Movie Premiere Posts:

Jo-Jo Levesque Little Red Dress Hotness at G.B.F. Film Premiere

The short little red dress seems to be a popular wardrobe choice today among our favorite sextastic celebrities. While the little black dress will never go out of style, the little red dress might give off more of a dangerous quality for the hot bodied wearer. Thought that danger primarily consists of millions of men imagining taking that little red dress off of you. Like Jo-Jo Levesque at last night's red carpet premiere for the film G.B.F, which I'm told stands for Gay Best Friend, which would seem to be a better title than G.B.F, but Hollywood loves trying to be hip.

We don't see pop singer Jo-Jo out much these days, at least not in revealing form, so it's a special treat to see her putting her petite lady curves on display for this dressy event. She really  can turn on the passion-inducing after-burners as needed. We hope to see much more of her at some point. And, yes, by much more, I do mean much less clothing. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks So Hot They Almost Make Out on the Red Carpet for Catching Fire L.A. Premiere

Maybe much of that was in my imagination last night, but when Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks both showed up to the L.A. premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire looking so incredibly hot, I just figured they were going to start making out on the red carpet. In my mind, all hot women just start swapping spit with one another because they can't control their Sapphic passions.

Sadly, it did not come to fruition last night at the film premiere, though individually, Jennifer and Elizabeth both struck quite the visually inspiring poses for the paparazzi. I've already committed to seeing this film simply on the basis of Jennifer Lawrence in a tight body suit. That's worth the three dollars I pay my faithful usher Stewart to let me in the back door of the theater. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob Expands for Hunger Games Premiere in Paris

Jennifer Lawrence seems to be adding a half inch or so of sideboob with each new Hunger Games inspired gown at various premiere red carpets across European capitals. Her latest skin-show happening outside a theater in Paris, where Jennifer and her fellow cast were set to kick off the second film in the Hunger Game series, Catching Fire.

I'm not sure how good this movie will be, I'm not even sure how much skin Jennifer will show in the film, the first being somewhat underwhelming in that regwrd. But I am quite certain I would follow Jennifer Lawrence to the ends of the earth and back just for the chance to nibble gently on her right ear. So, I'll be going. And dreaming of her red carpet sideboob and where it might lead. Enjoy.

Jaimie Alexander See-Through Sextastic on the ‘Thor Dark World’ Red Carpet

It's time for Jaimie Alexander to shine. Her big role in the upcoming Thor: The Dark World is going to cast this brunette hottie into the spotlight once and for all. So why not break big by breaking red hot and showy on the red carpet of the film's big L.A. premiere last night. Jaimie wore a see-through dress of sorts that left a little to the imagination, but seemed to show off quite a bit more perhaps than she anticipated.

It was a finely worked symphony of potential wardrobe malfunctions. And while we'd of course just assume see the fine thespianic completely unclad, this little number did provide us the chance for a little peekaboo gamesmanship that makes our visual courtship all the much sweeter.

You will be hearing, and more importantly, seeing, much more of Jaimie around these parts. This is a good thing. Enjoy.

Alexa Vega, Sofia Vergara, and Paris Hilton Lead List of Hotties at Machete Kills Premiere

I'm quite nervous about Machete Kills. It seems like a movie I should absolutely positively effin' love, which always makes me nervous about suffering disappointment. Beneath my obviously unmatchably masculine exterior lies a tender heart of an oft-wounded boy. I'm not sure I could handle this movie sucking.

And how can hopes not be high with the stellar sextastic cast involved, including several Latina hotties who showed up to last night's movie premiere, including notably Alexa Vega and Sofia Vergara. Both play fine body exhibiting roles in this Spanish shlock fest. All the more reason I can not contain my enthusiasm. This better not be a big fall. Enjoy.

Emma Watson Deliver Simply Sextastic Gravity

We haven't seen the faptastic Emma Watson in some time now, so quite the uplifting surprise to see Hermione looking rather stellar in white on the red carpet for the New York premiere of Gravity. Lots of Emma Watson oglers were outraged a couple years ago now when Emma chopped off her long locks and made a play for being too important to be a classic big screen sex symbol, but she's managed somehow to make it all work.

As we've said many times, you can't cage the sextastic, it's not something that can be bottled or contained, it finds its way out, as it did last night with Emma in New York. She can look so damn amazing, even if she doesn't want to. I suppose there's something poetic in that. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Looks Good, Damn Good, at ‘One Chance’ Premiere

Taylor Swift is not everybody's cup of tea. There are a few obviously personality issues that I can see people taking umbrage against. But unless she happens to be your ex-girlfriend holding a grudge against you and writing nasty lyrics to your detriment, I think you, like I, should let it slide and just try to delight in how tall and hot she can look when all decked out and showing off what just has to be some relatively recently augmented funbags.

Just the fact that Taylor Swift is half a foot taller than almost all of her peers makes her stand out well enough, but getting into showy dresses for venues such as the Toronto Film Festival, well, you can see why Hollywood guys go for her even knowing she's probably going to end up being their much regretted former fling. Enjoy.