Alessandra Ambrosio

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Not Nearly as Sextastic as a Gallery Full of Victoria’s Secret Models

They aired the previously taped Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night on CBS, but we already brought you most of the good photos from the taping last month, and, let's be honest, as much as we respect the god-blessed work of the people at V.S. and really all lingerie makers everywhere, the show has become geared toward women more and more each year, as evidenced by the flowery costumes, dramatic staging, and inclusion of pop music stars. Honestly, when is the last time a man said he wished a hot model wore more feathers on the catwalk?

Still, while the show has gone Broadway, let us not forget the intensely sextastic underpinnings of the V.S. fashion line, that being, the literal angels who model the designs. From Miranda Kerr to Candice Swanepoel to Doutzen Kroes to Alessandra Ambrosio, some of the finest women don skimpy bits of silk and lace for the clothing retailer and we've capture a bunch of our favorites to share with you.

Rather than watch your DVR'd copy of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, peer through this gallery of some of the sexiest women on the planet in bras and panties and not much else. You'll thank me later. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson and Other Angels Head Out to Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party

You can't have a sweet-arse lingerie fashion show without a pretty killer after party, as Victoria's Secret hosted its annual post-Fashion Show shindig in the Big Apple last night getting all the angels to slip into something a little less comfortable, or, sadly, some clothes over their silky bits, and hit the party house for a little booze and conversation and showing off of the killer legs and such.

Sadly, our invitation to this party d' super hotties got lost in our Spam folder somewhere, and we were forced to stay home watching Animal Planet and plucking off 12-ouncers from our earthquake emergency provisioned cases of Hamms beer. But, no matter how much we swilled, the killer crocs on the small screen never looked as hot as the likes of Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatheron, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr stepping into the party. Alas, the power of beer goggles only extends so far. Enjoy.

 

And Onto the Show…Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes Highlight the Hotness on Victoria’s Secret Runway

Despite the puffing up of feathers (literally) for the CBS cameras, and the full allotment of celebrity douchy guests in attendance, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still represents one of the single greatest sextastic collectives of lingerie-clad hotness around the globe each and every November. And, for that, we give thanks.

Despite the ridiculousness of some of the costumery, clearly not designed for guys, underlying it all we have the wicked hot bodies and killers looks of Angels such as Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes strutting their wares down catwalk boulevard making us all feel like compulsory consumers. It's one damn fine pimping show. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Kicks Off Sao Paulo Fashion Week With Her Killer Legs

The Endless Summer of Legs has moved down Sudamericana way as hot-gammed MILFtastic Alessandra Ambrosio returned to her native country of Brazil to flash her slender fine form, from head to toe.

As you know, we have a list of over 137 items we'd like to fetishly drip down Alessandra's hot mommy legs and follow it's path down to her lower stems (in the event that she's not willing to be harnessed and hang upside down and let us follow the drip down toward her heavenly center). Views of the Victoria's Secret angel in leg-flashing garb has been killing us all summer long; her move down below the equator is only going to make it truly endless. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Sophie Turner, and Jessica Alba Lead List of Celebrity Halloween Hotties

The celebrities in Hottieville put on quite the show this weekend as the unofficial Halloween parties raged across all parts of Hollywood, a chance for the people who get paid to be fake for a living to finally do so in some decent costumes, and a continuation of the most especially benevolent trend of girls dressing showier and showier for All Hallowed Saints day. The sweet visual candy to answer our trick or treat query.

A bunch of sextastic celebs went the extra mile this weekend to be more hot than horrid, including a surprise showing from Jessica Alba as Mrs. Incredible (indeed), Alessandra Ambrosio as some kind of domme military guard that made us weak in our knees, Sophie Turner as something that showed off her hot body, Jessica White in lingerie and garters, Fergie as a naughty kitty, Courtney Stodden as just plain naughty, and just a bunch of others must-see costumed sites.

We love sexy cosplay like a fish loves water, so we were in heaven this weekend. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Continues Her Campaign for Hottest Mom of the Year

In about one more month we'll begin voting in the Egotastic! Hotness Awards, for among other categories, MILF of the year, and don't think Alessandra Ambrosio isn't focused on her campaign for this title.

During a simple photoshoot of her hot self in L.A., Alessandra made sure to add in a bit of spice and posing just to let the entire voting world know that even when dressed and pimping fashions, this lean hot bodied beach playful mom is ready to be recognized. It's going to be a wicked tough competition this year in the MILF category and the competition is lining up ever so nicely. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Continues To Cross the T’s for Her Hottest Mom of the Year Nomination with Cleavetastic and Leg Show in Boston

We can certainly appreciate daytime Alessandra Ambrosio, parading down the shopping promenades in her little shorts and tops, or the beach time volleyballing Alessandra Ambrosio in her little playtime bikinis, but just to show you how mature we've become, we're happy to announce Okefenokee levels of wetland feelings upon seeing Alessandra Ambrosio all decked out for the Mario Testino celebration event in Boston last night.

Yes, we can on occasion, rare occasion, appreciate a fully-dressed woman. Especially when that full dress exposes some serious cleavage and those killer Ambrosio legs. Hey, we're not animals, we just have the instincts and aching drive of animals that completely override our senses most of the time. There is a difference. Or, maybe not so much. Enjoy.

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