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Kendra Wilkinson Brings Out the Big Braless Cleavage for Reality Show Craptastic

I don’t know when Kendra Wilkinson decided to turn her life over to drama both real and heavily contrived, but I suppose it’s a dance with the devil many take in order to bring home the bacon. Kendra’s latest bit of horrific artificial reality program is called Marriage Bootcamp or some such nonsense where a bunch of really good looking couples pretend to have marital troubles in need of fixing by somebody with lots of cameras and tissues and down top shots. It might just be time to stop television.

Nevertheless, you can bet Kendra was going to make a big boobtastic splash at the premiere party for the show, as she did in a rather showy braless low cut dress that made you wonder if perhaps this outfit alone wasn’t the key to happiness in her marriage to her ex-football player husband. It certainly is an honest conversation starter. No matter the trials or tribulations, Kendra does always manage to look like one million damn dollars when she gets decked out to pimp. It’s an art, not a skill. Maybe both. I’m kind of busy leering right now. Enjoy.

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Salma Hayek Cleavy In Madame Figaro

Hot actresses with big ta-tas come and go but few if any can compete with Salma Hayek for sure boobtacularness. I remember when I first saw her thingies, completely nude, in Desperado in a pretty steamy sex scene with Antonio Banderas. It was, to put it mildly, muy caliente. Here she is again showing off her incredible cleavage for Madame Figaro. One could lose oneself in that boob valley and never want to be rescued. Her cleavage could bring about world peace it is so amazing. As if that weren’t enough there is also plenty of leg to be had for your viewing pleasure. Oh, to be able to stroke those thighs. But alas it was not meant to be.

I say that but the truth is that if I met her I would be too stupefied by being in the same room as her that I couldn’t talk. I am not that smooth.

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Katharine McPhee Super Cleavy In Latex for Lick My Lips

Despite the personal life scandals (don’t we all have some? I mean, I wish I did), Katharine McPhee remains one of my pet belusted former American Idol hotties turned whatever it is she does these days. Shows about musicals, musicals, and now an appearance in a bra in her own music video, Lick My Lips. Really? Yes, indeed.

Oh, sure, I could listen to the music but I know it might lessen my feelings for Katharine in her red bra and latex skirt. Perish the thought. No, I prefer the standards from the book of ogling, the leer, followed by the dream, followed by a slight virtual apology to Katharine for imagining her thusly. We are nothing without our routines. Katharine, I’m super digging on yours today. We need much more of this from you, with much less of that clothes nonsense. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Lick My Lips” Katharine McPhee

Abigail Ratchford Invites Cleavy Bombshells Over For A Silk and Sextastic Slumber Party

You know how I often bitch about being uninvited to fancy celebrity events. Well, laying my cards on the table, I’m only half-hearted about that disappointment. But the Abigail Ratchford bombshell slumber party, that one I really prayed to the Lords of the Dance to get an evite. Oh, man oh man. I mean, oh woman oh woman. Abigail Ratchford and Lindsey Pelas and a half dozen of their busty hot friends in little silky robes and bras. This is precisely the image that pops into my mind when I think of hottie model slumber parties. Well, I mean, if you add in the three glasses of champagne, the giggling, and ultimately the late night lesbionics and steady moans.

It’s not as if my fluffy pillow wasn’t at the ready to teach these girls a valuable lesson about protecting their rears during a down feather fight. I even had my toothbrush packed and a book full of scary stories that all involve girls in kimonos. I’m just not sure why I was left out of this event. The leering after the fact will have to suffice. These are some damn good leers. Enjoy.

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Ireland Baldwin Cleavy At Topanga Days

Sexy scion of the Baldwin clan Ireland Baldwin was looking boobtacular at Topanga Days. Much like her mother Kim Basinger, Ireland has one hell of a rack. She knows it too which is why she’s letting her cleav do the talking. Oh, and it looks like she forgot to wear a bra. She’s got some rock hard nips going on in a few of these pics. Is there anything sexier than seeing a woman’s nip definition underneath a shirt? I think not. I know that it certainly gets my pressure up. But in a good way not in the you need to take medication way. Personally, I would like to take Ireland out to a nice steak dinner and then motorboat those sweater hams all night.

But that’s not going to happen for a variety of reasons. In the meantime, I’ll just have to content myself with checking out her ta-tas in these pics.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Super Cleavetastic Show Down Rio Way

Alessandra Ambrosio returned to her native Brazil for a variety of events and commercial opportunities and decided to really give her homeland of taste of what they’ve been missing by way of arrival in a very cleavetastic revealing top. Now, Alessandra is hardly a busty woman so let’s say she put some serious effort into amassing the bosom required to capture the attention of every Brazilian eyeball within fifty meters, and cameras within one hundred. She is a scene stealer, and eye turner, and a tingle inducer of the highest order.

Whoever said you can’t go home again (oh, please, like I can’t Google that) had probably never met a Brazilian supermodel determined to make a splash when visiting her birthplace. Alessandra Ambrosio didn’t just make a splash, her sextastic emptied the entire pool. Which is fine, I’ll be there on the bottom ready to catch you Alessandra. Your husband is back in L.A. What happens in Rio stays in Rio, until I leak our making of the sexy photos to all the gossip rags. I’m not hiding my greatest accomplishment in life. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, And Cara Delevingne Hotties at The Grand Prix Of Monaco

This fearsome fivesome of faptastic young ladies are having themselves quite the time in Cannes and all the related activities of the locale and the season, including the nearby Monaco Grand Prix where the scent of money and burning fuel go hand in hand. Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid and her barely legal sisterly cohort Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin are bound to attract attention anywhere they travel, even straight into the heart of the principate of Monaco.

The five lovely sought after celebrity models poses and preened for the cameras whilst maintaining the pretend game of being all grow’d up at an adult function. The result was all eyes and camera lenses upon the famous quartet. You could do worse with the girls guests at your summer shindig. I should know, I routinely do worse. Though I’m still hoping these girls show up to my Memorial Day above ground pool party, there are like twenty guys counting on it. Simply sextastic. Enjoy.

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