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Hannah Ferguson Cleavetastic In Lingerie, Oh, What a Body!

I adore Hannah Ferguson both ways. That is nekkid or in tiny bits of lingerie. I imagine there’s a third way as well but I’d rather not consider that more clothed option. Hannah has a body built for pimping show, which is why all the swimsuit and lingerie folks are lining up for her special bodily services. There are many hot women on this planet, but only some small percentage that can move shopping mountains. Hannah has that special quality that puts her, and the rest of us, quite over the top.

Featured in the latest promo shots of itty bitty panties and garters and bras for Triumph Lingerie, Hannah visually explains why it is that women truly run this planet and men are defenseless spindles of jelly rotating endless in search of girls like Hannah in her panties. That’s not a pretty metaphor. But I’m happy being a spindle in a world full of sextastic women. Being in charge seems like way too much work. Just ask the male lions, they get it completely. Enjoy.

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Kate Winslet Chesty Hot In Blue For Movie Premiere In London

Kate Winslet simply doesn’t get enough lust love for her abiding hottie looks. Not only a talented thespianic, but a routinely bare nekkid acting lady, Kate has survived three marriages and something like forty-seven children looking like one crazy put together MILF, just on the cusp of Forties and Faptastic. I sing her praises. Well, I can’t sing, so I’ll mostly resort to humming and groping. It’s been working so far.

Kate got all dolled up, decked out, and cleavetastic for her latest movie premiere in London. You couldn’t miss her or her bosom beauties in her bright blue designed to get every camera trained on her allure. And why the heck not. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And Kate has a whole lot of ‘it’. Mmm, mommy, hold me to your chest and tell me everything’s going to be okay, at least after you teach me a stern lesson about manners. I’ve been bad. Sometimes corporal punishment is the only way to cleanse. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger, Gemma Aterton, Pixie Lott And More Britty Boobtastic Hotties at the Olivier Awards

The British girls all decked out in their cleavetastic red carpet wardrobe came out for the Olivier awards. I’m assuming since it’s named after the esteemed French actor that these awards are slightly more serious than say the MTV Movie Awards. Everybody certainly seemed to have spent more time primping and getting ready to show off their wares on the red carpet, notably Britty babes Gemma Aterton who was flashing mega-deep chesty peeks, the ridiculously hot Nicole Scherzinger who looked like one million damn dollars, and Pixie Lott who I’ve been not so secretly crushing since it become polite to mention so publicly.

The English gals do love to put on a show similar to their Hollywood counterparts. The press probably are more discreet in describing their appearance. I’m neither British or discreet so I’ll just summarize their visuals are faptastic. I love a lady who dolls up nicely. Though I will complain about the time it takes. I am a man after all, burdened by impatience and needs and an incredibly skewed view on what takes how long. Lovely ladies across the pond, bless you. Enjoy.

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Elsa Pataky Sexy Cleavage Show For The Premiere Of “Avengers: Age Of Ultron”

Spanish model and Thor’s wife Elsa Pataky was looking mighty cleavy at the premiere of The Avengers: Age of Ultron. She was channeling her inner Marilyn Monroe in a sexy low cut white dress. It has a seriously plunging neckline which showed off her goodies. You can definitely see why Thor…er…Chris Hemsworth was swept off his muscled feet. Elsa has got some incredible knockers. I mean, if they fwapped you across the face it would be more powerful than Thor’s hammer Mjolnir and twice as hot. It helps that she also wasn’t wearing a bra to the party. Who needs them? They are just hindrances. I think ladies, especially sexy ones like Elsa, should go back to the 60′s custom of burning their bras in protest.

Too bad she isn’t in the new Avengers movie. I would definitely pay to see Elsa dressed in tight spandex. Well, maybe for the sequel.

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Sextastic Sundown At Coachella Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin And Fergie Hot Leggy Trio

Things got a little celebrity hotter at Coachella when the sun went down and the private fancy parties started. Well, hotter and far more wasted. I excluded the photo of Joe Jonas looking like a space cadet because he’s a dude and we don’t like dudes, but suffice it to say, he was tripping. Along with Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin her life party partner, Fergie, Tara Reid, Bella Thorne, Paris Hilton, and Gigi Hadid made the party scene. I’m guessing the music was horrible, but the sextastic celebrities were pretty much in the mood for love, not to mention the mood for getting in touch with their experimental side.

Next year, I’m helicoptering in for this big evening shin dig. I could probably pass as a DJ given I have two hands and look unkempt. DJ B Ego, let me in to spin my iTunes pre-recorded tracks. I’ve just got to party with these girls. They may never be so wasted again. That sounds horrible. I should’ve used my inner voice. Enjoy.

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Hotties Of The MTV Movie Awards: Hailee Steinfield See Through, Emily Ratajkowski Boobtastic, And Major Jennifer Lopez Cleavage

You know the MTV Movie Awards might just be the most inane movie awards of the year in Hollywood. That’s saying something. But being MTV and tradition and Viacom and all that, the big league hotties still come out to play on the red carpet for the silly bit of pretend cinema accolades. Girls such as Hailee Steinfeld all grown up now and flashing sextastic, Emily Ratajkowski exhibiting a case of the cleavetastic, and Jennifer Lopez, the godmother of red carpet hotness, flashing deep cleavage and a hem line that would’ve got her arrested a few decades ago. As it is, these girls and more were visually arresting much of the lower half of my body during the arrivals.

Tinsel Town is the ultimate oxymoron in entertainment. So much of it is horrid, but so much of it is filled with the world’s most beautiful women. That might be a conflict for many people, but the Egotastic! man knows how to ignore the craptastic in favor of the sextastic. The MTV Movie Awards were loaded with hotties. Put on the blinders and enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Bella Thorne Lead Pack of Show Off Desert Hotties at Coachella Weekend One

The first rule of sextastic celebrity attendance at Coachella, dress like you once saw your parents in a hippy picture. Only do so from designer stores. Second rule, show lots of skin, because it’s the desert and it’s a concert and there are cameras everywhere. The third rule has to do with making out with your boyfriend ever hour but that rule we ignore here on Egotastic because it pains me to see this bevy of beauties being ravished by anyone other than me.

Say what you will about the music lineup and the sweaty packed masses in the general admissions area, the VIP swank brings out the Tinsel Town hotties everywhere, this year including Kendall Jenner, Bella Thorne, Alessandra Ambrosio, Fergie, Sarah Hyland, Paris Hilton, and many more. I’m not physically able to endure ten dollar bottled waters and the sight of ten thousand men in bandanas so I have had to put Coachella on hold, but if I ever score myself a pass to that important hotties persons only section, I’m igniting the Egotastic! blimp and heading for Indio. The sights, oh, the sights. Enjoy.

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