Alessandra Ambrosio

Happy Birthday to the MILFtastic Mouth-Watering Alessandra Ambrosio

Oh, the pleasure this mommy gives us, how could we not offer up a birthday salutation to Alessandra Ambrosio, 32-years super hot today. A noteworthy model even in the high-standard pool of Brazilian models, aided by the fact Alessandra now calls L.A. home and frequently struts the streets and beaches in clothes revealing much of her super toned MILFtastic body.

Last night, Alessandra was out on the town for a little pre-birthday celebration, flashing some of those long tanned legs we want to worship day, night, and in person if possible. Such a feel-good mommy. I mean, I feel good ogling her. Happy Birthday, Alessandra.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Show Off the Product of Her Sextastic Work

As much as we'd all like to believe that MILFtastic skinny princess Alessandra Ambrosio simply likes to get into a tiny bikini and strut seductively about the beach ways of Southern California for goofs and giggles, it is her job. And when the work day is finished, and all the spray tan and oil and sandy pits are cleaned from her body by a man whose job I'd really really like to have, the team is left with some magnificent shots of Alessandra for the purposes of promoting bikini sales, and, damn, if they don't work just perfectly in that regard.

Check out the new set of Alessandra Ambrosio V.S. bikini catalog pics to see where all that hard preening and prancing effort has gone. Seems worthwhile to me. And to V.S., as I just dropped another $100 I don't have buying a quartet of new two-piece for my ever-filling closet of shame. Enjoy.

Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra Get Together for V.S. Party

Still checking my mailbox for this party yesterday featuring Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss, and Alessandra Ambrosio hanging around the pool and showing off their respectively hot bodies. I suppose despite being a Premium Member of the Victoria's Secret buyers club, I didn't make the cut. Which is infuriating, because who else would better appreciate the fine booties, bodies, and all around hotness of this tempting trio of angels?

Well, fine. Keep your chip and dip, V.S., because maybe next time you call and tell me Candice, Karlie, and Alessandra are hanging out by the pool and would I like to stop by, maybe I just won't answer. Just kidding, I'd be there in a heartbeat, or less, since technically my heart would probably stop upon receiving the call. A trio of the sextastic. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Reach Even Greater Heights

Well, damn, I need to stop saying these are my favorite pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini ever, if the sweaty hot skinny Brazilian MILFtastic is going to be producing finer and finer two-piece visuals daily now.

Okay, but these really are my favorites. In the skinny hot mom category, Alessandra Ambrosio is simply distancing herself from the field with this week's blessed dose of bikini and beachy wardrobe photoshoots along the Southern California coastline. I want to declare her the hottest mom and make her a mom once again, all in the same breath. Well, same basic physical maneuver. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Can Not Stop Posing In Her Bikini (Thank God)

Which is good. Because we can not stop looking.

Now, some of you got upset last week when we suggested that Alessandra Ambrosio might just be the hottest working mom on the planet right now. Of course, we have a distaste for superlatives of the sextastic ourselves, what with so many fantastical possibilities of so many ridiculously hot moms in the spectrum of the MILFtastic. Still, how many are out there every day on the streets flashing their lean hot bodies in bikinis for all the world to see.

Alessandra Ambrosio is becoming very difficult not to obsess over. So, we're just plain giving in. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Put the Beach Behind the MILF

When it comes to shaking her slender booty for the camera, perhaps no mom shines brighter these days than Alessandra Ambrosio, the Brazilian super hottie turned Los Angeles beach bum, literally.

Continuing her shoots for Victoria's Secret catalogue, Alessandra found herself comfortably hot and showy in a bikini, twisting, bending, preening, and all around making love for the cameras, which got us all hot and bothered in the process. There's just something about Alessandra that takes her to that next level of MILFtastic. The body, obviously, the smile, the posing, the perfect tush, and then a little something extra that can't put put into words. Just sad little whimpering moans, like a dog looking at his favorite box of bones with no idea how to get them out. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Might Just Be the World’s Hottest Mom

When you combine the fact that Alessandra Ambrosio is just wicked fine, and the fact that she loves to show herself off in public, well, she has to at least be in consideration for the title of World's Hottest Mom.

Shooting for Victoria's Secret catalog in Venice Beach, Alessandra showed exactly just how MILFy she can be in various stages of skin tight leggings and tops and flashing some skin in betwixt. It was quite a show that will ultimately translate into me spending more money at Victoria's Secret. But, I suppose that's the point. Sex sells. Sextastic women sell even better. Enjoy.