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Lindsay Lohan Sideboob Flashing at Weisses Festival in Austria

If you're Austrian isn't as good as mine, meaning, I know four words, Weisses means white which means this was the White festival where they supposedly celebrate art and film and music but mostly everybody just dressed in white and gets loaded on the good stuff. Which made this  the perfect even for Lindsay Lohan to VIP as she makes her way across Europe for a summer of festivals and events where she can make a little scratch.

Lindsay puts on a good show when the guest of honor, draped in all white and showing off ample sideboob in her braless gown for the evening. Lindsay pimped and preened and had her photo taken with a million and one party guests and was generally convivial and lucid until her 'waters' started to catch up with her a bit. If you look closely at these photos you'll still see some of the sextastic former Lindsay that I still yearn and hope will return one day after perhaps an extended period of clean living. Until then, sideboob gawking it is. There's nothing wrong with that. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Flashing Crackalicking Bikini Booty and Mega Side Boob in Sardinia

I guess all the gossip rags are curious to know if Pamela Anderson is sticking with her current former husband or not. I'm mostly interested to see how her formerly top body in the world is coming along in the veteran hottie department. Naturally, a portion of Pam's fine female form has been aided and assisted by science, but there's no denying when he bikini bottoms come down or her bikini barely contains her still rather bodacious sized pinup rack, her unemployed husband is something of a lucky fellow. Well, that also includes throwing in the boudoir moves we know Pam to have thanks to the Internet, video tape, and a penchant for showing off.

I wouldn't go so far as to label Pamela Anderson one of my fine wines, mellowing with hotness and maturity. But I'd say she's more the bottle of vodka you forgot you left in the freeze three years ago when your buddy insisted that was the bomb idea. She could be very unexpected fun on a Saturday night. Crack is whack! Pamela Anderson, keep it coming. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Touch of Sideboob in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence is not known for her showy wardrobes. The busty blonde hottie thespianic is often dressed in oversized cover up pieces as opposed to sharing the need for bodily attention like so many of her Hollywood peers. Kind of unfortunate really. But once in a while, as in the support of Dior and high fashion in Paris, Jennifer needs to slip into something a little more trendy and expensive and showing off some skin, as she did on the red carpet with a hint of sweet sideboob for the glitterati.

Jennifer Lawrence remains at or near the top of the list for hottie curvy sextastic girl next door for so many red blooded males and even more red blooded Sapphic leaning females. Though her star continues to raise, she seems to keep relatively grounded in her modest demeanor and that smoking hot arrow-shooting body of hers. We'd love to see more, naturally. Maybe someday we shall. But for now, a little bit of Jenny sideboob shall whet our appetites. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Sideboob In The Hamptons

Kim Kardashian showed off her legendary jugs in a tight black tank top in the Hamptons. On her way to lunch she seems to have forgotten her bra and most of her shirt. The result is a bevy, (a bevy I say), of sideboob. You can see 30% of those luscious melons that made Kanye West finally settle down. There is also copious cleavage. The thing I love most about Kim Kardashian is her hatred of wearing a bra. It's a decision every woman has to make and I celebrate her choice, nay right, to show off her nips and sideboobs several times a week.

Also, I didn't know she was in the Hamptons. I'd gladly drive the two hours out there on the off chance that I could see those lovely ta-tas in person. It's like seeing an American institution up close and personal. It's similar to seeing the Lincoln memorial or Grand Canyon only it's better because it's boobs.

Karrueche Tran Flashes Sideboob at Free the Nipple Fundraiser

I do so hate to join causes. It's not that I'm not an incredibly giving, charitable, and also incredibly handsome man. It's just that I typically get behind some celebrity led action only to discover it wasn't exactly what I thought it was, or it was run half-arsed, or I just got on a mailing list for stuffed fluffy ponies. I actually love the ponies.

This Free the Nipple campaign certainly seems like something I would be completely behind. I'm not sure it applies to women walking around the city streets topless, being able to breastfeed in public, or just posting topless pictures to Facebook and Instagram. I'm behind that all. And when Karrueche Tran, among others, shows up to a Free the Nipple fundraiser in Hollywood flashing all kinds of sideboob, well, even if less than nipple, consider me intrigued. Naturally, I'll probably discover after my support that the organization also supports the castration of all men and the removal of the NFL from television to be replaced by more WNBA action. So, apologies in advance. Enjoy.

Nicola Peltz Sultry Sideboob at Transformers Premiere in Hong Kong

Okay, I'm going to bitch about Transformers: Age of Extinction, and I'm pretty sure I won't really like it, but I'm definitely going. I think that either says something about me or about humanity, but probably just me. I actually kind of dug the very first Transformers flick, and Megan Fox, well, that was iconic, but it's been a long not so slow downhill since that title. Still, I'm every bit the sucker. And, how I wish Nicola Peltz would pick me off the rack to lick. Yes, I said that.

The hot young femme fatale making her big breakout feature in the new Transformers movie was flashing all kinds of my-time-is-now at the Hong Kong premiere of the film this week. Indeed, Nicola, your time is now. And probably for many more years to come. The combination of sextastic and talent on this girl mean's the sky's the limit. Now, hopefully she doesn't get stuck with that cluck of a role they gave Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, but either way, Nicola's boobtastic is just ready to launch. I can feel it. Enjoy.

Greer Grammer Sideboob Has a Bright and Sexy Future

How to Train Your Sideboob. I'd watch that movie once or a thousand times. But here comes previously lightly known Greer Grammer, daughter of Kelsey Grammer, and on one of those MTV shows I can't bring myself to watch. Naturally, I will turn my attention to hot girls with sideboob no matter the trouble, even the How to Train Your Dragon 2 L.A. premiere where Greer had her big coming out party, going a little risque for the otherwise family friendly event. Though I would note that there's nothing more family friendly than sideboob.

There's always a special thrill when next-gen celebrities get into the sextastic game with a nearly full commitment. Today, Greer Grammer, you have arrived at the doorstep of Egotastic! Push the doorbell and don't be surprised if the front door mat drops you into a chute that leads to my basement bungalow. Bungalow sounds so much nicer than survivalist bunker. We will be very happy together. Enjoy.