Movie Premiere Posts:

Genesis Rodriguez Flashes Serious Cleavage for Arnie’s ‘Last Stand’

By Bill Swift | January 16, 2013 @ 8:29 am

Genesis Rodriguez Reveals Cleavage at the 'The Last Stand' LA Premiere

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You know about our new thing for Latina hottie Genesis Rodriguez. The bilingual hottie actress featured in the about to be released Schwarzenegger movie, The Last Stand, which probably won't be the last film for the maid-banging defrocked Governor, and definitely will only be one of many more faptastic moments on film for the sultry Genesis.

Stealing the red carpet at last night's L.A. premiere of the film, Genesis showed exactly the kind of skills she can bring to the visual table, including some wicked hot looks and some prime time mammaries ready to party. This is going to be a fun ride. Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde Unchains a Little Chest, We Feel Our Djangos Tingle

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2012 @ 8:57 am

Olivia Wilde Flashing Cleavage at 'Django Unchained' NYC Screening

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Wilde Bikini Pics

Olivia Wilde Shows Off Her Beach Bikini Body in North Carolina

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It ain't much, but we do so dig Olivia Wilde, so when she showed up on the red carpet for the Django Unchained premiere in a revealing top, well, we just had to reveal her to you as well.

Olivia Wilde remains one of those sextastic celebrities that we pine, long, and yearn for doing more skin-baring scenes in movies, if not private naughty cell phone pictures. While Olivia has performed quite topless on screen before, and we applaud that with all of our gusto, we really would kill to see much more. Maybe it was that comment she made to a magazine recently about how much she enjoys marathon sex sessions, but we've got a wild-type hankering for Olivia these days. Enjoy.

Ellie Goulding Sheer-Nip Dress, Amanda Seyfriend Cleavage Two More Treats from Les Mis Premiere

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 11:08 am

Ellie Goulding Reveals Nipples in See-Through Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere

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While Anne Hathaway stole our hearts at the Les Miserables premiere in London, we'd be remiss if we missed out on mentioning a couple sextastic celebrities who stole our loins.

Britty crooner Ellie Goulding wore a dress of spectacularly see-through proportions, revealing a thinly-veiled display of her English headlights beneath. Apparently, Ellie was rather excited to be seeing Les Mis.

Amanda Seyfried Flashing Cleavage at Les Miserables London Premiere

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And, our belusted Nordic ice princess Amanda Seyfried did a cleavetastic turn of her own on the red carpet, providing a glimpse of those spectacular funbags she keeps far too secluded beneath her typically well-covering tops. We felt anything but miserable peeking betwixt Amanda's dress. Enjoy.

Jessica Biel Flashes Some Cleavage at ‘Playing for Keeps’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 8:26 am

Jessica Biel Shows Skin at 'Playing For Keeps' NYC Premiere

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Now we're finally talking. It ain't all that much, but given how Jessica Biel has been covering up in burqas since her eventually ill-fated celebrity marriage to Justin Timberlake, well, last night's cleavy skin revealing dress on the red carpet for the Playing for Keeps premiere, well, we can play a little with this.

Jessica Biel remains one of the top of the charts women in Hottieville, though she tries to hide it these days behind her veil of mature, grown women, she remains a sweet piece of candy best suited for popcorn flicks that involve little clothing. Hey, sometimes we like to pretend that we're educated and refined ourselves, it's a fun game that lasts until we see the empty Red Stripe bottles on the floor about our torn up mid-tops. For Jessica Biel, anything skin-revealing is a pleasant pleasant day. Enjoy.

JESSICA HAS A WICKED FINE BODY THAT DEMANDS ATTENTION!

Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Body on the Beach of Puerto Rico

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Anne Hathaway Backless For Hotness at Les Miserables Premiere in London

By Bill Swift | December 5, 2012 @ 1:10 pm

Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere

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While I often get labeled with the 'unsophisticated' 'sophomoric' and 'juvenile' labels, and, granted, guilty as charged, dear PTA President, I will have you know that I have seen Les Miserables live in the theater. And not even in English. And, that was the single worst date of my life, because, let's face it, while some prom-level failures of spending big dough and getting no nookie are applicable to the actual prom, once you're a grown man on a date, and you go to Les Miserables in a foreign language you expect to get a little something something. What did I get? A begrudging kiss on the cheek and emo-French show tunes stuck in my head for two months. Hell.

Still, I overcome my personal tragedies to share with you a little Valjean goodness, Anne Hathaway, flashing some serious back skin at the London premiere of Les Miserables. Now, we all know Anne Hathaway cut her hair short and has tried to make herself look less appealing to the opposite sex since getting married earlier this year. But, just like I can't hide the fact that I only know the multiplication tables up to 5x5, Anne Hathaway can not hide her inherent hotness. And when she starts going backless, we're going to naturally dream a dream about running digits up and down her archways. Enjoy.

ANNE HATHAWAY WAS IN FACT THE BEST CATWOMAN EVER (IMHO)

Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises

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Lindsay, Wake Up! Your Movie Premiere Has Started!

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 8:46 am

Lindsay Lohan in a Cut-Out Dress at the LA Premiere of 'Liz and Dick'

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Lindsay Topless

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Somehow, in someway, Lindsay Lohan (and her team) got herself into a not so bad looking dress and somewhat on time appearance on the red carpet for the premiere of her Lifetime film, Liz and Dick, a film that we're told is rather unintentionally funny to behold.

Now, granted, Lindsay did look a little sleepy and seemed to be drifting into dreams of flying talking ponies, but she did also look perhaps the best she has in some time, a relative statement for the perhaps soon to be returning to the hoosegow Lindsay, but we must give credit where credit is due, she was standing without assistance and she did fit nicely into her fancy things.

What the future holds for Lindsay Lohan, we do not know. But it's probably not flying talking ponies, not the real ones at least. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Dons Body Baring Black in London Because That’s Where Her Muff Diving Affair Killed Her True Love

By Bill Swift | November 15, 2012 @ 2:59 pm

Kristen Stewart Wears Black Lace to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere

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We always look beyond the obvious here at Egotastic!, mostly just because we're too slow to pick up on the obvious often, but also because we have been gifted with superhuman powers, such as the ability to drink on the job without it affecting our speling, also the ability to read into the minds of emo thespianics like Kristen Stewart, who wore a sort of sextastic Morticia dress to the premiere of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Way Too Many in London.

Now, not saying we don't appreciate a dress that shows off like Kristen's did on the red carpet, but we're also saying that our third eye sees all, and Kristen is subtly letting her foppish boyfriend know that when she let the Snow White director dive down upon her clam, well, that entire experience is now dead to her. Book it. Enjoy.