Abbey Clancy The Very Best Sideboob On The Blue Carpet

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aldo-vallon - March 6, 2018

There needs to be an open carry permit issued to women in regards to their ability to bare sideboob, because there is too much at risk when they have it hanging out all willy-nilly. It should only be after an intensive vetting process that a woman like Abbey Clancy be allowed to show off such an amazing view of boobage. The collateral damage of such a decision is simply too high to leave up to just one woman in regards to when and where she can have it on display.

Think of all the marriages at risk of failure when Abbey struts by. If her sideboob was not so prominently on display then they might have stood a chance. I say might have stood a chance because it is still Abbey Clancy that is walking by, and her face alone could be enough for a father of three to abandon everything and follow her around like she is a Grateful Dead concert tour. I have seen it happen so many times that I am no longer shocked anymore to see it happen again. It is like when I am babysitting a kid and they end up drinking a bottle of Windex. I no longer freak out; I simply induce vomiting and go back to relaxing.


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