When you’re an heiress, Halloween stretches at least a week, if not a month, because you got costumes up the wazoo. In fact, if you’re Billionaire Barbie, you’ve got costumes that are designed to ride you up the wazoo and get you a little extra attention. And Paris does so revel in her annual Halloween get ups. She’ll go through at least five to ten costumes before the holiday is over.
Last night Paris went for something white and furry which looked kind of like feathery duck or goose trying to show off some hot long legs. Though when fowl does that, we tend to lop them off and bake them. With Paris, she more likely got nibbled by a wealthy drunken bachelor. Such is her life. I’m just glad she shares the show off parts with us. Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. Nobody. Enjoy.
Someday, I’d love to run a tequila brand like Casaamigos and have all the hotties in Hollywood show up to my place in cleavy and booty hot costumes that make little sense for grown ups, but every sense in the world for gentleman oglers. I’m not sure at what point Halloween went from being a silly kids holiday centered around cheap costumes and snagging Kit Kats in a pillow case to six-figure parties with adults decked out in professional makeup and wardrobes flashing their flesh, I’m just glad it happened. Halloween has become the single biggest exhibitionist holiday of the year for so many lovely ladies.
The bevy of ghoulish beauties at the Casaamigos party includes Billionaire Barbie and her pushed up mams, Maria Menounos and one G.I. mega booty, Mindy Robinson and her hot all over female form, Kate Hudson squeezably zombie butt, and much more. Granted, it’s not even Halloween until next week, but in places where everybody has their own personal makeup artist and wardrobe assistant, you can bet Halloween becomes and entire week or more of opportunity to dress up. It’s almost like an office party Hollywood style. Enjoy.
As always these days, I must begrudgingly mention that Billionaire Barbie continues to delight in being who she is more than just about anybody else in this world. Talk about being comfortable in your own skin. This bumbling blonde heiress loves being a bumbling blonde heiress. There’s something actual noble in that if you dig deep enough, as Paris does each morning in her extensive closets to find just the right silly designer outfit for her Barbie adventures.
Paris keeps herself in tip top photographic shape through all the seasons. Not every rich girl can get away with bare midriff looking so fit 365 days a year. But she does. She keeps at it, being the best walking recreational doll she can be. It’s admirable. And I’m looking. And I’m wondering when Ken’s going to pop by in his Lambo and pick her up for a swank date on his yacht. She’s living the dream. Actually, really, a dream. Good for her. Enjoy.
Hall of Fame hottie Paris Hilton was spotted looking leggy as F while on a shopping trip in LA. Paris and her little fuzzball dog were seen strutting around the shopping centers of Los Angeles in a very sexy pair of black stockings, (Paris not the dog). Say what you want about Paris Hilton, she’s got some dynamite legs. They are probably her best feature, I would say. They are long and lean and oh so satisfying. Luckily she also almost always has them prominently displayed. I’ve been a fan of Paris Hilton’s legs for over fifteen years. I can remember writing about how hot they were in my dream journal back in college. Yes, I had a dream journal in college but it was only about girls that I thought were really hot but I stood no chance of ever talking to. That and unicorns.
I’ve always envied the life of Paris Hilton’s dogs. I bet they get fed really well and they get to be carried around next to her boobies all day and see her change her clothes. Oh, to be one day reincarnated as the pocket dog of a hot rich woman.
Paris Hilton wears a bondage thing and it is hot, yo. (Drunken Stepfather)
Nina Agdal should just be in underwear all the time. (Hollywood Tuna)
Hillary Duff shows off her stuff in see-through shirt at a movie premiere. (Huffington Post)
Britney Spears is surrounded by chicks in lingerie. (The Superficial)
In honor of Rosh Hashanah here are some of the hottest Hebrews. (COED)
Charlotte McKinney motorboats a guy on Tosh.0 and it is wonderful. (Busted Coverage)
Vanessa Hudgens is seriously cleavtacular. (Popoholic)
Once again, Billionaire Barbie wins. No, not that stupid miniature dog she bought for eight billion dollars. I’m talking about her fine legs in a short skirt. For all we make fun of the blonde heiress named Paris, she does keep herself in tip top exhibitionist shape. A bit slender, but given her background, fairly nature. But be it international party meccas, or just parking her Ferrari for some Beverly Hills shopping, she always looks like one million dollars. Almost exactly.
Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. I’d probably choose rusty nail to the frontal lobe over being her boyfriend, but thankfully I’ll probably never be posed with that specific option. Still, those legs. Something good to come out of this oppressive heat wave. Nothing wrong with tall and blonde and leggy. Nothing at all. Enjoy.
Socialite, DJ, and hottie Paris Hilton was steaming up the beaches in Ibiza in a tiny white bikini. Paris was probably there checking out the end of summer club scene. Paris likes to wear white bikinis, which is amazing. White tends to become transparent when it gets wet and that is always a good thing. But even if not, it looks amazing against her skin. Paris has one of the greatest racks of the last twenty years and she, luckily, loves to show it off. I remember when I first saw her funbags in a certain night vision video many years ago that I knew she was something special. Now, all this time later, I still believe that when it comes to millionaire heiresses with perfect ta-tas, Paris Hilton is in a category all her own.
She’s also got quite a nice tuchus, as my old Jewish uncles would say. There are some nice shots of her booty in this batch. God bless the telephoto lens.