Egotastic
I have a distinct feeling I'm not going to enjoy Oz: The Great and Powerful. Maybe it's just the trail of negativity from a forever production that plowed through tons of potential scripts and writers and casts, determined to make a project that absolutely did not need to be made in the first place. I mean, yes, Hollywood is currently obligated to re-imagine every single family favorite book and cartoon and old movie and fairytale these days, as original ideas scare the bejesus out of their timid executive souls. Still, the original Oz was enough, Move on.
Having said that, without this new Oz, we wouldn't have another round of Mila Kunis at premiere sightings, as we did last night in London where the deep, dark, and sultry brunette with those eyes we want to stare into as we are doing unmentionably naughty things to all pars below shone on the red carpet. Not exactly a major skin flash, but with Mila, it's so so easy to imagine what comes next in our boudoir seduction.
Tainted by Ashton Kutcher no doubt, but still ever so damn hot. Enjoy.
Halle Berry Working What She’s Got at Premiere of ‘The Call’
I don't think Halle Berry is ever going to get old. She just seems to be getting hotter.
Now, I'm not as silly as my female friend who the other day told me she admired Halle Berry for her naturally hot boobs, I mean, let's be real, there are no real boobs in Hollywood. And when they're pointy and proud on a late 40-something actress, they've been handled by an M.D. twice or thrice in the past. Still, Halle Berry is one fine specimen of fairer sexhood, including her appearance last night at the L.A. premiere of The Call, where Halle stole yet another red carpet just by being the girl most guys dreamed about being their squeeze.
Halle Berry sextastic has been around forever, and it's not going away any time soon. Enjoy.
HALLE BERRY HAS BEEN CLEAVE-OWNING RED CARPETS FOR A LONG TIME NOW