Movie Premiere Posts:

Emma Watson Wicked White Hot at Noah Premiere in London

Well, I think I just figured out who's going in my boat when it comes time to pick a woman to repopulate the planet with post-flood. Emma Watson. Just so hot.

Emma looked ridiculously amazing as a woman can while fully dressed on the red carpet of the Noah premiere last night in London. Her white slit dress showing off her legs and figure and making Hermione look all decked out and grown up and ready to climb aboard my ark for our important be fruitful and multiple mission. Even the animals will be made nervous by of our primal procreative screams. I care not. Nor am I ever going to release the dove to check for dried land. I'll just keep sailing with Emma. Damn she looks so fine. Enjoy.

Maggie Q and Her Amazing Pantiless Leg Show on ‘Divergent’ Red Carpet

You know I'm a man who loves a little leg, but I super lust a whole lot of leg, the kind of gam show Maggie Q was putting on last night on the red carpet for the movie premiere of Divergent. Damn diddy damn,

I don't know who invented that dress design, but perhaps they deserve a Nobel Prize in the field of great leg teasery, though clearly Maggie is doing most of the hard work, including the skipping of the traditional lady's undergarment. She makes it look so easy. This has to go on my early list for Best Dressed of 2014, albeit I bet she looks even finer when she takes it off. Score one big victory for hot long legs already today. Love them. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic for The Winter Soldier Premiere

Well, there are a couple upsides to the Scarlett Johansson pregnancy I can see all the way from here. The bouncy hot actress hit the red carpet of the Captain America: The Winter Soldier and was looking all kinds of extra bosomy special. Those glorious funbags of hers will definitely become that much more glorious even as she is likely taken off our form fitting bikini and wardrobe list for at least a little while now.

As always, I do fret when some of our favorite sextastic celebrities become with child as to the future of their visual display efforts. But I've mostly been proven to be unduly concerned, though a few key hottie losses through the years means I will continue to lose sleep until we once more see Scarlett looking MILF fine on her first post-child bikini vacation. I await. And pray. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Has Long Legs And She Knows How to Use Them

Seeing Amber Heard and her long legs is kind of bittersweet to me. Yes, hella sextastic legs on the red carpet for the 3 Days to Kill premiere in Los Angeles last night. But, then again, I'm reminded how those legs may never be intertwined with the legs of another hot woman ever again. At least until the Depp divorce is finalized in 2017 or what have you.

Amber, don't forget your roots so easily. Hot sweaty wet scissor kissing with some other fairer sex gender bodies nearly as fine as your own. Please, don't forsake this special kind of lust so easily, just for the chance to marry a hunky movie star. The world needs hot lipstick lesbians now more than ever. First, the L-Word goes off the air. Now this. Don't leave us with just Ellen. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Low Cut Sextastic for ‘Gimme Shelter’ Premiere

I thought 2013 might be the year of Vanessa Hudgens. But the way 2014 is starting out for the minxy hot brunette, I probably spoke too soon. Between her low cut cleavetastic Golden Globes after party appearance Sunday evening, and now this little black boobtastic number at the L.A. premiere for the film, Gimme Shelter, Vanessa is showing why she has quickly climbed the ranks of hottest 'it' girl in Hollywood.

Last year we saw Vanessa really picking up her game for Spring Breakers and other more adult and grown up fare. This has included a rigorous workout schedule with her friends and little sister. It all seems to be paying off splendidly, both for Vanessa and for all of us. Just look at that killer body the former Disney star is flaunting these days. The sky's the limit for Vanessa. Hopefully, she won't notice her top falling down the next time she's up there. Enjoy.

Meagan Good Rip-roarious Deep Cleavage at Anchorman 2 Premiere in London

Why the heck not? That's my life's motto, seemingly adopted by Meagan Good who plunged the plunging neckline on her dress at the Anchorman 2 premiere in London to plunge worthy depths. She's in a movie that's about to make a small fortune. A comedy no less. Why the heck not bring out both barrels of your cleavy goodness and steal the red carpet over in Jolly Old England? Um, that's rhetorical I guess.

Meagan looked downright amazing and if you weren't going to see the movie just because it's going to be effin' hilarious, Meagan gives you two more plenty fine reasons. Enjoy.

I Have A Healthy Obscene Lust Crush on Amy Adams

When they find me passed out in Amy Adams panties drawer, I don't want any of you to say you didn't see it coming. Don't be that neighbor or coworker who acts all shocked when they hear odd news about somebody they thought they knew. I'm telling you now, I have a crazy lust crush on Amy Adams. I want you to tell reporters you totally expected this and surprised I wasn't hauled away with a mouth full of her undergarments sooner.

The coquettishly hot Amy Adams sparkled (I know that's a girly term) on the red carpet for American Hustle in what I'm sure is some quite expensive fancy designer dress that all I could think about was ripping from her sweet female form and declaring one million years of manly evolutionary desire to give her several babies in one sitting. In my mind, everything works out wonderfully after that point. Which is why I choose to live in fantasyland. So much more action than in reality land. Enjoy.