What’s Wrong with Britney Spears’ Breast?

I'm confused. There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is. If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.

It could just be that her bra is too small, or riding up too high, but that doesn't explain why it looks as though she has a breast implant trying to make it's way into her stomach. Maybe there's a baby alien trying to break out of her abdomen, but I don't think she's been seen with Tom Cruise.

I'm going to stop thinking about it now, because I'm about to throw up, but take a closer look, and try and figure out what's going on with Britney Spears' breast for yourelf.

Update: Many of you readers were kind enough to write in with a variety of explanations for what the hell is happening to Britney Spears' boob. The consensus is that the underwire of her bra is pressing against the bottom of her breast, causing some fat tissue to be squeezed out like that. I still think it's an Alien trying to break free.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets the Cover of GQ. Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Gisele Bundchen Bring Up the Rears

What can you really say about all those Victoria's Secret models that hasn't already been said? I don't know, but the British edition of GQ Magazine tried to come up with something. Obviously, I have no idea what they wrote about since I was only looking at the pictures.

But what pictures they are. GQ followed the Victoria's Secret girls at their fashion show, and got this behind the scenes look at the behinds of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Gisele Bundchen, Ana Beatriz Barros, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, and more ass than you can shake your stick at.

Check out lots more incredible pictures of all the Victoria's Secret beauties after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts are on Display

Well, it looks like Jessica Simpson liked the attention she got the last time she showed off her boobs, so she decided to bring the girls out to play again. And I think her new strategy is really a winner.

Now for all you folks out there who think it's just a fashion choice, and that Jessica Simpson is not using her breasts to get noticed, just stop and think for a second. If you were going out to an event, and had the choice of wearing a push-up bra, and an unbuttoned shirt, or not, which do you think would get the flash-bulbs going?

Or maybe Jessica just got a new stylist. If that's the case, her stylist totally deserves a raise.

More pictures of Jessica Simpson and her amazing cleavage after the jump.

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Spanish Delight

Leonor Watling is Spanish for hot. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Kendra Wilkinson hits the beach. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hilary Duff keeps getting hotter. (Popoholic)

Some more celebrity side boob. (CityRag)

Monday means more college girl-on-girl kissing. (CollegeHumor)

Christina Aguilera is such a drag... Queen. (MollyGood)

Leonor Watling is the hottest

Amy Winehouse as the next Bond girl? Say it ain't so. (DListed)

Britney Spears' hat is swearing at you. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton won't do well in jail. (IDLYITW)

Did Gisele Bundchen ditch Victoria's Secret for H&M? (PopSugar)

Ty Pennington got busted for a DUI. (Just Jared)

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still into the whole Kabbalah thing. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton files an appeal. (Hollywood Rag)

Brittany Murphy got married to some old dude you've never heard of. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Lindsay Lohan Snorting Cocaine? SHOCKER!!!

Oh. My. God. You will never, ever, ever believe this, but Lindsay Lohan has allegedly been caught on camera snorting cocaine! I know, it's unbelievable. Who would ever think that Lindsay Lohan would snort cocaine? Not me, and I'm sure it's a surprise to you, too. Still, that's what News of the World is reporting, and they have pictures to prove it. Well, grainy black and white screen-caps from a video, but they say it's legit. Oh, apparently, Lindsay also said she was going to New York to fuck Jude Law.

LINDSAY Lohan, fresh from rehab, has been pictured taking part in a marathon cocaine binge.

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

"She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.

"I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

"One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

SHOCKING!!!! So what if there's video evidence. That doesn't prove anything. Just because you have pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, with a vial of cocaine, and holding it up to her friend's nose, doesn't mean she actually did any. I think it's all BS. Besides, Lindsay Lohan would never share her cocaine.

Check out more pictures, and the full article after the jump.

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Paris Hilton is Going to Jail. Still Can’t Keep Her Skirt Down

 

Ding dong the bitch is dead. Well, okay, not dead, but going to jail. Yes, Paris Hilton is going to jail. At least she will be if her lawyers don't pull some last minute crap like blaming everything on Lindsay Lohan, or, you know, winning an appeal.

On Friday, Paris was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case, by Judge Michael T. Sauer (my new personal hero), and was explicitly denied any lighter sentecing options like work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring, reports TMZ. Bitch is going to jail!

An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris' parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we're told, was especially distraught.

The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as "completely worthless." He also told Paris that he did not believe that she was unaware of her license suspension, adding that she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended.

Shortly after the punishment was handed out, defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal. "I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said, adding that the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous. I think she's singled out because of who she is."

Paris will serve her sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). She will begin her sentence on June 5. If Hilton fails to report on the scheduled date, her sentence will be doubled.

Her lawyer thought it was unfair and that she was singled out because of who she is. Of course she was. Everybody fucking hates Paris Hilton, and she's getting what she finally deserves. The fact that she wasn't able to buy her way out this time is just plain beautiful. For some reason, Paris also fired her publicist. I guess it's all his fault that she's a complete idiot.

Meanwhile, Paris was out the next day, shopping, and gave everyone another upskirt flash. I don't why she's shopping though. Didn't anyone tell her, but she'll be provided with the latest in clothing and bedding fashion that the state has to offer. Maybe she'll even get to wear the black and white prison stripes which actually is one of the hottest (and most ridiculous) trends these days. Either way, the only reason she'll have to be flashing anyone on the inside is to get a better spot in the lunch line.

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Natalie Portman Nippy Side Boob. Nice.

So, I was basically just going to talk about how insanely pretty and perfect Natalie Portman is, and that she's amazing and can do no wrong, and then I noticed something. What did I notice? I noticed that Natalie Portman's nipples are totally poking their way through her dress. That's what.

I also noticed that while Natalie Portman's breasts are definitely on the small side (not that there's anything wrong with that), she's showing some awesome side boob. I mean, does it get any better than that? Does it get better than Natalie Portman nipples and side boob? Well, yes, but not by much. At least not in my book.

In case you're wondering, that book is entitled "Natalie Portman: She Will Be Mine. Oh Yes, She Will Be Mine."

Update: I found a new, and I might add, incredible, vantage point of the Natalie Portman side boob. It really doesn't get much better than this.

Click on the pictures for the full effect. Tons more after the jump

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