Swimsuit Posts:

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Vacation Needs a Vacation from Her Vacation Lifestyle

By Bill Swift | May 30, 2013 @ 8:43 am

Paris Hilton in a Black and White Swimsuit in Maui

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When your job is to party and vacation, what do you do in your off-time? Well, if you're Billionaire Barbie, you just let the good and relaxing times roll. Following a week of hard partying in Cannes, Paris needed some wind-down time, a little me-time, if you will, so she took her well paid body to Maui for a little R&R. Wearing a spy-like black hat and sunglasses, along with an unassuming swimsuit, Paris hoped to go unspotted, you know, despite her PR people alerting the press as to which beach she was suntanning that day.

Does Billionaire Barbie lead quite a nice life? Yes, she does. But considering her humanitarian efforts, mostly for her own human person, the girl deserves it. Enjoy.

PARIS DURING HER BIKINI MODELING DAYS

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Miley Cyrus Black Swimsuit Cleavy Goodness Signals a Good Week

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 8:00 am

I'm not one for omens, but when a bird as body hot as Miley Cyrus appears in a revealing Vijat Mohindra shot photo on my window sill, it's likely a harbinger of a solid week of the sextastic to come.

So I guess I do believe in omens. And the benefits of Pilates, as evidenced by how Miley has transformed her body from spastically leaning girl to fully erect woman, as it were.

At some point soon I suspect we'll see the whole bare package and really value the benefit of a solid workout regimen. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Pictures May Signal Cleavetastic Heat for a Different Boss

By Bill Swift | May 15, 2013 @ 12:42 pm

Miranda Kerr Heats Up Miami on a Swimsuit Photoshoot

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Well, I'll have to dig a bit, but it looks like Miranda Kerr might already be branching out her unparalleled talents in swimsuit modeling, what with the recent announcement that she and Victoria's Secret would no longer be carrying on a committed relationship in that regard. And, well, good for Miranda I say. And most definitely good for us, if this is the shape, err, shapes of things to come.

Showing off her incredibly alluring allurement skills down in Florida, Miranda showed that even kept in a one-piece suit, she can still work the magic like just about no other. And, by magic, I mean the ability to make a cold shower seem like a soothing experience. For Miranda does inspire inopportune-moment blood flow. To the brain, naturally. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Hotness Filming Music Video in Lauderdale

By Bill Swift | May 6, 2013 @ 8:27 am

Jennifer Lopez in One Piece Bathing Suit on Set of New Music Video

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I'm quite sure I'm never going to listen to whatever song it is Jennifer Lopez is shooting a video for down in Ft. Lauderdale, but I am most definitely sure I'm going to watch her in various revealing outfits behind the scenes of production of the music video. It's probably also a music video not meant for my demographic, but us gentleman oglers still do appreciate a good look at Jenny's MILFtastic body and continuing allure d' hot legs on display over the weekend.

Jennifer Lopez Flashing Legs on the Set of New Music Video in Miami

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And not content just showing her own self off, America's Next Top Model winner Eva Marcille is also featured in a bikini in the beachy music video. I'm not sure what role Eva plays in the song story, I just know I approve. Enjoy.

Eva Marcille Bikinis on Set of Jennifer Lopez's Musc Video in Miami

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Christina Milian Swimsuit Hotness for Cosmo Latina

By Bill Swift | May 1, 2013 @ 8:45 am

Christina Milian Sizzles in Cosmopolitan for Latinas USA

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This whole Cosmo for Latinas periodical could prove to be quite the visual boon in our hottie Hispanic repertoire. While the magazine is for the ladies, well, the Latin ladies, it most surely is for the Egotastic! audience when it includes the likes of bubbly boobtastic Christina Milian in a cheeky swimsuit.

We've been digging on Christina Milian for some time now, with her even curvier body post MILFhood. Such a fine specimen of the sextastic, especially for the curvy lady lovers who walk with a smile among us. She's all woman. And I'm all in lust. Keep it up, Christina. Enjoy.

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Kourtney Kardashian Kleavetastic Swimsuit Pictures Put the Not So Meek in Mykonos

By Bill Swift | April 29, 2013 @ 8:34 am

DOn't Forget My Ta's!

Kourtney Kardashian Cleavy Black-One Piece Swimsuit in Mykonos

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Not to be outdone by her younger half-sisters, Kourtney Kardashian who along with her two babies and her baby daddy is also in Greece filming her reality show, wore a particularly low cut swimsuit across her motherly mammaries whilst visiting the isle of Mykonos. Mykonos is said to be one of the most beautiful spots on the planet, though I must admit I was mostly checking out Kourtney's cleavage. Not that Kourtney wasn't intentionally giving a heaping helping of her mama ta's to the cameras, still, I probably should've looked more at the ocean or rocks or ancient cultural relics.

Kourtney Kardashian still has a lot left in her particular exhibition tank, though depending on how many more illegitimate babies she decides to push out for E!, that could change somewhat suddenly. The Kardashians might be screaming 'show me the money' every waking hour of every day, but as long as they keep showing skin, I suppose their pleas will be heeded. Enjoy.

THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS HAVE ALWAYS HELD THEIR OWN IN BIKINIS

Kourtney Kardashian in a Bikini in Mexico

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Rosie Jones Modeling Swimsuits? Yes, We Can Get Into (or Rosie out of) Spandex

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2013 @ 9:43 am

Rosie Jones Gorgeous in Simply Swim Photoshoot February 2013

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Rosie Topless in Miami

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While we are quite used to, and quite pleased with, ogling young hottie Britty glamour model Rosie Jones regularly without many clothes on, sometimes a hot body and an alluring smile needs to be put to more broad commercial appeal, as in Rosie's new shoot for Simply Swim and their February promotional shoot.

Let's remember, before you see a girl nekkid, you have to see them in some wardrobe (sad that they don't always magically appear au natural in my living room, as in my dreams) and you could do a lot worse than Rosie Jones model goodness in little swimsuit showing off various beach looks for the modern English woman.

We've just added a little wet skin tight stretchy material to all of our Rosie Jones fantasies. Enjoy.