Swimsuit Posts:

Selena Gomez Works A Swimsuit And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Selena Gomez knows how to use Instagram better than anyone else ever. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian, her bare back, nips, and booty went on a Taco Bell date with Kanye. (TMZ)

Remember when Madonna and Britney Spears made out and it was hot? (Huffington Post)

Maryna Linchuk nekkid in Allure Russia. That is all. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris Hilton shows off her bare mid-riff to the world. (Hollywood Tuna)

Can I interest you in some nekkid Adrianne Curry? (The Superficial)

Celebrate Candice Swanepoel's birthday with a sexy Instagram retrospective. (COED)

Ashley Lee Hot Pimping Bottled Water by Way of Sextastic Revealing Swimsuit

I'm already past tired of this weird 138 bottled water shitck. But will I ever tire of seeing hot bodied models posing with their flesh festivals on the beach in Malibu? Nay, I shall not. Never I suppose. Not when the likes of Asian hottie Ashley Lee is working her bodacious body in support of this silly merchandising venture. There's nothing silly about a revealing black swimsuit on a curvy hot woman twisting and preening for the cameras. I'm not laughing. I'm mostly just making a serious face to cover potential embarrassments here in the office.

Ashley Lee, whatever you're selling, I'm buying. Though on principle I will not pay more than about fifty cents for a bottle of water seeing as how it comes free from the sky. Well, not since 2011 in Los Angeles, but in other places, I've heard tale of rain. If only girls like Ashley Lee rained down from the heavens, I'd be the first to look up at the sky and stick out my tongue. Enjoy.

Amanda Cerny Swimsuit Sextastic in Caribbean Waters

I'm not sure if that silly water company is still shooting the crazy hot Amanda Cerny, or if she's just hanging back in Aruba because she's now part of the national landscape and the island nation has named her a historical treasure. I can see that being a likely scenario. I'd certainly pull whatever strings necessary to keep the Playboy Playmate on my little atoll of lust and passion and leather goods.

Amanda Cerny looks amazing in a bikini, but she even manages to push the swimsuit and shorts look into something more than just a slightly memorable visual experience. She's the sextastic siren that calls out to men and drives their ships into the rocks and they probably at least go out happy. I'm ready to crash into Amanda. I have bumpers, I'll be good. Enjoy.

Jasmine V Sexy In A Pink Bikini Video Shoot

Sexy singer Jasmine V sizzled in a pink bikini during a video shoot for her latest song in Aruba. Jasmine's pert boobies looked amazing in the top which showed off some seriously glorious cleavage. Her silky legs were also on view and me likey. Now, I'm not one for tattoos but hers are kinda doin' it for me. She's got a large rose tatt running down the side of her torso and it is pretty darn sexy. Jasmine is also sporting my all time favorite sexy accessory: the belly button ring. I can' really articulate to you how hot I think a woman with a toned stomach and a pierced navel is. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe it's because that whole belly button piercing thing started back when I was in high school in the 90's and all the hot girls I had crushes on got them.

Whatever it is, I can't wait to see the finished product of this video. With a bikini that small how could it not be good?

Ashlee Simpson Sideboob In A Red Hot Swimsuit

The lovely Ashlee Simpson showed off her gorgeous plums in a sexy red swimsuit in Bali. Ashlee's suit is mostly not there at all. The sides and back are completely gone. This allows us a view of glorious sideboob, and oh what a sideboob it is! Unlike her older sister Jessica, Ashlee's ta'tas are more understated but no less sexy. I've always had more of a thing for Ashlee than Jessica. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because she seems a little more "girl next door" to me than her bombshell sister. That's why I'm glad Ashlee and her funbags have resurfaced of late after many years out of the spotlight. What I know for sure is that if she keeps wearing stuff like this crypto-Baywatch boobtacular bathing suit, she is going to be in the news a lot more.

Bali is really far away. She should try being scantily clad closer to home. American beach goers need sideboob too, ya know.

Natalia Proza Does A Sexy 138 Water Photoshoot

Russian model and card carrying hot person Natalia Proza showed some skin in a photoshoot for 138 Water. The makers of everyone's favorite sexually provocative bottled water had Natalia pose on a rock by the seashore in a purple swimsuit. The water dribbles down her face and onto her luscious Russian babushkas in a very sexy way. Natalia has got a pretty exemplary rack and it looks even better when it is glistening with liquid. I do do like a woman wet from the salt and the sea and designer spring water. Natalia also has some seriously sexy thighs. Men pay a lot of attention to a woman's legs and I'm all for that, but give me a nice firm pair of lady thighs and I'll be a happy camper. Natalia must come from that city in Russia where all the hot chicks come from, Sexybabengrad.

What I'm saying is that Russia has more than its fair share of incredibly hot women and I'm convinced they are created by some former Soviet mad scientist somewhere.

Laura Cremaschi Steps Out In A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi hung out in a sexy swimsuit on Miami Beach. The swimsuit is fruit flavored, or at any rate it's got fruit on them. But the most important of which is the pair of melons that she's got in the front. There is some spectacular cleave in these pictures. Laura has an extraordinary pair of gazungas. Yes, I used the word gazungas which is usually reserved only for old pervy uncles. That's how amazing her boobs are. Laura also has some great long legs. The kind of legs that go on for miles, as no one since 1945 has said. All day I've been posting stories about sexy ladies on the beach in Miami. You never see international supermodels on the beaches around New York City where I live. Sure, the beaches here are sometimes dirty and swimming isn't advisable, but still. The beach part is fine and there only rarely is any industrial waste.

What I'm saying is that it is time that New York City clean up their beaches so the hot women will come here instead of going to Florida all the time.