Oooh, Olivia Munn. You get my pressure up in the best way possible. Ever since I first saw you being all sexy and funny on the Daily Show I’ve wanted to get to know you in a mommy/daddy sheet monster time kind of way. Though that will probably not happen, I can admire pics like these of you and dream. First of all, Olivia has got some of the best yabbos of anyone around the Hollywood scene. They are large and delectable. I’d like to have a plaster mold made of her boobage and placed above the mantel at my apartment. She’s also got a tight and toned abdomen as seen in the bare mid-riff pics. But let’s not forget those long luxurious legs. I wouldn’t mind having those laying next to me on a cold winter’s night.
But I digress. What I do know is that she needs to move to the doing nude scenes for art phase of her career. Like, now.
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I don’t keep track of these things too closely, but I believe the brunette fanboy favorite Olivia Munn is still set to be the future Mrs. Aaron Rodgers. She was the future Mrs. Egotastic for some brief period of time in my mind before sanity kicked in. I hate when sanity kicks in. It’s rare, and I try to thwart it, but occasionally it happens. And there went my chance to feel up those luscious legs of Olivia Munn without having to answer for it in court.
Olivia was out on the town in L.A. hitting up some fancy restaurant and showing off those stems in some kind of shorts. The weather’s getting warmer here this week so I’m hoping the revealing outfits stick around for as long as Olivia’s in town. I might just invite her to my local area hot tub slash sauna slash algae farm. I really do miss seeing her in bikinis. At one time a wink alone from Olivia could send two million fanboys into their parent’s basements to expel hand lotion at volume. She’s still got the goods, though perhaps her mainstream move has cost her some of the more suicidal for you types. Those legs ought to bring many back. Enjoy.
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Leggy, Olivia Munn
Actress and serious hottie Olivia Munn took the plunge in this cleavtacular swimsuit for Esquire Mexico. Olivia has got some pretty amazing funbags and, lucky for us, she likes to show them off a lot. They are perfect orbs of awesome booby flesh that I would personally like to inspect closer. I remember when I first saw her on The Daily Show and couldn’t pay attention to the jokes because I was so mesmerized by her chest. As if her ta-tas wasn’t enough to slake your thirst, she’s also showing off her incredible legs. I would very much like to have those silky gams wrapped around my waste, yes, please, and thank you.
Olivia is my type of woman, funny and giant-breasted. She could tell me funny jokes while I motorboated those bad boys.
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Olivia Munn and Gwyneth Paltrow were both on hand at the premiere of the new Johnny Depp movie Mortdecai and they brought their boobage with them. Olivia was wearing a see-through black dress that showed off all the cleav. Olivia has got a nice bouncy pair that always make my day. She is so hot, y’all. I remember first spotting her on The Daily Show and thinking that there was a girl with some talent. And boobs, lots of boobs. Not to be outdone, Ms. Paltrow wore a blue dress with open vents on the side and, whoopsie, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is a nice view of her pert perkies’ sideboob. I’ve been a fan of those ta-tas ever since I saw them in Shakespeare in Love back in the day. Yeah, I saw Shakespeare in Love. A man has to take his girl to see the occasional chick flick, doesn’t he?
But what I do know is if they are in this Mortdecai movie I’m going to definitely check that out even though Johnny Depp kinda gets on my last nerve.
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It’s time. This is always our main social candid event of the week. The time when we bring out the big guns of the boobtastic self-published variety. When Tinsel Town ego meets Egotastic in one divine summarial roundup of the social media candids. It is hardly wavering, it is epically growing, I could not be a more pleased man. Flip through these photos and follow me into deep passion. I mean don’t follow me directly, wait like an hour please.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her teenaged tubes, Olivia Munn cleavetastic with puppies, Tara Reid covering her barest of essentuals, Selena Gomez cleavage, Kendall Jenner in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of the Chuck E. Cheese Inedible Pizza Bowl to check out each and every one of these wicked hot and revealing celebrity shared candids. Enjoy.
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thy name is erection. Oops, I meant to just think that. But, damn, girl, Olivia Munn girl I mean, you are looking mighty nice.
Olivia Munn hit the Letterman show in leather style, a slit skirt so slit you could ogle and fancy her toned legs from up to several blocks away. Mmm, Olivia Munn in leather. It truly is a heavenly combo at least in the heaven filled with hot girls in leather where I intend to go after passing away from making the sexy with more girls than Leo Dicaprio. It could happen.
Olivia Munn has been looking rather stellar of late. It could be the NFL QB boinkings. They do seem to work magic on the ladies. I’m just happy she’s sharing the sextastic parts with the rest of us. Did I mention, Olivia Munn in leather is crazy hot? Enjoy.
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I must admit to being guilty of so incessantly leering ever so politely at Olivia Munn and her usual cleavetastic that I’ve often overlooked the legs on the girl next door hottie turned big time TV star. I really must re-train myself to ogle all over, head to toe, to to head, and all the yummy bits in betwixt.
Olivia Munn rather inconspicuously made her way through the streets of Manhattan in some late summer shorts that showed off her carressable stems, if you be Aaron Rodgers or someone of the NFL MVP ilk I suppose. I like to think I’m close. But close doesn’t get you those legs wrapped around you to keep in the heat when the weather turns to Fall. Alas, they can never take away my right to stare and drool and wonder. Enjoy.