Cleavage Posts:

Sophia Bush Braless Cleavage on the Set of Extra

Sophia Bush really doesn't get honored enough for her faptastic female form. The thespianic made sure to get a little more than usual attention when visiting the set of Extra at Universal in a braless, open top that showed off some of her stout sisters dangling beneath. It was the type of wardrobe that could easily lend itself to one memorable malfunction. Sadly, that would make Extra interesting viewing for the first time ever and the gods did not see fit to grand such a privilege.

I've always dug Sophia Bush. Seeing her without a bra makes me dig a little deeper if you know what I'm saying. She's cute, she's hot, she's got perfect peaches. She also earns a paycheck that can keep me in the lifestyle I've become accustomed to. She seems perfect, though I won't know for sure until after our first night of reckless passion to see if she insists I meet her best friend for breakfast. Also a strong indicator it's time to change your name and move to Mexico. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Big Boobs and Big Wins at the Feline Film Festival

Oh, sure, I could look up what the Feline Film Festival is. But after this weekend of hacked celebrity photos, my Google fingers are kind of sore so I'm just going to assume this is a festival for films about cats, made by cats, or for a cat audience. Take your pick. I do know that now 20-year old Courtney Stodden showed up with her bazoongas hanging out to make sure both kittens and children alike in attendance had a solid understanding of where bowls of milk come from.

Courtney has trouble getting the A-list party invites, but if it's obscure and there's a red carpet, you can count on Courtney digging into her closet of low cut gowns to show off her enhanced yabbos and pucker like Marilyn. It's not everybody's thing, but it's Courtney's thing. And if you don't think blonde young women with enormous puppies won't get attention at a feline film festival, you are grossly mistaken. Enjoy.

Jessica Chastain Is Cleavy At “Salome And Wilde Salome” Screening

The lovely Jessica Chastain showed off more than her acting talent at a screening for the film Salome and Wilde Salome. Jessica has quite a nice rack, which she was kind enough to let us all see in a yellow dress that was cut down almost to her navel. The result was some cleavage for the ages. I think I'll be telling my grandkids about this cleav, it's that good. Jessica's ta-tas are lovely and plump, like two ginger melons. Some people don't like redheads because they have a reputation for being kind of crazy and are susceptible to sunburns. While it's true that the one redhead I dated tried to run me over with a car, (not a joke), I think it was worth it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Jessica I'm here for you no matter your debilitating lack of skin pigmentation.

Sarah Hyland Filming “Modern Family” In A Little Red Fireman Dress

It's no secret that Sarah Hyland is one of the hottest girls on TV right now. I watch Modern Family less for the heartfelt family comedy and more for her, Sofia Vergara, and Julie Bowen being sexy as F. It also helps that the costume department likes to put Sarah in all kinds of skimpy outfits. For the Halloween episode, Sarah will be wearing a tiny red fireman dress. Sweet Lord, the cleavage on that costume. It makes my fire ladder extend to its full position, if you know what I mean. Sarah's funbags are a truly beautiful sight. I'm surprised ABC let those yum yums on TV. I've worked for ABC and they can be a little prudish when it comes to sexy stuff.  The skirt is also very short which lets us see Sarah's gorgeous legs. This outfit may be impractical for putting out fires but it works for starting them...in my pants! Wait, what?

Sarah's character understands that Halloween is that special time of year where girls are allowed to dress like slutty versions of things. Sexy cat, sexy nurse, and in this case sexy fireman...er...firewoman.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage Pimping Coca Cola in London

We haven't seen much of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley of late. Granted, she needs to slip some mickeys into Jason Statham's milk just to get free of his benevolently possessive grasp, but we sure do miss this lithesome Britty supermodel and her body of pure perfection. Rosie was out in London pimping something to do with Coca-Cola, which I'm going to guess based on the looks of her long lean and lovely form is not something she consumes in mass quantities herself.

For the professional endeavor, Rosie went deep low cut on the frontside, revealing a healthy amount of her healthy hand warmers nearly dangling out of her dress. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but I'd like to purchase five minutes of Rosie in the broom closet time just for myself. Oh, the giggling we would get up to. Followed by a series of not so manly plaintive wails. I am very vocal. Rosie, just pretend it's the sounds of nature and let's delight in our few minutes together as primitive beasts in the field. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Boobs A’Plenty Hanging Out at L.A. Art Show

Courtney Stodden doesn't do anything little. Maybe cheap, but never little. The now twenty year old reunited with her grandfatherly spouse took her turn on the exhibitionist stage last night at an L.A. showing of some pop visual artist who is super famous but I've never heard of, but I do know about all Courtney's funbags. Take that as the ultimate sign of my cultural awareness.

Even before Courtney got her publicly promoted inflatables, she was always wearing deep dropping tops and showing off her teenaged twosome. Now with her new extra special sizing, those babies are barely contained in her evening wear, day wear, and presumably boudoir fashions. Oh, sure, you could call her obvious. But, obviously I'm staring. Which is why I never call anybody names, unless they really really deserve it. Enjoy.

Lizzie Cundy Is Cleavtastic in London

English TV personality and certified hot person Lizzie Cundy was boobtastically cleavy while leaving the Chiltern Firehouse Restaurant in London. Lizzie's crown jewels are pretty spectacular and you don't have to wait in line behind a bunch of fat tourists to see them. Her ta-tas are near perfect orbs. Yes, I used the word orbs because that's how perfectly round they are. The dress she was wearing was so low cut that they barely covered her nips. She also showed off her dynamite legs through a revealing slit in the front of the dress. People say that the Brits are uptight and repressed but that's never been my experience. They like to party and bone almost as much as we do here in America. Almost.

The point is that they know how to be sexy. I know when I was in London I spent many a happy hour ogling the local gals. I was expecting them all to look like when Monty Python dressed like women. I was pleasantly surprised that that was not the case.