Another Bai Ling Nipple Slip

 

Oh look! Another Bai Ling nipple slip! But here's what I want to know: When is Bai Ling NOT slipping a nipple? Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen her in a photo where her nipple isn't popping out. Then again, there wouldn't really be any point in posting pictures of Bai Ling if she wasn't in mid-nip-slip.

I guess this one is pretty apropos, though, since she is standing in front of nude pictures of herself. Wow, a Bai Ling nipple slip in front of Bai Ling nude photos. I think I just blew my own mind.

Or whatever.

Who Let E.T. Out of the House?

Does it even matter which Olsen Twin this is? They're both freaks. (PopSugar)

Just what we need: another lame modeling contest reality show. At least we don't have to put up with Tyra Banks. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears got her thong snapped. (Pink is the New Blog)

Slowly, slowly, every member of N Sync will come out of the closet. JC Chasez is on his way. (DListed)

More Anna Nicole Smith tabloidy goodness. It'll probably never end. (IDLYITW)

Are Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown back together? (Just Jared)

Olga Kurylenko is probably the hottest Ukranian in the world. (Popoholic)

Imogen Heap: Great singer, not so great dresser. (A Socialite's Life)

Kathleen Turner has not aged gracefully. (CityRag)

Justin Tumberlake and Kevin Federline: BFF. (Hollywood Rag)

Jeremy Piven isn't exactly doing a good job of pretending to be straight. (MollyGood)

Is there anything better than watching a newborn baby panda sneeze? I think not! (CollegeHumor)

Christina Aguilera Pictures from Maxim Magazine

I don't post too much of Christina Aguilera, because I'm not really into blow-up sex dolls, but sometimes, Christina escapes from her typical sex toy look, and actually looks good.

Take, for example, this photoshoot of Christina Aguilera in the new issue of Maxim magazine. She looks good. Damn good, actually. Sure, it's airbrushed to hell, but we're all used to that by now. In fact, I think we'd all be a bit put off if she didn't have every last pore on her body digitally enhanced.

Still, good job Maxim. Couldn't get Christina Aguilera nude completely, though, could you?

Thanks to Maxim Online, for the heads up.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Don’t Hide it Very Well

Okay, everybody knows that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are totally going at it like rabbits on fertility meds, so what's with all the "media speculation" surrounding their relationship. There's nothing to speculate about.

The couple were spotted at the Sony/BMG Grammy after party, getting cozy, kissy, and caressy, but still, E! Online isn't sure about the whole thing.

If John Mayer and Jessica Simpson aren't dating, they sure act like they are. "She's a lovely woman, and I'm glad to be with her," is what he told Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet--in Japanese.

And later that night, around 9:15 p.m., Mayer was the third celeb to hit Sony's Grammy after-party at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

About a half hour later, Simpson popped in. She and Mayer went deep in conversation, and Simpson made a sweet pouty face.

And then it happened. I saw Mayer kiss Simpson tenderly on the cheek. They parted ways, and Simpson chatted with her sister, Ashlee. But few minutes later, she and Mayer were talking. This time, Mayer was stroking her back.

Give me a break. What's with the damn equivocation, here? They're doing it. We know it. They know it. They know we know they know it. It's about the worst kept "secret" ever, and anyone who thinks they're not an item, is well, dumb.

There are tons more pictures of Jessica Simpson after the jump, because I think she looks really, really, really hot with her new dark hair. And does anyone else think that John Mayer looks like a Sasquatch?

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49th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

Well, another Grammy Awards suck-fest has come and gone, and it was as boring as ever. I missed the first half of the show, but if it was anything like the second half, I probably would have fallen asleep and then missed the second half.

Even the presenters and award winners seemed to be bored, and the musical acts were just as crappy. The whole show suffered from a complete lack of anything remotely resembling a pulse, and it was obvious the whole way through.

Furthermore, most A-List stars were noticeably absent, and there seemed to be more actresses in attendance (promoting what latest film they're in) rather than actual musicians. Of course, Scarlett Johansson did manage to let everyone know that even she would have an album coming out in the future.

Anyway, just as the show was predictably boring, it's not less predictable that we'd have all your red carpet celebrities for you right here. So check out the 150-plus pictures after the jump, then go out and download yourself some real music, not that crap they had at the Grammies.

Grammy Awards Pictures

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Jennifer Aniston Nude / Topless / Nipple Slip from The Breakup

When The Break Up was released last year, there was a lot press coverage over Jennifer Aniston's nude scene in the movie. Of course, you didn't actually get to see anything because of some clever cropping and out-of-focus shots. The most you could see was Jennifer Aniston's naked ass, but blurry.

But the fact of the matter is, Jennifer Aniston was naked in that scene, and thanks to some crafty person with access to the original film, we now have Jennifer Aniston's nipples preserved for all time. Technically, I guess you could call it a Jennifer Aniston nipple slip since her nipples have kind of "slipped" into the frame.

I'm sure these Jennifer Aniston topless pictures, scanned from French magazine Choc, will probably be short-lived, so get it while you can. And don't forget: You saw it on Egotastic! first.

Update: Well, the Jennifer Aniston topless pictures has been removed. Apparently, her lawyers, and those of Universal Pictures weren't very happy about the whole thing.

What I don't get is if this image was never supposed to make it out into the public, and we were never supposed to Jennifer Aniston naked, why didn't she just put on some pasties and cover her nipples up? Then this whole thing would have never happened.

Scarlett Johansson Stars in Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around Comes Around” Music Video


Well, the music video you've all been waiting for is finally here. It's Scarlett Johansson in Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around Comes Around," and it's over nine minutes long.

True, this is the director's cut, but still. Does Justin think he's Michael Jackson, or something? And does that mean he'll be busted for molesting little boys in ten years?

Anyway, the song is all right, one of Justin's better tracks, but for me, it's all about Scarlett Johansson. She looks great in the video, and is pretty much half naked the whole time, so that's a plus.

Also, whatever actual romantic relationship there is between Scarlett and Justin is probably all right here on the screen, because from the 10 seconds of fast-forwarding that I did, they're basically just making out the whole time, which is what I expect they do in real life.

On the downside, it's directed by Nick Casavetes who directed Justin's movie Alpha Dog, and that was garbage, so, well...