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Gigi Hadid And Kendall Jenner Bare Midriff Hotties

Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner are back from their bikini yacht adventures and naturally in tight pants and bare midriff tops because they love the world or they want attention or quite possibly both as is really my favorite.

These two about 20-year olds are the hottest two properties in modeling these days. Not to mention the vaunted subjects of my latest imaginary land piece, The Uncle Bill Sandwich. These two celebrity second generation girls are simply built for show. I’m sure they’re secretly brilliant as well and that’s all fine and dandy, but their mission has to be to provide eye candy to the world and let everybody else work on nuclear fission. I can tell you which is going to make the world a much better place for the next two decades and it’s the one that involves these girls in bikinis and less in front of cameras. Job well done to date, young ladies. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Thong Party in Monaco! With Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin Bikini Hotness

My eyes have seen many fine sights in their time, but this may be one of the candid toppers. Four sweet hot sextastic teen models at the top of their early game in a bikini party on a yacht off the South of France. You already know how I feel about the advantages of yachts. How about getting Kendall Jenner, Gigi Haidid, Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin into teeny tiny bikinis prancing on the bow. That is the sheer power of sea crafts. An ’05 Camry does not come with the same preening fixtures.

The faptastic bikini foursome were preening before each other, their nubile bodies on display dipping in and out of the water, and in and out of our telescopic lens range, before ultimately heading to sea on jet skis in wetsuits that were not nearly as fun or revealing as these thongs on hot bottoms. I can’t think of a time I’ve seen such a quartet of ridiculously alluring female flesh. But i know I don’t want to stop looking at these. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, And Cara Delevingne Hotties at The Grand Prix Of Monaco

This fearsome fivesome of faptastic young ladies are having themselves quite the time in Cannes and all the related activities of the locale and the season, including the nearby Monaco Grand Prix where the scent of money and burning fuel go hand in hand. Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid and her barely legal sisterly cohort Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin are bound to attract attention anywhere they travel, even straight into the heart of the principate of Monaco.

The five lovely sought after celebrity models poses and preened for the cameras whilst maintaining the pretend game of being all grow’d up at an adult function. The result was all eyes and camera lenses upon the famous quartet. You could do worse with the girls guests at your summer shindig. I should know, I routinely do worse. Though I’m still hoping these girls show up to my Memorial Day above ground pool party, there are like twenty guys counting on it. Simply sextastic. Enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Can’t Hide the Hotness For Vogue Australia

Gigi Hadid is everywhere these days. Well, I should modify that to say Gigi Hadid is everywhere these days except for the seventeen places I would most like her to be according to my NC-17 rated REM state dreams. Someday. For now, she’s just appearing pretty much in every single magazine around the world, including Vogue Australia where she uses good ole (bad ole) arm bra to cover up her late teen goodies.

I must admit, while I’ve always had that hankering for a hunk-a Gigi, I did not see her professional career rising this meteoric. It’s almost unheard of really the speed at which she’s gone from pretty girl to professional model and pimper of fancy goods. Perhaps related to her family name or celebrity, or just the fact that she gets such overwhelmingly positive responses wherever her heavenly body appears. Probably a combo, though I care only mostly for the latter. She really holds all the tools for model greatness. And if she ever appears in any one of those aforementioned seventeen locations, she will simply be my goddess. Enjoy.

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Gigi Hadid’s Sexy Instagramming And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Gigi Hadid knows what Instagram is for: posting bikini pics. (TMZ)

It’s the Beyonce leg show in a pink leather skirt. (Huffington Post)

Nicki Minaj is in a see-through dress because Nicki Minaj. (Drunken Stepfather)

Padma Lakshmi shows off her killer cleav in a yellow dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone‘s legs, thighs, and slip prominently featured. (Popoholic)

You can get away with having a messy room if you’re hot. (The Chive)

Emily Ratajkowski always gets my pressure up. (COED)

Taylor Swift Booty Cheeks Flashing In Tiny Shorts On Hike With Hottie Gigi Hadid

I don’t know how you spent your Mother’s Day, but if you happened to be hiking behind Taylor Swift in her teeny tiny booty shorts alongside an equally hot and I’m told, freshly single Gigi Hadid in Spanex tights, well, then, you had a pretty good Mother’s Day indeed. If you didn’t, you should have. If mom loved you, she would have understood. My own mom never said anything about finding magazines with pictures of girls in them under my bed, or over my bed, in my bed, alongside my bed, or simply what I chose to make a nest out of to sleep in rather than a traditional mattress. It kept me warm at night. Mom understood.

Taylor and Gigi apparently decided no day was to sacred to keep their long lean bodies and buttockals in shape for their respective modeling campaigns and concert gigs. Working women are never off the clock. Not if you want to be the best of the best in your game. I can respect that. In fact, the more I leer, the more I respect. Just a simple wow shout out to the young ladies with some lengthy stems and tight hineys. I’ll get my step stool. Let’s get you celebrating a Mother’s Day of your own by next May. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin Kiss in Leather, Gigi Hadid And Kylie Jenner See Through At Met Gala After Party

The young model and reality star girls got frisky at the Met Gala after-party where they showed off tons of skin and got downright catty because it was late and they were being silly and have a passion for having their photos taken, or taking them their own damn self if nobody is around to do so. The mix is quite stirring in terms of result. It makes me wonder if maybe I shouldn’t have a half dozen late teen models living with me at my place. Obviously, I couldn’t have any booze around the house to taint their innocence, but we’d find other legal means of doing so.

As anybody who’s ever been to a boring formal dress up occasion knows, it’s the young party girls in skin revealing outfits you want to hang with throughout the later part of the evening. I could explain to you why, but then you’d just feel sad about not knowing why in the first place. I’ll say this for the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Hailey Baldwin, they do like to party. I suppose that’s not saying so much, so just revel in the visuals. Enjoy.

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