brian-mcgee - September 14, 2018
Rihanna had that song about shining bright like a diamond, so now she's got a Diamond Ball. Something tells me this is all a set-up for her eventual book Rihanna: All the Balls I've Held.
Of course, the best thing about a Rihanna ball is all the hotties that will be in attendance. This ball was no exception, and kicking things off we've got Paris Hilton. All the kids love Paris Hilton because she shows up and says her catchphrase, "Dy-no-MITE!" and gets paid a million dollars that she then spends on dogs that fit in purses.
Another one all the kids love is Josephine Skriver. What a role model. All the kids look up to Josephine Skriver as the pinnacle of what one can achieve with a last name that sounds like an upper respiratory infection. "Can Jack come out play?" "Sorry kids, he came down with a real bad case of Skriver." "Oh no, my sister died from Skriver." Things of that nature
Jasmine Sanders was also there, heir to world famous chicken empire Popeyes. Didn't see that one coming, did you? Ah, we have a good time and a laugh, don't we?
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