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Miranda Kerr’s Mighty Cleav And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Miranda Kerr's cleavage lit up all of New York City. (The Superficial)

Tara Reid is actually looking pretty hot again. (TMZ)

Roselyn Sanchez wears a see-through outfit to the Latin Grammies. (Huffington Post)

Christina Milian's nip goes peek-a-boo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paz Vega's cleavage is muy caliente! (Hollywood Tuna)

Lisalla Montenegro wins Instagram with this bikini pic. (Popoholic)

Greer Grammer is miss Golden Globes and I'd like to see her Golden Globes. (COED)

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy Hot Leggy Sizzles for the Foreign Press

Emily Ratajkowski is showing up to more and more places in clothes. It's kind of a mixed bag. While I always dream of her extensive unclad work, it's always a blessing to see a super sextastic young woman in her cleavy finest at events such as this Hollywood Foreign Press bit of nonsense two months still ahead of the Golden Globe Awards. The awards season in Hollywood is pretty much a year round thing now, which I would complain more about save for the likes of Emily Ratajkowski looking like the dream girl I had hoped to take to the prom (no offense to Andrea and her back brace naturally, we had good times).

My verdict is in. I will allow Emily to be seen in clothing, at times, provided she obtain my prior written consent and I can still see enough skin to receive a material levels of tingles. This current leg and chest show meets the standard. I approve! Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Works Her Ginger Magics In Red Band Society Clip

I'm pretty sure that Red Band Society show on Fox is meant for a demographic not consisting of men who try to save money by eating happy hour food for dinner. I'm also quite sure this is the second time today I've posted pictures of Bella Thorne. But what am I to do? This Disney starlet turned multi-media ingenue is simply everywhere these days. And she's not exactly hard to look at.

Bella plays a role in the show's most recent episode where we start to see a glimpse of talents future. I can't speak their name (Funions), but I can certainly see how like Kendall, Miley, and others before her, she's slowly moving artistically forward into more grown up roles. And good for her. And us. And the Keepers of the Sextastic Time Space Continuum. Everybody's a winner when roses blossom. Enjoy.

Hells Bells! Phoebe Price Nearly Spills Out of Her Top

I must say, every woman looks remarkably better when in an AC/DC shirt. Something hot about rocker chicks, even if only half-committed I suppose, so long as the other half if committed to super low cut tops and big cut bosoms. Like Phoebe Price. That no longer so rare specimen of celebrity in Hollywood looking to get noticed for her bodily features. Well, I'd be lying if I didn't admit to noticing.

Phoebe often walks her dog down the streets of Beverly Hills in semi to very revealing outfits. I'd say it doesn't work, but it does. If the paps won't come to you, you come to the paps. Something elegant like that. And when you're about to spill out of your top with your fun sized funbags, well, people are going to take pictures. And oglers are going to do their thing as well. We all have our part to play in the circle of prurient life. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Cleavy In A Super Tight Latex Dress In Melbourne

Every day I get up, make some coffee, and eagerly await news of whatever revealing outfit Kim Kardashian wore the night before. She rarely disappoints. In today's ensemble, Kim is sporting a TIGHT pink latex dress with a built in shelf to show off those legendary funbags. The bra part of the dress looks more like plastic and, as we all know, plastic doesn't adhere to the body. So, her thingies are more placed on top of the bra than actually being held by them. The result is cleav the likes of which are rarely seen on the Earth. The rest of the dress hugged Kim's famous curves and reminded us all of what a lucky SOB Kanye West is. She was there promoting her new perfume Fleur Fatale. I imagine you need a nice fragrance on your body after wearing a latex dress for a long sweaty night.

What I do know is that I look forward to seeing what surprises Kim has in store for tonight. Will it be a see-through top? A leather bondage outfit? Or will she just be naked? We'll have to wait and see.

Jennifer Lawrence Looks Red Hot Heading To The Late Show

America's sexy sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence was looking sultry in red on her way to the Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. The dress was short on both ends so you could see plenty of top and bottom. Ah, the famous Jennifer Lawrence cleav. Her Katniss Everdeens are part of the reason people love her so much. Who can forget their Academy Award winning role in American Hustle? They were amazing in that movie. She's also got a pretty awesome set of stems as well. Probably due to all that running around in the woods with Peeta or whatever for those Hunger Games movies. I also enjoyed their work in American Hustle. That movie was all about her boobs and legs.

Seems she had a bit of trouble with the crowds when she was leaving the show. That's the problem with big groups of people in New York. They tend to get a little booty grabby if you're not careful.

Casey Batchelor Cleavetastic Displays Light Up the London Night Sky

Reality star and TV hostess and girl who may or may not be dating every famous rogue in Britain these days, Casey Batchelor took her ample sweet cleavage out for a stroll in the London evening air to give her lady humps a pleasant breather. Thankfully, us gentleman oglers got a sweet taste of the luxurious funbags barely nested in her barely top. There's no reason why chesty promenades can't be a group experience.

Casey is the kind of girl who is going to leave a string of broke hearts and other shredded and chafed body parts in her wake. She seems to be rather okay with all of that, which in itself is pretty damn alluring. I'd happily let Casey break me, and keep her on my Christmas card list after the fact hoping she'd return and do it again. When you've seen me in my sweater with the hounds by the fireplace, you really can't resist. Casey, call me. I'll tie myself up in anticipation of your arrival. Enjoy.