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Olivia Munn Cleavage Demands Attention at ‘Newsroom’ Event

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2013 @ 10:42 am

Olivia Munn Flashes Cleavage and Legs at 'Newsroom' Event in LA

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Hollywood has been celebrating TV shows this week at PaleyFest, including Newsroom, which most people love, but we mostly watch to see Olivia Munn, with years of happy Munn-baggage in tow.

Now, Olivia Munn is not exactly what she used to be. We're not sure if she just needs a vacation or a new makeup artist or just perhaps take a one month break from shtupping, but Olivia of late looks like she's been through a battle and a half.

Not saying we're not checking out her cleave and legs on the red carpet, because we are, and dreaming mightily, but w're just saying, Olivia used to drive one million fanboys into the basement with their lotion bottles with just the wink of an eye. We need to get back to that Olivia, because hard working career Olivia has a little less natural zing. Enjoy.

OLIVIA MUNN USED TO BE SO MUCH FUN

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Two Big Reasons To Love Nicki Minaj

By Bill Swift | March 4, 2013 @ 9:30 am

Nicki Minaj Major Cleavage in White Dress at Fig and Olive in West Hollywood

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The hip-hop singer turned curvaceous American Idol catatonic hostess knows what the boys like to see, that is, her girls stepping out of their top drawer for a little fresh air.

Nicki Minaj tore the cleavetastic roof off of Fig & Olive in Hollywood over the weekend, appearing in a boobtastic revealing dress that reminded everyone that no matter what you think of Nicki as a person and a musical artist, you're still going to stare at her funbags. It's a compulsion you learned years ago to stop trying to control. And Nicki obviously doesn't want you to stop. So, what the hell. Gaze away at those magnificent melons and pray Nicki gives a short speech. Enjoy.

NICKI MINAJ IS NOT SHY ABOUT SHOWING OFF HER CHEST

Nicki Minaj at the American Music Awards Announcements

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Even Cats Want to Paw Emilia Clarke’s Hot Cleavage

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

Emilia Clarke Cleavage is Loved by a Cat at 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' NYC Preview

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Emilia Clarke Topless

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Emilia Clarke fits naturally onto our list of favorite hotties from Game of Thrones. Brunette or blonde, it's all working for us, as it was for the cat she brought along to the Breakfast at Tiffany's premiere in New York City, where the horny feline did what we all wished we could do with Emilia's sweet cleave, a little declawed petting.

Sometimes, a woman is just so hot that neither man or beast can contain themselves. And if we find out this naughty kitty was a girl? Well, even hotter. Enjoy.

Ever Get the Feeling You Just Might Be a Fan of Kate Upton’s Boobs?

By Bill Swift | February 27, 2013 @ 2:17 pm

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Just an inkling if you will. A small inexplicable tingle when you hear the name, Kate Upton, let alone, 'Holy crap, did you see Kate Upton's hooters?'.

If you're experiencing such anatomical seismic reactions at the mere mention of such a visual concept, then perhaps you best not peek into our gallery of the 50 Favorite Kate Upton Busty Moments, you may just not make it home for dinner. Or breakfast, for our low and slow fans out there.

Either way, do try to enjoy responsibly.

Eleanor Tomlinson Sweet Cleavetastic Dominates Jack the Giant Slayer Premiere

By Bill Swift | February 27, 2013 @ 1:38 pm

Eleanor Tomlinson Reveals Cleavage at 'Jack The Giant Slayer' Hollywood Premiere

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You may never have heard of 20-year old British actress, Eleanor Tomlinson before, but I assure you you are not soon to forget the day she and her meaty mammaries made their way onto Egotastic! at the Jack the Giant Slayer premiere in Hollywood.

Now, all signs for this movie point toward a sadly fallen beanstalk at the box office, but all signs for Eleanor Tomlinson at the wicked hot boobtastic she revealed on the red carpet, well, they point toward greatness. Eleanor, welcome to Egotastic!. Hang up your bra, stay awhile. Enjoy.

Happy Cleavetastic Birthday, Ashley Greene (Call Me, I’m Waiting In Your Special Spot)

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 2:19 pm

Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos

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Few women have moved me over the years as Ashley Greene has moved me. Moved me to tears. Moved me to smiles. And forced me to move my Ikea Billy to lay down plastic sheeting on the living room parquet panel flooring when I've had too many Ashley Greene induced smiles. Ashley Greene stirs the primal passion pot with her unassuming sextastic, not to mention some funbags that I'd kill any one of you for the opportunity of an eight second bucking boobtastic ride.

Well, today is Ashley's birthday. And, as is my annual tradition, I've got a room for Ashley and myself at the local Red Roof Inn, a garden view no less, and stocked it with enough chalupas, Korbel champagne, and WD-40 to ensure a night of birthday passions interrupted only by the occasional bouts of gastrointestinal distress. I hope the annual tradition of Ashley standing me up does not hold. Without hope, what do we have?

Take a look at 10 cleavetastic photos of Ashley that remind me why I've fire branded her name onto my jewel sack. And, yes, that was hella painful. Happy Birthday, Ashley.

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage May Just Be Her Saving Grace

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 12:42 pm

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage in DeJour Magazine

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While we fear the porn star Kim Kardashian pregnancy may be spawning the destruction of the human world, there is one benefit to her out-of-wedlock gestation, even bigger boobs.

And while some may say this silver lining of even larger funbags on Kim Kardashian is slightly short sighted compared to the potential destructive force of her offspring, we always side with boobs, as does Du Jour magazine, featuring Kim in her last known photoshoot, with swollen-er chest, and making as if she's not currently carrying the son of Satan, or some other dude not her husband, in her womb. Well, that's been said. Enjoy.