the massive technology that goes into brassieres. It’s the height of scientific advancement really. Either way I know I’d like to see them dangling like succulent grapes above my face with Alessandra saying naughty things to me in Portuguese while giggling salaciously. Something like that. Or exactly that.
Alessandra is not shy about showing off after her hot mommy workouts in Los Angeles. This time, some low rise stretch pants not hiding a single thing around her worked out midsection and a cropped top allowing even more visuals of her toned tummy. I couldn’t be more MILFtastically in lust if I tried. Somebody has to peel those sweaty stretch pants off Alessandra. Why not a guy who has been sculpting the skeletal composition of his hands for just this precise purpose. Call me, Alessandra. I can have that sticky Spandex off you in 1.8 seconds, give or take an hour for gentle caresses. Enjoy.
Some days I feel like The Fates snatched up my bikini body wish list and just decided to throw me some serious bones over the weekend. The latest two piece sextastic ogle-worthy bikini mama is Victoria’s Secret Brazilian hottie Alessandra Ambrosio. Alessandra is very much a fixture of the PTA mom set in Brentwood these days, so maybe you don’t see her out and about as showy as in the past. But you know Brazilian code binds her to be in no more than a bikini when she’s within 100-feet of the ocean, so she stripped down to her two piece in Malibu over the weekend. If not for the stupid Vitamin-D robbing hat, this might’ve been the perfect hot mommy bikini scene.
Nevertheless, I never look a gift horse in the mouth, not when that horse is one perfect filly like Alessandra. No, complaints fade. All that is left is one long, lingering leer completely with pervy smile. I pretty much have it down pat. Enjoy.
I’m not so super at math, but I know we’re somewhere right near the dead middle of summer. And the middle of summer means bikinis, bikinis here and there, bikinis everywhere. If you’re a sextastic celebrity, you’ve spent many hours sweating at the gym, on the bike, and on various machines of athletic torture just to look your best this time of year in your ever-ready bikini. And this is our time to make sure we capture the very best of them. It’s sort of like my mandated community service, naturally unrelated to any peeping activity.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jen Selter and one outstanding bikini body, Rosa Acosta flashing her faptastic bikini thumper, Alessandra Ambrosio and friends showing off suntanning thong booty, Coco Austin in various states of deep cleavage, Nicki Minaj in her bikini promo pics, Genevieve Morton swimsuit perfection, Rose McGowan perfectly hot legs, and so much more. You owe it to the bikini goddesses of summer to check out each and every one of these solar sextastic bikini and breathtaking body revealing social media pics. Enjoy.
Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted leaving yoga class with a massive case of camel toe. Seriously, you could see this camel toe from space without need of a telescope like the Great Wall of China. The delicate folds of her lady bits were clear to see in her tight metallic green yoga pants. I’m not sure if she tried them on before she bought them, but she did leave the house in them so I can only assume that the camel toe helps her achieve downward facing dog better. But let’s discuss her thigh gap. It’s breathtaking. It’s like her thighs are in different time zones. The space between them reminds me of one of those redwoods in Yosemite with the hole cut in them that you can drive a car through. Of course, you can’t drive a real car through her thigh gap but I bet a Hot Wheels could pass through with ease.
Alessandra is one of our major crushes here at Egotastic. Not that I would know what to say to her if I met her. I’d probably just stare and start drooling like a dog waiting for a Beggin Strip.