Now, if there’s one thing you don’t 'eff with, it’s a shark. Remember Jaws? “Eleven hundred men went into the water...” None of them emerged with all their limbs still attached, on account of the freakin’ sharks in there. These bastards are like ballistic missiles fueled only by fins, teeth and raw fury.
They’re bad news, is the message we’re trying to convey here. But if there’s one thing you really, really don’t ‘eff with, it’s... twenty sharks. Which is just the amount guarding the first official launch Xbox One.
Yes, this is an actual thing that’s happening. IGN brings us the demented tale of an aquarium in Auckland, New Zealand, where the system currently resides in its waterproof casing. Timezone shenanigans mean that this is the first place on the planet to bring the console to retail, and this one will be the inaugural sale.
So, Microsoft have nature’s ultimate badasses guarding (one of) their console(s). Meanwhile, a legion of PlayStation 4 systems are just piled up on the dusty floor of an Amazon warehouse. There’s a clear winner in the awesome stakes here.