Victoria Justice

Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching? (VIDEO)

The question I get asked most frequently is ‘Is there anything I should know about before we search you?’ The second is, ‘Hey, Bill, what are you watching online right now?’. Well, as you know, my work and my personal obsession over which I have no control remains sextastic celebrity females. I figured I’d answer the questions merely by showing  you the last three vids I watched, all of them definitely must-sees, unless you’re a doctor about to cure cancer or know how to beat Kentucky in basketball, you’ve got the time.

Sharing means caring. So care a little bit about Victoria Justice crazy hot and braless sideboob, Nina Agdal pimping two pieces of barely there goodness, and Sylvie Meis and her Dutch girlfriends pushing her Hunkemoller lingerie panties and bras and garters. Hey, you asked what I was watching. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Sextastic Blonde Bombshell, Could This Be the Start of Something Beautiful?

Oh, my, Victoria Justice. Is this a trend or an anomaly? Please say trend. We’ve waited so long to see you slip out of your G-rated hottie shell into something a little more comfortable. Could this Kode Magazine pictorial featuring the usually brunette former starlet as a blonde bombshell be the tip of the sextastic iceberg? So many questions, so few answers.

So perhaps I’m a bit dramatic, as is this photoshoot. But it’s a yearning that’s been burning for so long. We fall short on very few dreams here at Egotastic! so the ones not yet fulfilled always have a sensitive spot in our souls. Like the sensitive spots we can almost kind of see on Victoria Justice and that perfect little body of hers we simply must ogle fully one day. I’ll retire for the moment, but don’t think for a second this isn’t still kicking around the subconscious. I need to write Victoria another letter. I’m sure this one will be the kicker. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Kode Magazine

Victoria Justice Looks Wicked Hot at Magazine Launch Party

If there’s one thing I’ve been clamoring for, it’s a cutting edge youth focused unisex fashion and style magazine. I mean, really, the wait has been forever. Somebody started Kode magazine so non-gender specific scarves could be pimped properly to young style obsessed urbanites with a credit line from their parents. Now, the world is complete. Well, not officially until they invited Victoria Justice to cover their magazine and be the red carpet hottie highlight for their launch party. Wow, Victoria Just looked several thousand shades of amazing.

I’ve been deeply in lust with this prim and proper brunette since the days I first laid peeps upon her and surmised she likely had the body of Athena hidden beneath her G-rated exterior. We’ve yet to properly confirm such suspicions, a circumstance which has cause all my emoticon smiley faces to begin frowning. But I hope to rectify this situation soon. Just seeing Victoria in a busty sparkly outfit with those naturally alluring looks of hers, I can’t hardly wait for more. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet/PacificCoastNews

Victoria Justice Flashes Bare Midriff Because Music Cares

I still hold out hope, among other things, for Victoria Justice. So much good looks packed into one tight little brunette body that she still keeps ever so restrained from exhibitionism. But when the young 20-something starlet gets dolled up for big occasions like the Music Cares event in Hollywood, wow, damn, and a few other choice words. This is one particularly good looking nut, if you will, that remain to be cracked.

It’s been several years now of waiting for Victoria Justice to release the beast, the inner sextastic well all know can be restrained perhaps, but never diminished. Eventually, that bad boy, err, bad girl, is coming out. And you can bet I will be there when it does. With open eyes, open arms, and probably an open checkbook. The Boy Scouts taught me to be prepared. Also, how to kill a man without leaving evidence. Our troop leader was a special man. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Getty

Victoria Justice In A Bra During Sexy Scene In “Eye Candy”

The awesomely named Victoria Justice got down to her bra in a sultry love scene on the set of MTV’s Eye Candy. The show is a thriller about the weirdos you meet online. Well, whoever this lucky bastard is he seems to have gotten through her creep filter. Victoria is seriously hot and there is no doubt that if she were to make an online dating profile that it would attract many a stalker. Those guys ruin everything and make the rest of us that just want to ogle her look bad. But who can blame us? Just look at those luscious plums in that bra. Who could resist that? Not me. It looks as if I’ve found a new TV show to binge watch.

I remember Victoria when she was just a wee lass singing songs on Nickelodeon. My, how she’s grown up and out.

Photo Credit: “Eye Candy”

Victoria Justice Bare Midriff Hotness for Seventeen Magazine

Victoria Justice is one of those sextastic celebrities we’ve been following for so long now, and hoping for so long now, and just continues to frustrate us to no end. The good girl gone good girl. She just doesn’t seem like she wants to let her inner hotness out to play. She’s certainly got a ton of it, as evidenced in this pictorial for the upcoming edition of Seventeen magazine where the alluring brunette flashing some midriff and a bra top and gets us about half way to Nirvana. But the other half? Victoria, we need the other half.

I suppose I’m somewhat perplexed by way of experience. There’s nary been a teen TV starlet who hasn’t grown into the show off stage at some point. Really, it’s hard to name more than a rare couple. Victoria Justice seems fully content to remain the PG bridesmaid. Which is fine with me if it’s fine with her. Okay, I lied. I’m not fine with it at all. Victoria, show us some scrumptious! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Seventeen Magazine

Victoria Justice In Tight Jeans And Top On “Eye Candy” Set

Victoria Justice was looking smoking hot in a pair of tight jeans and a low cut top on the set of the upcoming film Eye Candy in Brooklyn. She was sporting a pair of super tight hipster jeans, the kind that are so tight that if worn by a man let you see what religion are. Luckily, this time they just hug Victoria’s amazing curves and long legs. I do enjoy a woman in tight jeans. There is just something casually sexy and, dare I say it, quintessentially American about it. But let’s talk about how amazing her ta-tas look in that top. She’s wearing one of those bras that push everything up to create maximum cleavage action. Victoria has quite a tremendous rack. It’s one of the best in the biz, as an old timey agent might say.

I don’t know what this movie is but I’m definitely going to go see it if it has Victoria wearing tight clothes and skimpy tops. That makes any movie better and I should know I went to film school.