Rumer Willis Plunging Red Hot For “Dancing With The Stars”

Rumer Willis was spotted in one of her costumes for Dancing With The Stars and it is muy caliente. The hot red dress has a neckline that plunges almost to her belly button. The resulting cleav is a spectacle of delights. Rumer, like her mother Demi Moore, has some pretty rocking funbags. I very much enjoy the fact that she likes to show them off a lot. That’s a trait I respect. The dress also has a long slit up the front which gives us a full view of one of her legs. She’s got some nice tone to her legs, which much like her cleavage, she is often showing off. There is also no back to the dress whatsoever so we can admire her back in its entirety. A women’s back is an often neglected but very sexy part of a woman’s anatomy and Rumer has a good one.

I may actually have to tune in to this show to watch her dance in skimpy outfits.

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Reese Witherspoon Super Chesty For “Hot Pursuit” Premiere

America’s sweetheart and genuine sexy person Reese Witherspoon was looking particular boobtacular at the premiere of her new movie “Hot Pursuit”. I’m definitely seeing this movie. Not only is Reese in it, which is reason enough to go see a film, it also has boobtastic super star Sofia Vergara. Together the two make a match made in funbag heaven. And speaking of a nice set, Reese’s girls were looking mighty fine that night. I’ve been a fan of Reese’s boobage since back when she wore those tight little sweaters as a youngin’ in Election and Cruel Intentions. Those are both fine films in which she doesn’t get nearly enough cleav time…er…I mean screen time.

What I do know is that she is making a big comeback after having a couple of slow years. It’s good to see her chest puppies getting the screen time they deserve.


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Maria Menounos Flexible Spandex Bends for Her Health and Ours

Grecian Goddess Maria Menounos has been hiding her perfectly hewn body of late, really since she left Extra and became a seriously celebrity news reporter, though I’m not sure what that title means. Not sure it exists. But Maria’s sextastic appeal and her sweet squeeze worthy hiney definitely do exist and they are back in the latest edition of Health magazine, a bit touched up, but showing off her workout Spandex goodies in fine female fashion.

Maria has certainly been one of our most alluring celebrity passion inducers here these past many years. She just seems to be getting finer and finer with age. Her body is certainly more divine than even before. We can only hope she doesn’t take her day job too seriously and once more returns to us in skin baring form. She’s one of the greats. It’s way too early to retire, Maria. Think of our mental health! No pressure. Enjoy.

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Claudia Romani Thong Shower vs Lisa Opie Booty Stretching , Miami Is Full Of Squeezable Gifts

Talk about life’s little pleasures coming in pairs, how about four cheeks of goodness on the beach in Miami, hotties competing for hot bodied attention and making us their happy victims.

First up, Claudia Romani, whose sweet cheeks I am set to marry one day, but for now becoming quite wet and happy beneath an outdoor shower in Miami. My, oh, my how the killer tush inspires, close up, far away, or right down the middle.

Teeing up right behind Claudia is the incredibly hot bodied pageant girl Lisa Opie stretching and working out her top, bottom, and every bit of goodness in betwixt in various forms of revealing Spandex, lest anybody think she’s hiding anything. Nope, all the sextastic parts are showing and they are faptastic.

Naturally, I could never choose between two asstastic sweetheart brunettes with a penchant for exhibition. I am far too weak to make sure inexorably tough decisions. I just sit happily on the park bench with my binoculars watching the birds. They do have some fine bottoms these days. Enjoy.

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Erin Heatherton Cleavetastic Braless and Simply Superfine

We haven’t seen nearly enough of Erin Heatherton lately. The blonde V.S. model has been on some kind of part to full time hiatus away from the limelight that has left me missing my freckled beauty. Slowly but surely Erin seems to be coming back to full-time exhibitionism gigs, modeling in this splendid cleavetastic braless shoot for The Coveteur magazine, highlighting her girl next door blonde babe qualifications.

Erin is perhaps a bit more grown up than the last time we saw so much of her, pre-DiCaprio girlfriend status. That could change a woman. Certainly not a girl any longer. She does seem to be exuding a bit of the mature hotness we perhaps didn’t see in her shoots just a couple or three years ago. Still the young girl from Skokie we first fell in lust with, but wise, and more racktastically alluring than before. I like where this is headed. I like it very much. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Jake Rosenberg For The Coveteur Magazine

Charlotte McKinney Topless Yum Yums Barely Covered for Photoshoot at Sea

Whoa, baby, this is the good stuff. The great stuff. The faptastic… well, you get the idea. I have no idea from whence these Charlotte McKinney photos originate, but I can tell you that they put a dead stop to my day as I formulated a plan to be alone with them for just a good long while. The fire alarm did the trick. I’m not suggesting you follow my lead, though I should say it did work.

Charlotte McKinney is on some kind or rapid upward sextastic trajectory especially since her Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl commercial. Have crazy hot body and long blonde hair will travel. She has all the tools of something special and the toolbox in which to store them. That metaphor makes no sense, but I’m still dizzy, cut me some slack. I just need that damn boat and she could be mine, in theory, like the theory that the earth was flat. I remain hopeful. She is so blessedly alluring. Man, those lucky lucky hands. Enjoy.

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Jehane Gigi Paris Crazy Hot Cleavage Reveals in Little Bitty Lingerie

My lust for Jehane Gigi Paris knows no bounds. And I’m a guy with plenty of bounds. She’s just one incredibly divine female form with the looks of a goddess and the eyes of a naughty devil. It’s quite the mix.

In this quite stellar lingerie shoot, Jehane shows why she’s getting gigs and plane tickets around the world to pimp, promote, and otherwise peddle the smallest of wares with her heavenly body. I’ve amended my bucket list now four times just with different plans for Gigi and me, as prevailing laws about perversion and indecency shift over the years. Her especially alluring racktastic could inspire a million men to greatness, or just one man to turn up the music and lock his door. That is her raw power. Mightier than Thor’s hammer and she doesn’t have to ever remember where she left it. Enjoy.

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