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Rita Ora Delivers Grade-A Cleavage to Radio One Teen Event

There are going to be silly teen music awards around the globe at any given time. And Rita Ora is going to do her damnedest to show up to as many as possible and win the red carpet with her her bodaciously exhibited bosom. She did a great job stealing many an award show here in the States with her diva funbags, now the Radio One Teen Music Awards in London town. And why not. She's not exactly dressing trashy, just showy, in a way that teens, especially teen boys, can absolutely admire. I say that as a fully grown man with the maturity level and dreams of a teenaged boy. Trust me, I still know how they think.

Rita Ora's music may not have caught my fancy to date, but her showy ways and hot body sure would encourage me to download her virtual self for a little holographic play time. Damn, when is technology going to get that Star Trek holo-deck good to go. I need to go camping with virtual Rita so we can be caught in a horrible rain storm and be forced to dry out our clothes over branches. I'd put out a ton of quarters and reserve that holodeck all afternoon. Rita, you are a stunner. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Brings Her Stellar Boobtastic to The Aussie Radio Awards

I'm not sure how such a stunning hot model ends up working in radio, but former model girl and sort of pop singer Sophie Monk was a big piece of the sextastic pie at the Australian Radio Awards over the weekend where she was honored for basically having one super low cut dress flashing ample bosom. There really ought to be awards for stuff like that in a more perfect world.

We haven't seen much or enough of the 30-something hottie of late. Maybe it's because she does work so much indoors these days. Which is a shame since she used to regularly titillate our gentlemen ogling sensibilities with public displays of hot bodiness. Still, every time we meet again I'm reminded of why I first fell in love with this Aussie blonde. She's not the first, and won't be the last, but oh, the happy happy Sophie Monk middle. Enjoy.

Alicia von Rittberg Braless Cleavetastic Steals the Camera Thunder at Fury Premiere

Look, if you're young German actress who gets the break to be in a Brad Pitt international blockbuster, why not pull out the dress that's going to steal the big London premiere red carpet. Hell yes that's a great idea. For your career and for us gentleman oglers who live for such moments at otherwise occasionally dull events.

Alicia von Rittberg is all of twenty years of age and hoping to bust out as a European film star. She certainly seems to have the chops. I can't speak to the thespianic skills as I've yet to see the movie, but I can speak to her wearing a low cut dress without a bra on the carpet for the premiere of Fury. Wunderbar! If this doesn't shoot your rocket straight to the sky, well, hell, I'm happy to push from behind. Well done, Fräulein. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy and Her Cleavage of Joy Host Hottie Even at the Cosmo

Thanks to our friend Garry from SunOfHollywood.com for these cleansing photos of Daphne Joy and her mounds of joy, no nuts. She really has started to grow on me. The girl formerly known mostly as 50 Cent's baby mama has become a chesty celebrity in her own right by way of deep deep cleavage at Hollywood events. You might call that a minor accomplishment, but try telling that to her epic funbags on display last night at The Cosmo for some super party that forgot to invite me, Mr. Party, to their event.

Sometimes, a good looking woman with enormous knockers in a low cut dress is all you need to turn your boring affair into a party to remember. Actually, that's true pretty much all the time. If Daphne Joy is available, I'm definitely inviting her to my Canada Day parties in the future, because admittedly, they have kind of sucked in the past. Go big or go home. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Cleavage and Hot Legs for Kimmel

Selena Gomez really is growing into her role as minxy sex symbol these days. The starlet has turned into the ingenue who has turned into the confident petite hottie who struts onto the set of late night talk shows to promote her movies and songs in classy, but revealing cleavage and leg baring dresses, knowing she will be the absolute center of attention. That takes confidence, some maturity, and a whole lot of sextastic.

Selena Gomez hit up Jimmy Kimmel to talk about her new movie, explain that negative comments about her online don't affect her while looking affected, and generally just look as alluring as my belusted little Latina diva can look. I wasn't paying attention to her words so much as I was ogling her fantastically perfect lovely female form. I hope her movie does well, whatever it is. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bouncy Flouncy Fun Time Cleavage Is In the House

I think in my recent edition of Stalker Weekly, I mentioned to you my excitement knowing Kelly Brook was moving herself into my general vicinity. That's a real estate term, sadly, not a sexual innuendo. Now Kelly and her round mounts of rebound fun are jiggling up and down the local streets making coffee runs, shopping, and whatever else it is curvaceous full-bodied female models do in between stripping down for the cameras.

Kelly Brook is the answer to those of you who displeased with the trends of skinny chicks in Hollywood. Kelly has got more than a little something something tucked up under her wardrobe. She's a woman with no straight lines anywhere, save for the line of men moving into place to hit on her now that she's single again. Not that that stopped them before. Kelly, come by any time and borrow some sugar from me. You know know when I might need a return favor on those sweets. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Yams Up for Foundation Event

It's hard to imagine in my mini-sized brain that anybody actually puts together a red carpet fundraiser event and utters the words, 'We really need to land Courtney Stodden to make this a success'. Nevertheless, there she is, with her XL sized udders righteously barely contained in her revealing dress top at some charitable event that looked far too fancy for my crocs and ripped jeans formal wear. I will give this to Courtney, she creates visuals that will not be overlooked. Such is the power of the boobtastic by its very primal defnition.

Credit is due to Courtney's mom and public rep who books her for these fancy gigs. She wouldn't have made it past the Deacon at my school dances, not with her demon's handiwork hanging out so brazenly. Then again, I would have definitely asked her to dance. Something slow. Like a Hall & Oates ballad. There's being picky and then there's been a horny teen. Never the twain shall meet. Enjoy.