Actress and serious hottie Olivia Munn took the plunge in this cleavtacular swimsuit for Esquire Mexico. Olivia has got some pretty amazing funbags and, lucky for us, she likes to show them off a lot. They are perfect orbs of awesome booby flesh that I would personally like to inspect closer. I remember when I first saw her on The Daily Show and couldn’t pay attention to the jokes because I was so mesmerized by her chest. As if her ta-tas wasn’t enough to slake your thirst, she’s also showing off her incredible legs. I would very much like to have those silky gams wrapped around my waste, yes, please, and thank you.
Olivia is my type of woman, funny and giant-breasted. She could tell me funny jokes while I motorboated those bad boys.
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Olivia Munn and Gwyneth Paltrow were both on hand at the premiere of the new Johnny Depp movie Mortdecai and they brought their boobage with them. Olivia was wearing a see-through black dress that showed off all the cleav. Olivia has got a nice bouncy pair that always make my day. She is so hot, y’all. I remember first spotting her on The Daily Show and thinking that there was a girl with some talent. And boobs, lots of boobs. Not to be outdone, Ms. Paltrow wore a blue dress with open vents on the side and, whoopsie, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is a nice view of her pert perkies’ sideboob. I’ve been a fan of those ta-tas ever since I saw them in Shakespeare in Love back in the day. Yeah, I saw Shakespeare in Love. A man has to take his girl to see the occasional chick flick, doesn’t he?
But what I do know is if they are in this Mortdecai movie I’m going to definitely check that out even though Johnny Depp kinda gets on my last nerve.
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It’s time. This is always our main social candid event of the week. The time when we bring out the big guns of the boobtastic self-published variety. When Tinsel Town ego meets Egotastic in one divine summarial roundup of the social media candids. It is hardly wavering, it is epically growing, I could not be a more pleased man. Flip through these photos and follow me into deep passion. I mean don’t follow me directly, wait like an hour please.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her teenaged tubes, Olivia Munn cleavetastic with puppies, Tara Reid covering her barest of essentuals, Selena Gomez cleavage, Kendall Jenner in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of the Chuck E. Cheese Inedible Pizza Bowl to check out each and every one of these wicked hot and revealing celebrity shared candids. Enjoy.
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thy name is erection. Oops, I meant to just think that. But, damn, girl, Olivia Munn girl I mean, you are looking mighty nice.
Olivia Munn hit the Letterman show in leather style, a slit skirt so slit you could ogle and fancy her toned legs from up to several blocks away. Mmm, Olivia Munn in leather. It truly is a heavenly combo at least in the heaven filled with hot girls in leather where I intend to go after passing away from making the sexy with more girls than Leo Dicaprio. It could happen.
Olivia Munn has been looking rather stellar of late. It could be the NFL QB boinkings. They do seem to work magic on the ladies. I’m just happy she’s sharing the sextastic parts with the rest of us. Did I mention, Olivia Munn in leather is crazy hot? Enjoy.
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I must admit to being guilty of so incessantly leering ever so politely at Olivia Munn and her usual cleavetastic that I’ve often overlooked the legs on the girl next door hottie turned big time TV star. I really must re-train myself to ogle all over, head to toe, to to head, and all the yummy bits in betwixt.
Olivia Munn rather inconspicuously made her way through the streets of Manhattan in some late summer shorts that showed off her carressable stems, if you be Aaron Rodgers or someone of the NFL MVP ilk I suppose. I like to think I’m close. But close doesn’t get you those legs wrapped around you to keep in the heat when the weather turns to Fall. Alas, they can never take away my right to stare and drool and wonder. Enjoy.
Olivia Munn comes in and out of our lives like an old girlfriend who we can’t shake. Only, she never was our girlfriend and we never got to nibble on her toes after sex like we always imagined. Maybe that was before sex, as it’s hard for me to imagine doing anything but watching a ball game after. Still, the Olivia Munn allure was so strong for so many years, it felt like we really had something there. Then Olivia went off to network television and a couple horrible movies and we had to take a break. She just looked frazzled and tired and not in the lost weekend good kind of way.
Olivia has since returned with full throttle sextastic, including her cleavy red carpet winning appearance for the premiere of Deliver Us from Evil. I’m sure the film is awesome, though I can’t say I remember hearing about it, but not nearly as eye-popping as Olivia in a low cut top that really wouldn’t take much effort to lower even further. If only my telekinetic powers weren’t currently being restrained by a cadmium shield placed around my brain by the government. I’m pretty sure that happened. Or maybe this throbbing is just a hangover. In any case, Olivia, let’s reconnect. You can be the girl next door and I can be the ruffian you fool around with to make your daddy angry. Enjoy.
It’s actually the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards, though Viacom corporate might also get a few votes. They pay for the lights and the cocktail wieners. And they also gather up their publicity resources to make sure a huge gaggle of A-list hotties may their way to the annual awards ceremony in L.A. Uber-sextastics like Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Nina Agdal, Jessica Alba, Laura Vandervoort, Elle Evans, and Lily Aldridge, just to name my top of the list hotties at the event over the weekend.
I must admit I don’t watch a lot of Spike TV, but I admire any media effort with the sole intention of making guys happy. We deserve a little happiness for all the good things we do daily that go unnoticed no matter how much we piss and moan about not being respected. Lining up a parade of crazy hot ladies is something we can sink our teeth into. Oh, that that were literal. Enjoy.