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Amber Lancaster Is The Hottest New MTV High School Cheerleader

By Bill Swift | June 9, 2010 @ 9:29 am

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Say hello to Amber Lancaster, best new almost-thirty-year-old, super sexy, TV high school cheerleader, from the new risque comedy on MTV, The Hard Times of RJ Berger. I like Amber Lancaster. I like cheerleaders (and Amber used to be a real-life cheerleader for the Seattle Seahawks). I am very excited about Amber Lancaster as the object of sexual fantasy cheerleader in this show. Granted, we won't see Amber nude on MTV, but, hot girls in lingerie is a blessing hardly in disguise. I used to complain about the fact that MTV no longer plays music videos. Today, I stop complaining. Enjoy.

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Kylie Minogue Flashes Sexy Booty in New Music Video

By Bill Swift | May 11, 2010 @ 11:21 am

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Are you a 41-year old Australian woman? No? Well, then you don't know the accomplishment of having an ass as ridiculously ageless as Kylie Minogue, very sexy on the set of her new music video, All The Lovers. You may not enjoy her music, and, honestly, unless you're still attending high school parties, you should not, but you must respect that butt. Back in 1988, when I first saw Kylie Minogue, I prayed by my bedside that her amazing booty would never fade. Some prayers are answered.

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Heidi Montag is Sorry for Her Crappy Video

By phil | August 27, 2008 @ 1:13 am

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I wasn't going to post Heidi Montag's new music video for her "song," Overdosin', because I fucking hate her, and her "music" is shit. She sucks, and all things connected to her suck. Including her fake tits, fake nose, fake lips, and fake boyfriend.

That being said, it turns out she's even more retarded than everyone thought, since she actually uploaded the wrong video to YouTube. That's right, the only reason I'm writing about her crappy video is so that you can laugh at it (even more than you would have originally laughed at it). Shit, she can't even lip-sync properly in a music video.

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Hayden Panettiere “Wake Up Call” Music Video

By phil | July 17, 2008 @ 2:05 am

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Yes, that's right, Hayden Panettiere is the latest actress to try and cross over into the music world, and the results are pretty much what you'd expect: Over-produced pop pablum, that you'll forget seconds after listening. But at least Hayden looks good in the music video for "Wake Up Call," and shows off her thong underwear. After all, that's all that matters, right?

It certainly doesn't matters that the lyrics of the song are all about how she's going to cheat on her boyfriend to make him pay attention to her. Except that the only people who will actually listen to this song are the pre-pubescent girls who are actually impressionable enough to think that's healthy relationship behaviour.

Update: Turns out this whole thing is basically just an extended ad for Candie's, the fashion label that Hayden is the face of. Yay capitalism!

And here are some pictures of Hayden showing off what cleavage she has at some event that was held the other night. Does it really matter what event it was?

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Mariah Carey’s Bikini Gets Photoshopped in Elle

By phil | July 9, 2008 @ 3:28 am

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It seems like everywhere you turn, these days, there's Mariah Carey in a bikini. Mariah Carey bikini pictures in Vibe magazine. Mariah Carey's bikini music video. Mariah Carey bikini pictures in I-D magazine. And now these Mariah Carey bikini pictures in the August issue of Elle magazine. Okay, Mariah, we get it, you like bikinis. Now try something else. Of course, the same could be said about me...

Oh, and while Mariah might look pretty good in real life, she doesn't look that good. Lay off the Photoshop, Elle.

t.A.T.u. Nude Music Video

By phil | May 16, 2008 @ 2:08 am

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t.A.T.u. is back, and now t.A.T.u. is naked. The faux-lesbian, Russian, teen pop stars, have released an uncensored version of their new single "Beliy Plaschik" (White Robe in English), which features both members of t.A.T.u. nude.

In the past, the brunette singer, Yulia Volkova has gone nude or topless, but this is the first time we've ever seen redheaded Lena Katina nude. And if you're wondering (happily) why Yulia Volkova's breasts are noticably larger in this video, it's because she was totally pregnant when this video was shot.

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Keeley Hazell “Sings” in “Voyeur” Music Video

By phil | April 28, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

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Keeley Hazell is probably best known for having the best boobs in Britain, but now she wants to proove she's got a set of lungs to match. Yes, that's right, everyone's favourite topless model now wants a singing career. Check out her debut single entitled "Voyeur," a none too subtle reference to her day job where she gets naked.

So can she sing? Well, these days, all you need is a microphone and a copy of ProTools, and anyone can sing. Especially if they're really just talking the lyrics like Keeley does. But with lyrics like "Your eyes are good to me," and "I don't care, you can stare" it doesn't really matter what she's saying.

Thankfully she hasn't forgotten her roots. From sexy lingerie and leather outfits, to dancing on stripper poles, this video has just about everything you'd expect from a Keeley Hazell music video, including some nice close ups of her greatest talents.

Of course, it's not like Keeley doesn't have any experience in the Pop world. In fact, she did her best impressions of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Madonna for ZOO magazine. And by best impression, I mean topless, of course. Check out ZOO for lots more Keeley pics.

Keeley topless as Britney Spears

Keeley topless as Christina Aguilera

Keeley topless as Madonna