bill-swift - April 1, 2014
As you know, in any civilized society, we don't actually let kids make choices. We tell them to shut up and play their video games. But on one night a year, Nickelodeon gets them all together and let's decide on a whole bunch of inane prizes to give out to actors from their favorite TV shows which I think all happen to be on Nickelodeon as well. I think that's just a coincidence. Viacom is a powerful beast. But, on the upside, each year brings us a bunch of hotties young and sort of still young to show off in typically brightly colored outfits on the red carpet, before heading in to pretend to be super surprised at being slimed.
This year's cast of great looking starlets and stars of about to be included Ariana Grande, Peyton List, Victoria Justice, Gigi Hadid, Debby Ryan and many more. The red carpet always look like a long long of girls who turned me down for the prom because they were too good looking or too popular or they were concerned that my high school nickname was 'Handsy'. Go figure. Enjoy.