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Meagan Good Rip-roarious Deep Cleavage at Anchorman 2 Premiere in London

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2013 @ 11:34 am

Meagan Good Deep Cleavage at Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Premiere in London

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Why the heck not? That's my life's motto, seemingly adopted by Meagan Good who plunged the plunging neckline on her dress at the Anchorman 2 premiere in London to plunge worthy depths. She's in a movie that's about to make a small fortune. A comedy no less. Why the heck not bring out both barrels of your cleavy goodness and steal the red carpet over in Jolly Old England? Um, that's rhetorical I guess.

Meagan looked downright amazing and if you weren't going to see the movie just because it's going to be effin' hilarious, Meagan gives you two more plenty fine reasons. Enjoy.

MEAGAN IS NOT AFRAID TO BRING HER GIRLS OUT TO PLAY ON THE RED CARPET

Meagan Good Nipple Pokes in Cleavy Dress at the 2013 BET Awards

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Jewel Goes Country Cleavetastic for Music Awards

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2013 @ 8:36 am

Jewel Cleavy at the 2013 American Country Awards in Vegas

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It was time for the American Country Awards in Vegas, which I suppose are different than the Country Music Awards by about one word, but they still brought out all the country music hotties and the sort of almost country music hotties alike. But what really caught my eye was singer Jewel, who's been making a boobtastic comeback of late, showing up to red carpet events with her chest puppies pushed up to the nines, announcing her return to relevancy.

And quite an announcement she made last night with her cleavy goodness, looking mighty fine. I remember Jewel from back in the day when she was always good for a teasy upskirt or naughty peek onstage. Could this be a return to those glory days? If so, I'd like to write a country music song about it. Melancholy it shall be. Enjoy.

JEWEL'S CHEST GOT A LITTLE 'IN BETWEEN' LOOKING BACK A FEW YEARS AGO

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Georgia Salpa Drops Major Cleavage at the U.K. Lingerie Awards

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2013 @ 10:57 am

Georgia Salpa Big Cleavage at the 2013 UK Lingerie Awards in London

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Awards for wearing lingerie? What awesomeness is this, pray tell? The British may be pushing out noxious boy band craptastic of late, but they've also developed something called the Lingerie Awards, which gives them a Get Out of Jail Free card on that other artistic stank.

Georgia Salpa showed up cleavetastic big time for the event, flashing acres and acres of chestal goodness, to either win an award, or show that it was an honor just to be nominated. There are so many trophies I would like to give Georgia for her epic frontal goodness. One of them looks not so dissimilar to an Oscar. Good show, Georgia. Enjoy.

THE BRITS EFFED UP EVICTING GEORGIA FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

Georgia Salpa Evicted from the Big Brother House

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Mariah Carey Busted Out Her Bad Girls for Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting

By Bill Swift | December 5, 2013 @ 8:48 am

Mariah Carey Busty Christmas Show in NYC

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We'd be remiss if we completely overlooked the bodacious veteran hottie bust show Mariah Carey put on the other night at the tree lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center. Much like the traditional of the Christmas Tree itself, each year an entertainer is obliged to show up and turn Christmas into a boobtastic spectacular. And thankfully so.

This is Mariah's second year in a row and she went deep deep into her cleavage bag of tricks to make all the nice kids feel a bit naughty. I know my two lumps of coal were tingling. Gold, frankenincense, and Mariah. Still the best Christmas presents to this very day. Enjoy.

MARIAH WORKING HER CLEAVETASTIC MAGIC AT TREE LIGHTING 2012

Mariah Carey and Her Cleavage Performs for Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting in NYC

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Nicola McClean Goes Deep Deep Cleavage for Now Magazine X-Mas Party

By Bill Swift | November 28, 2013 @ 6:48 am

Nicola McLean Deep Cleavage at Now Magazine Christmas Party in London

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Well, consider British reality show star Nicola McClean the winner to date of the best dressed at the office Christmas Party. Granted, it's just Thanksgiving and I don't think Nicola was at her own office, but, man, did she spruce up the Now magazine holiday party in London. She brought out both guns and barely covered them in a neck line that has to be described as dramatic, if not nearly tortuous. I'm not exactly sure how she got her free swinging flesh puppies to stay inside her top, but I sure would like to get a research grant from the government to research the matter in private.

There's plenty of time left in the most arousing office Christmas Party wardrobe unofficial contest, but Nicola will be tough to beat. Enjoy.

LAUREN POPE IS ANOTHER BRITISH LADY NOT AFRAID TO EXPOSE THE CLEAVE

Lauren Pope Shows Deep Cleavage at the Mayfair Hotel in London

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Hayden Panettiere Deep Cleavage for Deep Giving at Charity Auction

By Bill Swift | November 26, 2013 @ 8:53 am

Hayden Panettiere Cleavage at 2013 (RED) Auction in New York

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I'm not exactly sure what the RED auction in New York was for last night, but I do know that Hayden Panettiere brought her big open heart to the even, intent to show it off with a very low cut revealing dress, flashing a ton of sweet Hayden cleavage on the red carpet. It certainly put me into the giving mood. I just gave ten minutes away to staring lecherously at the little minx's faptastic hot body.

It's not fair to say that Hayden Panettiere is underrated, since so many of you lust so deeply for the bosomy petite thespianic. But it's fair to say she is left off most top hotties lists toward the end of the year. Maybe because of her diminutive statures or maybe everybody is just scared they will misspell her last name as I do half the time. But she deserves recognition. And if she has to keep showing off her boobtastic to get that done, so be it. And good. Enjoy.

HAYDEN SHOWED OFF HER CURVY LITTLE HOT BODY THIS SUMMER

Hayden Panettiere in a Purple Bikini on the Beach in Florida

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Lola Ponce Cleavetastic Bike Riding Spins My Spokes

By Bill Swift | November 25, 2013 @ 10:55 am

Lola Ponce Cleavy on a Bike Ride in Miami

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Meh, I probably could've come up with a better naughty sounding bicycle reference, but I must admit half my focus is currently consumed recalling all the bike riders in the past year who have flipped me off or sworn at me or showed up outside my place with a torch threatening to burn me out for running over their brother. They are a tempestuous lot.

But not Lola Ponce. She could just be the savior of cyclists everywhere, in her little shorts and cleavy low cut top, the Argentinean MILFtastic singer is doing her part in Miami to remind everybody that people on bikes aren't just angry, lane-demanding, self-righteous snots in Spandex padded pants. They're people too. And Lola Ponce is the best looking kind of people, so she's even more important. Enjoy.