Victoria Justice

Early Look: Victoria Justice She-Dazzles In Interview Magazine

By Bill Swift | November 9, 2011 @ 7:01 am

Victoria Justice Looks Smoking Hot in Interview Magazine

Whoa and double wow. Our young almost-all-grow'd up hottie Victoria Justice brings an entirely new look in this preview of her pictorial for Interview Magazine, not little Vicky from Nickelodeon any longer, now, just all sleek and sextastic. Like watching a butterfly hatch from its cocoon, only, you know, I'm having very naughty thoughts about this butterfly. I'm told it's natural, just not to mention it in public. Oops. I did it again. Victoria Justice, your hotness must be served. Enjoy.

(Make sure to click in to see the full size photo, the bottom half is killer.)

Heidi Klum and Victoria Justice Bring Some Inter-Generational Hotness to the Nick HALO Awards

By Jon | October 27, 2011 @ 10:00 am

Heidi Klum and Victoria Justice at the Nickelodeon HALO Awards

Heidi Klum at the Nickelodeon HALO Awards

Victoria Justice at the Nickelodeon HALO Awards

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The last time Nick Cannon teamed up with anybody, he made Mariah Carey enormously pregnant, so we got a little nervous reading about Nick teaming up with Nickelodeon for the HALO Awards, honoring teens who do good public service. But, it turned out to be a great cause for all, because a number of celebrity hotties showed up to support Nick and Nick in their social honoring, including the MILFtastic Heidi Klum and the young sextastic wunderkind, Victoria Justice, both of whom could give a guy several ideas about how to better their personal communities. Pretty amazing to think that Heidi Klum is old enough to be Victoria Justice's mother, at least in my mom-daughter fantasies where I assure you each evening, Heidi is a very strict head of household, and Victoria is a very naughty girl. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

By Jon | October 7, 2011 @ 10:18 am

Cameron Diaz gets wild in London. (GossipCenter)

New Beyonce video. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively and other celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (FoxNews)

Hot chicks in bikinis. (TheChive)

Kelly Rowland bikini body. (DrunkenStepfather)

Victoria Justice and other hot (and legal) girls. (Ranker)

Rachel Bilson looking damn good and whatnot. (Popoholic)

Julianne Hough, Ashley Tisdale, and Victoria Justice Form a Trifecta of Hotness at Footloose Premiere

By Jon | October 4, 2011 @ 9:49 am

Julianne Hough at the Premiere of Footloose

Victoria Justice at the Premiere of Footloose

Ashley Tisdale at the Premiere of Footloose

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Now, you know how I feel about Hollywood remaking perfectly awfully-great films of the past just to turn a fresh buck on a classic title. Well, I feel underwhelmed. Kind of like when the toilet-paper came out of the bra on my prom date, the formerly busty Eva Barnes-Marie. Watching my second-base awesomeness dwindle down to a chestal plain that resembled a topographical map of the state of Kansas on that fateful night, I realized that there is some inherent value in originals, less so in dolled up knockoffs. Woe be the man who tries to out-cheese Kevin Bacon.

All of which is irrelevant today, because the craptastic Footloose remake did lead to some awesomeness, notably in the red carpet premiere hotness of Footloose actress and Seacrest beard, Julianne Hough, along with Ashley Tisdale who just showed up because she's got a killer body and needs places to show it off, and ever-young-hottie Victoria Justice who looked all kinds of ready to be the mother of my next round of illegitimate babies, it was quite the sexy-studded event. So, in summary, mindless creative Hollywood reboots -- poo, trifecta of hot celebs decked out for the premiere -- quite nice. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Proves That Sextastic Looks Trump Craptastic Music

By Jon | September 19, 2011 @ 11:37 am

Victoria Justice Performs a Concert in Pomona

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As I'm winding through my personal animus toward Selena Gomez for her little bit of statutory rapey time with the Devil's Midget, it's nice to have other hottie teen TV starlets turned fake singers to turn to in these times of hotness needs. Enter Victoria Justice, my brunette backup third wife who never ceases to daze me with her innocent beauty. In concert over the weekend, and filming her current music video, all of which for the music equivalent of slightly moldy white bread; still Victoria Justice provides an inner musical beat, one that synchs with my lower heart and makes me want to break out into song, or, you know, be really quiet and lock myself in my room for half an hour. No Justice, no peace. Enjoy.

Clare Grant Stuns With Bodacious Cleavage at Creative Emmy Awards

By Jon | September 12, 2011 @ 8:32 am

Victoria Justice at the Creative Emmy Awards

Rebecca Romijn at the Creative Emmy Awards

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Well, there's nothing really more exciting than the Creative Emmy Awards; who doesn't look forward to these suckers each year. Well, the talent pool isn't quite the Oscars, but, nevertheless, we couldn't help but take note of some serious flesh filled fantasies on the red carpet over the weekend, somewhat surprisingly led by Clare Grant, I'm not even sure what she plays on TV, but I know she's the real life wife of lucky bastard Seth Green. Other hotties on the boob tube included Jeanette McCurdy, Victoria Justice, Cat Deeley, and Rebecca Romijn, though I'm still not likely to watch any their TV shows, I will definitely check out their cleavage. That's just what a gentleman does. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

By Bill Swift | August 28, 2011 @ 6:42 pm

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead List of Hotties at 2011 MTV VMA's

Maria Menounos at the 2011 MTV Music Video Awards

Britney Spears at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Katy Cocktease at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Zoe Saldana at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Vanessa Hudgens at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

J-Woww at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

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(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.