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Lara Bingle Returns for More Down Under Sexy Swimsuit Seduction

By Bill Swift | October 23, 2012 @ 8:50 am

Lara Bingle Sexy Swimsuit Shoot in Cleo Magazine Australia

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Lara Bingle Topless

One of our favorite caught topless moments ever. 16 Photos »

We've missed the hot body of Aussie model and TV hostess Lara Bingle, thankfully, that body is back in full force in some sweet swimsuit photos in the November edition of Cleo magazine from the great Down Under.

Examine Lara's body closely and you will see that it really only belongs in swimsuit (or less) for public exhibition. Tan and lean and long and lovely, just begging to know, where the bloody hell are you? Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Wears Our New Favorite Swimsuit Ever

By Bill Swift | October 11, 2012 @ 10:32 am

Claudia Romani Wears a Black Thong Swimsuit in Miami

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We do have a things for all things Latin, original Italian hotties like Claudia Romani who have blessedly invaded our lands and our beaches with their spectacular bodies and inducing all kinds of foreign adventure desires.

In a brand newly shaped and revealing little black thong swimsuit thingee, the 30-something model and actress showed all the kids on Miami Beach exactly how a pro exhibits her fantastic wares, causing men to drool, and dogs to go into heat. Now that's some serious sextastic power.

Bring on more Italians! Enjoy.

CLAUDIA ROMANI IS ONE OF OUR ROMAN FAVORITES

Claudia Romani in a Bikini Top Playing Soccer in Miami

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Kelly Brook 2013 Calendar Preview Provide Even More Brook Bodacious Body Goodness

By Bill Swift | October 9, 2012 @ 8:38 am

Kelly Brook Amazing 2013 Calendar Pics in Nuts Magazine

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We can see the future here at Egotastic! I'm 100% certain that on January 1, 2013, photos of Kelly Brook in skimpy swimsuits will be hanging on the walls in our office and that I will be cautioning members of our staff to keep their pants on in her presence. And that's just the female staff. That's how deep the Kelly Brook sextastic runs.

Featured in photos from her 2013 Calendar, the good folks at Nuts offer up a forecast for hotness for the coming year by way of Britain's top curvy-bodied brunette, a far cry from the skinny loins of the Duchess, Kelly Brook is our British Queen, 365 days a year. Enjoy.

IN BIKINI OR ON A BIKE, WE'D REALLY LIKE TO RIDE KELLY BROOK

Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride

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Candice Swanepoel Swimsuit Pictures Crank Necks and Potentially Injure Other Body Parts

By Bill Swift | August 24, 2012 @ 12:04 pm

Candice Swanepoel Icy Hot Agua De Coco Swimsuit Photoshoot

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Candice Swanepoel stepped away from the Victoria's Secret mothership to lend her bodily assets to Agua de Coco swimswear to produce on of our new favorite Candice pictorials.

If there's one thing Candice does well, it's look amazing in a swimsuit. I know women always complain about how it's so hard to find swimsuits that fit them right, but somehow everything they put on Candice seems to fit her like a perfectly revealing glove. We all have our innate talents, for Candice, it's looking efffin' amazing in a bathing suit, which I'm guessing has proved more lucrative to her than my talent of being able to whistle through my eye socket. She probably does beter at parties too. Enjoy.

CANDICE WAS TO BE THE INSPIRATION OF MANY HAPPY MEN

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Lindsay Lohan White Swimsuit Angelic Boobtastic

By Bill Swift | August 7, 2012 @ 11:20 am

Lindsay Lohan Sexy Poolside Swimsuit Break in Hollywood

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Who says Lindsay Lohan is done? Well, we kind of have a few times, but we're always rooting for one of our original ginger blondes to make a comeback, and while that may be a pipe dream (no pun intended), we do occasionally see glimpses of the still young Lindsay looking more alluring and less like a woman twice her age trying to look younger.

Caught candid in a white swimsuit by her hotel pool, Lindsay revealed a few of the key assets we've always loved on her freckled body, and even seemed to add in a little 'yeah, I'm still pretty hot' confident look that bodes well for some, any, chances at a recovery of some sort. Fingers (and legs) crossed here on Lindsay's behalf. Enjoy.

LINDSAY LOHAN BIKINI PICS FROM JUST A COUPLE BIRTHDAYS AGO

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Paris Hilton Shows a Side of Herself We Kind of Admire

By Bill Swift | August 7, 2012 @ 7:10 am

Paris Hilton Enjoys a Swim in a Black Swimsuit in Italy

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Paris Hilton Topless

When Billionaire Barbie is a'courting, the clothes come off easy. 5 Photos »

Perhaps we've been too harsh on Billionaire Barbie over the years. All the focus on her car crashes and jail time and lady nest cocaine stowaway jobs. Perhaps it's time we stopped the judging, cleaned the slate and started with a whole new outlook on Paris -- and that new outlook is her booty

There's really no denying that at 31 years of age Billionaire Barbie maintains a tight little rump, the kind of rump you take on vacation to Italy where boot flashing is indigenous. Rumor has it that Paris has a brand new boyfriend, which can only mean one thing (well, two if you count the obligatory call to the boyfriend from the County Health Department) -- Paris is going to be on the 'make a strong impression' run for some time to come. So we can expect much more of her good side(s). Enjoy.

Mischa Barton Pink Swimsuit Pics Reveal a Return to O.C. Form

By Bill Swift | July 30, 2012 @ 2:29 pm

Mischa Barton Sunbathes in a Pink Swimsuit in Ibiza

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Mischa Barton is one of those 'never know what you're gonna get' celebrities that you, well, never know what you're going to get when next you ogle her.

At times over the past several years, she's looked more than rough around the edges, or even lost her edges, and at other times she's looked like the Mischa Barton of old that we well remember dirty-boys-who-do-dirty-things-to-themselves quite delighting in in their private time fantasies.

In her current incarnation in a pink swimsuit on the beaches of Ibiza, Mischa looks rather like horny-inducing Mischa once again, with some new toned looking legs and a body that may not be quite ready yet for skimpy bikini, but it's getting there. A most improved award is definitely in order. Enjoy.