Gigi Hadid

Nicola Peltz and Gigi Hadid Hold Hands Because That’s Just What Hotties Do at Luncheons

Oh, I do so love when the hotties get together for a summer luncheon. Even in the middle of winter. Lovely petite hottie celebrities in white and summer dresses for the W Magazine something something party in Beverly Hills. Tis the season for magazine sponsored parties and celebrities winning all kinds of awards just like you and I do regularly for our jobs. Hasn’t your boss handed you a shiny gold-plated trophy recently? Okay, my last one was AYSO fifth grade as well. Still, if the accolades bring out the girls like the wildly alluring Nicola Peltz, Gigi Hadid, Jaime King, and Sarah Hyland who didn’t remove her coat due to the weather, but which gave us a chance to really use our imagination noodles as to what lay beneath. Noodle isn’t a euphemism for brain, I actually have a noodle I keep here in my office to foster imagination.

I don’t know exactly how I get these girls to show up to my own luncheons. I keep cutting the crust off the cucumber sandwiches but nobody shows so I end up feeding them to my dog, Mr. Fetishworth, who has a look in his eye as if he’s going to consume me in my sleep. The trick might be owning a magazine, a magazine for women specifically. I wonder if Jugs Women is already trademarked. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash

Gigi Hadid Hottie Explosion for Guess 2015

We saw the preview, now unveil the fineries. Gigi Hadid, the new face and body of Guess who I guess sells all kinds of clothes. I really only set foot in women’s retail establishments after hours when mall security believes everybody else has gone home. Somebody has to make sure the changing room cameras are working properly. Oh, how I’d love to have bird’s eye view of Gigi Hadid wardrobe changes for her Guess shoot. She really is quite the looker. That model thing going on. I suspect between her lineage and her own raw sextastic talents, she’s going to go quite far in this super important industry.

Being named the face of something seems like a lot of pressure. I suppose far less pressure when you have a hot face and a ridiculously fine body to go with. I was once named the face of ball shed duty in grade school. I really bruised quite a bit. I bet nobody throws their balls in Gigi’s face, not without permission and a wry smile. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Guess

Gigi Hadid Is Your New Sextastic Face of Guess!

Gigi Hadid is the new face or body or perhaps both for Guess, which I think still does jeans and other stuff for the ladies and perhaps some men in foreign discos. My knowledge of the retail merchandising landscape begins and ends with the discount off-season rack at Target. It’s the last stop for clothing before being donated to the homeless, which makes me feel somewhat bittersweet about paying eight bucks for a shirt. But I digress. Gigi Hadid, she’s the hot daughter to a hot model and she’s making her own way in the fine and academically challenging world of photo modeling and she showed off a few preview pics from her upcoming Guess campaign launch.

As far as previews go, I’d call this a winner. I certainly feel like buying some new threads. Or paying to have Gigi take more of hers off, if that’s even possible in these photos. Oh, the joys of new models making it big. I feel like they’re all my fake nieces. I’m so proud. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Guess/Instagram

 

Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann, Isabeli Fontana Topless Wall Perfect for Pirelli 2015

 
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The Pirelli Calendar is officially back. As in, it’s been publishing every single year now for decades, but there have been times it decided that hot topless supermodels were somehow passé and it needed to up it’s artistic and hyper-stylized cred. Why? Nobody knows. I’m just glad that short lived era is over. There’s nothing like art to ruin a perfectly blessed pair of funbags.

The Pirelli Calendar 2015 features a bevy of hot European models, one for each month, flashing their bare puppies and all over hot bodies for the love of keeping track of days. Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmermann and Isabeli Fontana are among the world class models baring their yams for the Pirelli auto parts folks. They all joined up in Milan recently to celebrate. I wasn’t invited to that shindig for some reason, but that doesn’t take away my enthusiasm in turning the pages of my ill-gotten Pirelli calendar here in the Egotastic penthouse basement offices. Onward and ta-ta upward in 2015. Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner Make the Media Fashion Awards in N.Y.C.

In case your electronic buzzer wasn’t going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who’s anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.

The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would’ve have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.

Gigi Hadid Hot in Daily Front Row Magazine Photoshoot 2014

The Radio Disney Music Awards Brought Out Gigi Hadid, Ava Sambora, and Other Red Carpet Junior Hotties

If you can imagine cultural taste as defined by 11 year old girls, you have your Radio Disney Music Awards right there. And while the youthful celebrities in attendance did their best to follow the Disney policy of zero signs of sexuality on the set, there were nevertheless some hotties who were unable to contain their natural good looks. Gigi Hadid, SI model, for one, looked rather stunning. Along with Ava Sambora, Maia Mitchell, and Zendaya Coleman, the good looking set were well represented amid the tween pop cultural fan base.

I imagine if you actually listened to Radio Disney, your head would probably implode within seven to nine minutes from the negative cranial pressure, but in the interim, if you happen to catch a few of these future celebrity sextastics, at least you could go knowing the future is bright. Enjoy.