Egotastic
So as it turns out, Jimmy Kimmel kind of sucks at hosting the Emmys. OK, maybe that's being a tad harsh, but he was just extremely mediocre. There were some pretty humerous skits like Tracy Morgan falling over and Lena Dunham eating cake on a toilet (don't judge, we've all done it).
But his monologue was pretty stale and predictable and as soon as the punchline to his first joke at the expense of Cat Deeley had left his lips, you could kind of predict it wasn't going to be as scandalous as you'd hope. Even Ricky Gervais' appearance was rather mute.
As Hollywood's elite pat each other on the back let's remember that these award ceremonies are meant to take aim at the extremely rich and beautiful people on TV. Here are the best bits from the ceremonies history that have done exactly that.
![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Sofia Vergara Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Her G-String Crackalicious at Emmy Awards
Hmm, we might not have even known about this glorious functional malfunction from the dress of Sofia Vergara had she not tweeted the images herself. What a gal.
Apparently, the dress could not fully contain the wicked hot veteran thespianic's Colombian booty and split open enough to reveal the butt crack of a goddess, with only the hint of a g-string to provide any hint of modesty. We have to be honest and admit that we hope for a dress rip every time Sofia Vergara shows up in one of her form fitting, curve highlighting gowns; and, honestly, we're not the least bit sorry that we do. Enjoy.