Movie Premiere Posts:

Ellie Goulding Sheer-Nip Dress, Amanda Seyfriend Cleavage Two More Treats from Les Mis Premiere

While Anne Hathaway stole our hearts at the Les Miserables premiere in London, we'd be remiss if we missed out on mentioning a couple sextastic celebrities who stole our loins.

Britty crooner Ellie Goulding wore a dress of spectacularly see-through proportions, revealing a thinly-veiled display of her English headlights beneath. Apparently, Ellie was rather excited to be seeing Les Mis.

And, our belusted Nordic ice princess Amanda Seyfried did a cleavetastic turn of her own on the red carpet, providing a glimpse of those spectacular funbags she keeps far too secluded beneath her typically well-covering tops. We felt anything but miserable peeking betwixt Amanda's dress. Enjoy.

Jessica Biel Flashes Some Cleavage at ‘Playing for Keeps’ Premiere

Now we're finally talking. It ain't all that much, but given how Jessica Biel has been covering up in burqas since her eventually ill-fated celebrity marriage to Justin Timberlake, well, last night's cleavy skin revealing dress on the red carpet for the Playing for Keeps premiere, well, we can play a little with this.

Jessica Biel remains one of the top of the charts women in Hottieville, though she tries to hide it these days behind her veil of mature, grown women, she remains a sweet piece of candy best suited for popcorn flicks that involve little clothing. Hey, sometimes we like to pretend that we're educated and refined ourselves, it's a fun game that lasts until we see the empty Red Stripe bottles on the floor about our torn up mid-tops. For Jessica Biel, anything skin-revealing is a pleasant pleasant day. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Backless For Hotness at Les Miserables Premiere in London

While I often get labeled with the 'unsophisticated' 'sophomoric' and 'juvenile' labels, and, granted, guilty as charged, dear PTA President, I will have you know that I have seen Les Miserables live in the theater. And not even in English. And, that was the single worst date of my life, because, let's face it, while some prom-level failures of spending big dough and getting no nookie are applicable to the actual prom, once you're a grown man on a date, and you go to Les Miserables in a foreign language you expect to get a little something something. What did I get? A begrudging kiss on the cheek and emo-French show tunes stuck in my head for two months. Hell.

Still, I overcome my personal tragedies to share with you a little Valjean goodness, Anne Hathaway, flashing some serious back skin at the London premiere of Les Miserables. Now, we all know Anne Hathaway cut her hair short and has tried to make herself look less appealing to the opposite sex since getting married earlier this year. But, just like I can't hide the fact that I only know the multiplication tables up to 5x5, Anne Hathaway can not hide her inherent hotness. And when she starts going backless, we're going to naturally dream a dream about running digits up and down her archways. Enjoy.

Lindsay, Wake Up! Your Movie Premiere Has Started!

Somehow, in someway, Lindsay Lohan (and her team) got herself into a not so bad looking dress and somewhat on time appearance on the red carpet for the premiere of her Lifetime film, Liz and Dick, a film that we're told is rather unintentionally funny to behold.

Now, granted, Lindsay did look a little sleepy and seemed to be drifting into dreams of flying talking ponies, but she did also look perhaps the best she has in some time, a relative statement for the perhaps soon to be returning to the hoosegow Lindsay, but we must give credit where credit is due, she was standing without assistance and she did fit nicely into her fancy things.

What the future holds for Lindsay Lohan, we do not know. But it's probably not flying talking ponies, not the real ones at least. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Dons Body Baring Black in London Because That’s Where Her Muff Diving Affair Killed Her True Love

We always look beyond the obvious here at Egotastic!, mostly just because we're too slow to pick up on the obvious often, but also because we have been gifted with superhuman powers, such as the ability to drink on the job without it affecting our speling, also the ability to read into the minds of emo thespianics like Kristen Stewart, who wore a sort of sextastic Morticia dress to the premiere of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Way Too Many in London.

Now, not saying we don't appreciate a dress that shows off like Kristen's did on the red carpet, but we're also saying that our third eye sees all, and Kristen is subtly letting her foppish boyfriend know that when she let the Snow White director dive down upon her clam, well, that entire experience is now dead to her. Book it. Enjoy.

Twilight Is Here! He Said With a Smirk (Well, At Least The Hotties Came Out for the Premiere)

I'm told this is the end of the Twilight Saga, the pornucopia of cinematic fare that has stimulated the libidinal parts of the fairer gender, young and old, with its incredibly romantic vision of Goth vampires from the Pacific Northwest, like so many flannel-clad vegan protestors outside a Starbucks, thirsty for blood, or, pumpkin-spiced lattes.

While it's easy to mock the craptastic vamp trail that has been Twilight, there's no doubt that the film series has introduced us to a treasure trove of hotties, for whom we are thankful in this giving of thanks season, and many of whom were in attendance at the L.A. premiere of the Breaking Dawn 2 finale last night, including Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stewart, who along with Ashley Tisdale and Teresa Palmer, stole the show on the big production red carpet. Looking at all these lovely ladies it wasn't hard to imagine a little serious sucking going on. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Flashes A Little Something Something and Some Fun Size Legs Too

Chalk it up, fellow Victoria Justice lusters. This may be the least amount of clothing Victoria has worn out in public since the day she came into this world.

Our passion inducing G-rated princess who never seems to be without four to eleven layers of protective wardrobe to keep her body from sin hit the red carpet last night for the premiere of her Halloween kid comedy, Fun Size, and while it's highly unlikely you'll go to the depths of depravity we do here at Egotastic! by sitting in the back row of this film this weekend, you can at least revel in the little yellow number Victoria wore to the premiere, flashing little bits of skin front and back and some of her Nickelodeon not-so-naughty legs. Ah, visions of Victoria without clothes quickly danced through our heads. But when is that not what's dancing in our heads? Enjoy.

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