Movie Premiere Posts:

Heather Graham Still Got the Cleavage Mojo Working at ‘Hangover 3′ Premiere

Here's to hoping that Hangover 3 re-captures some of the brilliance from the original and ties it all together in a neat little cinematic package. And here's to even greater hoping that Heather Graham will be sitting next to me in the theater letting me share some of her popcorn. And, by popcorn, of course, I mean her still delicious looking body that was on display last night at the Hollywood premiere of the film.

Now, some of you have been leering at Heather Graham since her teen coming out hottie party in License to Drive with the two Corey's back in the 80's. Others since Boogie Nights for sure. And some newcomers since seeing her in About Cherry. Either way, you've felt the rush of Heather Graham inspired tingly happy feelings. They really never go away. And at 43, she's still delivering the very same. Good on you, Heather. Enjoy.

Emma Watson Dolls Up Something Booty Sweet for ‘Bling Ring’ at Cannes

Emma Watson really has become a show stealer at big events. Forget the cute Hermione, this is all grown up Emma Watson, a young woman booty flashing, red carpet winning, and promoting the shizz out of her all grown up movie, Bling Ring, at the Cannes Film Festival. And, yes, that is Emma Watson booty.

As you know, I'm boycotting the Cannes Film Festival until the City of Cannes retracts their obscenely uncalled for charges against my obscene public behavior. Or, until I get an invite to the Festival, whichever comes first. But one thing I shall never protest is the lust of all things Emma Watson, who continues to grow into a fully blossomed, sextastic leading lady. Enjoy.

Cindy Crawford Brings Out the Veteran Cleavetastic for Gatsby in Cannes

I love a good surprise. I mean, I hate surprise parties, those are truly wretched affairs. But a good surprise in the form of a veteran hottie showing up unexpectedly strong at a public event, I do so love that, Like Cindy Crawford at The Great Gatsby premiere in Cannes. Now, I have no intention of seeing The Great Gatsby or ever visiting Cannes again until they apologize for my errant arrest some years ago on charges of Strange Loitering. But I would travel most anywhere else to see Cindy flash her motherly cleavetastic as she did on the red carpet for the film premiere.

Cindy Crawford was once in the hallowed halls of the top of the line sextastic. That kind of power and acknowledgement doesn't simply fade with time, it eases gently into a horny goodnight. And with Cindy, the night is still very young. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Cleavetastic on the Fast and Furious Red Carpet

I'll say this for Michelle Rodriguez, she's one smart cookie. Okay, two things, she also has some nice chest puppies to take to parties and fancy gatherings. Michelle countered her butchy images, especially in the Fast and Furious film series, by hitting the big London premiere of FF6 showing off more lady skin than really anybody else in the place. Smart move. And, hot move.

So now we're talking about Michelle's chest, which was her plan all along. Sometimes a lady needs to whip out the guns and kick ass to get what she wants, and sometimes she needs to flash her sultry ta-ta's. Those who can do both are keepers. Enjoy.

Oliva Culpo’s See Through Dress Helps The Great Gatsby Get Greater

Wow, here she comes, Miss America, or, rather, Miss USA and Miss Universe, Oliva Culpo, jazzing up The Great Gatsby screening in New York by wearing a see-through dress top without any bra on beneath. And she pulls it off with flapper like aplomb, if I may say so.

We've not seen much of Olivia since her early splash after being named Miss Universe, but now we get to see a whole lot of her. I guess it was worth the wait. I certainly would have voted for her. Or, at least, called her back to my judicial chambers for a private time chance for her to explain precisely why she deserved to be crowned. I'm fair like that. Enjoy.

P.S I had to share Alyssa Miller looking all kinds of sideboob hot as well at the screening. Because, well, you know why.

Alice Eve Cleavetastic at ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Premiere in London

For a moment, I convinced myself that turning down an invitation to the London premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness would be survivable. After seing what I missed in the form of Alice Eve flashing all kinds of amazing cleavage and hotty hotness on the red carpet, I believe I'm going to cry.

Alas, I have forsaken an opportunity to firsthand view the spectacular funbags of the blonde thespianic who is going to linger long into the libidos of every young male who sees Star Trek in the next few weeks. Still, thank God for photos. Visual records of the mammarial majesty of Alice in her low cut dress. Just spectacular. Enjoy.

Gwyneth Paltrow Commando Dress for Iron Man 3 Premiere

I'll say this, while we don't have a general personality fondness for Gwyneth Paltrow, and, that whole World's Most Beautiful Woman nonsense from People magazine was annoying, if you're going to respond in a way we respect here, go commando to your big movie premiere the very same night. And Gwyneth Paltrow did at the Iron Man 3 premiere last night in Hollywood.

It was a big to do. Every single person with a camera in the city of Los Angeles was there last night. And Gwyneth flashed them a serious amount of skin beneath her sheer dress bottom. Now, most of the truly fun bits were obscured, but it was daring enough that we must give it a thumbs up (yes, that is our thumb) in terms of making a statement. That it did. Enjoy.

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