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Cassie Cardelle In A Sextastic Swimsuit For 138 Water

Model and actress Cassie Cardelle was looking all kinds of sexy in a one-piece pink bathing suit while shilling for everyone's favorite pricey agua, 138 Water. Cassie is seriously hot. Just look at those legs. One can imagine having those legs wrapped around one's waist can't one? I know this one can. She's also got herself some serious funbags under that suit. I hope to see more of them in the very near future. What's also great about these pics is the hint of camel toe that's created by the tightness of the suit. Some people prefer a bikini to a one-piece swimsuit exclusively. I'm not that particular. Sure, a bikini is a wonderful thing but sometimes it's what you DON'T see that makes something sexy. Just think back to the 90's and Pam Anderson running on the beach in that red one-piece on Baywatch. Are you going to tell me that wasn't the hottest thing ever?

No, of course not! So, let's all take some time to appreciate the one-piece swimsuit today by ogling Cassie's thingies in these pictures.

Kendra Wilkinson Shows Off Her Ta-Tas In A Black Swimsuit

Former "Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson was displaying her magnificent funbags in a revealing black swimsuit on a beach in Australia. Kendra's swimsuit had a zipper opening in the front that went down to her stomach, and it was fully unzipped. The result is some cleav for the ages. I remember watching her show back in the day and very much enjoying seeing Kendra flit about in skimpy outfits. Her spreads in Playboy were also a thing of beauty. I hear she's back on the market these days. I'd like to think that some lucky bastard will sweep her off her feet and give her boobies the appreciation they deserve. That last dude is a fool for letting a once in a millennium pair of knockers slip through his fingers. As I recall her husband wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.

What I do know is that I enjoy her chest puppies a great deal and hope that now that she's single we're going to be seeing a lot more of them.

Brina Chantal Sextastic Swimsuit Preening Earns Her Some Bottled Water Bones

Another day, another... well, you know the drill. The creepy Munsters at 138 Water have found themselves a new pot of model honey in the form of Brina Chantal, formerly known as Brina Moreno, but forever known in her relatively young years as a local L.A. latina sextastica model who's getting a nice break from the bottled water folks in the form of an introduction here on Egotastic! It's not every day you get to have millions of men and Sapphic leaning women simultaneously leering at your amazing swimsuit body. In fact, I've finally come to grips with the fact that it shall never be my time in front of the camera. Then again, Mother Nature didn't tap me with the hottie stick like she did Brina. I think I got the smart stick? The sensitive stick? C'mon, throw me a bone.

At some point somebody's going to audit this bottled water outfit and find nothing but empty warehouses and dead rabbits, but until such time, let us rejoice in their daily swell bodied photo shoots along the shore. And the meeting of one very fine young Latina model. Welcome to Egotastic, Brina, linger awhile. I'll get the backgammon set. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Works A Swimsuit And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Selena Gomez knows how to use Instagram better than anyone else ever. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian, her bare back, nips, and booty went on a Taco Bell date with Kanye. (TMZ)

Remember when Madonna and Britney Spears made out and it was hot? (Huffington Post)

Maryna Linchuk nekkid in Allure Russia. That is all. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris Hilton shows off her bare mid-riff to the world. (Hollywood Tuna)

Can I interest you in some nekkid Adrianne Curry? (The Superficial)

Celebrate Candice Swanepoel's birthday with a sexy Instagram retrospective. (COED)

Ashley Lee Hot Pimping Bottled Water by Way of Sextastic Revealing Swimsuit

I'm already past tired of this weird 138 bottled water shitck. But will I ever tire of seeing hot bodied models posing with their flesh festivals on the beach in Malibu? Nay, I shall not. Never I suppose. Not when the likes of Asian hottie Ashley Lee is working her bodacious body in support of this silly merchandising venture. There's nothing silly about a revealing black swimsuit on a curvy hot woman twisting and preening for the cameras. I'm not laughing. I'm mostly just making a serious face to cover potential embarrassments here in the office.

Ashley Lee, whatever you're selling, I'm buying. Though on principle I will not pay more than about fifty cents for a bottle of water seeing as how it comes free from the sky. Well, not since 2011 in Los Angeles, but in other places, I've heard tale of rain. If only girls like Ashley Lee rained down from the heavens, I'd be the first to look up at the sky and stick out my tongue. Enjoy.

Amanda Cerny Swimsuit Sextastic in Caribbean Waters

I'm not sure if that silly water company is still shooting the crazy hot Amanda Cerny, or if she's just hanging back in Aruba because she's now part of the national landscape and the island nation has named her a historical treasure. I can see that being a likely scenario. I'd certainly pull whatever strings necessary to keep the Playboy Playmate on my little atoll of lust and passion and leather goods.

Amanda Cerny looks amazing in a bikini, but she even manages to push the swimsuit and shorts look into something more than just a slightly memorable visual experience. She's the sextastic siren that calls out to men and drives their ships into the rocks and they probably at least go out happy. I'm ready to crash into Amanda. I have bumpers, I'll be good. Enjoy.

Jasmine V Sexy In A Pink Bikini Video Shoot

Sexy singer Jasmine V sizzled in a pink bikini during a video shoot for her latest song in Aruba. Jasmine's pert boobies looked amazing in the top which showed off some seriously glorious cleavage. Her silky legs were also on view and me likey. Now, I'm not one for tattoos but hers are kinda doin' it for me. She's got a large rose tatt running down the side of her torso and it is pretty darn sexy. Jasmine is also sporting my all time favorite sexy accessory: the belly button ring. I can' really articulate to you how hot I think a woman with a toned stomach and a pierced navel is. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe it's because that whole belly button piercing thing started back when I was in high school in the 90's and all the hot girls I had crushes on got them.

Whatever it is, I can't wait to see the finished product of this video. With a bikini that small how could it not be good?