Swimsuit Posts:

Ana Braga See-Through Swimsuit Is Both Genius and Wicked Hot Boobtastic Revealing

Talk about necessity being the mother of invention. I've had a need for some time to see the full bare scope of Ana Braga on the beach in Miami, what with her tiny thong bikini prancing and teasy bikini top changes just off-camera. Now, she's come up with a solution we can both happily live with -- the see-through swimsuit. Genius.

Ana Braga has the body of a blonde Brazilian bombshell and the spirited mind of a very naughty kitty. What a combo. This pink sheer swimsuit doesn't hide very much, but shows off so much of her fine female form. I'm not exactly sure the snowbird seniors will be sporting this swimsuit this summer by the pools in Florida and Arizona, but rest assured, I shall not rest until it's been readily accepted by the sextastic celebrity set for their beach preening time in the sun. Bless you and your faptastic female form, Ana Braga. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Swimsuit Pictures Crackling Hot for the 4th of July

I guess Christina Milian is single once again. I can't keep up with her love life, I only know I want to put my name into that dance line at some point and give it a whirl myself. She just seems like a lot of bouncy MILFtastic fun.

The singer slash hot mommy was showing off in a swimsuit in Malibu over the 4th of July holiday weekend. If you happen to like the curvy sultry Latina ladies with a little cushion to love, then you will be head over heels for Christina in her patriotic bandana and everything Americana passion inducing beneath. Oh, to be able to slap that booty while watching the fireworks go off in the sky. That's my American dream. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I'm not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it's easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she's gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I'm Jessica Alba, I'm so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet and Wild and Wanton MILF Poolside in Miami

Nobody quite works the poolside shower like BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee. This mom was born to get in and out of swimming pools, work the stair rail like a stripper pole, and flash her heavily worked out hot mommy body in never quite fitting swimsuits. If there was a bell every time somebody got a boner, the pool area of her condo complex would sound like a pinball machine.

I can't imagine there will ever be a super invention to moms with hot bodies showing off for the younger men. It's not just an innate fantasy, it's the height of the sextastic. Sure, the young girls are nice. But they don't know what the veteran hot moms do. Even Carmen Electra said sex at forty was much better than twenty because now she knows exactly what she wants. Oh, JNL, I bet you know exactly what you want to. I'd like you to teach me. I'll gladly stay after class. Hot moms make the world go-round. Enjoy.

Jaime King Nipple Pokes In A Pink Swimsuit In Maui

Actress Jaime King was a bit nippy in a one-piece pink swimsuit while on vacation in Maui. Jaime must have been pretty chilly as she was sporting some serious nipple wood. It looks like she has two jumbo-sized novelty pencil erasers stuffed in her bathing suit top. Jaime's knockers are the very definition of pert, which is pretty amazing given that she just had a kid. A lot of new moms are losing their battle with gravity, if you get what I'm saying. Not Jaime. Her girls are as perky as a 20-year-old sorority girl. What nobody tells you when you go swimming in the Pacific ocean for the first time is how friggin' cold it is. This leads to all kinds of pokey nipple situations for both sexes and potential shrinkage embarrassment for men.

I'm used to the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic where a man can swim without fear of looking like a eunuch through his swim trunks.

AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Hottie, Forever In My Thoughts

You know, if Hallmark cards worked well enough to get a woman into bed, they could probably raise their prices. Just a thought for our friends at Hallmark who love pithy sentiment.

I'd certainly buy one of those greeting cards for AnnaLynne McCord whose hotness goes in and out of my life like a swinging door of regret in the nether regions. We only see AnnaLynne once every so often now. She's probably off with her boyfriend having stupid sex or something. But when she does reappear on our radar, it's usually in something little and showy like a swimsuit or a not swimsuit showing off her long lean model actress type body. I still and always will have the hots for AnnaLynne, though I am willing to accept one of her two hot sisters as temporary providers while I wait. I'm flexible in these regards. AnnaLynne, we need more! Enjoy.

Abigail Clancy Nipples Poking Through Her Swimsuit Yearning to Be Free

While I never quite gave my authorization for Abigail Clancy to switch out of her two piece hot wear, I must give her credit for finding a one piece suit that still flatters her body and even allowed her nipples to reach for the vacation sun.

With the World Cup coming up, I expect to see much more of Abigail Clancy. I don't mean at the World Cup, her husband isn't going this time. I mean, I'll be looking at lots of pictures of her wicked hot goodness during some of the more lengthy scoreless matches during the Cup. You do need a break from those 0-0 ties during regulation at times. Abigail Clancy is the perfect break. Oh, my, yes, she is. Enjoy.