Gigi Hadid took some time out from being a professional hot person to go to the beach in Miami in this sexy old fashioned bikini. Something about her looking like a pinup girl that your grandfather might have had in his army locker during WWII really gets my pressure up. It could have something to do with how amazing her chi chis look in the top. Gigi’s knockers are not too big and not too small. If Goldilocks were a lesbian instead of a porridge thief, Gigi’s boobs would be the ones she’d pick because they are just right. And even though it’s well covered, her caboose looks great as well. She’s got a nice little bubble booty that I would like to wear as a hat.
I really need to get down to Miami. It’s the only place where hot chicks are roaming around in bikinis. And I guess I can also visit my Cuban relatives. But really it’s for the bikinis.
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You don’t have many responsibilities as a hot young model, save for the most important — having other hot young model friends. It’s sort of an unofficial rule that comes with the gig and lifestyle and being paid to wear bikinis and smiles. Not much to ask, but definitely a must-ask.
Gigi Hadid and Rachel Hilbert bikini buddied up over the weekend in Miami for the PINK Spring Break party hosted by Victoria’s Secret. It was kind of reminiscent of my own Spring Break trips to Florida, except this one had girls. Tanned girls. Hot tanned girls like Gigi and Rachel whose job it was to strut around in shorts and bikinis and remind everybody that binge drinking and casual sex should go hand in hand with shopping for bikinis and underwear online with Victoria’s Secret. Tough sell. I remember being 20 and saving my last five bucks for beer. New underwear was for rich people. But I’m probably not the target market. Still, I ogle. Enjoy.
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The lovely Gigi Hadid showed off her luscious pants meats in this sexy photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret. In the age before the internet, a young man blossoming into manhood in his bathing suit area would eagerly await the arrival of the Victoria’s Secret catalog. But I don’t recall back in those ancient times that we had as much exposed booty flesh as Gigi shows here. I guess times are changing for the better. Gigi does have an extraordinary bum bum. But that’s not all she’s packing. Gigi has also got herself a nice set of ta-tas that look particularly nice in the white top. It’s like her sweater hams are covered by nothing more than a white puffy cloud. A puffy cloud I’d like to motorboat ’till sunup.
But seriously, do kids today even look at the wonders of the Victoria’s Secret catalog? I’m glad I could share its wonders with you, our loyal readers like it’s 1994.
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Gigi Hadid isn’t one of those second generation celebrity models who was just gifted work because of her lineage. Nepotism isn’t unheard of in the modeling business, but nobody’s giving out the fat contracts just to be nice. Nope. You need real talent of the bodily and sextastic kind on your very own. As is the case of Gigi Hadid who was picked to be the all over fine female young form for the Guess brand. And, man, does she have talent.
In her latest pictorial work for the merchandiser, Gigi shows exactly what kind of skills she brings to the workplace, primarily in the manner of cleavetastic and showy exhibition of the clothing brand that I suppose looks quite stellar on ridiculously hot women. If your body can’t be appropriately described as nubile, your results may vary. As for Gigi Hadid, the results are simply epic. Don’t anyone say she’s working based on favors. She’s getting there all by her own hot self. Enjoy.
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Continuing with our theme of see-through clothing on hot chicks, here is Gigi Hadid wearing a see-through dress for Vogue Spain. Gigi is one of the current “it” girls and it’s easy to see why. She’s eight shades of friggin’ sexy. She’s got a perfect pair of boobs. If Goldilocks were a horny lesbian instead of a sneaky porridge thief, Gigi’s boobs would be the ones she would pick because they’re not too small or too big but just right. They have a high, what I like to call, motorboatability. In other words, do I feel the irresistible urge to put my face in between them and vigorously motorboat them? The answer is a decided yes to that.
Gigi has also got a dynamite pair of legs. Oh, that Santa Claus brings me one thing I ask for this year and brings me Gigi to wrap her legs around me. I would give her the best three minutes of her life.
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The girls of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition got together for their annual get decked out in low cut outfits promotional lineup. It worked. I feel promoted. While the SI edition may have turned into something of a glossy brushed shiny copy of its former self, there’s no denying the underlying model talent is beyond extraordinary.
Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Emily Ratajkowski and a number of other women above my pay grade assembled to preen and pose and smile and show off their faptastic bodies in support of their recent swimsuit publication. It’s almost like watching a young hottie graduation ceremony. Man, they should really have those. Only instead of throwing their caps into the air, they can throw… yeah, okay, I now realize these ceremonies will need to be private events. Hello hot swimsuit models, just call me fifteen minutes before you come over so I can inflate my pool. Enjoy.
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Now that Sports Illustrated has made them all once again famous in their air-brushed heavy swimsuit photos, the beach hotties are making the rounds of promotions to push their bodies in the direction of awareness. As if you needed a push.
Hannah Davis who made the cover this year, underrated Victoria’s Secret hottie Lily Aldridge, and rising model star Gigi Hadid were among the ridiculously hot young ladies preening and cat-meowing for the Swim City publicity event in the Big Apple. Not exactly beachwear weather but the girls did their best to pretend it was temperate and they were digging the sun. I wouldn’t admonish any of these super sextastic ladies for faking it in my presence. In fact, I encourage that. I don’t need the truth to be happy. Just amazingly hot women with stellar bodies. Enjoy.
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