Swimsuit Posts:

The Russians Are Coming! Kira Dikhtyar Black Revealing Swimsuit in Miami

In case you don't watch The Oxygen Channel, Kira Dikhtyar was the hot Russian model from the last round on the super catwalk walking competition, The Face. Today let's just call her The Body, as she struts along Competition Beach in a a revealing black swimsuit that I'd not recommend to anybody not quite confident in their ferocious female form. Kira has it all working overtime, as the kids say, or used to, a long time ago.

I continue to be amazed at the level of beach body talent from all over the world nestled into the strip of sound on the outer banks of Miami. I don't think I've ever seen a migration quite like this before and I've been bird watching for a very long time. Enjoy.

Alessia Tedeschi Hot Bodied in Blue in Miami

The Italians are coming! Well, more of them. Lovely sultry hot ladies of The Boot are flocking in increasing numbers to our nation's very own Miami Beach to join in the international hot bikini body informally taking place there daily.

You can add Alessia Tedeschi to the list of competition now. The Italian model and occasional actress opted for a one piece swimsuit to open her own resume on the beach, a conservative move that still caught tons of ogling eyeballs with her ridiculously sextastic female form. Quite an opening salvo. I suspect we'll be seeing more shortly. I happily suspect. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Cat Swimsuit Me-Sextastic-Ow

BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee knows how to get visually notorious around the pools of Miami. I'd definitely invite her to my backyard affairs. And, by backyard affair, I mean the inflatable tub I quickly blow up in my bedroom for a night swim with the lovely hot mama. I know Jennifer's married so I'm willing to take a vow of silence, except for maybe a couple key minutes there during our brief swim when I shall be screaming aloud.

Jennifer Nicole got all eyes on her kitty as she entered and exited the pool, frontside and backside, wet and drippy and showing off her super toned mommy body. I'm not sure how long I could survive such sights by a pool without the need for a cold shower and maybe a bucket or two of saltpeter. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Plays a Boobtastic Priscilla Presley Filming on the Beach

I'm not exactly sure what this new movie Shangri-La Suite is all about. Something to do with killing Elvis Presley. I only know that Ashley Green is playing Priscilla which means I'm bound to probably go and see it. Or just watch the not-seen-enough Ashley Greene flashing her wicked hot body in period piece costumes like this yellow bathing suit along the beach filming over the weekend.

I'd watch a boobtastic Ashley Green play pretty much any role, though room service to my Red Roof Inn parking lot view suite would be ideal. I'm a big tipper as it turns out. Well, when you look like Ashley Greene, I'm a big tipper, otherwise the man in Room 117 can be a bit of a miser. It's all about priorities. Today, my priority is looking down Ashley Greene's top. What's yours? Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Blue Swimsuit Boobtastic Filming in Sydney

We know Sarah Hyland had an unfortunate incident the other night in Australia with a groping hoodlum, but the minxy brunette seems to be going on with the show as Modern Family films on Bondi beach in Sydney, with Sarah showing off a wide array of blessedly beautiful and cleavetastic swimsuit shots.

We've lusted for Sarah Hyland since we first met her on the show (and, you know, learned she was really of age), but she just seems to be getting even better and better with a few years in the sextastic spotlight. While she rarely is showy in public, hey, TV needs an audience, this low cut swimsuit is the happy result of those economics. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara Bathing Suit Boobtastic Goodness Down Under

Well, Sofia Vergara and her castmates from Modern Family were in Australia filming their funny show and giving the good people Down Under a chance to see the Sofia Vergara body in its full and righteous form.

Sweet and full bosom, lovely bottomside, killer smile, it was all working for the cleavetastic Colombian actress who now has officially titillated gentleman oglers on all six continents. Or seven, I can't be expected to remember geography while imagining building sand castles with Sofia. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Ass-Erts MILFtastic Credentials at the Beach in Miami

The tiger really is the perfect symbol for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee. It's stealthy, vicious, and will eat you for dinner all while you're trying to pet it and call it kitty. Just like Jennifer's keester boldly protruding from her backside on various beach maneuvers in Miami in her one-piece tiger print swimsuit.

Now, I've viewed many moms dipping into the ocean for a cool-off, but none have quite perfected the art like Jennifer Nicole stretching and preening on the beach for gentleman oglers far and wide. Oh, mama, you do impress with that toned thang. Even apples are jealous today of Jennifer's shape. Enjoy.