Ricky Wilson, frontman of Brit-tastic shit-tastic pop prattlers Kaiser Chiefs, once exclaimed that he would “...wank off a tramp for success.” This probably tells you all you need to know about the depths celebrities will sink to. Hulk Hogan appeared in the worst breakfast cereal commercial ever in the eighties. Arnold Schwarzenegger hawked questionable barbecues on the shopping channel. And Aerosmith?
Well, those hairy bastards are (kinda sorta) responsible for Revolution X. It would’ve been better if they’d just gotten their hoboeroticism on, like good ol’ Ricky.
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