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The Bella Twins Flashing Their Cleavy Twins Out in West Hollywood

The wrestling diva twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella decided to give Tinsel Town a little taste of their moves last night leaving a fancy restaurant where I go looking for scraps after hours to feed my dog Mr. Featherstone and occasionally he shares with me, which is nice and keeps me going for a few more days.

Nikki and Brie are known for their dramatic storylines, two-timing, gut punching moves in the well staged drama that is the WWE. If you're not sure what is real and what is not real, I'd err on the side of the former, including when describing certain indisputably eye popping elements of the twins fine lady parts. They do present a must-see package in double time. Four funbags for the price of... well, like they say, if you have to ask, you can not afford. Fair enough, I ogle thusly from afar cleavetastic twins. Enjoy.

Katie Price Goes Massive Cleavage for De Minimis Book Launch

Ah, Katie Price. Model, reality star, and noted author. Well, noted as having the largest yams of anybody who's ever put out more than a half dozen or so books perhaps. I'm not sure Katie writes them, I'm quite sure I will never read them, but that doesn't mean we can't rejoice in the display of ta-ta's she puts on every single time she puts another tome out in into the Amazon world. I'll say this for Katie, she knows how to get the press to show up for her announcements.

Katie's new book is called Make My Wish Come True. I'm going to go ahead and state that unless her wish is to have a Yankee blogger motorboat her for five minutes then ask if she has any crackers, I probably can't oblige. I'm sure the deeper meaning is between the covers. I'll leave it to you to decipher as I sit here and gladly allow gravity to direct my eyeball orbitals in the direction of her massive mammary. There's no hobby quite like reading. Enjoy.

 

Rita Ora Delivers Grade-A Cleavage to Radio One Teen Event

There are going to be silly teen music awards around the globe at any given time. And Rita Ora is going to do her damnedest to show up to as many as possible and win the red carpet with her her bodaciously exhibited bosom. She did a great job stealing many an award show here in the States with her diva funbags, now the Radio One Teen Music Awards in London town. And why not. She's not exactly dressing trashy, just showy, in a way that teens, especially teen boys, can absolutely admire. I say that as a fully grown man with the maturity level and dreams of a teenaged boy. Trust me, I still know how they think.

Rita Ora's music may not have caught my fancy to date, but her showy ways and hot body sure would encourage me to download her virtual self for a little holographic play time. Damn, when is technology going to get that Star Trek holo-deck good to go. I need to go camping with virtual Rita so we can be caught in a horrible rain storm and be forced to dry out our clothes over branches. I'd put out a ton of quarters and reserve that holodeck all afternoon. Rita, you are a stunner. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Brings Her Stellar Boobtastic to The Aussie Radio Awards

I'm not sure how such a stunning hot model ends up working in radio, but former model girl and sort of pop singer Sophie Monk was a big piece of the sextastic pie at the Australian Radio Awards over the weekend where she was honored for basically having one super low cut dress flashing ample bosom. There really ought to be awards for stuff like that in a more perfect world.

We haven't seen much or enough of the 30-something hottie of late. Maybe it's because she does work so much indoors these days. Which is a shame since she used to regularly titillate our gentlemen ogling sensibilities with public displays of hot bodiness. Still, every time we meet again I'm reminded of why I first fell in love with this Aussie blonde. She's not the first, and won't be the last, but oh, the happy happy Sophie Monk middle. Enjoy.

Alicia von Rittberg Braless Cleavetastic Steals the Camera Thunder at Fury Premiere

Look, if you're young German actress who gets the break to be in a Brad Pitt international blockbuster, why not pull out the dress that's going to steal the big London premiere red carpet. Hell yes that's a great idea. For your career and for us gentleman oglers who live for such moments at otherwise occasionally dull events.

Alicia von Rittberg is all of twenty years of age and hoping to bust out as a European film star. She certainly seems to have the chops. I can't speak to the thespianic skills as I've yet to see the movie, but I can speak to her wearing a low cut dress without a bra on the carpet for the premiere of Fury. Wunderbar! If this doesn't shoot your rocket straight to the sky, well, hell, I'm happy to push from behind. Well done, Fräulein. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy and Her Cleavage of Joy Host Hottie Even at the Cosmo

Thanks to our friend Garry from SunOfHollywood.com for these cleansing photos of Daphne Joy and her mounds of joy, no nuts. She really has started to grow on me. The girl formerly known mostly as 50 Cent's baby mama has become a chesty celebrity in her own right by way of deep deep cleavage at Hollywood events. You might call that a minor accomplishment, but try telling that to her epic funbags on display last night at The Cosmo for some super party that forgot to invite me, Mr. Party, to their event.

Sometimes, a good looking woman with enormous knockers in a low cut dress is all you need to turn your boring affair into a party to remember. Actually, that's true pretty much all the time. If Daphne Joy is available, I'm definitely inviting her to my Canada Day parties in the future, because admittedly, they have kind of sucked in the past. Go big or go home. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Cleavage and Hot Legs for Kimmel

Selena Gomez really is growing into her role as minxy sex symbol these days. The starlet has turned into the ingenue who has turned into the confident petite hottie who struts onto the set of late night talk shows to promote her movies and songs in classy, but revealing cleavage and leg baring dresses, knowing she will be the absolute center of attention. That takes confidence, some maturity, and a whole lot of sextastic.

Selena Gomez hit up Jimmy Kimmel to talk about her new movie, explain that negative comments about her online don't affect her while looking affected, and generally just look as alluring as my belusted little Latina diva can look. I wasn't paying attention to her words so much as I was ogling her fantastically perfect lovely female form. I hope her movie does well, whatever it is. Enjoy.