bill-swift - May 24, 2016
I'll be the first to admit, I'm plenty mad that that's not my baby growing inside the hot belly of Bar Refaeli. I kind of thought we had an unspoken agreement that I would sire her first eleven children by sheer force of consistent mating. With her looks and her smarts, there was still a chance our offspring my be good looking and smart. They would have my knack for working the yo-yo at parties like nobody's business.
Now well into her gestational process, Bar Refaeli remains wicked hot and for those of us with some to some great amount of lust in our hearts for sextastic pregnant women showing off their curves. For those of you, those of us I should say, leering at Bar in her alluring beach photoshoot in Elle Spain is more than cathartic, it's a complete release. I'd still let her be my girlfriend. And raise her child as my own until he or she was old enough to get lost in the grocery store and left behind. That's not tragic, that's nature. I am the male cat. Bar, come purr with me. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Elle Spain
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