With any big Fashion Week comes the ballyhooed and star-studded amFAR fundraising gala for AIDS. it is a must stop for every big name in thespianics and modeling who happens to be in town for the big week’s events. Milan is a major stop for the fashionistas, a big building block in the Emperor’s New Clothes industry . If you’re good looking, it’s pretty much a must visit in mid September after New York and London. I know what you’re thinking. Why wasn’t I there then. Well, there’s a little thing called NFL Sunday Ticket that keeps me America-bound during the late Summer and Fall.
Super sextastic lovelies attending the amFAR party included Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Bella Thorne, and many more. If you happened to be a model looking dude yourself, or if your Lambo is just your weekend cruising vehicle, you probably could do very well for yourself at this party, albeit they do expect a nice six figure donation for attending. Worth it to hobnob with the hotites. I mean, I hope they do take personal checks drawn from mysterious sounding institutions like the Bank of Bill. I need to get to this party! Enjoy.
The lovely Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as usual at the Desigual show at Madrid fashion week. She wore a normal top but the bottoms showed off her truly exceptional legs. She had on shorts but you could see right through them to her panties. There is just a hint of camel toe that peek out of the magical see-through shorts. This is a good thing, y’all. Her legs are the real showstealers here. They are long, even by model standards. She’s got on a pair of high heels which only extend the line of her legs and has everything nice and tight. Alessandra is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic. The reason why is clear. She looks good in pretty much anything…or nothing at all. We like when it’s nothing at all.
Alessandra should only wear see-through shorts from now on. Not many people can pull them off but she sure as heck can. In fact, I think Alessandra is missing a golden opportunity to market a line of see-through shorts that she can also model. Double paycheck, yo.
Well, the Victoria’s Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we’re not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It’s a nice thing. She’s a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.
Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I’m prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.
In case your electronic buzzer wasn’t going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who’s anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.
The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would’ve have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.
Professional hottie and sexy person Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted showing off those million dollar legs while shopping at Nordstroms in Santa Monica. She wore a pair of short white cut-offs that displayed her tanned, toned thighs and her shapely long legs. There are few people out there in the world as hot as Alessandra. She’s the gold standard upon which other hot women must be judged. Her legs are definitely one of her best features. That’s one benefit to being a tall model is that you get more lovely legs to work with. I go to Nordstroms all the time. It’s one of my wife’s favorite stores. I would say I’ve been to every one on the Eastern seaboard. I never see anyone who looks like Alessandra at Nordstroms. It’s usually either oily Jersey Shore types or older nebbish ladies complaining about their feet being swollen.
Maybe I’m just on the wrong coast and if I went to California things would be different? Apparently there you can see Alessandra Ambrosio in short shorts. What a magical place.
The ever gorgeous Alessandra Ambrosio was looking hot as F in a pair of tights on her way to yoga. Yoga is the ancient art that teaches women how to be all bendy and sport a camel toe in Lululemon tights. At least, that’s the type of yoga Alessandra is into. I’m quite sure that when she bends over to do downward facing dog you see the outline of her upward facing kitty cat, if you get my meaning. One can only hope that it was one of those hot yoga classes to add to the sweaty fun. Of course, she doesn’t have to do much to get our motor running. Alessandra looks good in anything. A bikini, tights, an evening dress. I’m pretty sure she could make a potato sack look sexy.
I hear that yoga is supposed to lead to enlightenment through stretching or something. All I know is that Alessandra in tight tights is all the Nirvana I need.
Brazilian girl of our dreams Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her goodies in a small white bikini in Malibu. She was on the beach with her family but was looking very much like a mother I would like to know in the Biblical sense, if you know what I mean. Her Brazil nuts were looking magnificent in the white top to the bikini. She’s got a near perfect rack. The only thing that could make it better is if there were somehow four yum yums instead of two. You know, like in Total Recall, (the original not the crappy remake). She’s incredibly well toned too. There is nary a jiggle to be found on Alessandra’s body. Her booty also looks spectacular in her tiny bikini bottoms.
Then again, her booty would look good in anything. She could be wearing a pair of granny panties or double reinforced Spanx and still look hot as F.