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Sarah Hyland Filming “Modern Family” In A Little Red Fireman Dress

It's no secret that Sarah Hyland is one of the hottest girls on TV right now. I watch Modern Family less for the heartfelt family comedy and more for her, Sofia Vergara, and Julie Bowen being sexy as F. It also helps that the costume department likes to put Sarah in all kinds of skimpy outfits. For the Halloween episode, Sarah will be wearing a tiny red fireman dress. Sweet Lord, the cleavage on that costume. It makes my fire ladder extend to its full position, if you know what I mean. Sarah's funbags are a truly beautiful sight. I'm surprised ABC let those yum yums on TV. I've worked for ABC and they can be a little prudish when it comes to sexy stuff.  The skirt is also very short which lets us see Sarah's gorgeous legs. This outfit may be impractical for putting out fires but it works for starting them...in my pants! Wait, what?

Sarah's character understands that Halloween is that special time of year where girls are allowed to dress like slutty versions of things. Sexy cat, sexy nurse, and in this case sexy fireman...er...firewoman.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Pimping Coca Cola in London

We haven't seen much of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley of late. Granted, she needs to slip some mickeys into Jason Statham's milk just to get free of his benevolently possessive grasp, but we sure do miss this lithesome Britty supermodel and her body of pure perfection. Rosie was out in London pimping something to do with Coca-Cola, which I'm going to guess based on the looks of her long lean and lovely form is not something she consumes in mass quantities herself.

For the professional endeavor, Rosie went deep low cut on the frontside, revealing a healthy amount of her healthy hand warmers nearly dangling out of her dress. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but I'd like to purchase five minutes of Rosie in the broom closet time just for myself. Oh, the giggling we would get up to. Followed by a series of not so manly plaintive wails. I am very vocal. Rosie, just pretend it's the sounds of nature and let's delight in our few minutes together as primitive beasts in the field. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Boobs A’Plenty Hanging Out at L.A. Art Show

Courtney Stodden doesn't do anything little. Maybe cheap, but never little. The now twenty year old reunited with her grandfatherly spouse took her turn on the exhibitionist stage last night at an L.A. showing of some pop visual artist who is super famous but I've never heard of, but I do know about all Courtney's funbags. Take that as the ultimate sign of my cultural awareness.

Even before Courtney got her publicly promoted inflatables, she was always wearing deep dropping tops and showing off her teenaged twosome. Now with her new extra special sizing, those babies are barely contained in her evening wear, day wear, and presumably boudoir fashions. Oh, sure, you could call her obvious. But, obviously I'm staring. Which is why I never call anybody names, unless they really really deserve it. Enjoy.

Lizzie Cundy Is Cleavtastic in London

English TV personality and certified hot person Lizzie Cundy was boobtastically cleavy while leaving the Chiltern Firehouse Restaurant in London. Lizzie's crown jewels are pretty spectacular and you don't have to wait in line behind a bunch of fat tourists to see them. Her ta-tas are near perfect orbs. Yes, I used the word orbs because that's how perfectly round they are. The dress she was wearing was so low cut that they barely covered her nips. She also showed off her dynamite legs through a revealing slit in the front of the dress. People say that the Brits are uptight and repressed but that's never been my experience. They like to party and bone almost as much as we do here in America. Almost.

The point is that they know how to be sexy. I know when I was in London I spent many a happy hour ogling the local gals. I was expecting them all to look like when Monty Python dressed like women. I was pleasantly surprised that that was not the case.

Maitland Ward and Her Boobs of Glory Steal the Show at Genlux Party

I'm not exactly sure what Genlux magazine was celebrating, but they had the good sense to tell former Boy Meets World starlet Maitland Ward to show up and wear something skimpy. Specifically, up top where Maitland's premiere sized sweater puppies almost spilled out of her top to make for an awesome publicity event.

If you're looking at Maitland and having old school crushes on her teen character from the show, you're completely missing out on her all grow'd up motorboating fantasy potential. Maitland has been doing the circuit of trade shows and premiere events of late, leading me to believe at some point soon we are going to see her in a more showy pictorial in some publication. That will be a happy day indeed. My senses are usually right on these matters, not much else in life, but when a celebrity is about to get nekkid, a higher power has gifted me with that clairvoyance. Blessings often come in strange guises. Or just big old happy melons like Maitland has. Oh, let them loose! Enjoy.

Rita Ora Deep Delicious Cleavetastic for London Fashion Week

If you thought Fashion Week was over, think again. Fashion Week is never over! Never. It just moves from place to place like some kind of intractable rash. This week the fashion plates are all in London doing exactly what they did in New York last week only doing it with a British accent. And British boobtastic.

Rita Ora made a memorable appearance over the weekend at one of the many fine fabrics events, showing off her precious pert melons in a very revealing top. For a moment, I really thought her funbags were going to dangle forth from her top. Now, that would be fashion. Alas, Fashion Week isn't that cool. Rita, let's push the envelope even more when thing shebang gets to Paris. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Offers Up Yet Another Day of Mesmerizing Cleavetastic

Yesterday was Kelly Brook showing off in bright orange, today, low cut black dress outside of the BBC offices to make sure everybody within ten Big Ben distances got a stiff peek at her flouncing boobtastic. If those Kelly Brook funbags aren't a British historical landmark, I'm not sure what would qualify.

We had the privilege of hosting Kelly Brook in her Spandex over the summer in Los Angeles. The backside frontside combo views in the warm weather were something spectacular. Presumably Kelly has returned home and I shall miss the memories of her mammaries up and down the local boulevards here. But, such is the life of the wandering ogler. Ours is but to lust far away. Enjoy.