As you give another craptacular working week a vigorous mental middle finger, you’ll probably decide to celebrate by retiring to the local drinkatorium. This is no time to dick around with fancy-ass coffees with Kenyan names grown in remote mountainous regions of Italy (or vice versa, as the case may be), beer is needed. Strain it through your goddamn undercrackers if you want, we don’t care; it’s alcohol-o-clock.
But if you should decide to hipster it right up and go for a cappuccino or some such, be sure to take renowned ‘foam artist’/mad, mad bastard Nowtoo Sugi with you. Today’s star of the Whacked Out Week has one of the most scrote-shrivelingly-useless-yet-remarkable talents we’ve seen in an age, as you can see above.
And while you’re in the gallery, behold an amusingly irrelevant boob-slapping promotional game and the only restaurant in Canada that serves Chocobo Burgers. Nerdtastic!
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Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Super Metroid
As we saw earlier this week, Nintendo’s most bargainous of bargains continues in earnest. Super Metroid for a meager thirty of your Earth cents? This truly is the greatest deal since Two for One on Transexual Thai Brides Day at willhavesexforcreditcarddetails.com! As promised, we’re going to party like it’s 1994 and see what’s so damn special about Samus’s third space romp.
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