Cassie Cardelle In A Sextastic Swimsuit For 138 Water

Model and actress Cassie Cardelle was looking all kinds of sexy in a one-piece pink bathing suit while shilling for everyone’s favorite pricey agua, 138 Water. Cassie is seriously hot. Just look at those legs. One can imagine having those legs wrapped around one’s waist can’t one? I know this one can. She’s also got herself some serious funbags under that suit. I hope to see more of them in the very near future. What’s also great about these pics is the hint of camel toe that’s created by the tightness of the suit. Some people prefer a bikini to a one-piece swimsuit exclusively. I’m not that particular. Sure, a bikini is a wonderful thing but sometimes it’s what you DON’T see that makes something sexy. Just think back to the 90′s and Pam Anderson running on the beach in that red one-piece on Baywatch. Are you going to tell me that wasn’t the hottest thing ever?

No, of course not! So, let’s all take some time to appreciate the one-piece swimsuit today by ogling Cassie’s thingies in these pictures.

Kendra Wilkinson Shows Off Her Ta-Tas In A Black Swimsuit

Former “Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson was displaying her magnificent funbags in a revealing black swimsuit on a beach in Australia. Kendra’s swimsuit had a zipper opening in the front that went down to her stomach, and it was fully unzipped. The result is some cleav for the ages. I remember watching her show back in the day and very much enjoying seeing Kendra flit about in skimpy outfits. Her spreads in Playboy were also a thing of beauty. I hear she’s back on the market these days. I’d like to think that some lucky bastard will sweep her off her feet and give her boobies the appreciation they deserve. That last dude is a fool for letting a once in a millennium pair of knockers slip through his fingers. As I recall her husband wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box.

What I do know is that I enjoy her chest puppies a great deal and hope that now that she’s single we’re going to be seeing a lot more of them.

Brina Chantal Sextastic Swimsuit Preening Earns Her Some Bottled Water Bones

Another day, another… well, you know the drill. The creepy Munsters at 138 Water have found themselves a new pot of model honey in the form of Brina Chantal, formerly known as Brina Moreno, but forever known in her relatively young years as a local L.A. latina sextastica model who’s getting a nice break from the bottled water folks in the form of an introduction here on Egotastic! It’s not every day you get to have millions of men and Sapphic leaning women simultaneously leering at your amazing swimsuit body. In fact, I’ve finally come to grips with the fact that it shall never be my time in front of the camera. Then again, Mother Nature didn’t tap me with the hottie stick like she did Brina. I think I got the smart stick? The sensitive stick? C’mon, throw me a bone.

At some point somebody’s going to audit this bottled water outfit and find nothing but empty warehouses and dead rabbits, but until such time, let us rejoice in their daily swell bodied photo shoots along the shore. And the meeting of one very fine young Latina model. Welcome to Egotastic, Brina, linger awhile. I’ll get the backgammon set. Enjoy.

Xenia Deli Turns Swimsuits into Sextastic Visual Treats

Xenia Deli remains the hottest women I’ve ever known from Moldova. I could expand beyond that geographically had I paid attention during my primary education years. She’s just simply dark and alluring and hot bodied and all the things I dream about popping out of my cake on my birthday if I had awesome friends who were not so super broke all the time. Not that I don’t love the six pack of Red White and Blue, boys, it’s just not quite a supermodel with the passion inducing powers of Xenia Deli covered in nothing but streaks of frosting.

Featured in the new swimsuit look for Lemar Swimsuits 2015, yet, it’s already 2015 in the fashion world, Xenia Deli is simply another world class stunner who makes every bikini and swimsuit look like it belongs only to the world of goddesses. Which is probably the case. Your wearing results may differ, as it were. As for me and Xenia, when we disappear on a desert island for the rest of the winter, please, don’t come to rescue us, we’ll be doing just fine. Enjoy.

Vivica Mitra Thong Swimsuit Pimping and Pleasing Hard on the Beach

Our sextastic half-Indian princess Vivica Mitra took another turn on the Malibu beach shoreline now almost entirely dedicated to daily photoshoots pimping the creepy 138 Water. I suppose we’re buying into their crass promotional campaign by giving them coverage, but what’s a boy to do when on a daily basis the likes of the hot Vivica Mitra in a thong swimsuit with that booty is thrust into our faces. Not literally thrust, and we are more really pulling it toward us, but you get the point. It’s hard to resist.

Vivica, that swimsuit is simply one of the best man-made inventions ever. The body you’re putting into it, one of the best bits of handiwork from Mother Nature. Combined, well, I’d have to show you my adult-rated pantomime to properly express my feelings. That thong, wow. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Flashing Hot Tush and Ta-Ta’s In Her Own Swimsuit Line

I happen to be in deep unending lust with the hot little bottom on TOWIE alum Kimberley Garner. Since her reality show publicity bump, Kimberley has been busy modeling bikinis, dating celebrity guys, and developing her own line of swimwear, which based entirely upon how she wore her own suit in Greece over the weekend, I have to believe is going to be a top seller.

Yes, Kimberley is one of those hot little minxy blondes who is sextastic all over. But I’d be lying if I didn’t share with you that I shared with her tight little thong bum how much I adore it more than all her other feminine parts. It was meant to be a secret, but the kitties out of the bag now, as it were. That tush on Kimberley is simply outrageous. I’d go to war over those cheeks just for the chance to return home one day to gently slap them and call them by some cute pet names. Kimberley, you had me at swimsuit Fall sale. I’m ready to buy it all. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Works A Swimsuit And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Selena Gomez knows how to use Instagram better than anyone else ever. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian, her bare back, nips, and booty went on a Taco Bell date with Kanye. (TMZ)

Remember when Madonna and Britney Spears made out and it was hot? (Huffington Post)

Maryna Linchuk nekkid in Allure Russia. That is all. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris Hilton shows off her bare mid-riff to the world. (Hollywood Tuna)

Can I interest you in some nekkid Adrianne Curry? (The Superficial)

Celebrate Candice Swanepoel‘s birthday with a sexy Instagram retrospective. (COED)