Olivia Munn

Munn-Tastic! Olivia Munn Cleavy and Back to Girl Next Door Hotness at Deliver Us from Evil Premiere

By Bill Swift | June 25, 2014 @ 10:58 am

Olivia Munn Shows a Little Cleavage at Deliver Us From Evil Screening in NYC

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Olivia Munn comes in and out of our lives like an old girlfriend who we can't shake. Only, she never was our girlfriend and we never got to nibble on her toes after sex like we always imagined. Maybe that was before sex, as it's hard for me to imagine doing anything but watching a ball game after. Still, the Olivia Munn allure was so strong for so many years, it felt like we really had something there. Then Olivia went off to network television and a couple horrible movies and we had to take a break. She just looked frazzled and tired and not in the lost weekend good kind of way.

Olivia has since returned with full throttle sextastic, including her cleavy red carpet winning appearance for the premiere of Deliver Us from Evil. I'm sure the film is awesome, though I can't say I remember hearing about it, but not nearly as eye-popping as Olivia in a low cut top that really wouldn't take much effort to lower even further. If only my telekinetic powers weren't currently being restrained by a cadmium shield placed around my brain by the government. I'm pretty sure that happened. Or maybe this throbbing is just a hangover. In any case, Olivia, let's reconnect. You can be the girl next door and I can be the ruffian you fool around with to make your daddy angry. Enjoy.

OLIVIA USED TO GET LINGERIE FUN AND FROLICKING BACK IN THE DAY

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Jessica Alba, Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen and Many More Hotties Line Up for the Spike Guys Choice Awards

By Bill Swift | June 9, 2014 @ 10:54 am

Jessica Alba at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Laura Vandervoort at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Elle Evans at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Olivia Munn at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Nina Agdal at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Lauren Cohan at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Lily Aldridge at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

Emily Ratajkowski at The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards 2014

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It's actually the Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards, though Viacom corporate might also get a few votes. They pay for the lights and the cocktail wieners. And they also gather up their publicity resources to make sure a huge gaggle of A-list hotties may their way to the annual awards ceremony in L.A. Uber-sextastics like Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Nina Agdal, Jessica Alba, Laura Vandervoort, Elle Evans, and Lily Aldridge, just to name my top of the list hotties at the event over the weekend.

I must admit I don't watch a lot of Spike TV, but I admire any media effort with the sole intention of making guys happy. We deserve a little happiness for all the good things we do daily that go unnoticed no matter how much we piss and moan about not being respected. Lining up a parade of crazy hot ladies is something we can sink our teeth into. Oh, that that were literal. Enjoy.

THE 2012 SPIKE AWARDS WERE A TSUNAMI OF THE SEXTASTIC

Kate Beckinsale in a Skin Tight Black Dress at the Guy’s Choice Awards

Julianne Hough Looks Sexy in Her High Split Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Kristen Bell in a Flirty Yellow Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Brooke Hogan is Boobtastic in a Pink Tight Dress at the Guy's Choice Awards

Malin Akerman and Julianne Hough Show Legs at the Guy's Choice Awards

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Kate Upton Upskirt, Olivia Munn Cleavage, and Rihanna Deep Booty Crack Highlight the Met Gala After-Party Hotness

By Bill Swift | May 6, 2014 @ 10:56 am

Rihanna Butt Crack, Kate Upton Upskirt and Oliva Munn Cleavage at 2014 Met Gala Afterparty

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Everybody knows the after-party is always so much better than the party itself. I mean, so I'm told by people I know who get invited to such fancy affairs. I didn't even realize that once you got dressed up super fancy, you had to go get re-dressed for the next stop in your evening, but fashion demands are high, as are our needs to see even slinkier gowns on the hot ladies, so I'm completely down with this phenomenon. Just look what came of it.

Rihanna stepped out in an even lower-back cut dress that revealed half of her gloriously hot thumper, stealing the red carpet with pure asstastic. Olivia Munn was not far behind with her deep cleavage show. And then there was Kate Upton, not such a revealing dress for her, but it certainly show off a lot while seated in the back of her limo, accidentally flashing her panties to the world. Or maybe it was just to me, but I'll let you look as well. Hey, Kate Upton upskirts are not something you horde, lest you be cast overboard when discovered. It was quite an evening. Enjoy.

