Sofia Vergara Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Her G-String Crackalicious at Emmy Awards

Hmm, we might not have even known about this glorious functional malfunction from the dress of Sofia Vergara had she not tweeted the images herself. What a gal.

Apparently, the dress could not fully contain the wicked hot veteran thespianic's Colombian booty and split open enough to reveal the butt crack of a goddess, with only the hint of a g-string to provide any hint of modesty. We have to be honest and admit that we hope for a dress rip every time Sofia Vergara shows up in one of her form fitting, curve highlighting gowns; and, honestly, we're not the least bit sorry that we do. Enjoy.