Movie Premiere Posts:

Amanda Seyfried Is A Vision in White for ‘Lovelace’ Premiere

I'm not sure how Sharon Stone snuck up next to Amanda Seyfried, but I hope she didn't try to rob her of her youthful beauty, because Amanda looked white hot at the Lovelace premiere. I'm really torn on whether to see this movie or not, given that it's a non-porn film about a porn star, you know, there could be some refractory feelings involved in that viewing experience.

But none such feelings checking out our Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried, who does love to involve herself in the more mature subject matters in film. She's a daring little minx. I love minx. Enjoy.

Paula Patton Breaks Out the Guns for 2 Guns

I had the distinct privilege of meeting Paula Patton over the weekend. It was that kind of meeting where you know you're about to be face to face with a sweet hot lady, and you steel yourself so your legs don't turn to jelly and you don't start jabbering on about your kickball trophy from 3rd grade, then she appears even more drop dead gorgeous than you expected, and you turn into mush. I wish I could say it was a prouder moment for male-kind. But I broke.

Paula Patton showed up strong, I mean, really strong, to the 2 Guns premiere in N.Y last night, flashing all kinds of cleavage, and just a ton of 'look at me now' goodness. And you should be looking at Paula Patton. And if you're wondering if she looks as ridiculously sweet in person. Yes, yes she does. I'm feeling weak again. Enjoy.

 

Aubrey Plaza, Rachel Bilson, and Jennette McCurdy Hottie Girl Power Up ‘The To Do List’ Premiere

Here's one thing you can count on. Any time a common piece of everyday life lingo is translated into a film, it's going to be a chick flick you probably don't want to see. Marketing executives seem to think that women will respond to movie titles with the name of cute little novelty names. They're pretty smart people, so they're probably right. Still, this Aubrey Plaza flick The To Do List could've been called High School Girls Trying to Get Laid Before College and then girls would not have to drag their boyfriends to go see it when it's out in theaters. Just saying.

Nevertheless, a chick flick always does bring out the chicks, and that's a good thing, like the film's lead Aubrey Plaza, along with her buddy Rachel Bilson and ever perky Jennette McCurdy. You could do worse at your home movie night than having these three lovely ladies running around your digs. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Hot Cleavage for ‘Frozen Ground’ Premiere in London

I feel like the Alaskan serial killer movie Frozen Ground has been in the making for several years now. About as long as I've lusted for the minxy naughty hotness of Vanessa Hudgens, who stole the red carpet last night for the film in London with her sweet deep cleavage and killer good looks.

Vanessa Hudgens has been coming into her own this past year, what with Spring Breakers exposure and all the hard sweaty workouts to get her one of the finest petite frames in Hollywood. So, yeah, girl, show it all of on the red carpet. You deserve it. WE deserve it. Enjoy.

Jesinta Campbell Open Top Cleavage Makes Man of Steel Premiere a Sydney Must-See

By now you know I was not a huge fan of the Superman film series reboot. I will not apologize. I mean, if you're much bigger than me and angry and in my face I will, but in general, I stand by my assessment. However, this does not mean I shall shirk on my responsibility to bring you all the hotties from the premiere catwalks for the film around the globe. Including Former Miss Australia, Jesinta Campbell, who attended the Sydney opening of Man of Steel in a rather revealing top, revealing ample amounts of her blessed pageant winners.

Now, bringing out exhibitionist hotties to your film premieres won't change my opinion of your underlying movie, but it will certainly make me respect you as a showman, err, show-woman, err, show-person. In this manner, everybody wins. Enjoy.

Sandra Bullock Still Bringing Heat at Movie Premiere

While Sandra Bullock has basically pulled herself from the higher profile world of sextastic celebrity these past few years, diving deeper into mommy-hood and movie producer roles, let's not forget that even at 48 the veteran cutesy movie star can still bring a little heat when she wants to, like for the premiere of her film The Heat in New York.

Now, a buddy cop movie with Melissa McCarthy sounds like 120 minutes of sheer pain to me, but I won't hold that against Sandra who has been making many men wish they were her girlfriend for going on twenty years now.

We love it when a long-timer shows up strong. Enjoy.

Amy Adams Delivers Cleavetastic Performance at ‘Man of Steel’ Premiere

Going to see Man of Steel today? I can not wait. I'm geeked. For among other reasons, another chance to see the ever-charming (that's what they call actresses who don't get nekkid) Amy Adams. She is a treat onscreen, and off. And at the film premiere last night, even got a little wild for her own self, bringing a nice amount of cleavage to the party.

Now, were I Zod, I'd have Amy bow down in quite a bit less, but, in the Amy Adams visual lexicon, a little cleavage rises toward the top of of the pile. For she is but a PG-rated woman living in our very R-rated minds. (Just be thankful I did not include all the things I'd love to do with Amy in my Fortress of Fapitude.) Enjoy.