Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Growing Up Hottie, But Still Pimping Cute in Seventeen

Ariana Grande is not a girl, not yet a woman. Strike that. She's definitely a woman. It's just that she's still making big bucks as a girl. It's a difficult distinction I am sure for a hottie of her age.

Ariana's life as a teen starlet carries on, often in fine faptastic form, as this Seventeen magazine spread where the ginger-topped doll wears various short skirts and dresses to let teen girls know she's just like them. Well, hotter perhaps and with legs to die for, but just like them all the same. I love it all. Old Ariana, new Ariana, anything Ariana Grande. I'm a fan of it all staring up her skirt from the floor. That's where the real fans should be. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Hot Baby Dolling on A Stool: A Wonderful Omen for the Week Ahead

You know I'm not a superstitious man. Uniquely so for me my middle level of education and intelligence. But I know a sextastic omen when I see one. For instance, this particularly outrageously alluring photo of now 21-year old Ariana Grande pimping her latest single. Oh, I can't remember the name of her music. Not that I don't care, it's just that, okay, well, I don't care. But I do know infatuation and I've got that in plenty for sweet passion inducing Ariana making her way from Nickelodeon girl into hot womanhood. If that stool could talk, I believe it'd tell you she's completed that transformation. This is a wonderful sign for some epic photos this coming week. Mark my pagan words.

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Ariana Grande Pink Panties Peekaboo Upskirt at her Weekend Concert

Oh, Ariana Grande, how does I lust thee, let me count the upskirts.

Now, I realize that given her hemline and raised stage, Ariana had to figure her pretty panties would be visible at various moments in her performance for KTUphoria Radio in New Jersey. Which is probably why she had a lovely pink pair that matched her wardrobe color scheme. It was stil every bit as magical as I imagined. I mean, as I imagined just this morning. Barely a morning passes when I don't think of what's under Ariana's little dresses and skirts. That is my job. And my hobby. And just a wee bit of my secret shame. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Rehearsals a Must See for the Much Music Awards

Well, she looked quite nice at the Awards show itself, but catching Ariana Grande practicing for the Much Music Awards those silly Canadian craptastic music honorifics, well, it was quite a thing. I could get excited watching Ariana fix my cable, oh, that that could happen in real life, but seeing her prepping her dance moves and slow jams and other pop music silliness, well, she really is a hot little number

Ariana, it's time to completely separate yourself from the dark side of teen TV and move up to the adult leagues of the sextastic. You have so much potential just being wasted at the moment. God, I sound like your agent. I could be your agent! Let's meet in my office and discuss your future, clothing optional. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Steals the Show, Bella Thorne Makes Fans Feel Lucky at Wango Tango

Well, talk about your assemblage of the pop music cream cheese, it was all happening over the weekend at the KIIS FM Wango Tango concert here in Southern California where a morass of mediocre pop music talent gathered together to please tens of thousand of screaming teens and their equally screaming moms. Thankfully, along with the over produced pop tracks come the hotties, none of which could really stand up to Ariana Grande who stole the show this weekend by sheer force of sextastic. Ariana Grande and her increasingly revealing outfits, powerful legs, and slinky costumes is going to steal every show she's in. The kind of larceny I can get behind.

Joining Ariana, and slightly less pleased looking, though naturally quite ginger alluring was Bella Thorne, who seemed to get stuck with the job of doing the fan photos meet and greet. She looked like she's rather be shaking her tooter in front of twenty thousand screamers. But she got the photo couch. Not that she didn't make the most of it, but she did smolder a bit like second fiddle won't be her station in life for long. I do so love a good competition. Enjoy.

iHeart Music Awards Bring Out Shakira, Selena Gomez, Pia Toscana and Other Pop Music Hotties

If you're going to really celebrate music, why not bring out a bunch of super hot girls who mostly make some pretty horrible music, but look pretty damn awesome doing so. The fine ladies of pop music like Rihanna, Shakira, Pia Toscana, Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and other fine lovely lasses of the auto-tuned and produced pop music world brought down the house at the iHeart Music Awards last night in Los Angeles.

As you know, what the world needs right now is even more award shows to give the same people trophies over and over again for fronting somebody else's music created on somebody's PC at home. Well, maybe not so much that, but any opportunity to bring out the petite sextastics is fine by me. I love seeing the girls of my various rated dreams in various decked out wardrobes trying to out preen one another. Until somebody breaks into song, I am very much in this moment. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Hot So Hot She’s Damn Hot for the Cover of Her New Single

Wow, somebody is getting all grown up and it is most definitely not me. Try hot former teen TV starlet now young 20-something singer, actress, and a around sextastic lovely passion inducer Ariana Grande. She has a new single coming out, apparently. I'm sure it will be double triple musically amazing. I'm not going to listen. But I am going to leer incessantly at the album art and photoshoot by Jones Crow that Ariana took for her album art. Single art. Music art, whatever you call it in the age of digital downloads, it's damn hot.

Ariana is slowly moving into the adult phase of her career. And I don't mean adult entertainment, though I certainly wish that were true. I mean slinky dresses and grown up makeup and poses not necessarily allowed by Nickelodeon censors. It's not quite lingerie selfies like Jennette, but if that day ever comes, look for me in aisle where they're calling for a major cleanup. Enjoy.