Beauty pageant winner and owner of the place in my heart where flexibly hot yoga girls reside, Lisa Opie, opted for a braless stroll around Miami in the warm December weather and the world may never be the same. Okay, not a tidal shift, but every time a sweet sextastic woman flashes her untethered udders in public, an Egotastic fairy gets its wings.
This whole braless trend really is something that needs more adulation and support, if not blind drooling attention. While I feel for the lingerie and bra makers whose bottom lines might be suffering, the bulk of the ogling gentleman world might delight in the upstairs commando fashion trend that has taken hold among the hot female set. I’m not complaining. I’m too busy leering. Lisa Opie, this is a sweet sideboob treat indeed. Enjoy.
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Ellie Goulding‘s sideboob is amazingly amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hottie Playboy model Carla Howe might release a sex tape with Wiz Khalifa. (TMZ)
Jennifer Aniston is topless in Allure Magazine, y’all. (Huffington Post)
Kahili Blundell has got some copious ta-tas. Copious. (Hollywood Tuna)
Alexis Ren in a bikini? Don’t mind if I do. (Popoholic)
Miss World Rolene Strauss is pretty friggin’ hot. (COED)
Newsflash: Serena Williams‘ booty is out of control. (Celebslam)
There’s something about this water that makes hot girls with sweet ta’s want to pour it all over their chests. That might be the precise purpose in fact. Which actually makes it many multiples more useful than for drinking. I can find a fountain or a tap. I want a bottled water that perfectly moistens the white tank tops barely covering the faptastic funbags of hot L.A. models like Kayla Swift.
The oddly prodigious photo crew from 138 Water took Kayla out to the shores of Laguna Beach to get her nice and wet and all kinds of sideboob spectacular. You’d be hard pressed to find a hotter pose for a buxom brunette than the ones Kayla is striking along the Southern California shoreline. Bottled water may be en vogue, but I’ll take a salty splash from Big Blue on a woman’s curves for my visual beverage, thank you very much. Well done, Kayla Swift. I sure hope we’re not related, or if we are, neither of us says anything about it until after we’re exhausted from our passionate mating. Incest vibes can really ruin the mood. Enjoy.
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I know, it’s hard to imagine anyone hold an important fashion event without me being in attendance to comment on the haute couture. I am after all ranked number 17 in the world by Uppity Fashion Critics magazine’s Top 100 Snooty Fashionistas. Something I’m both proud of and tremendously ashamed at the very same time. But the British Fashion Awards took place without me, but by way of far greater gets, they did have a gaggle of sextastic celebrities decked out in their finest in my stead.
Kendall Jenner looked quite desirable, as did young model Suki Waterhouse in a see-through top, Rihanna braless, and Rita Ora looking cleavetastic as usual, but never taken for granted. That right there was several eyefuls of hot lady boobtastic strutting the red carpet and making clothes be somewhat relevant on a woman for at least one London evening. Next year, I’ll expect a front row invitation, BFA’s. And, please, don’t hector me if you happen to notice I’m on my back on the runway with my camera facing up. It’s how I relax my tense back. Enjoy.
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Chrissy Teigen definitely falls into our braless boobtastic brigade of sextastic celebrities these days who seem keen on keeping their bras buried deep in the drawers I tend to inspect when pretending I’m the exterminator. And she has the funbags to extol such a braless public virtue.
Spotted dangling her lovely ta-ta’s on the street of Manhattan, Chrissy was running to and fro in her low cut and commando top, ensuring that her Eurasian winter melons would be nearly bare for the cameras. Wow, that is one fashionable look I can definitely stand behind. Or in front of, whilst drooling. I’ll say this for Chrissy Teigen, she’s never ever boring. I have other things to say about her luscious teats but I’m writing that down in my personal journal of erotic sonnets. Enjoy.
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Sultry vixen Bai Ling wore a very provocative outfit to a movie premiere. It’s so weird it’s hard to describe. Basically she wore a strip of cloth over her ginormous funbags and a see-through skirt that has a big red flower over her…um…lady flower. The result is some sideboob for the ages. In fact, it’s all kinds of boob, top, bottom, side, and cleavage. The only thing missing is the nips…barely. Bai Ling has a spectacular rack. They are the kind of boobies that might give a man carpal tunnel syndrome from handling them too much. I’m personally willing to take that risk. She’s also got some phenomenal legs which you can see in their entirety since, as I said, her skirt is see-through and she’s not wearing any underwear. You know, besides a flower.
That’s the thing about Bai Ling. She’s always going to do something whacky and sexy to get attention. That’s fine by me. I don’t mind attention seeking behavior if there is plenty of sideboob.
Bai Ling, Sideboob
It’s called symbiosis. Chrissy Teigen loves to bare her braless sweater puppies as much as decently if not legally possible during her Manhattan jaunts. We love to leer endlessly and pretend we’ll be cupping those sweet teats later in an adulterous bubble bath at the Plaza. That might be a pretend specific to my own thoughts, you create your own.
Chrissy found a sideboob cleavy revealing top for a simple promenade in the Big Apple that allowed us to righteously declare once more, sextastic girl with one fine fun parts. The Eurasian alluring model has always tugged at our lower heart strings. Now that she’s been in the public eye more thanks to her high profile marriage and SI cover, we get to delight in Chrissy’s passion inducing skills that much more. She seems very much up to the task. Now, it’s time for us to do our part. Enjoy.