Movie Premiere

Christina Milian Extreme Sideboob (With a Little Glue Gun Action)

I come here both to praise and to lament our dearest belusted hottie Christina Milian. Oh, she had ideas alright. A mostly open jacket top with no bra and her special jugular wonders all bare to any ogler standing at a 45-degree angle or sharper. I think that was intentional. Intentionally so because the sextastic singer and reality show star decided to put some pasties or just shot some goo on her precious headlights for the love of the warm and sticky. In either case, small to moderate boo.

Christina Milian has always been one of our favorites and an avid exhibitionist, so we hold no grudge. I’m glad she’s back in the spotlight flashing her sweet melons and curvy body. I just hope she doesn’t get too many network notes on her skin shows. She really has such a nice track record of visual benevolence. I’d hate to see the business affairs people ruining that. Enjoy.

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Christine Bently Deep Big Bold Boobtastic Wins Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Premiere

I’m a little worried that Hot Tub Time Machine part deux won’t live up to the silly but decidedly boobtastic two thumbs up of the first in the series. The sequels rarely do. But Hollywood being short on ideas, well, an R-rated comedy is better than another comic book reboot any day, especially when hot thespianics like Christine Bentley take part and make their impressions last on the red carpet of the premiere.

Christine didn’t just wear any old dress last night to the Hot Tub Time Machine 2 premiere, she wore the shiny low cut red body hugging number that was sure to win the carpet. Go big or go home. Especially when you’ve got the big guns to go big with. How Christine managed to stay in her dress is something of a scientific mystery. Also, a bit of sadness at a lost opportunity. Still, that dress. I hope she wears that when I ask her to prom. Enjoy.

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Kristen Stewart And Kate Bosworth Dual Hotties for ‘Still Alice’ Premiere

Kristen Stewart and Kate Bosworth hit up the premiere of Still Alice last night and looked pretty damn marvelous doing so. I know it pains Kristen to get dolled up for any occasion because she’s so damn self-serious, but when she does, even when she’s trying to be rebellious of her own good looks, she certainly does look good. Kate Bosworth quite the same. A very pretty thespianic, though ever in need of a sandwich. Might I recommend the French dip?

Oh, sure, we’d love to see our favorite hotties wearing nothing but perhaps a fig leaf on their knees, but there’s something appetite whetting about seeing them all decked out in their fineries. I’m sure it’s a hassle. I’m also sure I could help relieve their burden by undressing them later on. Five thousand dollar dresses don’t lose much value when you rip them off bodies, do they? Just checking. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne And Jennifer Aniston Are White Hot Hotties at Horrible Bosses 2 Premiere

Sexy duo Jennifer Aniston and Bella Thorne were looking particularly boobtastic at the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2. Bella wore a pant suit thing with a super plunging neckline and, whoops, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is some cleav for the ages, my friends. Bella has some nice pert and perkies that I very much enjoy looking at. The rear was also missing from the top so you could marvel at her perfect back, (an underrated part of the female anatomy). Jennifer was also cleavtacular in her low cut dress. I’ve been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston’s knockers ever since the early 90′s when she was on Friends. Let’s face it, those hooters and that famous hair cut launched her career. She’s also friggin’ sexy as hell in the last Horrible Bosses movie.

Not that I condone that type of sexual harassment behavior. But if I were Charlie Day I totally would have drilled that dentist.

Reese Witherspoon Heavenly White Hot Owning the Wild Red Carpet

Okay, we saw Kimberly Cole on this same red carpet for the movie Wild earlier, but let’s be honest, Reese Witherspoon is the star of this movie and the girl I dream about nekkid fishing with nightly. She absolutely owned the paparazzi at her own star turning film premiere, as she should, and she did. Reese gets ridiculed at times for her occasionally drunkenly silly outbursts at the po-po, as if the rest of us are somehow immune to acting stupid while under the influence of too many beverages. Reese is by all accounts, just one fine minxy bosomy MILF making her way in the rough streets of Brentwood.

And when Reese gets all decked out for galas and red carpet, man, look out. She is a true knockout. I believe they call this movie star beauty. I just call it, oh, please, may I have a small taste, just a sliver. It’s never polite to insist on a big piece of pie. My grandma taught me that. She was a crude lady. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and One Slinky Black Dress, That’s All You Need

Vanessa Hudgens is one of those Hollywood minxes who is casual by day, but gets decked out ever so hot by night, especially when in Paris for a film premiere. The little Disney girl certainly has grown up both in private photos and public appearances into one naughty confident sextastic siren.

On the red carpet for Gimme Shelter in Paris, Vanessa stole the lens of every paparazzi with her perfectly body hugging shimmering black dress, reminding gentleman oglers everywhere why this girl deserves far more attention on top ten lists come the end of the year than she typically gets. Unless you’re receiving her personal photos via email, she’s not obvious in any way. Just super crazy hot. Vanessa, you’re on my list, all of them. Enjoy.

Jessica Chastain and Anne Hathaway Stellar Glam Hot for Interstellar Premiere

Interstellar is already off to a strong start with lady co-stars Jessica Chastain and Anne Hathaway both looking mighty fine at the L.A. premiere of the space odyssey over the weekend. The film itself looks rather trippy, I might need to sneak in my own nachos and cheese. I’d bring plenty for either the ginger or brunette hotties that showed up to the event all decked out and looking leading ladyish. There is something about glamorous old Hollywood that gets my motor revving.

Jessica and Anne are thespianics first and foremost. I know sometimes these kinds of artists rub the public the wrong way, Anne for sure. But I think it’s important to remember that creative types of some skill level often tend to be slightly rough around the edges. Which is why I consider myself fortunate to be born with only middling skills, like a mid level elf who can rejoice in his work while Santa carries all the stress around his belly. Ignorance is bliss. As would be a sweaty sandwich between Jessica and Anne at an after party. The odds on that are about the same as life on Mars, low, but definitely worth investing billions to find out for sure. Enjoy.