Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes Her Camel Toe Out for a Salon Visit

It seems like a natural win-win situation. Uber-hottie Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gets to spend some quality time dolling herself up at the salon, we get to see Alessandra in skin tight leggings, flashing her long toned legs and blessed camel toe at their point of intersection.

Once again, the inventor of stretch pants deserves our eternal gratitude, and maybe even that Lululemon jagoff deserves some recognition for keeping them expensive enough to make even the celebrity ladies flashing toe in public. I'm not prepared to shake hands, but I will most definitely light a candle and say a little thanks this season of giving. You know, while I'm staring at Alessandra's crotchal region like it's an Olympic sport. Enjoy.

Adrianna Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and the Entire Gang Go Big for the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

While the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show has become more of a produced TV entertainment special rather than a silky little nothings lingerie fashion show over the years, there's no doubt it remains one of the highlights of the hot ladies undergarment industry each November. The show will air later this month on CBS, but actually took place live last night in New York with the whole sextastic gaggle of V.S. regulars flashing their wares on the runway, along with a few relative newcomers.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel all have several years of the big show under their belts, err, garters, while Karlie Kloss and British sensational eye-brows model Cara Delevingne represent the next generation of worldwide panties and bra sales.spectaculars. As always, there was a bit too much pageantry and feathers and jewels and dramatic wardrobe, but at the core, still a group of supremely hot women in tiny bits of undergarments prancing around for the benefit of all mankind. Still definitely a golden ticket. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Pilates Stretching For Mind and Body and Did We Mention Body

You don't think these model bodies we ogle daily rain down from heaven perfectly honed already, do you? Well, I used to, until I was old enough to know better. Like maybe 25. It was then I realized that these girls have to sweat and stretch and perfect their Mother Nature granted gifts to offer the very best views of their spectacular female forms.

Take Alessandra Ambrosio. I know I would like to. This slender MILF doesn't just pop down the Pringle and throw back the brewskis and end up with a tight butt and killer legs. Oh, no, she's hitting the yoga and Pilates circuit something hardcore along with her celebrity sextastic cohorts. We're fortunate to catch this glimpse of her doing something with pulleys and levers and other physics homework items I couldn't be bothered to learn about. Now, had a sweaty Alessandra been the homework photo example, perhaps I would have paid more attention. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Jessica Lowndes Dress Up and Show off For Tequila Halloween Party

I'm not exactly sure who Casamigos Tequila is (but, please, send us free samples), but they managed to throw the single biggest celebrity Halloween Party over the weekend. It seemed like all of Hollywood was there, even A-Listers in highly worked out costumes. None of which matter that much to me, not nearly as much as what the hotties would look like dressed up for the biggest exhibitionist holiday of the year.

And, indeed, there was much talent on display. Including heavily belusted Kelly Brook, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Jessica Lowndes, all showing off a little booty and boobtastic in the spirt of the pagan ritual. Far more treat than trick, which makes my personal Jack O'Lantern grin with a lascivious smile. Enjoy.

P.S. The day before the party, V.S. MILFtastic Alessandra Ambrosio hit her daughter's school dressed as a naughty little devil in Daisy Dukes. I won't soil the sanctity of the elementary school Halloween Party by telling you exactly what I'd like to do with sextastic Satan, but suffice it to say, it would send me straight to Hell.

Candice Swanepoel Sports, Stretchy, Bra Top Goodness

Candice Swanepoel is a rather flexible gal. Flexible super fine and uber-sextastic. I bet her workouts are tremendous. I mean to watch, naturally, from about five feet away while sipping a cold one in a beach chair and encouraging her to stretch harder. That's the dream.

Not only is Candice showing off her bodily talents in this month's Victoria's Secret catalog, she hit one of the stores with fellow hottie Alessandra Ambrosio to pimp the shizz out of the sports bras that made their chests look so snug and secure during workouts.

I wish I could have been at that particular store buying floor samples as oppose to the V.S. store yesterday where the security guard asked me seven times if I was waiting for somebody. Indeed, good sir, I am waiting for somebody. Her name is, Next Hottie Coming Out of the Changing Room in a Camisole. Now, leave me to my recreations. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Sweet Booty Body in Yoga Pants, But Is She Tights Finer than Alessandra Ambrosio and Brooke Burke?

It was quite a weekend for blessed yoga pants on some of our most sextastic favorite celebrities. All the ladies are wearing this wonderful wardrobe invention nowadays, flashing booty and camel toe and lots of fun toned leg sights in betwixt. Julianna Hough (above) looked downright edible in her stretch pants over the weekend, but was it enough to conquer the likes of V.S. model Alessandra Ambrosio in hers...

Or to tackle super MILFtastic veteran Brooke Burke?

Bless you, whoever created stretch pants and convinced hot women to start wearing them openly out and about. It's really one of the greatest social advances of our lifetimes.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Camilla Bell Headline the Cleavy Goodness at Beverly Hills Gala

Maybe it's just that these gala committees think I'm not good enough to attend their events, or maybe they just fear I will be peeking my camera inside the tops of their invited female guests (granted, that latter concern seems reasonably valid), but I once again missed my invitation to another fancy formal event in Hollywood last night, the Annenberg Gala, where the girls came out decked to kill.

No two more so than Alessandra Ambrosio and Camilla Belle, a couple of world class hotties who add some deep cleavage to the gala mix. And, yeah, were I there I would be poking around with my camera among other poking things. Still, I'd just like one invite one of these days, if for no other reason than an excuse to bleach my Vans back to a more classy white. Enjoy.