Elle magazine Posts:

Julija Steponaviciute Topless Lean Hotness in Elle France

 

No relation to Edita Vilkeviciute, my future hot wife, Julija Steponaviciute is a tall, lean, super hot Lithuanian model presence of her own these days, modeling since a young teen, now in her early 20's and making a big splash in the likes of Elle France where they do love to show off hot model bare boobtastic.

And what a body it is. Julija's body seems to go on forever, which in my mind, it really actually is continuing forever and her perfect Lithuanian funbags, oh, just the absolutely righteous dessert to a hot body meal. I really think I need to start investigating this viciute family lineage in Lithuania, staring with all the 6-foot tall super hot ones. Line them up. The inspection is ready to begin! Enjoy.

Anna Kendrick Hot in Elle (Says She Still Can’t Find Any Boy Action)

Now, I'm not one to completely dismiss this nonsense among the hot celebrity ladies that they have trouble finding dates. I think there is something to be said for guys feeing girls are out of their reach for some reason, and just general environment and bubble, that prevents these sextastic talents from being hit on by decent guys as often as you might believe. So I'm willing to listen to the complaints from the likes of Anna Kendrick about nobody asking her out on a date for about two minutes. It's at that point I think to myself, wait, what about the 10,000 crayon written letters I've sent you through the years asking you to be my bowling partner at the leather and bondage lanes tourney?

Anna Kendrick, just look at you in this Elle magazine spread. I'm not feeling sorry for you. I am feeling rather lusty however. Oh, that gorgeous body and overbite that I just want to feel nibble in awkward pattern across my underserving body. Anna, no more lonely nights for you, let's make this loofah scrub down relationship happen. I have so many sponges ready to go you would not believe. Up in the air, Anna, that's my safety word. Enjoy.

Hana Jirickova Topless Euro Space Age For the Frenchy Version of Elle

 

If you happen to love your fashion models super Czech and super hot and just a tad bit topless and perfectly funbagged, then prepare to dig Hana Jirickova in the French version of Elle where ta-ta's are often unfurled if for no other reason than to laugh at the Puritanical Americans. I'm as patriotic as the next guy, but if European magazines want to stick it to our extreme modesty by way of exhibiting all their models without their tops on, then I'm prepared to suffer their indignant taunts. Especially when it means more girls like Hana flashing their hotness with a taste of sweet bare teat, like sweet icing on the world's most fappable cake.

Oh, sure, the tween-aged street bullies do taunt me when my Elle arrives at the front stoop. But how I taunt them back with the satisfaction of flipping through a women's fashion magazine loaded with barely dressed hotties. That's not really taunting I suppose, but there are so many of those little rapscallion skateboard artists around my place, I have to be careful. Hana, welcome to Egotastic! Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Covered Topless and Just Wicked Wicked Hot in Elle Spain

I don't remember when I first fell deep into lust with Bar Refaeli. I do not foresee a day when those very romantic and pure of heart feelings will ever subside. Bar, I'm here for the duration, don't leave me hanging. And speaking of hanging, the ever so slightly demure Israeli supermodel held her own perfect pair of funbags for this otherwise mostly nekkid spread in Elle Spain.

While I full intend to pull of the perfect BBQ this coming holiday weekend, I have to be totally honest and say it will always be less than perfect until the day Bar is going naughty things to me underneath my 'Lick My Cook' apron. That is the summer holiday dream I've had since the last millennium. Bar, you make me so happy with your scantily clad looks, but there's so many more levels of pleasure for us to explore. Call me, I'm making ribs. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Is Barely Covered Topless and Just So Damn Hot

I don't know where Bar Refaeli runs off to when she disappears for months at a time. I like to imagine it's some North Pole like Superman fortress, but this one containing a council of super hot women that make lots of important worldly decisions and then have nekkid pillow fights.

More importantly, be sure to check out Bar Refaeli wicked hot and nearly topless over on WWTDD. I promise you, you will not be left saying, man, I should've done more hard work today instead of checking out Bar. Enjoy.

Lais Ribeiro Drip Dry Swimsuit Hotness for Elle

Lais Ribeiro is another helpful reminder that Brazil is destined to be my future home when I retire and intend to surround myself with beautiful beach babes and friendly drug lords who can get me the good cigars. Lais doesn't really even seem to be trying all that hard to look so desperately smoking hot in her one-piece swimsuits on the pages of Elle magazine.

I'm not sure when that sandy bare butt thing became in pictorial vogue once more, but I'm certainly glad it's back. I love a messy thumper on a sultry hot woman. They call me, The Cleaner. No hands. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Legs and Some Kind of Fashion for Elle

I wouldn't exactly call Miley Cyrus a fashion plate, unless it be the fashion of furry stripper costumes she flaunts onstage, or less in many of her public appearancesoffstage. Still, the good folks at Elle magazine want in on the Miley traffic wave as much as the next periodical, so they're featuring a distant gazed Miley in some kind of leggy get up in their latest edition.

Miley Cyrus has certainly taught all of us that have fame will travel. She's also taught us, and hopefully the rest of sextastic celebrity land that you actually can show off nekkid and even raunchy and mainstream well-paying culture will still well-pay you and treat you like a star. So many of our lovely ladies remain in fear of this fact. Good for Miley I say again. She's once more proving that prudery gets you nowhere. Enjoy.