There’s something about this water that makes hot girls with sweet ta’s want to pour it all over their chests. That might be the precise purpose in fact. Which actually makes it many multiples more useful than for drinking. I can find a fountain or a tap. I want a bottled water that perfectly moistens the white tank tops barely covering the faptastic funbags of hot L.A. models like Kayla Swift.
The oddly prodigious photo crew from 138 Water took Kayla out to the shores of Laguna Beach to get her nice and wet and all kinds of sideboob spectacular. You’d be hard pressed to find a hotter pose for a buxom brunette than the ones Kayla is striking along the Southern California shoreline. Bottled water may be en vogue, but I’ll take a salty splash from Big Blue on a woman’s curves for my visual beverage, thank you very much. Well done, Kayla Swift. I sure hope we’re not related, or if we are, neither of us says anything about it until after we’re exhausted from our passionate mating. Incest vibes can really ruin the mood. Enjoy.
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I know, it’s hard to imagine anyone hold an important fashion event without me being in attendance to comment on the haute couture. I am after all ranked number 17 in the world by Uppity Fashion Critics magazine’s Top 100 Snooty Fashionistas. Something I’m both proud of and tremendously ashamed at the very same time. But the British Fashion Awards took place without me, but by way of far greater gets, they did have a gaggle of sextastic celebrities decked out in their finest in my stead.
Kendall Jenner looked quite desirable, as did young model Suki Waterhouse in a see-through top, Rihanna braless, and Rita Ora looking cleavetastic as usual, but never taken for granted. That right there was several eyefuls of hot lady boobtastic strutting the red carpet and making clothes be somewhat relevant on a woman for at least one London evening. Next year, I’ll expect a front row invitation, BFA’s. And, please, don’t hector me if you happen to notice I’m on my back on the runway with my camera facing up. It’s how I relax my tense back. Enjoy.
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Chrissy Teigen definitely falls into our braless boobtastic brigade of sextastic celebrities these days who seem keen on keeping their bras buried deep in the drawers I tend to inspect when pretending I’m the exterminator. And she has the funbags to extol such a braless public virtue.
Spotted dangling her lovely ta-ta’s on the street of Manhattan, Chrissy was running to and fro in her low cut and commando top, ensuring that her Eurasian winter melons would be nearly bare for the cameras. Wow, that is one fashionable look I can definitely stand behind. Or in front of, whilst drooling. I’ll say this for Chrissy Teigen, she’s never ever boring. I have other things to say about her luscious teats but I’m writing that down in my personal journal of erotic sonnets. Enjoy.
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Sultry vixen Bai Ling wore a very provocative outfit to a movie premiere. It’s so weird it’s hard to describe. Basically she wore a strip of cloth over her ginormous funbags and a see-through skirt that has a big red flower over her…um…lady flower. The result is some sideboob for the ages. In fact, it’s all kinds of boob, top, bottom, side, and cleavage. The only thing missing is the nips…barely. Bai Ling has a spectacular rack. They are the kind of boobies that might give a man carpal tunnel syndrome from handling them too much. I’m personally willing to take that risk. She’s also got some phenomenal legs which you can see in their entirety since, as I said, her skirt is see-through and she’s not wearing any underwear. You know, besides a flower.
That’s the thing about Bai Ling. She’s always going to do something whacky and sexy to get attention. That’s fine by me. I don’t mind attention seeking behavior if there is plenty of sideboob.
Bai Ling, Sideboob
It’s called symbiosis. Chrissy Teigen loves to bare her braless sweater puppies as much as decently if not legally possible during her Manhattan jaunts. We love to leer endlessly and pretend we’ll be cupping those sweet teats later in an adulterous bubble bath at the Plaza. That might be a pretend specific to my own thoughts, you create your own.
Chrissy found a sideboob cleavy revealing top for a simple promenade in the Big Apple that allowed us to righteously declare once more, sextastic girl with one fine fun parts. The Eurasian alluring model has always tugged at our lower heart strings. Now that she’s been in the public eye more thanks to her high profile marriage and SI cover, we get to delight in Chrissy’s passion inducing skills that much more. She seems very much up to the task. Now, it’s time for us to do our part. Enjoy.
I think Lady Gaga goes through about 478 costume changes during her 90 minute Art Pop concert performance. That’s a costume change about every second seconds making it impossible for her to do anything but slip in and out of elaborate wardrobe right there on stage. As Gaga did in Milan, baring her top with her back turned momentarily to the crowd to get into yet another crazy colorful look that seems to delight her fans to no end. As for us gentlemen oglers, we’ll peek at the funbags of one of the most famous women in the world simply because that’s our sworn duty as stated in our online certificates.
Lady Gaga may not be everybody’s cup of tea. But along with a few other well known exhibitionist divas, she has helped to raise the bar on the almost mandates showing of skin and booty shaking in thongs for modern female pop stars. If you ignore the musical content, this show-woman-ship phenomenon has been a really good thing. Pop stars have historically gone for the sextastic alluring showy look, but there’s never been anything so blatantly sexual and erotic as it is today. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad for the kids. I know it’s great for me. I’ll leave the social scientists to figure out the kid angle. Enjoy.
Bai Ling knows how to get into character. Also how to get into minimal clothing. You combine the two and the Chinese American thespianic provided blood flow to thousands of nerds over the weekend at the Comikaze convention here in Los Angeles. How hot was Bai Ling? Hot enough that I nearly ventured into the nerd swarm just to see her. Thankfully, somebody I trust slapped me back into reality before I headed out. I remain among the uncontaminated.
Bai Ling really does like to make a sextastic spectacle of herself. She was waving swords and posing and preening in extreme positions in her exhibitionist costume to the point that oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling and geeks had to slip elastic bands over the elastic bands of the Transformers masks they were already wearing. It’s not easy being nerd. Bai Ling and her taut body and sideboobs doesn’t help. Somebody call a fanboy full stop. We need to mop the floors between shows. Enjoy.
Bai Ling, Sideboob