Madison Beer Wins The Cleavage Contest For Paris Fashion Week

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brian-mcgee - January 16, 2019

You know the old saying, it's fashion week somewhere, and apparently it was fashion week in Paris and did you hear the news, Madison Beer won the Cleavage Contest! Hot diggity dog, that's right! Madison Beer, she with the name that sounds like a Milwaukee-specific insult for watered down lager, is the official winner of the Paris Fashion Week Cleavage Contest, and oh doctor, what a contest it was!

There were times when I thought perhaps Madison Beer wouldn't win the Cleavage Contest or that her choice of a denim top might get her disqualified, but I guess Jay Leno was one of the judges or something because she prevailed, denim and all. So congrats to Madison Beer, the winner of the all-important Cleavage Contest at Paris Fashion Week.

This is a big deal, because if she takes the crown at any two of the other 49 fashion weeks to come this year, she'll end up taking home the grand prize, which I believe is a washer/dryer this year. Good luck to Madison Beer and all the competitors, and to those of you playing along at home. If you've been keeping track, we're currently at 3 Fashion Weeks down, 49 to go! What a time to be alive!

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