Movie Premiere Posts:

Mila Kunis, Maria Menounos, and Rachel Weisz Drop Some Red Heat on the Yellow Brick Road of Oz Premiere

While early review of Oz: The Great and Powerful, a bit more gentle breeze than epic tornado, we turn our eyes toward what we care most about, a movie premiere that brings out the hotties, as many did last night the Hollywood debut of Oz.

While the girls were told to wear old-school frocks to keep with the theme of the film, that did not prevent co-starlets Mila Kunis and Rachel Weisz from delivering some eye catching bit of decked-outness on the kitschy Yellow Brick Road carpet last night. Throw in Maria Menounos who just shows up to Hollywood events to remind everybody how sextastic she is, and suddenly, we had a potential stinker of a film turn into an evening of must-see visuals. Hot girls make everything better. Enjoy.

Sarah Shahi Flashes Cleavage from The Chest at ‘Bullet to the Head’ Premiere

We've missed Persian hottie Sarah Shahi since her L-Word days. Yes, she's moved on to some other silly shows, but it's just not the same, because we've really missed her sweet sweet body most of all, which, thankfully, she was giving a semi-decent taste of in New York for the Bullet to the Head premiere, the action flick starring Sylvester Stallone and a ton-load of HGH.

Sarah has delighted us many times over the years with her acting style, which we almost kind of actually paid attention to, even as we were leering her up and down, forward and back. Hey, human instinct is a very powerful force. I say this knowing you are ogling Sarah's boob peeks as we speak. Enjoy.

Gemma Arterton Cleavage Whip up Fairytale Fantasies at ‘Hansel and Gretel’ Premiere

While we've yet to see Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, and must admit, we're already rather tired of the re-imagined fairytales (the next up being Jack the Giant Killer), we'd be remiss in our boobtastic responsibilities to the planet if we did not laser pointer up the spilling out cleavage of H&G co-star, Gemma Arterton, who looked like a million boobs bucks at the Hollywood premiere of her fantasy action film.

We're really getting into a serious lust crush with this young British lady of the screen, who we first fell in tingle-time with in her role of Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace, and who like our own beloved hausfrau, Gretchen, was also born with six fingers upon each hand. And, now, Gemma is growing up and blowing up but big time, slated to be filming in four or five new movies just this year.

You'll be seeing a lot more of Gemma Arterton in the near future, hopefully even more than she was showing at her film premiere. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge Brings the Puppies Out for Show at ‘Movie 43′ Red Carpet

We've kind of missed Audrina Patridge. Despite rarely getting more than an 'um' or an 'um, yeah, um' out of the former Hills starlet, we've always dug the helium-headed hottie for her ability to drop some sweet body visuals in public spaces, including last night at the Movie 43 premiere in Hollywood, where Audrina pushes up her chest petals for a little airing out on the red carpet.

Now, one question we often get asked is if we can really respect a girl whose mind numbskulling sensibilities might drive us crazy, despite the fact that she's one sextastic female form. And, of course, the answer is no, not really. But we'd also say that if you're asking such questions about a girl you'd like to slather in hot cocoa and play a game of 'Find the Mini-Marshmallows' with, you're way over-thinking this whole respect thing. Enjoy.

Genesis Rodriguez Flashes Serious Cleavage for Arnie’s ‘Last Stand’

You know about our new thing for Latina hottie Genesis Rodriguez. The bilingual hottie actress featured in the about to be released Schwarzenegger movie, The Last Stand, which probably won't be the last film for the maid-banging defrocked Governor, and definitely will only be one of many more faptastic moments on film for the sultry Genesis.

Stealing the red carpet at last night's L.A. premiere of the film, Genesis showed exactly the kind of skills she can bring to the visual table, including some wicked hot looks and some prime time mammaries ready to party. This is going to be a fun ride. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Unchains a Little Chest, We Feel Our Djangos Tingle

It ain't much, but we do so dig Olivia Wilde, so when she showed up on the red carpet for the Django Unchained premiere in a revealing top, well, we just had to reveal her to you as well.

Olivia Wilde remains one of those sextastic celebrities that we pine, long, and yearn for doing more skin-baring scenes in movies, if not private naughty cell phone pictures. While Olivia has performed quite topless on screen before, and we applaud that with all of our gusto, we really would kill to see much more. Maybe it was that comment she made to a magazine recently about how much she enjoys marathon sex sessions, but we've got a wild-type hankering for Olivia these days. Enjoy.

Ellie Goulding Sheer-Nip Dress, Amanda Seyfriend Cleavage Two More Treats from Les Mis Premiere

While Anne Hathaway stole our hearts at the Les Miserables premiere in London, we'd be remiss if we missed out on mentioning a couple sextastic celebrities who stole our loins.

Britty crooner Ellie Goulding wore a dress of spectacularly see-through proportions, revealing a thinly-veiled display of her English headlights beneath. Apparently, Ellie was rather excited to be seeing Les Mis.

And, our belusted Nordic ice princess Amanda Seyfried did a cleavetastic turn of her own on the red carpet, providing a glimpse of those spectacular funbags she keeps far too secluded beneath her typically well-covering tops. We felt anything but miserable peeking betwixt Amanda's dress. Enjoy.

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