Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice And Her Legs Are Sexy In LA

Former Nickelodeon star and sexy person Victoria Justice looked leggariffic at the Vera Wang Vanity Fair party in LA. She had on a sparkly dress that was on the short side. The result is an eyeful of her gorgeous legs. They are seriously a sight to behold. I remember my little brother-in-law watching her on Nickelodeon years ago and thinking, "That girl is going to grow up to be hot as F". And much like a prophet of old, my prediction was fulfilled. Also I love her name. Victoria Justice. It sounds like she should be a hard-nosed prosecuting attorney by day and a vigilante exacting vengeance on the criminals of the big bad city by night. I picture a skin tight lycra bodysuit or maybe just a spandex bra and underwear. Maybe a cape. Like, think Catwoman meets Wonder Woman. Yeah.

In the meantime we can enjoy looking at her in her secret identity as a singer and actress. But I know the truth and now so do you.

Victoria Justice Shines at ‘Spent: Looking for Change’ Premiere

Actress and certified hottie Victoria Justice looked effing amazing at the Spent: Looking for Change premiere in LA. The former Nickelodeon star was wearing a top that was basically a big handkerchief wrapped around her love mounds. Plenty of her lovely shoulders and back were exposed. This girl is redonkulously pretty. Like, strikingly so. I remember my little sisters used to watch her show back when they were kids and thinking, "That girl is going to grow up to be hot", and storing that fact away for future reference. Plus, I love her name. Victoria Justice sounds like a lawyer that takes on big corporations in one of those courtroom books you buy at the airport. If the whole acting and singing thing doesn't work out she should consider law school. Or becoming a superhero.

Spent: Looking For Change is about people struggling to get by in these tough economic times. That sounds depressing. The only way I would see that is if I get to sit next to someone as hot as Victoria.

Victoria Justice Bare Midriff and Plaid Skirt Are a Party Visual Treat to Remember

Nylon magazine has a music issue apparently and the music issue had a party and invited all the big names in music like. well, like Victoria Justice. While I'd likely be arrested for actually attending any of her teen bopper concerts in person, that doesn't mean my strong feelings for the often conservatively wardrobed brunette starlet have waned one bit in these past few years.

Victoria remains one of the hottest nuts in Hollywood left to crack, perhaps given a hint as to wear to squeeze when baring her midriff and showing off a bit of a teasy side in a schoolgirl skirt at the Nylon party. We may never ever get to see Victoria Justice in her birthday suit, and that thought alone makes me require medication online from Canada, but just think of the sensational moment should that unexpected bliss ever actually occur. There's something to be said for blind hope. It constitutes about 70% of my own body mass at any given time. Victoria, please, we need this. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Nipple Slips at the Kids Choice Awards — Could It Really Finally Be?

 

Eagle-eyed Ego-Reader 'Brandon' thinks he done quick saw himself the bare nipple of one of the hottest, most conservative sextastic celebrities on the planet. Our long belusted Victoria Justice. It was from a brief moment of kismet when Victoria leaned forward in her bustier top dress just as a videographer shot her passing by from the side. And, there it is. I think.

It's not 100% clear to me, but this being Victoria Justice who I die a little when she flashes bare pinky, and whose glorious nips we've never ever seen before, well, I'm hoping as much as I'm examining. I starred the headlights just in case the children are watching over your shoulder. We can't go letting our babies see nipples, they'll turn into ax murderers. But you be the judge. Tell me what you think, and, naturally, enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid, Ariana Grande, Nicola Peltz, and Victoria Justice Highlight the Hotness at the Kids Choice Awards

As you know, in any civilized society, we don't actually let kids make choices. We tell them to shut up and play their video games. But on one night a year, Nickelodeon gets them all together and let's decide on a whole bunch of inane prizes to give out to actors from their favorite TV shows which I think all happen to be on Nickelodeon as well. I think that's just a coincidence. Viacom is a powerful beast. But, on the upside, each year brings us a bunch of hotties young and sort of still young to show off in typically brightly colored outfits on the red carpet, before heading in to pretend to be super surprised at being slimed.

This year's cast of great looking starlets and stars of about to be included Ariana Grande, Peyton List, Victoria Justice, Gigi Hadid, Debby Ryan and many more. The red carpet always look like a long long of girls who turned me down for the prom because they were too good looking or too popular or they were concerned that my high school nickname was 'Handsy'. Go figure. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Leggy Hotness to Celebrate Her 21st Birthday

I'm pretty sure our sweet and overly innocent hottie girlfriend Victoria Justice turned 21 a couple weeks ago, but I guess she needed some time to properly schedule her big girl birthday party at the Bootsy Bellows nightclub where she and her dancing legs looked like a million dollars in a little black number.

Now, we've lusted for Victoria Justice since long before it was fashionable, or tasteful for that matter. And we've lamented the good girl has stayed the good girl without unleashing the bad girl we truly believe exists deep within. Having said that, I'm staring at Victoria Justice and imagine gravity's effect on my slobber winding down her leg. That seems wrong given that it's her birthday and not mine, but I'm a greedy S.O.B.  Enjoy.

Giada De Laurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb Go Red for Hottie Heart Health in The Big Apple

I'll tell you what keeps my heart healthy, checking out incredibly hot ladies of the evening. And by that, I mean our finest decked out celebrities hitting the red carpet for galas and good causes as Giada DeLaurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb did last night for the American Heart Association feel good evening.

The ladies all wore red in honor of the cardiac theme for the evening, and man did they each look rather stunning. Pulse-raising if you will. Each of them providing a reason for a racing heart, sweaty palms, and in the good kind of way. I feel better already. Though my blood does seem to be racing to my extremities. I better call a doctor that looks like Giada. Dare to dream. Enjoy.