Olivia Munn and Eva Longoria: Battle Cleavage!

I love boobs. Celebrity boobs are just the nth degree of my love for boobs. So, a hot cleavage battle falls right into my wheelhouse, especially between D&D hot wizardess Olivia Munn shopping in some fancy smancy Soho store, and the now officially divorced hot housewife, Eva Longoria, on the set of her show I never watch. Oh, if only my grade school invention of the miniaturization device had panned out, I could shrink myself to cleavage size and burrow into these soft warm bosoms of these two sextastic celebrities. Yeah, it's a weird fetishy dream, I know, but it's mine and I'm sticking with it. Olivia Munn cleavage versus Eva Longoria cleavage, there are no losers. Enjoy.

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