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Natalia Proza Does A Sexy 138 Water Photoshoot

Russian model and card carrying hot person Natalia Proza showed some skin in a photoshoot for 138 Water. The makers of everyone's favorite sexually provocative bottled water had Natalia pose on a rock by the seashore in a purple swimsuit. The water dribbles down her face and onto her luscious Russian babushkas in a very sexy way. Natalia has got a pretty exemplary rack and it looks even better when it is glistening with liquid. I do do like a woman wet from the salt and the sea and designer spring water. Natalia also has some seriously sexy thighs. Men pay a lot of attention to a woman's legs and I'm all for that, but give me a nice firm pair of lady thighs and I'll be a happy camper. Natalia must come from that city in Russia where all the hot chicks come from, Sexybabengrad.

What I'm saying is that Russia has more than its fair share of incredibly hot women and I'm convinced they are created by some former Soviet mad scientist somewhere.

Laura Cremaschi Steps Out In A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi hung out in a sexy swimsuit on Miami Beach. The swimsuit is fruit flavored, or at any rate it's got fruit on them. But the most important of which is the pair of melons that she's got in the front. There is some spectacular cleave in these pictures. Laura has an extraordinary pair of gazungas. Yes, I used the word gazungas which is usually reserved only for old pervy uncles. That's how amazing her boobs are. Laura also has some great long legs. The kind of legs that go on for miles, as no one since 1945 has said. All day I've been posting stories about sexy ladies on the beach in Miami. You never see international supermodels on the beaches around New York City where I live. Sure, the beaches here are sometimes dirty and swimming isn't advisable, but still. The beach part is fine and there only rarely is any industrial waste.

What I'm saying is that it is time that New York City clean up their beaches so the hot women will come here instead of going to Florida all the time.

Maitland Ward In Malibu In A Skimpy Swimsuit

The lovely Maitland Ward was looking hot as F in a barely there swimsuit in Malibu. This thing is only technically an item of clothing. It's more of a long piece of cloth that's barely covering her naughty parts. Maitland has a spectacular pair of funbags that are shown off to great effect, you know, since they are mostly out. There is some serious cleav, enough to make a man want to excuse himself to the bathroom. The bottom is also quite revealing. It covers up her hoo-haa but that's about all. In the back her tight booty is accentuated. I always had a thing for Maitland Ward. People used to be all about Topanga on Boy Meets World but I always said that Maitland was way hotter. I know that that is a controversial statement but I stand by it.

So, the question is: what do you call a swimsuit that has less fabric than a bikini? You call it sexy. See what I did there?

Brittny Gastineau Steps Out in a Black Swimsuit

Reality TV star Brittny Gastineau went for a day at the beach in Miami in a swimsuit that was only half there. There were holes all over the thing that showed off plenty of skin. The first thing that pops out are her huge ta-tas and I do mean busting out literally. You can see part of her nips in a couple of pictures. Is there anything greater in this world than a nip slip? It's like adult horndog Christmas. This is especially true when the boobs in question are mammoth sized jugs like Brittny's. There is also some fairly awe inspiring cleavage for our viewing pleasure.

Personally, I also enjoy her shapely booty, that is so also mostly hanging out. I like a girl with a bit of the old junk in the trunk. Much like her friend Kim K, Brittny's booty is a work of art.

Eva Herzigova, the Original Czech Supermodel, Swimsuit Hot in Sardinia

Eva Herzigova is one of the original cast members of the supermodel ladies club from the 90's, the gals who broke all the rules, made small fortunes, and covered every single magazine possible in the world. I'm not sure about that breaking all the rules part, but she certainly paved the way for so many wicked hot Czech models in her wake. And she's still going strong.

Like so many people not named myself, Eva is vacationing this summer at some fun beach place in Italy, taking up a little beach volleyball with the family, and looking might still super swell doing so. She still has the slender, au natural frame that made her the coveted prize of every major designer, not to mention young men like myself who imagined her strutting a more personal catwalk. Forty and faptastic isn't just a club, it's an admission of veteran hotness. Eva is definitely in the club. Enjoy.

Ana Braga See-Through Swimsuit Is Both Genius and Wicked Hot Boobtastic Revealing

Talk about necessity being the mother of invention. I've had a need for some time to see the full bare scope of Ana Braga on the beach in Miami, what with her tiny thong bikini prancing and teasy bikini top changes just off-camera. Now, she's come up with a solution we can both happily live with -- the see-through swimsuit. Genius.

Ana Braga has the body of a blonde Brazilian bombshell and the spirited mind of a very naughty kitty. What a combo. This pink sheer swimsuit doesn't hide very much, but shows off so much of her fine female form. I'm not exactly sure the snowbird seniors will be sporting this swimsuit this summer by the pools in Florida and Arizona, but rest assured, I shall not rest until it's been readily accepted by the sextastic celebrity set for their beach preening time in the sun. Bless you and your faptastic female form, Ana Braga. Enjoy.

Christina Milian Swimsuit Pictures Crackling Hot for the 4th of July

I guess Christina Milian is single once again. I can't keep up with her love life, I only know I want to put my name into that dance line at some point and give it a whirl myself. She just seems like a lot of bouncy MILFtastic fun.

The singer slash hot mommy was showing off in a swimsuit in Malibu over the 4th of July holiday weekend. If you happen to like the curvy sultry Latina ladies with a little cushion to love, then you will be head over heels for Christina in her patriotic bandana and everything Americana passion inducing beneath. Oh, to be able to slap that booty while watching the fireworks go off in the sky. That's my American dream. Enjoy.