elliot-wolf - September 20, 2018
I may be misquoting Sir Coolio the rapper, but I believe he once said “Ain’t no party like a HBO party because at an HBO party all the girls are so hot.” It may paraphrasing due to my memory, but I believe it’s within the ballpark. Every woman that attended the HBO Emmy party deserves an award just for being way above average in the attractive department. They’ve all won my heart. My mother told me once that mine was made of gold so I hope that will suffice as I hand each one of these ladies a piece of it.
It’s even hard to pick a favorite from the bunch. All of the ladies brought out their best attitudes and outfits. I have zero complaints. Well, maybe one. And that complaint would be why wasn’t I invited. I would have gladly done coat check just to get closer to all of the hotness. I believe that I was put on this Earth to service hot women. I feel like it is my fate and destiny in my heart of hearts. The best I can do now is fill out valet positions for next year’s Emmy party. Touching the tips of Emilia Clarke’s fingers as she passes me her keys to park her vehicle is something I will dream about until it becomes a reality.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / MEGA
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