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Joanna Krupa Sideboob Makes Fashion Fun Again, Polish Style

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2013 @ 11:58 am

Joanna Krupa Sideboob at Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show in Warsaw

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Belusted Polish-American beauty and Miami Housewife, Joanna Krupa took her hotness show back to the home country, for some type of fashion shindig in Warsaw, which gave Joanna the chance to remind everybody in Poland what they lost when her family moved to the U.S., that is one of the hottest women on the planet, and one not afraid to show a sweet-ton of sideboob in the public arena.

Now, we know nothing about fashion, but we do know that any dress that flashes the spectacular teats of Joanna Krupa, well, that deserves the blue ribbon. Or whatever award it is they give out at these uppper-crusty events. Enjoy.

JOANNA KRUPA STUNNED THE LAST TIME SHE WAS IN POLAND

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More More Fortescue Twins, Sunbathing Without Bikini Tops (Though Ta-Side Down)

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2013 @ 9:30 am

TUrn OVer Young Ladies!

Rosie and Lily Fortescue Sunbathing Without Their Bikini Tops

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We are slowly but surely falling in lust with the dual-bikini action guns a-blazin' exhibitionist stylings of the Made in Chelsea twin sisters, Rosie Fortescue and Lily Fortescue.

While as recently as, oh, five minutes, we declared Lily to be our favorite of the two sisters, we can't help but remember that our hierarchy of pervy lust places anything to do with hottie twins well above any individual 1:1 encounter, therefore, the site of the swinging sisters sunbathing without bikini straps threw us into a tizzy of a tingly sort. Now, if we can just get you girl to turn over for a minute whilst we adjust our optical nerves... Enjoy.

Jessica Biel Sideboob Is the Best Thing to Happen Since She Got Married

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 8:25 am

Jessica Biel Flashes Sideboob at 'Hitchcock' Premiere in Beverly Hills

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While Justin Timberlake may be benefitting from regular boot knockings from his new bride, Jessica Biel (albeit, a survey of my married friends shows that there is a 100% likelihood of a decrease in that department moving forward), we have been suffering as Jessica has put her delicious body into hiding of late, perhaps harkening back to olden days when a taken woman became fully clothed and cut off any sextastic views in public, lest she create lust in other men's hearts.

Well, here's the deal, all we have in our hearts is lust, so we were damn glad to see Jessica at the Hitchcock film premiere in Beverly Hills finally showing a bit of sideboob, some sweet skin, for the benefit of those of us who have been passion-tracking Jessica since before it was even polite to talk about in public. We'll take it. We miss you, Jessica. Mrs. or Ms., does not matter to us. Enjoy.

AT ONE TIME, JESSICA BIEL WAS THE HOTTEST OGLING TICKET IN HOLLYWOOD

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Lady Gaga Sideboob Continues Her Body Part Flashing South American Tour

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 10:54 am

Lady Gaga Reveals Her Sideboob in Argentina

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Gaga Bound and Topless

Lady Gaga Shows Massive Cleavage at the MuchMusic Awards

Lady Gaga likes to get her freak on and her clothes off. 19 Photos »

At some point some months ago, Lady Gaga and her team decided that the pop diva who appeals mainly to teenaged girls and to my buddy Kai Stevens who was dropped on his head as a child (literally, Kai was dropped on his head as a child, repeatedly, by his mom who claimed to be clumsy, but I think we all knew exactly what was going on by the fifth drop) was going to chart a new course to present herself as a 20-something, skin-flashing female music star, see if she could start building a rep among the straight males of the species.

The latest whistle in her whistle-stop tour of South America took Gaga to Argentina where she was flashing some serious sideboob on the streets of the fair nation. Well, we'll leave if for you to decide how her campaign to attract dudes is working. Enjoy.

Kendra Wilkinson Flashes Gamer Sideboob in Unbuttoned Top for Mortal Kombat Party

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2012 @ 8:49 am

Kendra Wilkinson Flashing Deep Cleavage at Mortal Kombat Party in Hollywood

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Kendra Wets Her Top

Sometimes, a girl just needs to pour water on her chest in public 10 Photos »

At some moment in every ex-stripper's life, there must come a time when you take an honest, 360-self assessment of your skills and abilities and talents and potentials, and then just realize, it's time to unbutton your top just a little bit more before going out.

Such was the exhibition put on by Kendra Wilkinson at the Mortal Kombat party in Hollywood over the weekend, where just an un-buttoned top turned Kendra Wilkinson from 'Hey, is that what's her name from the Playboy thing?' to 'Holy smokes, did you see Kendra Wilkinson's boob revealing top?' Sometimes, honestly really is the best policy. Enjoy.

Lady Victoria Hervey Raises Cackles With Sideboob at Posh London Event

By Bill Swift | July 26, 2012 @ 9:02 am

Lady Victoria Hervey Shows Sideboob at Sports For Peace-Fundraising

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What does it mean to be a Lady? Well, it is some kind of royal title when your mum and dad are the 15th Earl of so-and-so or the 4th Duchess of Pishposh, or in the case of Lady Victoria Hervey, just barely blue blood tax evaders and pretty much scam artists. Such is the state of royalty, oh, since it's inception.

What is the real job of Lady Victoria Hervey, the 30-something society girl? Well, dating famous dudes, pretending to operate various boutique businesses, hiding from creditors, and, every now and then to stay relevant, posing in some skin-baring fashion at upscale events to draw the paparazzi cameras in tight, as Lady Victoria did at the Sports for Peace Fundraising Ball in London last night, flashing all kinds of sideboob on the red carpet.

Now, outside of our fate to impregnate Kate Middleton, our passion for royal following is quite limited. However, female flesh, be it regal or common, that we will follow to the ends of the earth. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Sideboob Stands in for the Checkered Flag at Monaco Grand Prix

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2012 @ 11:01 am

Nicole Scherzinger Sideboob at the Monaco Grand Prix

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Nicole Scherzinger knows how to step it up for the big events.

The former Pussycat Doll turned X-Factor judge and general go-to girl for F-1 champ Lewis Hamilton, greeted fans at the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend with a nice eyeful or two or her twin delicious side-dollops beneath her designed dress, causing more than one driver to swerve out of control and out of the race. Such is the power of the boobtastic, it can't be measured in mere horsepower, but in the power to make you all over smile. Enjoy.