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Courtney Stodden and Her See-Through Cleavy Top Can’t Be Barred from Pre-Oscar Gift Suite

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 11:47 am

Courtney Stodden Bares Cleavage and Midriff at the Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite in Beverly Hills

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Along with pre-Oscar parties this week come the major gifting suite activities. In short, gifting suites allow celebrities from A-list down to, well, Courtney Stodden apparently, to visit their pop-up showrooms and sample and take various luxury gift items they're hoping that celebrity connection will give them some free publicity. Lots of scents, watches, accessories, sunglasses, and that type of swag.

And, as aforementioned, barely legal Courtney Stodden brought her boob and pony show to the Roger Neal Style Hollywood beauty products gifting suite, to show off her pumped up cans, and snatch some high-end toiletries when nobody was looking (it's okay, Courtney, you're actually allowed to take the samples). Youth truly is wasted on the young. Enjoy.

COURTNEY STODDEN LOVES TO RIDE THINGS ON THE BEACH

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Debby Ryan Cleavage Show for Vanity Fair Event Explains All of Your Letters

By Bill Swift | February 20, 2013 @ 10:17 am

Debby Ryan Shows Major Cleavage at 2013 Vanity Fair Campaign in LA

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We get so many requests from all of you to show more of 19-year old Disney machine starlet Debby Ryan, and we've always understood her natural good looks and youthful allure, but the fact is, she's not been much of a shower, but she does appear now to finally be growing into her role as more mature starlet, including a flash of her very healthy cleavage at the Vanity Fair Campaign event in Los Angeles.

Now, we're not suggesting that you go around staring at young women's bosoms to see who or who is not growing up nicely. That's our job. And we'll bring the best of the buxom to you at your desk. We all have our parts to play. Enjoy.

COULD DEBBY RYAN BE THE NEXT ASHLEY TISDALE DISNEY 'IT' GIRL?

Ashley Tisdale at the Phineas & Ferb Premiere

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An Ode Upon Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Self-Awareness

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2013 @ 5:32 am

There's nothing truly hotter than a sextastic girl who knows she's got the goods to make you look, and then showing a whole heaping load of those goodies by way of social media just to remind everybody that she knows that you know that she knows she's going to give you a pain in your shorts. Okay, that same girl nekkid is technically hotter, but let's not parse on a day when our belusted minxy bombshell Sara Jean Underwood uploads one of our favorite images of the fanboy faptastic favorite ever.

Getting ready for some pimping radio show in Detroit, Sara Jean got the puppies in just the perfect position to promote away any and all things needed downstairs from her hotel room. Whatever it is she was selling, I'm sure every red blooded boy in attendance was ready, willing, and hoping to be able to buy.

And, thus concludes our ode. So hot. Enjoy.

SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD WONDERWOMAN AND CATWOMAN DOUBLE DOWN

Sara Underwood Dresses Up for Attack of the Show

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Lindsay Lohan Drops Cleavage and Tries To Clean Up for amfAR

By Bill Swift | February 7, 2013 @ 10:54 am

Lindsay Lohan Shows Cleavage at amfAR New York Gala

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Well, these have been trying times, literally, tried by a court times, for the former gingertastic actress Lindsay Lohan. The music and bright lights have faded, now playing mostly only in her head as he parents and hangers-on try to milk what's left of her for some level of modest fortune.

But, there's still something sextastic burning inside of Lindsay, a desire to cast off the shell of her former self she walks around in these days, and it came out last night at the amfAR event for AIDS Research in New York, where Lindsay worked the cleavage, tried to clean herself up, and reassert some starlet power on the red carpet. Did it work?

Well, you can be the judge. We've learned with Lindsay that any hope we place upon her return to any type of greatness is pretty much false optimism at this point. Enjoy.

THERE WAS A TIME WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE LINDSAY PHOTSHOOTS

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Kimberley Walsh Cleavage Show Deserves a Nod

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2013 @ 1:02 am

Kimberley Walsh Deep Cleavage on Stage Singing in London

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Kimberley Walsh is kind of the forgotten member of the horribly famous Girls Aloud pop group from a decade ago; and, by forgotten, I mean, I had forgotten about her until I saw her deep cleavage show in a concert performance over the weekend where the former girl group member reminded me of how I once ogled her fine form back in the day. Hey, sometimes it does take a little chestal views to jog the gray matter in your dome.

Now, Girls Aloud did produce Cheryl Cole, for whom we are thankful, and Sarah Harding, who we still routinely stalk with our peepers, so it's not as if it was good for nothing, I mean, beyond helping to finally force everybody to admit that girl and boy dancing move bands were all lip-synching their music in concert. And now the sight of Kimberley Walsh's cleavage, well, mammaries, err, memories. The band wasn't so bad after all. Enjoy.

SARAH HARDING STILL MAKES US SCREAM NAUGHTY THINGS ALOUD

Sarah Harding in a Short Tank Top and Short Denim Shorts in London

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Beyonce Drops Super Mommy Cleavage for Super Bowl Radio Promotion

By Bill Swift | February 1, 2013 @ 11:56 am

Beyonce Cleavage Visits Radio Row in New Orleans

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Forget lip-synch controversies, that's child's play concerns, let's talk Beyonce and her mommy body, which whether she did delivery Blue Ivy or not, is looking rather MILFtastic these days now that she's back on the Hottieville circuit, performing, prepping for her Super Bowl appearance, and just all around looking might fine.

Beyonce hit Radio Row in New Orleans for the NFL to promote the ball game that truly needs no promotion, but, silliness aside, we got a chance to see Beyonce flashing her cans and still one of our favorite curvaceous bodies in the business. We care not about lip-synching, but lockings lips and hips, that's another matter. Enjoy.

BEYONCE IN WHITE LINGERIE NEARLY CAUSED US TO SKIP A BEAT

Beyonce Wears Sexy White Lingerie in Her New Video,

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Sarah Shahi Flashes Cleavage from The Chest at ‘Bullet to the Head’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | February 1, 2013 @ 9:52 am

Sarah Shahi Flashing Cleavage at 'Bullet To The Head' NYC Premiere

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We've missed Persian hottie Sarah Shahi since her L-Word days. Yes, she's moved on to some other silly shows, but it's just not the same, because we've really missed her sweet sweet body most of all, which, thankfully, she was giving a semi-decent taste of in New York for the Bullet to the Head premiere, the action flick starring Sylvester Stallone and a ton-load of HGH.

Sarah has delighted us many times over the years with her acting style, which we almost kind of actually paid attention to, even as we were leering her up and down, forward and back. Hey, human instinct is a very powerful force. I say this knowing you are ogling Sarah's boob peeks as we speak. Enjoy.