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Emily Ratajkowski Red Hot Cleavage At “Gone Girl” NYC Premiere

Super sexy model and topless girl in music videos Emily Ratajkowski was looking particularly cleavtastic at the Gone Girl premiere at the New York Film Festival. She was wearing a red dress that has some seriously amazing cleav. Who can forget the first time they saw Emily's now legendary funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video? I certainly recall being mesmerized by her bouncing bosoms. I consider myself a bit of an expert in the boobtastic sciences and I can honestly say that Emily's chichis are in the top 3 best boobs around right now. I know some may disagree with me, but I do not come to this decision lightly and am arriving at this conclusion through years of painstaking work talking and writing about funbags every day.

Either way, I always enjoy when Emily comes up on our radar because it usually means some incredible boobage action.

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Were All Kind Of Busty At The UFC After-Fight Party

UFC ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer were showing more than the round numbers at the UFC after-party in Las Vegas. Arianny wore a boobtacularly cleavtastic striped dress that prominently displayed her ginormous jugs. She's seriously got the kind of rack that would inspire any man to do battle. I guess that's why she's a ring girl. Brittney had on a short dress that came down just south of her crotchecological region. She was flaunting her dynamite legs, the same ones she uses to strut around the octagon with her signs. She too had some lovely cleav for our viewing pleasure. Some might question the need for ring girls in our modern digital age. Can't people just see what round it is on a jumbotron? Anyone who thinks this way just doesn't get it.

The ring girls are as much a part of UFC history as concussions and missing teeth. Take them away and it's just two sweaty dudes beating each other up. Who wants to watch that?

Kim Kardashian Is Cleavy In Black Lace

Hall of fame hottie Kim Kardashian was sexy as F in a black lace number that she wore to the Givenchy show in Paris. Essentially, Kim was wearing a lace teddy with sheer stockings. I guess she just decided that she was going to wear her underwear to the show and forgo the whole clothing thing. I celebrate her decision to do so. Needless to say that those legendary funbags were prominently featured. Say what you want about Kim, there are two facts that are undeniable: 1) She has one of the most spectacular racks on the planet. The cleavage in this outfit can be seen from space. 2) Her booty is the best butt that has ever been fashioned by mother nature. These are not up for negotiation and are simply scientific truths like gravity or that people with small hands are creepy.

I wake up in the morning wondering what new and exciting cleavtacular outfits Kim is going to wear. I think I need to get a hobby.

Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Short Skirt; Yes, Bill, There Is a Santa Clause

Three months before the Yuletide and St. Nick has already brought me exactly what I want. Kelly Brook and her bodacious yams of glory on the streets of Los Angeles in a see-through sheer top and bra and a short skirt showing off her wrap-around-me-oh-please-dear-god legs. Damn, this is how the sidewalks in heaven surely must look. Kelly Brook with a big smile and even big funbags and happy time nipples.

Every now and then my faith in humanity is restored. Though that is completely insignificant compared to my faith in the power of crazy hot women with glorious ta-ta's to make me smile all over. Kelly Brook induces more smiles than she could possibly ever know. Thank you, Santa. I still want the Lego Star Wars MIB set, but this is the best teaser gift ever. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Deep Cleavage Boobery Show in Paris

When you think hot Parisian fashion, you think Kim Kardashian. Okay, when you think big mostly bare boobtastic and Parisian fashion, you think Kim Kardashian. The reality star is never to be outdone at a get together of high society when it comes to showing off that which made her famous. Well, not all the things that made her famous as that would be too showy even by French standards, but you can bet her funhags were on serious display during Fashion Week in Paris.

Now, somebody who knows or cares more about fashion could tell you exactly what show Kim was attending in her extreme open front outfit. But suffice it to say, she got the attention of all the cameras and at least one crazy paparazzi stalker that I believe was her basic intention. Have boobs will travel for this brunette merchandising queen. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy Flashes Major Cleavage at a Club in Las Vegas

The spectacularly boobtacular Daphne Joy filled us all with...er...joy when she left her funbags half hanging out of her dress at a club in Las Vegas. She was wearing a gold dress that could barely contain her ginormous ta-tas. Seriously, talk about contents under pressure. Oh, the sweet cleav, my friends. It was a sight to behold and how I would like to be holding them. See what I did there? Daphne has a teeny tiny waist which only makes her incredibly large yum yums look even bigger. Also the dress was super tight. Like, I don't know how she got in it and stuffed her chi-chis in them tight.

I guess it's one of those mysterious woman things like why they always go to the bathroom together or how they can take their bras off without removing their shirts. That's some wizard crap right there.

Rumer Willis Flashes Serious Skin for Haute Couture Pimping Time

I'm not sure what it is the Willis girls actually do for full-time employment, if anything, but they are certainly lending their part-time efforts to more and more alluring and showy photoshoots of late. In Rumer Willis' turn, she shoots a rather racy set of catalog pictures for Franziska Fox which I suppose would mean something to me if I knew a lick about fashion. But I don't. So let's just call these Rumer half-nekkid and almost showing off her Willis yams for the love of haute couture pimping.

I suppose being a celebrity kid is not as easy as everybody assumes. Along with the ample resources come a variety of other hurdles and stumbling blocks one must overcome when living in the shadow of fame. I don't know exactly how best to navigate those waters, I'd only continue to remind the Willis girls that being mostly nekkid a lot can only aid in this process. That's my professional opinion. Dr. Bill, out. Enjoy.