brian-mcgee - August 21, 2018
Watch your step, it's so hot in here you might get burned. Look out! This might be the hottest, sexiest, steamiest MTV Video Music Awards ceremony ever.
Ah, who am I kidding, this is probably third or fourth sexiest at best. I mean, you can't blame me for wanting to be hyperbolic, as that hyperbole likely got your attention in the first place. And now look at us. You're here looking vaguely unimpressed and I'm embarrassed for exaggerating in the first place.
But I wasn't being facetious. I mean, you could consider this year's VMAs the sexiest one of them all, and that's your right. I just want to remind you that there are easily three or four other contenders for that title. It's not outside the realm of possibility, these things have been going on for nearly forty years at this point.
Anyway, what am I doing arguing in favor of the point you were probably about to make? Sorry about that, I totally stole your thunder. Sound off in the comments section below about which year's VMAs were the sexiest, since you're sooooooooo unimpressed with this year's crop of hotties.
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