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Bella Thorne Cleavy Green Dress Stuns at Fashion Week Event

Bella Thorne wanted to make an impression at the silly Fashion Rocks event evening affair at The Barclay Center. So while Justin Bieber was on stage making an ass out of himself, Bella was on the red carpet in a revealing green dress that put paparazzi and age-gaters into something of a tizzy.

Depending on who you believe, her parents I suppose sort of semi-reliable, Bella is just a simple teen girl with aspirations of cuddling with puppies and eating carmel corn at the stare fair. Though according to her lifestyle, Bella is a completely independent world traveling TV and film starlet with a boyfriend and a penchant for wild adventures. Either way, people are going to notice when you wear low cut tops to the biggest celebrity event on the planet last night. So, notice away if you like. Don't notice if you care not to. But whatever you do, don't ignore Bella Thorne, she is a force to be reckoned with. Enjoy.

Daisy Lowe Sweet Sideboobs and Deep Cleavage for the GQ Awards

I don't know if it was the Woman of the Year or Man of the Year Awards, or if they're one in the same. After catching sight of Britty model hottie Daisy Lowe and her tremendous teats barely contained in her racy outfit for the ceremony, I lost track of the not the least bit important award show details. Daisy Lowe has always been a charming exhibitionist, though not a super public attention seeker. At least not enough for my tastes. But when she decides to give it her one-hundred percent, wow, she can really own a red carpet.

We applaud the ladies who bare their udders with utter disregard for silly social standards of modesty. If you got it, flaunt it. The kids will be okay, trust me. They suckle those yams to sustain and nurture. Nobody but the misled finds anything wrong with beautiful women showing off their bounty. This is part of what keeps me going day after day. Knowing the battle continues. Also, you know, getting paid to stare at Daisy Lowe's ridiculously hot body. I'd say it's 50-50. Enjoy.

Eiza Gonzalez Cleavy Tight Dress Perfection

Super Latina sextastica Eiza Gonzalez made quite an impression leaving the Chateau Marmont in a tight low cut dress that showed off nearly every bit of her nearly perfect body. Okay, maybe it is perfect. I'd have to have a closer inspection to see for sure.

For now, let's just call the Mexican hottie singer and actress passion inducing to an extreme degree. Some people say Miley stood no chance again this woman for the affection of her former fiance. I have no comment other than to say I'd probably drop my mom in the street for a chance to lock arms and other body parts with Eiza Gonzalez. Truly en fuego. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Cleavage and Kiddy Cosplay Show Merge in Winnipeg

As always, Katy Cocktease uneasily merged her tremendous cleavage and curvy diva body show with a weirdly childish cosplay theme for her show in Winnipeg that leaves me forced to wait until after the concert to yell out, c'mon, Katy, show us those honkers!

The more I see Katy, the more confused I become. Not about my desire to see the ultimate career making cocktease show off her spectacularly robust rack, but for the nature of her audience, which I presume to be young girls who probably don't spend forty minutes each day lighting candles in hopes of seeing her yams. Let's just  call the Katy Perry fan base a solid blend of demographics and wishes. Though, our wish is obviously more important. C'mon, Katy. Soon it will be past time. Let's do this in your prime. Enjoy.

Shayna Taylor Leggy And Cleavy At Club 55 St. Tropez

The lovely Shayna Taylor was spotted with some major cleav at Club 55 in St. Tropez. The young model was wearing a jacket that pretty much exposed most of her boobies. The result is some seriously sexy cleavage action. Shayna has a fairly outstanding rack. They are large and perky and oh so satisfying. Shayna's barely there jacket also gives us a peek at her tightly toned bare-midriff. Is there anything sexier than a hot woman with a tight stomach? I say there is not. Shayna also has a pretty spectacular pair of legs. They are long and tanned and muscular. If rumors about her dating Ryan Seacrest are true, he is one lucky SOB. Shayna looks like she's down to party and she's young.

He's 39 and I imagine wants to go to bed early. This is the real problem with May/December romances. All you want to do in your late thirties is take a nap.

 

Jessica Simpson Big Mama Boobtastic Out for Pimping Her Scent

Jessica Simpson does not hold back when it comes to working the consumer side of her merchandise empire. No holds barred. Or funbags. The mom and recent wife and queen of all things licensed on the Target shelves has a new perfume out with some name that surely sounds powerful yet feminine, tough yet soft. Something like that. What is mostly definitely powerful yet feminine are Jessica's major league honkers on display in her advertisement for the on-sale scent. Holy big honkers. Those are some pimping hard giant sized peaches.

There's no point in questioning Jessica Simpson's business choices. She's proven herself to have a nose, and chest, for this type of work. If she believes flashing her mega cans is going to help her sell her fragrance, I am certainly not going to ask her to cover up. I wouldn't ask her that under any circumstance. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan Got a New Haircut and, More Importantly, a Low Cut Dress

I'm not one to comment on hairstyles. The  girls at Supercuts know me as El Big Tipper. But I do know wardrobe on a lady, so I will say I am particularly pleased with Rose McGowan and her veteran hot body choice of super low cut dress for an evening out at the Chateau Marmont.

Rose McGowan most definitely falls into my Forty and Fappable list of Hollywood mature lady wicked sextastic bodies and much of her chesty goodness was on display thanks to that little black dress in question. I couldn't think of a finer way to wardrobe the brunette actress if I was doing it myself. And, hopefully, someday, I will get that chance. I could adjust those mams like nobody's business. I always warm my hands prior to an adjustment so there's less of a shock and more of a happy tingle. On my part at least. Two thumbs up to your racktastic, Rose. Keep up the good work. Enjoy.