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Ashley Sky Swimsuit Pictures Reveal So Much Sextastic

What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.

Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can't even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.

Ashley Sky, don't ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Teen Cleavy for Charity Kickball, No Kidding

Pia Mia Perez is benefitting from being a Friend of the Jenners, being Kanye's protege (and maybe more), and looking like the absolutely perfect teen pop star for the current music landscape. Kanye has stated he's going to turn this seventeen year old into the next Rihanna. I tend to believe him. The look is already there. I've heard the music, it's, well, it's Rihanna in many ways. Make of that what you will.

The next natural step toward becoming the new Rihanna is obviously showing off what you got as often and everywhere as possible. Naturally, given her age, Pia can only show so much until September, but she's doing her part already with the push up things and the low cut things and the whole, I'm mature for my years thing. None of this happens by accident. It's all part of the program to build a teen girl audience by being the fantasy prototype. I suppose there will be many beneficiaries to Pia's ladder climbing. Shortly after she turns eighteen in September, I quite reckon we'll be one of those benefitting heavily. Enjoy.

Aubrey O’Day and Her Boobtastic Aplenty Reunites With Danity Kane for Vegas Pool Party

Are you like me? Did you cry when you heard Danity Kane broke up? Did they break up? I don't know, I just like to cry a lot, I'm very in touch with my sensitive side. Just as I was when I saw Aubrey O'Day and her girl group cohorts flashing their lady parts on the red carpet of some Vegas pool party over the weekend. They were performing I think, I kind of lost track in the fog of staring deep into the magical chest of Aubrey O'Day as it washed away all my troubles like a Calgon bath of funbags.

I can't say I was ever much for the Danity Kane sound, but as far as Aubrey O'Day and her Danity Kane Double-D's, well, that has always been music to my ears. MTV's Making the Boobs, err, Making the Band lives on its musical progeny. Two enormous progenies staring back at me right now in fact. Bless your low cut tops, Aubrey. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Leggy And Cleavy In Italy

The lovely Selena Gomez was looking hot as F in a black dress at a gala dinner for the Ischia Global Festival in Italy. One of the things about Selena that I really respect is the fact that she rarely wears a bra. Such was the case on the night of the gala. The low cut dress showed off that famous Gomez cleavage and just a hint of sideboob as well. Selena's girls have been looking...er...larger recently. Maybe it's just from vitamins and exercise? Either way, her funbags look amazing. The dress also has a slit in the front that goes almost all the way up to her hoo-ha giving us a nice eyeful of her legs. Selena has a pretty phenomenal set of stems. They are perfectly toned and fit. Luckily, she likes to show those off as well.

What I'm saying is that Selena knows how much we appreciate looking at her in various states of undress and she's willing to oblige us. She's a real mensch, only, you know, a chick.

Miranda Kerr Shows A Little Cleavage In NYC

Australian model Miranda Kerr was looking cleavetastic in a low cut dress in New York City. Miranda was out and about in the big bad city and forgot to bring her bra. But that's OK. We have very lax laws about flashing boob flesh here in New York. Technically, you can walk around topless. We weren't lucky enough for Miranda to go full exposure but the of lovely cleavage she did show off is plenty. Miranda is so unbelievably hot. Of all the Victoria's Secret angels that have flown through our lives on their lingerie covered wings Miranda might be my favorite. She's just so gorgeous, ya'll, no joke. What I like most about her is that unlike a lot of her model friends Miranda has a really nice rack. They aren't too big or too small but just right. Like the porridge Goldilocks ate but with boobies.

I really need to start writing my posts in sidewalk cafes in the fashionable parts of town so I can see all of these beautiful women walking the streets of New York. It's a much better view than looking at my cat in my apartment in Brooklyn.

Daphne Joy Hot Hot Cleavage and Commando Leg Show Continues in Hollywood

At some point we'll probably stop referring to model Daphne Joy as 50-Cent's baby mama, though that is her primary celebrity tag. A few more turns around Hollywood hotspots flashing her tremendous yams and slit dresses without any panties onwill probably give her a brand new reputation soon enough. A great reputation

Daphne and her twin joys were spotted outside Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood barely hanging on or in to her dress top. There was a moment when I thought we would have a sneaky peek at her lady nest as well, so close, and not all that far. I'm keeping the faith. There's no doubt the exotic looking Daphne Joy is going to create quite a buzz in Tinsel Town. She's got the basic tools and the desire for attention. This should get very interesting very soon. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy Models Her Cleavetastic for Shoppers Delight

Thanks to our friend Garry from SunOfHollywood.com for this chesty peek at model Daphne Joy, the baby mama to 50 Cent, if you happen to follow those kinds of things. But if you don't, you can now know her as the exotic looking chesty model showing off her cleavetastic delights to pimp some online shopping program because people need to buy more things.

Daphne Joy put the joy joy joy deep into various bodily organs as she showed up in a low cut dress, a killer smile, and not much else to make a memorable introduction here on Egotastic! Daphne, we do so love the alluring ladies with large funbags around here. Maybe don't bring your baby daddy around and you can hang out for as long as you like. I've even put out something for you to wear should you stay the night. It's very lightweight, almost like it's not even there. I can't wait to see it on that ridiculously hot body of yours. I pray 50 doesn't kill me before the dawn. Enjoy.