Movie Premiere Posts:

Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, and Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic for The Other Woman Premiere

I can't help but feel like The Other Woman has been coming out in theaters for about ten years now. Maybe just because we've been tracking this film and it's boobtastic cast for so long now during production. But it's finally here. Which means red carpet. Which means big cleavage shows for a chick flick about affairs and fooling around and revenge and other things women love that I don't quite understand. But I do totally get Cameron Diaz in a low cut dress, who along with Kate Upton being her bosomy self and a surprise chesty appearance from the funbags of Nicki Minaj, made for one ripe melon filled red carpet in Los Angeles.

Now, whether or not your woman makes you go to see this movie, that's between you and your conscious. Yes, I know, Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz and bikinis and yadda yadda. We've seen all the photos. Do as you must, my wayward son. Just, please, don't explain yourself after the fact. It's in the details where we lose our souls. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley Red Hot and Drop Dead Grown Up for Divergent Premiere in Madrid

We've lusted Shailene Woodley since The Descendants big unveiling, but she just keeps getting better and better. Despite being a homemade granola making naturist who prefers to shear her hair and live off oak bark trimmings in the wild, I think I could put up with most of that Mother Earth indulgences if just once a month Shailene came out decked out in a little red number like she did for the Divergent premiere in Madrid.

I hope that Shailene isn't in the mode of Robin Wright and other serious thespianics who become ashamed of their fine looks and do everything they can not to be the Hollywood beauty. That always seems like such a needless loss. Shailene has so much to offer sextastic wise. I hope she travels down that path a while. There's always time to live in the trees with Daryl Hannah when you get a bit older. Enjoy.

Emma Watson Wicked White Hot at Noah Premiere in London

Well, I think I just figured out who's going in my boat when it comes time to pick a woman to repopulate the planet with post-flood. Emma Watson. Just so hot.

Emma looked ridiculously amazing as a woman can while fully dressed on the red carpet of the Noah premiere last night in London. Her white slit dress showing off her legs and figure and making Hermione look all decked out and grown up and ready to climb aboard my ark for our important be fruitful and multiple mission. Even the animals will be made nervous by of our primal procreative screams. I care not. Nor am I ever going to release the dove to check for dried land. I'll just keep sailing with Emma. Damn she looks so fine. Enjoy.

Maggie Q and Her Amazing Pantiless Leg Show on ‘Divergent’ Red Carpet

You know I'm a man who loves a little leg, but I super lust a whole lot of leg, the kind of gam show Maggie Q was putting on last night on the red carpet for the movie premiere of Divergent. Damn diddy damn,

I don't know who invented that dress design, but perhaps they deserve a Nobel Prize in the field of great leg teasery, though clearly Maggie is doing most of the hard work, including the skipping of the traditional lady's undergarment. She makes it look so easy. This has to go on my early list for Best Dressed of 2014, albeit I bet she looks even finer when she takes it off. Score one big victory for hot long legs already today. Love them. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson Cleavetastic for The Winter Soldier Premiere

Well, there are a couple upsides to the Scarlett Johansson pregnancy I can see all the way from here. The bouncy hot actress hit the red carpet of the Captain America: The Winter Soldier and was looking all kinds of extra bosomy special. Those glorious funbags of hers will definitely become that much more glorious even as she is likely taken off our form fitting bikini and wardrobe list for at least a little while now.

As always, I do fret when some of our favorite sextastic celebrities become with child as to the future of their visual display efforts. But I've mostly been proven to be unduly concerned, though a few key hottie losses through the years means I will continue to lose sleep until we once more see Scarlett looking MILF fine on her first post-child bikini vacation. I await. And pray. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Has Long Legs And She Knows How to Use Them

Seeing Amber Heard and her long legs is kind of bittersweet to me. Yes, hella sextastic legs on the red carpet for the 3 Days to Kill premiere in Los Angeles last night. But, then again, I'm reminded how those legs may never be intertwined with the legs of another hot woman ever again. At least until the Depp divorce is finalized in 2017 or what have you.

Amber, don't forget your roots so easily. Hot sweaty wet scissor kissing with some other fairer sex gender bodies nearly as fine as your own. Please, don't forsake this special kind of lust so easily, just for the chance to marry a hunky movie star. The world needs hot lipstick lesbians now more than ever. First, the L-Word goes off the air. Now this. Don't leave us with just Ellen. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Low Cut Sextastic for ‘Gimme Shelter’ Premiere

I thought 2013 might be the year of Vanessa Hudgens. But the way 2014 is starting out for the minxy hot brunette, I probably spoke too soon. Between her low cut cleavetastic Golden Globes after party appearance Sunday evening, and now this little black boobtastic number at the L.A. premiere for the film, Gimme Shelter, Vanessa is showing why she has quickly climbed the ranks of hottest 'it' girl in Hollywood.

Last year we saw Vanessa really picking up her game for Spring Breakers and other more adult and grown up fare. This has included a rigorous workout schedule with her friends and little sister. It all seems to be paying off splendidly, both for Vanessa and for all of us. Just look at that killer body the former Disney star is flaunting these days. The sky's the limit for Vanessa. Hopefully, she won't notice her top falling down the next time she's up there. Enjoy.