Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavetastic at Carnival in Brazil

You have to expect a warm welcome when a hottie returns to her homeland during the holidays. In this case, the mightiest of all holidays in Brazil, Carnival, that thing you see in every single movie ever made about Brazil. But Alessandra Ambrosio still managed to stand out from the pack of fellow Sudamericana hotties with a healthy does of cleavage during a presentation in Sao Paulo.

We've long admired Alessandra's long lean model model, booty, and some rather fetching stems, now a chance to openly ogle her boobtastic in her birthplace. There's something very touching about that. I mean, I can really imagine lots of touching. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima, Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker Hit the Leather and Laces Party in N.Y.

I love a party just filled with super hotties. You can almost count on me being there. Not invited, mind you, but peeking in through the little hole I drill with my handy late night TV infomercial multi-tasker tool and perfect bacon maker. And the Leather and Laces party was the place to be Super Bowl weekend, amid the thousands of parties that went on in the Big Apple to celebrate the big game.

There were so many good looking women showing up to this party that the valets almost forgot to steal the quarters out of the cup holders in their cars. Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Adriana Lima, Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, that's quite a bevy of beauties all dressed up for the most righteous cause of all -- looking wicked hot. The Super Bowl might've been a clunker of a competitive game, but the Leather and Laces party scored many virtual points. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis Beach Hotness at Work and Play

Whoa, MILFtastic Alessandra Ambrosio had quite the business and pleasure bikini weekend in Miami, flaunting her curves in a two piece quite professional for her taskmasters at Victoria's Secret (above), and then moving on to some R&R time on her own just hanging out in an equally stellar bikini chaise lounge showoff...

I guess when you're a bikini model there's not all that much difference between time on the clock and off the clock when you're hanging out at the beach. You just look wicked hot 24x7 and hope that some of those hours one of the guys with a camera shooting your tight booty is actually writing you a paycheck. Or just making unsolicited donations as I do. Hey, if I'm going to toss a few bucks toward Wikipedia, I'm going to toss a few more in Alessandra's virtual guitar case. We have to support the public arts. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Beach Reindeer For Your Prancing Needs

Alessandra Ambrosio with your body so tight, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? And, by sleigh, I'm obviously talking about my sleigh.

The Victoria's Secret Angel is rolling around on the beach in her bikini with reindeer antlers for some reason I do not know, I'm just happy it's taking place. A little early Christmas gift for the gentleman ogler who lucks into seeing a hot lingerie and bikini model frolicking on the beach in the middle of December. Alessandra knows how to put on a show for the cameras. She's definitely going on my nice girl I'd love to be naughty with list. Near the top, before I run out of presents. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Wicked Hot in Beachwear for The Edit

Alessandra Ambrosio probably looks amazing getting a cavity filled at the dentist's office. What am I saying, she doesn't get cavities, she's a hot Brazilian angel. Everything she touches seems to turn to gold, and everything she wears seems to be something I'm sneaking onto photo sets to try and steal for my own perverse pleasures. Forget I admitted that, please.

In the new edition of The Edit magazine, Alessandra dons bikinis and other too-much clothing to prove why she deserves a big fat bag o' gold for every promotional or catalog shoot she does. If only her personal time could be purchased for a bag of marbles and a Brady Anderson rookie trading card in decent condition. Then I'd be set. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Deep Cleavage for Her Own amFAR Gala Goodies

The amFAR event really did bring out the best in the lovely ladies that attended, including Alessandra Ambrosio who took to the red carpet in a cleavetastic dress, showing off much of her natural wares.

At some point I need to figure out how to throw a party that gets all these same girls to show up to my place dressed to the nines and flashing their finest. I think the first step is to maybe pretend I live somewhere nicer. The second step is to call my party an Inspirational Gala. And the third step is to have a solid plan to leave the country when my ruse is discovered. Probably about one minute after I inform the ladies like Alessandra that I need to inspect their tops for any potential hazardous material. I am a thorough host and Alessandra Ambrosio doth move me. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures For Some Slender Girl Lovin’ Time

I know some of you readers out there love the long and lean and lovely hot moms like Alessandra Ambrosio who cuts a slender silhouette in her black bikini in Miami over the weekend. Of course, I'd personally like to get Alessandra a couple or three sandwiches to put some meat on her bones, but she's always been the skinny au natural model girl from Brazil. This is who she is and I'm willing to accept her, even if it takes having her nekkid save for a couple knee high leather boots pressed into my chest giving me orders in her sexy accent.

MILFs come in all shapes and sizes, colors and forms. There's something about every one of them worth lusting. With Alessandra, I long for just about everything. I hope she wouldn't think me forward if I were to ask her to let me cover her body in sunscreen using nothing but my pinky and a whole lot of time. I could take days. Enjoy