WE'VE SEEN KATE MODEL PANTIES BEFORE, BUT NEVER FLASH THEM IN PUBLIC

Kate Upton Bare Necessities Underwear Photoshoot

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Freida Pinto, Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, and Sofia Vergara Highlight the Hotness at the White House Correspondents Dinner

By Bill Swift | May 5, 2014 @ 11:02 am

Jessica Simpson, Sofia Vergara, Olivia Munn and More at The 2014 White House Correspondents Dinner

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The White House Correspondents Dinner is a big annual affair where Hollywood hotties and paid comedy writers descend upon D.C. like a traveling circus to make White House politics seem the list bit entertaining. For most of us, politics and bickering and posturing and lying is a petty, boring affair. But you start adding the likes of Jessica Simpson, Olivia Munn, Sofia Vergara, and Freida Pinto to the mix, suddenly you have a leer-worthy bit of Washington grandstanding. My, but the ladies do look nice, especially set against the nation's capital, a town not known for skin, though plenty of underground sin to say the least.

The Correspondents Dinner just goes to show that girls make the party. You invite a couple dozen great looking ladies decked out in their fineries to any gathering and it's an instantly successful social affair. C-SPAN, snoozer. C-SPAN with Sofia Vergara's curvy hot body, much less boring. Enjoy.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE STOLE THE SHOW AT LAST YEAR'S PRESS DINNER

Hayden Panettiere Shines in Yellow at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Kerry Washington Looks Great at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Sofia Vergara Busty at the White House Correspondents Dinner

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Olivia Munn Nipple Slip; Now That’s What I Call A Meal

By Bill Swift | April 22, 2014 @ 12:52 pm

Olivia Munn Cleavy Nip Slip in Allure Magazine May 2014

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It's just about time for Allure magazine to come out with their annual edition of almost-nekkid celebrity hotties, one of my favorite new Spring traditions. But why not ease into it with a behind the scenes like at Olivia Munn shooting for Allure and accidentally being caught with her nipple baring out of her braless top. Oh, it's there alright, you just need to look. No, I'm not holding your hand on this one. You're a big boy, you'll find it.

Olivia Munn has been delighting us for several years now. Even though she moved out of fanboy status and into the network and big league spotlight, casting off much of what we loved about her, there's no denying she's still an Egotastic favorite. You throw in some bare Munn nipple and you can call her super favorite today. Everyday is somebody's birthday around here. Enjoy.

IT'S BEEN NEARLY A WHOLE YEAR SINCE WE CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF MUNN NIP

Olivia Munn Flashes Nipples in Knit Sweater Leaving Chateau Marmont in Hollywood

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Shakira, Olivia Munn, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Miranda Lambert’s Funbags Lead List of Nice Sights at Country Music Awards

By Bill Swift | April 7, 2014 @ 8:35 am

Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, and More Hotties at the 2014 Academy Of Country Music Awards

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I'm pretty sure the Academy of Country Music Awards holds their ceremonies about five times a year now. At last it seems like these country awards are going on nonstop throughout the year. But I think this is the big one, or one of the big ones, in Vegas and bringing out all the big names in country, or the big names in hotness at least, which is far more important.

The parade of beauties included Shakira, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Olivia Munn who I don't think sings country but was super cleavy, and a gaggle more of super sextastic decked out women who wouldn't love me even if I played guitar and crooned about how hard it is to do something basic. It'd be easier to make fun of country music if they didn't have such super good looking women. Sort of like making fun of the dude in high school who got all the girls. Sour grapes, I know. Enjoy.

TAYLOR SWIFT LOOKING MIGHT FINE AT THE ACMA'S IN 2012

Taylor Swift Academy of Country Music Awards

Carrie Underwood Academy of Country Music Awards

Nicole Kidman Academy of Country Music Awards

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Reese Witherspoon Sideboobs and Miranda Kerr Cleavetastic Help to Hotten Up the Vanity Fair Post Oscar Party

By Bill Swift | March 3, 2014 @ 8:57 am

Reese Witherspoon, Olivia Munn, and More Cleavy Hotness at 2014 Vanity Fair Post Oscars Party

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Vanity Fair knows how to throw a post-Oscars party. It's sort of the big event everybody moves to after all the official business is done at the Academy Awards. Plus they throw in all the sextastic celebrities who didn't quite get an official Oscar invite, the likes of Reese Witherspoon who took the occasion to show off an unusual, but definitely appreciate amount of bare boob with her daring dress.

Along with Reese, Sofia Vergara, Miranda Kerr, Olivia Munn, and Zooey Deschanel helped make this the most ultimate prom night you didn't get invited to. Or I should say, I didn't, so just like prom night. The ladies looked stunning. If only Reese had gotten Georgia-tipsy in that dress, we might've seen a malfunction for the ages. But, it's Oscar night, so everybody was on sadly good behavior. Enjoy.