Movie Premiere Posts:

Amber Heard Has Long Legs And She Knows How to Use Them

Seeing Amber Heard and her long legs is kind of bittersweet to me. Yes, hella sextastic legs on the red carpet for the 3 Days to Kill premiere in Los Angeles last night. But, then again, I'm reminded how those legs may never be intertwined with the legs of another hot woman ever again. At least until the Depp divorce is finalized in 2017 or what have you.

Amber, don't forget your roots so easily. Hot sweaty wet scissor kissing with some other fairer sex gender bodies nearly as fine as your own. Please, don't forsake this special kind of lust so easily, just for the chance to marry a hunky movie star. The world needs hot lipstick lesbians now more than ever. First, the L-Word goes off the air. Now this. Don't leave us with just Ellen. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Low Cut Sextastic for ‘Gimme Shelter’ Premiere

I thought 2013 might be the year of Vanessa Hudgens. But the way 2014 is starting out for the minxy hot brunette, I probably spoke too soon. Between her low cut cleavetastic Golden Globes after party appearance Sunday evening, and now this little black boobtastic number at the L.A. premiere for the film, Gimme Shelter, Vanessa is showing why she has quickly climbed the ranks of hottest 'it' girl in Hollywood.

Last year we saw Vanessa really picking up her game for Spring Breakers and other more adult and grown up fare. This has included a rigorous workout schedule with her friends and little sister. It all seems to be paying off splendidly, both for Vanessa and for all of us. Just look at that killer body the former Disney star is flaunting these days. The sky's the limit for Vanessa. Hopefully, she won't notice her top falling down the next time she's up there. Enjoy.

Meagan Good Rip-roarious Deep Cleavage at Anchorman 2 Premiere in London

Why the heck not? That's my life's motto, seemingly adopted by Meagan Good who plunged the plunging neckline on her dress at the Anchorman 2 premiere in London to plunge worthy depths. She's in a movie that's about to make a small fortune. A comedy no less. Why the heck not bring out both barrels of your cleavy goodness and steal the red carpet over in Jolly Old England? Um, that's rhetorical I guess.

Meagan looked downright amazing and if you weren't going to see the movie just because it's going to be effin' hilarious, Meagan gives you two more plenty fine reasons. Enjoy.

I Have A Healthy Obscene Lust Crush on Amy Adams

When they find me passed out in Amy Adams panties drawer, I don't want any of you to say you didn't see it coming. Don't be that neighbor or coworker who acts all shocked when they hear odd news about somebody they thought they knew. I'm telling you now, I have a crazy lust crush on Amy Adams. I want you to tell reporters you totally expected this and surprised I wasn't hauled away with a mouth full of her undergarments sooner.

The coquettishly hot Amy Adams sparkled (I know that's a girly term) on the red carpet for American Hustle in what I'm sure is some quite expensive fancy designer dress that all I could think about was ripping from her sweet female form and declaring one million years of manly evolutionary desire to give her several babies in one sitting. In my mind, everything works out wonderfully after that point. Which is why I choose to live in fantasyland. So much more action than in reality land. Enjoy.

Jo-Jo Levesque Little Red Dress Hotness at G.B.F. Film Premiere

The short little red dress seems to be a popular wardrobe choice today among our favorite sextastic celebrities. While the little black dress will never go out of style, the little red dress might give off more of a dangerous quality for the hot bodied wearer. Thought that danger primarily consists of millions of men imagining taking that little red dress off of you. Like Jo-Jo Levesque at last night's red carpet premiere for the film G.B.F, which I'm told stands for Gay Best Friend, which would seem to be a better title than G.B.F, but Hollywood loves trying to be hip.

We don't see pop singer Jo-Jo out much these days, at least not in revealing form, so it's a special treat to see her putting her petite lady curves on display for this dressy event. She really  can turn on the passion-inducing after-burners as needed. We hope to see much more of her at some point. And, yes, by much more, I do mean much less clothing. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks So Hot They Almost Make Out on the Red Carpet for Catching Fire L.A. Premiere

Maybe much of that was in my imagination last night, but when Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks both showed up to the L.A. premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire looking so incredibly hot, I just figured they were going to start making out on the red carpet. In my mind, all hot women just start swapping spit with one another because they can't control their Sapphic passions.

Sadly, it did not come to fruition last night at the film premiere, though individually, Jennifer and Elizabeth both struck quite the visually inspiring poses for the paparazzi. I've already committed to seeing this film simply on the basis of Jennifer Lawrence in a tight body suit. That's worth the three dollars I pay my faithful usher Stewart to let me in the back door of the theater. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob Expands for Hunger Games Premiere in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence seems to be adding a half inch or so of sideboob with each new Hunger Games inspired gown at various premiere red carpets across European capitals. Her latest skin-show happening outside a theater in Paris, where Jennifer and her fellow cast were set to kick off the second film in the Hunger Game series, Catching Fire.

I'm not sure how good this movie will be, I'm not even sure how much skin Jennifer will show in the film, the first being somewhat underwhelming in that regwrd. But I am quite certain I would follow Jennifer Lawrence to the ends of the earth and back just for the chance to nibble gently on her right ear. So, I'll be going. And dreaming of her red carpet sideboob and where it might lead. Enjoy.