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Joanna Krupa and Kendra Wilkinson Go Battle Cleavage Decked Out for Party-Time

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 12:35 pm

While Joanna Krupa is newly married to a nightclub investor (which doesn't sound shady at all) and Kendra Wilkinson is married to an ex-NFL player turned handbag holder, both wives love to get attention for their chestal regions, leading to a little cleave-off over this past weekend.

Joanna was at BOA Steakhouse celebrating with her newlywed husband and showing off her model body...

Joanna Krupa Flashes Cleavage Outside BOA Steakhouse in LA

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While Kendra was in Vegas at some club or another being paid to smile and pimp her wares to draw visitors into the establishment.

Kendra Wilkinson Cleavy at Paris Las Vegas Promo Event

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Two women, two separate purposes, two sets of very fine and full funbags. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Cleavetastic for Choppers Summer Campaign

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 9:59 am

Kate Upton Boobs in Choppers Summer 2013 Campaign June 2013

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We had a rather rousing, short-lived discussion in the office here yesterday over who has nicer melons, Kate Upton or Kelly Brook. Hey, this is what we talk about here during our downtime. So, it's just like our uptime. I say short-lived discussion because after yesterday, we had the best, clearest view of the amazing Kelly Brook funbags ever seen before, while we remain completely devoid of anything closely posed and topless for Kate Upton. So the verdict remains in doubt. Sadly so. Though hopefully not for long.

Featured once more in the Choppers summer campaign mini-pictorial, the Kate Upton tremendous boobage almost fell out of her bikini top, a bittersweet reminder that as sweet as her flesh puppies are in our lives, there will always be some hint of emptiness in our hearts until we see those sextastic suckers flapping free in the midday sun. Anticipation, it really does kill your slowly. Enjoy.

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Carmen Ortega Cleavetastic in Green

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 8:08 am

Carmen Ortega Cleavage in a Flowing Green Dress Photoshoot in Hollywood

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I have a sneaking suspicion that Latina model Carmen Ortega can make any outfit a mere barely covering of her bodacious boobtastic and body. We're used to seeing her in skimpy little outfits and bikinis, but even in this striking full length green dress, she manages to make us believe that she's completely nekkid. At least, I believe it. I can even see it if I close my eyes.

Carmen Ortega has all the tools to be a true force in the sextastic celebrity circuit. But no tools greater than the ability to take off her clothes entirely and tell the photographer to start snapping away. I hope she opts for that choice soon, for as much as we encourage flexing the imagination muscle here, let's be honest, it's so much easier to just go straight from eyeball to, well, other similar shaped anatomical objects. Enjoy.

WE'RE MORE FAMILIAR WITH CARMEN ORTEGA IN A BIKINI

Carmen Ortega Shows Her Curves in a Bikini in Miami

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Haley King and Giada De Laurentiis Highlight the Boobtastic Goodness at Daytime Emmy Awards

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 12:33 pm

Haley King Cleavy at the 40th Daytime Emmy Awards in Beverly Hills

Giada de Laurentiis Shows Cleavage at the 40th Daytime Emmy Awards in Beverly Hills

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There's a thing called the Daytime Emmy Awards. Think of it as the Emmy Awards, but strictly for unemployed heavier set people who watch a lot of TV during the day. To be fair, that group also includes relatively slender stoners, retired police officers, and working bartenders. Still, it's mostly shows most people have never heard of winning awards. Talk shows, judge shows, soaps, cooking and lifestyle shows, and yadda yadda yadda.

BUT, there is definitely something to be said for the hotness of some of the winners and attendees over the weekend, most notably the boobtastic faptastic displays put on by young busty Haley King, and veteran cleavetastic queen, Giada de Laurenttis. Both ladies brought some serious chest skin exhibition game to the award show. It's almost enough to make me want to take up daytime television watching. I do so love my couch and Bugles. Enjoy.

HAYLEY KING IS A SMALLER STARLET WITH BIG CHESTY DREAMS

Haley King Shows Major Cleavage at Nylon Magazine Party in Hollywood

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Mariah Carey Boobtastic Flashing at Hot Jersey Summer Jam

By Bill Swift | June 6, 2013 @ 1:04 pm

Mariah Carey Flashes Cleavage at HOT 97 Summer Jam XX in NJ

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Of course, nothing in this world is hotter than a pop music radio station Hot Summer Jam. It's hotter than the sun if you listen to the promos. While the radio deejay hype may be a bit much, we have never been able to get enough of the Mariah Carey cleavage flashes she's been famous for through the years.

While the Mariah body has to be a bit more carefully packaged these days, the girl can still most definitely bring out her girls for special events, such at the Hot 97 Summer Jam in Jersey, where the diva gave a healthy dose of her cans to the heavily teen audience. Why buy 'em if you're not going to flaunt 'em? Enjoy.

MARIAH'S BOSOM GOT HUGE WHEN SHE ENTERED MILF LAND

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Mai Nishinda Cleavetastic Returns to Haunt Your Libido With Tokyo Dreams

By Bill Swift | June 6, 2013 @ 11:52 am

Mai Nishida Sexy Photos Full of Cleavage

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On my tombstone, next to the graffiti that says 'bitch owed me money', expect a chiseled notice that 'twas the Busty Asians that killed him.' I fully expect this rare but lusciously deadly combination to be my mortal undoing. At least I'm going out happy. And I could not be happier than the return of Mai Nishida in a cleavetastic bikini and bra top spread in Young Magazine. It's a little something old and a little something new, in a perfect Mai hottie stew.

Mai Nishida has been one of the special plums we've uncovered on our ventures to the Orient for Eastern displays of sextastic celebrity. Thankfully, Mai happens to do work in the U.S., which leads me to believe we are desperately trying to contact her for a little Egotastic! special work. I say that only because the phone is currently in my right hand. Yes, that's my phone. Quit it. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Is Smart, Sassy, Hot, and Did I Mention Cleavetastic?

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2013 @ 10:43 am

Kelly Brook Sweet Cleavage at Victoria Square’s 5th Birthday Bash in Belfast

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You already know my retirement plans involve moving into the bosom cleft of Britty hot model and actress Kelly Brook. I intend to reside there, living out my days in warmth and comfort nestled betwixt her luscious glowing funbags. I tell you this, it's going to be way better than South Florida (no offense to the Snowbirds).

Kelly Brook hit a birthday bash in Ireland and took her loving pair of chesty treats right along with her across the waters. I'm told nothing got wet. Except for me now. TMI. Guilty. Enjoy.