Scarlett Johansson Nude: Not If, But When

If you've been holding out hope for that innevitable Scarlett Johansson nude scene, you're going to have to wait a little longer, but thankfully, that wait won't be in vain. According to FemaleFirst, Scarlett Johansson really wants to get naked in the movies, but is waiting for the right film. Or possibly the right paycheck.

"I'm still making up my mind about when I'll do a nude scene. I'm not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film."

Scarlett, 22, insists she wouldn't be embarrassed about showing her naked curves on celluloid because she is very happy with her body, especially her breasts.

She added: "I'm proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it."

So there you have it. Scarlett isn't shy, and she really wants everyone to see how awesome she would look naked. And I really want to see how awesome she would look naked.

So what the hell are you waiting for, all you Hollywood producers? Write her a part in which the only way for her to escape her troubled past is through the exploration of her sexual fantasies. Maybe her character is retarded, or just out of prison, or is in a mental institute. It doesn't matter. Those Oscar people eat that shit up, and if it takes an Oscar to guarantee a Scarlett Johansson nude scene, then that's what it takes.

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody are Dunzo

DAMMIT!!! The one celebrity relationship I actually wanted to succeed has ended. Yes, Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody, the beloved Seth and Summer of The O.C. have broken up. According to Life & Style, it seems as though the split was mutual, so there isn't even any good post-relationship mudslinging to be had. Bummer.

"They've been done for a few weeks," a friend close to the couple tells Life & Style. "They are just done. That's all there is to it. There's no drama. They just ended it."

That may explain why Adam showed up solo to a party on Nov. 28 for the U.S. premiere of Volkswagen's concept car Tiguan in LA.

"He was definitely acting like a single guy," an eyewitness tells Life & Style.

According to nightlife insiders in LA, he's been spending a lot of time without Rachel at the clubs with his guy friends.

Well, at least with Brody out of the picture I've finally got my shot. We already know she likes the slim, Jewish, comic book geeks who wear ironic T-shirts and listen to Death Cab, so I'm totally in.

What!? Shut up! I am totally in.

Whatever. Here are a whole bunch of Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody pics from made in geek heaven relationship, with more after the jump.

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2006 Billboard Awards Moderately Mega Picture Post

So, I started watching the Billboard Awards, and then I remembered I hate Award Shows. And then I remembered that Heroes was on, so I went and watched that, and had a much better night.

And trust me, even though you might think that Janet Jackson looking like the lady gremlin from Gremlins 2, Gwen Stefani looking like Egon Spengler from the Ghostbusters cartoon, Denise Richards looking like The Bride of Frankenstein, and Courtney Love looking like, well, Courtney Love would make for an entertaining show, you'd be wrong.

No, Award Shows suck, and the Billboard Awards suck really hard. That being said, there are still a whole bunch of pictures of all the ladies in attendance after the jump, so check that shit out.
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Immortalized

Britney, Lindsay, and Paris: The Three Disgraces. (Gallery of the Absurd)

VH1's Big in '06 Awards didn't bring out the big stars. (Hollywood Tuna)

Behind the scenes on Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video. (CollegeHumor)

K-Fed hangs at the local gas station. Good news is they're hiring. (Pink is the New Blog)

J-Lo's going commando now too. (DListed)

Nicole Richie just hates it when people try and save her from dying of malnourishment. (IDLYITW)

Eva Longoria has got a really big engagement ring. (Popsugar)

Keeley Hazell, wearing a bikini, holding a chainsaw. What more do you need? (Popoholic)

Beyonce looks pretty stupid when she sings. (Just Jared)

Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are in couples counselling. (A Socialite's Life)

Dolly Parton's got a really big mouth. (Hollywood Rag)

Keanu Reeves is pretty gross. (CityRag)

Gwyneth Paltrow loves America, just doesn't want to be seen with it in public. (MollyGood)

Lenny Kravitz + Lisa Bonet = Michelle Trachtenberg? WTF!? (Goldenfiddle)

Jessica Simpson Pulls an Ashlee Simpson

Those Simpson girls and there on-stage SNAFUs... Last night at the Kennedy Centre Honors, Jessica Simpson ran off stage in tears during a performane in tribute to Dolly Parton. Yes, just like little sister Ashlee Simpson did on Saturday Night Live, Jessica Simpson panicked, and ran, reports CityNews.

Singer-actress Jessica Simpson ended up in tears Sunday night after her performance during the Kennedy Center Honors appeared to go awry.

Simpson was on stage singing Nine to Five as part of a tribute to honouree Dolly Parton when she apparently stopped singing, uttered the words "so nervous" and exited the stage.

The stunned audience responded with silence. When the Dukes of Hazzard star and others participating in the tribute returned to the stage, it appeared the she was crying.

Thankfully, for Jessica, there wasn't any pre-recorded vocals still playing after she ran off the stage, but I doubt that will mitigate any of the shame. At least Ashlee can finally say that Jessica is copying her. I bet Ashlee is loving this. I know I am.

Lindsay Lohan Lifts Her Skirt for More Attention

You've got to hand it to Lindsay Lohan. If nothing else, her absolute, unrelenting, singular desire to have everbody in the world pay attention to her is impressive. It may not be commendable, but you've got to at least acknowledge that she's committed to the task.

Anyway, here's Lindsay, once again trying to get everyone to look at her. And while this isn't a full-blown Lindsay Lohan upskirt, it's sorta close. There's Lindsay, hiking up her skirt as high as it will go before showing us that she isn't wearing panties, making sure to make eye-contact with the camera the whole time.

Is it skanky? Yup. Is it getting old? Sure. Is it hard to look away? Yes. And that's why Lindsay Lohan keeps getting attention. As long as she keeps doing stupid, and slutty things, people are still going to be looking.

Photo credit: Flynet

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Piss Off Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera isn't happy, and it's all because of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. According to The Sun, Christina wasn't thrilled at all when Scarlett and Natalie showed up to her post-concert party in London, and proceeded to completely steal her spotlight.

The singer had a face like thunder as she stormed out of her own 1920s-themed aftershow party at London's Paper club on Thursday night.

And there was a good reason for the Dirrty looks. Aggy was far from pleased when Hollywood stars NATALIE PORTMAN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON stole the limelight at the bash after her sell-out Wembley gig.

The party-loving pair rocked up in the wee small hours and plonked themselves down beside her in the VIP area.

Furious Aggy gave them a killer stare and turned her back before bailing out soon after, leaving them to rule the dancefloor.

The gorgeous gatecrashers stayed until the bitter end then snuck out with jumpers over their heads to hide their bleary eyes from snappers like true party professions.

Um, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman can crash my party anytime, if you know what I mean. But seriously, who the hell would be interested in that blow-up doll of a singer after Scarlett and Natalie (the two most beatiful girls in the world, or two of, depending on who you ask) walk through the door? No, she never had a chance, and it's just poor sportsmanship to whine about it.

Sadly, there's only two new pictures of Scarlett and Natalie together in their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, but you can see more of them together in this post: Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson: Together at Last... At Last