Holy balls, it’s Pong! This decrepit slice of shite from the seventies is the very last word in retro gaming. Buckle up, all, shield your eyes from its visual splendor, and let’s take a closer look at this craptastic relic.
Pong was released in 1972, one of the first chunky cabinet games to hit the world’s dismal, foul-smelling arcades. It’s a sports game (well, it’s vaguely recognizable as table tennis if you squint a bit/have eyes like Mr. Magoo) with a hugely convoluted, Da Vinci Code-esque asspain of a plot.
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