Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Leggy Lovely Luscious Perfection Onstage for Today

I'm not a man who spends much time considering wardrobe. But I must compliment whoever designed the make and model of what Ariana Grande wears generally in concert, including on the Today Show where she was showing off her full toned legs, sextastic midsection, and nice hints of the funbags that probably only the boyfriends get to see fully these days.

Ariana Grande is just about the biggest thing out there this moment in teeny bopper music. And she looks like one million faptastic dollars. Young girls love her, creepy men like me in trenchcoats lust her. I predict a continued meteoric rise for Ariana, especially in those super short skirts of hers. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

Belle Thorne, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Chloe Moretz, Kendall Jenner Highlight the Hotties at Teen Choice Awards 2014

I can't help but feel there are some half-dozen Teen Choice Awards shows a year now. Not that that takes away from the majesty of having young teens texting the vox populi of the tastes of their generation. It's pretty horrid. But that's consistent throughout the years. Nevertheless, while the award show itself served as a tribute of silly accolades to young people with lots of mousse in their hair, the event did bring out almost every single under 25 sextastic celebrity in Hollywood to pose and preen on the red carpet and hit the after parties.

It really was like a Who's Who of young starlet talent from film, TV, and radio including Selena Gomez, Chloe Mortez, Kendall Jenner, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Ariana Grande and many many more. If you're looking to see who's making the bucks, or about to make the bucks in Hollywood, this is your gallery. Ogle awhile. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Growing Up Hottie, But Still Pimping Cute in Seventeen

Ariana Grande is not a girl, not yet a woman. Strike that. She's definitely a woman. It's just that she's still making big bucks as a girl. It's a difficult distinction I am sure for a hottie of her age.

Ariana's life as a teen starlet carries on, often in fine faptastic form, as this Seventeen magazine spread where the ginger-topped doll wears various short skirts and dresses to let teen girls know she's just like them. Well, hotter perhaps and with legs to die for, but just like them all the same. I love it all. Old Ariana, new Ariana, anything Ariana Grande. I'm a fan of it all staring up her skirt from the floor. That's where the real fans should be. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Hot Baby Dolling on A Stool: A Wonderful Omen for the Week Ahead

You know I'm not a superstitious man. Uniquely so for me my middle level of education and intelligence. But I know a sextastic omen when I see one. For instance, this particularly outrageously alluring photo of now 21-year old Ariana Grande pimping her latest single. Oh, I can't remember the name of her music. Not that I don't care, it's just that, okay, well, I don't care. But I do know infatuation and I've got that in plenty for sweet passion inducing Ariana making her way from Nickelodeon girl into hot womanhood. If that stool could talk, I believe it'd tell you she's completed that transformation. This is a wonderful sign for some epic photos this coming week. Mark my pagan words.

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Ariana Grande Pink Panties Peekaboo Upskirt at her Weekend Concert

Oh, Ariana Grande, how does I lust thee, let me count the upskirts.

Now, I realize that given her hemline and raised stage, Ariana had to figure her pretty panties would be visible at various moments in her performance for KTUphoria Radio in New Jersey. Which is probably why she had a lovely pink pair that matched her wardrobe color scheme. It was stil every bit as magical as I imagined. I mean, as I imagined just this morning. Barely a morning passes when I don't think of what's under Ariana's little dresses and skirts. That is my job. And my hobby. And just a wee bit of my secret shame. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Rehearsals a Must See for the Much Music Awards

Well, she looked quite nice at the Awards show itself, but catching Ariana Grande practicing for the Much Music Awards those silly Canadian craptastic music honorifics, well, it was quite a thing. I could get excited watching Ariana fix my cable, oh, that that could happen in real life, but seeing her prepping her dance moves and slow jams and other pop music silliness, well, she really is a hot little number

Ariana, it's time to completely separate yourself from the dark side of teen TV and move up to the adult leagues of the sextastic. You have so much potential just being wasted at the moment. God, I sound like your agent. I could be your agent! Let's meet in my office and discuss your future, clothing optional. Enjoy.