Gigi Hadid’s Metal Top Showcases Major Underboob

Gigi Hadid has on the one top in existence that is capable of taking attention away from her pants. I am starting to think she has a time machine after seeing her in this outfit. Clearly the pants were stolen from some poor Okies during the dustbowl, and that armor was taken from a knight. I do not know what style this would be called, but let’s go with medieval dirt urchin for now.

The good thing about wearing a top made out of metal is that it directs sunlight up to your face so that you can keep a nice tan going even if it is overcast. It is like in the movies when some old leathery faced woman spent all day tanning and used what looked like a windshield sun blocker to help speed up the process.

I have to reference it being done in the movies because I have never actually seen this tactic used in real life, aside from seeing Gigi right now. I do not know why those people were so adamant about having their faces ten shades darker than the rest of their bodies, but I support them in their crusade against the pale faces.

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