Continuing with our theme of see-through clothing on hot chicks, here is Gigi Hadid wearing a see-through dress for Vogue Spain. Gigi is one of the current “it” girls and it’s easy to see why. She’s eight shades of friggin’ sexy. She’s got a perfect pair of boobs. If Goldilocks were a horny lesbian instead of a sneaky porridge thief, Gigi’s boobs would be the ones she would pick because they’re not too small or too big but just right. They have a high, what I like to call, motorboatability. In other words, do I feel the irresistible urge to put my face in between them and vigorously motorboat them? The answer is a decided yes to that.
Gigi has also got a dynamite pair of legs. Oh, that Santa Claus brings me one thing I ask for this year and brings me Gigi to wrap her legs around me. I would give her the best three minutes of her life.
Photo Credit: Vogue Spain
The girls of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition got together for their annual get decked out in low cut outfits promotional lineup. It worked. I feel promoted. While the SI edition may have turned into something of a glossy brushed shiny copy of its former self, there’s no denying the underlying model talent is beyond extraordinary.
Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Emily Ratajkowski and a number of other women above my pay grade assembled to preen and pose and smile and show off their faptastic bodies in support of their recent swimsuit publication. It’s almost like watching a young hottie graduation ceremony. Man, they should really have those. Only instead of throwing their caps into the air, they can throw… yeah, okay, I now realize these ceremonies will need to be private events. Hello hot swimsuit models, just call me fifteen minutes before you come over so I can inflate my pool. Enjoy.
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Now that Sports Illustrated has made them all once again famous in their air-brushed heavy swimsuit photos, the beach hotties are making the rounds of promotions to push their bodies in the direction of awareness. As if you needed a push.
Hannah Davis who made the cover this year, underrated Victoria’s Secret hottie Lily Aldridge, and rising model star Gigi Hadid were among the ridiculously hot young ladies preening and cat-meowing for the Swim City publicity event in the Big Apple. Not exactly beachwear weather but the girls did their best to pretend it was temperate and they were digging the sun. I wouldn’t admonish any of these super sextastic ladies for faking it in my presence. In fact, I encourage that. I don’t need the truth to be happy. Just amazingly hot women with stellar bodies. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: INF
Gigi Hadid is a fast rising second generation model star. Not so unlike many of the popular models these days, she’s a celebrity daughter who’s put aside the rigors of academics and a more grounded career for the pursuit of getting paid to look hot in other people’s clothes. Not a bad gig if you can get it.
Gigi’s latest incarnation is for Seafolly Swimwear. I don’t know much about clothes and fashion, but I do know Gigi looks hella smoking hot prancing about in this two piece line. That has to count for something. One million happy smiles on the faces of men and Sapphic leaning ladies. That’s more than a little something. Typically only chocolate and free money have this kind of success record. Bless you, Gigi. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Seafolly Swimwear
I’m not one to tell photographers how to conduct their photoshoots. Especially a pro like Mario Testino shooting for Vogue. He knows exactly what to do when he’s given two young hot big time models to shoot in Venice Beach. Hmm, can’t be too obvious here. How about you, Kendall Jenner, you come out in a cropped sweater and no bra, showing off your tight yummy midriff and the outline of your alluring melons. Gigi Hadid, you come out in a dress that looks innocent enough, but is quite see-through on the bottom showing off your panties and bare sweet cheeks. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Oh, to be a fashion photographer of the most sextastic and passion inducing young ladies on the planet. I’d give up both this job and my car wash detailing gig for such a vocation. The earthly pleasures on set of such shoots would be almost too much for me. I wonder if anybody would notice that my hands were constantly shaking and my camera bag was placed discreetly over my mid-to-low-section. Perhaps, but I’d be in charge so I’d just smile and order less clothing on the models! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
Oh, I do so love when the hotties get together for a summer luncheon. Even in the middle of winter. Lovely petite hottie celebrities in white and summer dresses for the W Magazine something something party in Beverly Hills. Tis the season for magazine sponsored parties and celebrities winning all kinds of awards just like you and I do regularly for our jobs. Hasn’t your boss handed you a shiny gold-plated trophy recently? Okay, my last one was AYSO fifth grade as well. Still, if the accolades bring out the girls like the wildly alluring Nicola Peltz, Gigi Hadid, Jaime King, and Sarah Hyland who didn’t remove her coat due to the weather, but which gave us a chance to really use our imagination noodles as to what lay beneath. Noodle isn’t a euphemism for brain, I actually have a noodle I keep here in my office to foster imagination.
I don’t know exactly how I get these girls to show up to my own luncheons. I keep cutting the crust off the cucumber sandwiches but nobody shows so I end up feeding them to my dog, Mr. Fetishworth, who has a look in his eye as if he’s going to consume me in my sleep. The trick might be owning a magazine, a magazine for women specifically. I wonder if Jugs Women is already trademarked. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
We saw the preview, now unveil the fineries. Gigi Hadid, the new face and body of Guess who I guess sells all kinds of clothes. I really only set foot in women’s retail establishments after hours when mall security believes everybody else has gone home. Somebody has to make sure the changing room cameras are working properly. Oh, how I’d love to have bird’s eye view of Gigi Hadid wardrobe changes for her Guess shoot. She really is quite the looker. That model thing going on. I suspect between her lineage and her own raw sextastic talents, she’s going to go quite far in this super important industry.
Being named the face of something seems like a lot of pressure. I suppose far less pressure when you have a hot face and a ridiculously fine body to go with. I was once named the face of ball shed duty in grade school. I really bruised quite a bit. I bet nobody throws their balls in Gigi’s face, not without permission and a wry smile. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Guess
Gigi Hadid, Guess