Movie Premiere Posts:

Halle Berry Working What She’s Got at Premiere of ‘The Call’

I don't think Halle Berry is ever going to get old. She just seems to be getting hotter.

Now, I'm not as silly as my female friend who the other day told me she admired Halle Berry for her naturally hot boobs, I mean, let's be real, there are no real boobs in Hollywood. And when they're pointy and proud on a late 40-something actress, they've been handled by an M.D. twice or thrice in the past. Still, Halle Berry is one fine specimen of fairer sexhood, including her appearance last night at the L.A. premiere of The Call, where Halle stole yet another red carpet just by being the girl most guys dreamed about being their squeeze.

Halle Berry sextastic has been around forever, and it's not going away any time soon. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Is the Best Thing About Oz The Great and Powerful

I have a distinct feeling I'm not going to enjoy Oz: The Great and Powerful. Maybe it's just the trail of negativity from a forever production that plowed through tons of potential scripts and writers and casts, determined to make a project that absolutely did not need to be made in the first place. I mean, yes, Hollywood is currently obligated to re-imagine every single family favorite book and cartoon and old movie and fairytale these days, as original ideas scare the bejesus out of their timid executive souls. Still, the original Oz was enough, Move on.

Having said that, without this new Oz, we wouldn't have another round of Mila Kunis at premiere sightings, as we did last night in London where the deep, dark, and sultry brunette with those eyes we want to stare into as we are doing unmentionably naughty things to all pars below shone on the red carpet. Not exactly a major skin flash, but with Mila, it's so so easy to imagine what comes next in our boudoir seduction.

Tainted by Ashton Kutcher no doubt, but still ever so damn hot. Enjoy.

Even Cats Want to Paw Emilia Clarke’s Hot Cleavage

Emilia Clarke fits naturally onto our list of favorite hotties from Game of Thrones. Brunette or blonde, it's all working for us, as it was for the cat she brought along to the Breakfast at Tiffany's premiere in New York City, where the horny feline did what we all wished we could do with Emilia's sweet cleave, a little declawed petting.

Sometimes, a woman is just so hot that neither man or beast can contain themselves. And if we find out this naughty kitty was a girl? Well, even hotter. Enjoy.

Eleanor Tomlinson Sweet Cleavetastic Dominates Jack the Giant Slayer Premiere

You may never have heard of 20-year old British actress, Eleanor Tomlinson before, but I assure you you are not soon to forget the day she and her meaty mammaries made their way onto Egotastic! at the Jack the Giant Slayer premiere in Hollywood.

Now, all signs for this movie point toward a sadly fallen beanstalk at the box office, but all signs for Eleanor Tomlinson at the wicked hot boobtastic she revealed on the red carpet, well, they point toward greatness. Eleanor, welcome to Egotastic!. Hang up your bra, stay awhile. Enjoy.

Spring Breakers Madrid (Part 2) Premiere Hotness Goes to…. Vanessa Hudgens

I'm sorry if you disagree, well, I mean, not as sorry as I was when my old man found me stealing two dollars out of his wallet and then told me he was going to make me feel sorry, but somewhere between that and how I feel when I see the Yankees lose kind of sorry, but I think Vanessa Hudgens stole the second evening premiere of Spring Breakers in Madrid, by simply looking effin' amazing.

Not that Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine didn't also do their parts, and close seconds for sure, but I have to award this round of the SB Premieres Sextastic competition to Vanessa, for looking like a foxy minx who could easily empty my bank account, leave me standing in the rain, and then have me begging for more, merely with a wink and a shake of her tush. Yeah, it's that good. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wins the Madrid Round of the ‘Spring Breakers’ Euro Movie Premieres

I guess you could call it all even now. For those keeping score, Ashley Benson took the Parisian movie premiere with her cleavage reveal, Selena Gomez did similar for Munich with her pushed up puppies, and since we give special award to Rachel Korine for her bare butt flash on the French balcony when the foursome arrive in Europe, Vanessa Hudgens winning hottie of the night for the Spring Breakers movie premiere in Madrid, gives each of the girls a sextastic win in their current Western European promotional tour around the movie.

And the win was not really even close in Madrid. Vanessa just looked absolutely smoking hot, a little midriff skin, chesty, just oozing with ridiculous good looks as she must have known she was out-shining her co-stars on the Spanish red carpet.

These Spring Breakers premieres have really been an unexpected blessing in the visuals gift department.

Selena, Ashley, and Vanessa Relocate Their Red Carpet Hotness to ‘Spring Breakers’ Berlin Premiere

And since the girls are competing fiercely nightly now with one another on their European promotional tour for Spring Breakers, we are going to start judging ourselves. And whilst Vanessa Hudgens is looking might fine, and Ashley Benson truly is an underrated boobtastic beauty, we've got to give Berlin to Selena Gomez for her use of the sport coat without anything else underneath as her choice for stealing the photographers lenses on the crimson walkway.

The events leading up to the eventual release of this film in four weeks now in the U.S. have to go down on record as one of the single biggest movie teases ever. And while it's highly likely the actual film itself will never live up to all this pre-release hype and hotness show, it's been one helluva fun ride already. Enjoy.

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