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Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Short Skirt; Yes, Bill, There Is a Santa Clause

Three months before the Yuletide and St. Nick has already brought me exactly what I want. Kelly Brook and her bodacious yams of glory on the streets of Los Angeles in a see-through sheer top and bra and a short skirt showing off her wrap-around-me-oh-please-dear-god legs. Damn, this is how the sidewalks in heaven surely must look. Kelly Brook with a big smile and even big funbags and happy time nipples.

Every now and then my faith in humanity is restored. Though that is completely insignificant compared to my faith in the power of crazy hot women with glorious ta-ta's to make me smile all over. Kelly Brook induces more smiles than she could possibly ever know. Thank you, Santa. I still want the Lego Star Wars MIB set, but this is the best teaser gift ever. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Deep Cleavage Boobery Show in Paris

When you think hot Parisian fashion, you think Kim Kardashian. Okay, when you think big mostly bare boobtastic and Parisian fashion, you think Kim Kardashian. The reality star is never to be outdone at a get together of high society when it comes to showing off that which made her famous. Well, not all the things that made her famous as that would be too showy even by French standards, but you can bet her funhags were on serious display during Fashion Week in Paris.

Now, somebody who knows or cares more about fashion could tell you exactly what show Kim was attending in her extreme open front outfit. But suffice it to say, she got the attention of all the cameras and at least one crazy paparazzi stalker that I believe was her basic intention. Have boobs will travel for this brunette merchandising queen. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy Flashes Major Cleavage at a Club in Las Vegas

The spectacularly boobtacular Daphne Joy filled us all with...er...joy when she left her funbags half hanging out of her dress at a club in Las Vegas. She was wearing a gold dress that could barely contain her ginormous ta-tas. Seriously, talk about contents under pressure. Oh, the sweet cleav, my friends. It was a sight to behold and how I would like to be holding them. See what I did there? Daphne has a teeny tiny waist which only makes her incredibly large yum yums look even bigger. Also the dress was super tight. Like, I don't know how she got in it and stuffed her chi-chis in them tight.

I guess it's one of those mysterious woman things like why they always go to the bathroom together or how they can take their bras off without removing their shirts. That's some wizard crap right there.

Rumer Willis Flashes Serious Skin for Haute Couture Pimping Time

I'm not sure what it is the Willis girls actually do for full-time employment, if anything, but they are certainly lending their part-time efforts to more and more alluring and showy photoshoots of late. In Rumer Willis' turn, she shoots a rather racy set of catalog pictures for Franziska Fox which I suppose would mean something to me if I knew a lick about fashion. But I don't. So let's just call these Rumer half-nekkid and almost showing off her Willis yams for the love of haute couture pimping.

I suppose being a celebrity kid is not as easy as everybody assumes. Along with the ample resources come a variety of other hurdles and stumbling blocks one must overcome when living in the shadow of fame. I don't know exactly how best to navigate those waters, I'd only continue to remind the Willis girls that being mostly nekkid a lot can only aid in this process. That's my professional opinion. Dr. Bill, out. Enjoy.

Sophia Bush Braless Cleavage on the Set of Extra

Sophia Bush really doesn't get honored enough for her faptastic female form. The thespianic made sure to get a little more than usual attention when visiting the set of Extra at Universal in a braless, open top that showed off some of her stout sisters dangling beneath. It was the type of wardrobe that could easily lend itself to one memorable malfunction. Sadly, that would make Extra interesting viewing for the first time ever and the gods did not see fit to grand such a privilege.

I've always dug Sophia Bush. Seeing her without a bra makes me dig a little deeper if you know what I'm saying. She's cute, she's hot, she's got perfect peaches. She also earns a paycheck that can keep me in the lifestyle I've become accustomed to. She seems perfect, though I won't know for sure until after our first night of reckless passion to see if she insists I meet her best friend for breakfast. Also a strong indicator it's time to change your name and move to Mexico. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Big Boobs and Big Wins at the Feline Film Festival

Oh, sure, I could look up what the Feline Film Festival is. But after this weekend of hacked celebrity photos, my Google fingers are kind of sore so I'm just going to assume this is a festival for films about cats, made by cats, or for a cat audience. Take your pick. I do know that now 20-year old Courtney Stodden showed up with her bazoongas hanging out to make sure both kittens and children alike in attendance had a solid understanding of where bowls of milk come from.

Courtney has trouble getting the A-list party invites, but if it's obscure and there's a red carpet, you can count on Courtney digging into her closet of low cut gowns to show off her enhanced yabbos and pucker like Marilyn. It's not everybody's thing, but it's Courtney's thing. And if you don't think blonde young women with enormous puppies won't get attention at a feline film festival, you are grossly mistaken. Enjoy.

Jessica Chastain Is Cleavy At “Salome And Wilde Salome” Screening

The lovely Jessica Chastain showed off more than her acting talent at a screening for the film Salome and Wilde Salome. Jessica has quite a nice rack, which she was kind enough to let us all see in a yellow dress that was cut down almost to her navel. The result was some cleavage for the ages. I think I'll be telling my grandkids about this cleav, it's that good. Jessica's ta-tas are lovely and plump, like two ginger melons. Some people don't like redheads because they have a reputation for being kind of crazy and are susceptible to sunburns. While it's true that the one redhead I dated tried to run me over with a car, (not a joke), I think it was worth it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Jessica I'm here for you no matter your debilitating lack of skin pigmentation.