Sideboob Posts:

Emily Palos Hosed Down Sideboob Hotness in C-Heads

It's not all that hard. Hot blonde L.A. model, a hose, a fan, some skimpy outfits, somebody grab a camera because we're about to make magic. As C-Heads magazine did with fair hottie Emily Palos in a photo shoot where she's both dripping wet and wind blown naughty and all kinds of memorable peeks.

Not having much experience ogling Emily in the past, naturally I am giving her the all over examination with my retinal cones so I can memorize every inch of her oustandingly sextastic body. Like a dog sniffing a new acquaintance, I'm never quite comfortable until I can re-draw every nook and cranny of a woman with charcoal on paper with my eyes closed. I usually need about an hour, depending on how long I linger on the inner thighs. That is my weak spot. Welcome to Egotastic!, Emily. Linger while. We have dip. Enjoy.

Ashlee Simpson Sideboob In A Red Hot Swimsuit

The lovely Ashlee Simpson showed off her gorgeous plums in a sexy red swimsuit in Bali. Ashlee's suit is mostly not there at all. The sides and back are completely gone. This allows us a view of glorious sideboob, and oh what a sideboob it is! Unlike her older sister Jessica, Ashlee's ta'tas are more understated but no less sexy. I've always had more of a thing for Ashlee than Jessica. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because she seems a little more "girl next door" to me than her bombshell sister. That's why I'm glad Ashlee and her funbags have resurfaced of late after many years out of the spotlight. What I know for sure is that if she keeps wearing stuff like this crypto-Baywatch boobtacular bathing suit, she is going to be in the news a lot more.

Bali is really far away. She should try being scantily clad closer to home. American beach goers need sideboob too, ya know.

Yasmine Colt Sideboob Splish Splashy Sextastic in Aruba Bikini Shoot

Yasmine Colt hails from Venezuela, but now currently resides in my libido in her wet half-shirt and bikini bottom flashing her amazingly hot sideboob and all over fine female form in the shallows of Aruba. Wow. The silly 138 Water people who don't actually seem to be selling any water have outdone themselves this time with this foreign beauty. She is, wow. Yasmine we really need to talk about what your side of hot funbags is doing to my nervous system right about now.

The wonderful thing about the world of the sextastic is just when you think you've seen it all, along comes another name, another face, another wickedly hot mostly nekkid body to prove that the sextastic is truly a never ending, constantly replenishing, domain of goodness. Yesterday, I didn't even know of Yasmine Colt, today, I want to have her babies. It happens that fast. What a great world. Enjoy.

Daisy Lowe Sweet Sideboobs and Deep Cleavage for the GQ Awards

I don't know if it was the Woman of the Year or Man of the Year Awards, or if they're one in the same. After catching sight of Britty model hottie Daisy Lowe and her tremendous teats barely contained in her racy outfit for the ceremony, I lost track of the not the least bit important award show details. Daisy Lowe has always been a charming exhibitionist, though not a super public attention seeker. At least not enough for my tastes. But when she decides to give it her one-hundred percent, wow, she can really own a red carpet.

We applaud the ladies who bare their udders with utter disregard for silly social standards of modesty. If you got it, flaunt it. The kids will be okay, trust me. They suckle those yams to sustain and nurture. Nobody but the misled finds anything wrong with beautiful women showing off their bounty. This is part of what keeps me going day after day. Knowing the battle continues. Also, you know, getting paid to stare at Daisy Lowe's ridiculously hot body. I'd say it's 50-50. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Sideboobs Are Sexpendables at London Premiere

See how I combined Sextastic with Expendables and made up a whole new SEO search term? That's why I earn my minimum wage dollars instead of loafing around like, well, like I do most of the time. Kimberley Garner inspires such genius creativity on my part, with her absolutely stunningly perfect petite framed body and whoever is brilliantly advising her on her choice of public wardrobe.

Kimberley specializes in sideboob for evening affairs, as she was showing off at the U.K. premiere of The Expendables Part Eleventeen, where the guys break into a drugstore late night for Bengay and hearing aids. I'm sure it's genius. Though not nearly as naturally magnificent as Kimberley Garner's blessed funbags. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Flashing Her Summer Peaches in The Big Apple

Chrissy Teigen is not a particularly shy girl. She speaks her mind. And wears her mind, or doesn't mind wearing very little, even for public promenades down the streets of New York wherein her faptastic funbags nearly fell out of her braless top for just such a stroll.

Chrissy's profile has definitely been raised yet again this year with all her SI notoriety, celebrity marriage, and just a whole bunch of outstandingly sextastic photoshoots and appearance. And let's not forget just an open top with no bra for a summer's amble. Chrissy knows how to promote. We know how to ogle. This makes for a naturally synergistic relationship. Boobs! Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Sideboob for Jet Skiing Maxium Aerodynamics in Ibiza

Leave it to lovable Lindsay Lohan to figure out how to show sideboob even in an unlikely jet-skiing suit. Ultimately sideboob is what Lindsay is best known for, at least in her completely sober moments when she's fully aware of what she's showing off. It's a nice look in its own way. It certainly get you first dibs on Jet-skis at the dock.

Lindsay has been tearing her way through the Riviera region this July with various showy outfits, boyfriends, and boats. It's nice just to see her having fun again after so much, well, not so much work, but I guess legal stress. I'm not sure the neoprene is the most flattering material for Lindsay these days, but as always, I do appreciate her thoughtfulness. Enjoy.