Just on an immediate note: the Victoria Justice body suit photo remains somewhat ‘unconfirmed’ as to authenticity. It surely looks kind of sort of real, but its origins are still a tad bit under investigation, so don’t cry me a river if you find out in a week that you’ve been spending quality time alone with this photo and it turns out to be somewhat doctored. That being said, on with the show…
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Danni Minogue looking busty bikini hot, Rihanna being teasy, Ireland Baldwin flashing her newly professional bikini model body, Jessica Alba in a bikini with friends, Emily Osment in an oddly filtered bikini pic, and much much more. You owe it to the hot mole above Cindy Crawford’s lip that you’ve wanted to lick for years now to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.
It’s never enough with Victoria Justice, but with Victoria Justice, it’s always something you need to see.
The 20-year old Nickelodeon star showed more skin than usual, a bit grown up for the G-rated princess, at an H&M Party on the Sunset Strip, where Victoria came well short of our long time fantasy of seeing her strip herself, but cleavage from Victoria is a rare and beautiful thing. We never look a gift horse in the mouth. But if it’s hot, we look everywhere else. And Victoria is one fine filly.
That’s not objectification, that’s adoration. Enjoy.
Perhaps there’s no finer example of our barely legal disappointment than what has become of brunette hottie Victoria Justice since become a woman. It’s not that we expect every girl to throw off the shackles of proper female raising when they come of age, it’s just that anybody who’s ever spent time around college dorms knows that girls can and do get every bit as unbridled in their late teen years as boys. But not Victoria Justice, who seems quite content sitting under the cork tree in her G-rated persona. Alas,
But, hope springs eternal, as does hotness, and we combine the two in our continued ogling of the sweet starlet and at least her legs, as she is willing to show them, on stage in her announcement yesterday that she’s going on summer tour with Big Time Rush. Which I suppose means something to screaming young girls. But we mostly just want to see Victoria Justice skin. Then I will personally scream louder than 10,000 young girls. Enjoy.
Victoria Justice took L.A. and the IHeartRadio promotional event as the chance to show off her gams. And with the hottie, but ever so innocent Victoria Justice, the stems may be all you ever see. But such is the nature of the Relative Law of Sextastic; as in, with your favorite looking celebrities, you take what you can get and you smother it in your drool and prurient dreams.
While across the country in N.Y., Selena Gomez was flashing her own taut legs as she prepared to go on The David Letterman Show to pimp Spring Breakers and remind the world that she’s okay without her 120-lb anchor in tow any longer. And she looked mighty fine doing so. And if you see Selena in Spring Breakers, you’ll have even more respect/passion for the little Latina minx. Albeit, not necessarily her acting chops. Enjoy.
Sure, Freud might call this wishful thinking, or something more profound along those lines, but am I the only one seeing hot now 20-year old Victoria Justice with an arrow on her fancy frock pointing right to the source of her heavenly goodness?
Shit, maybe I am. But now you are too, admit it. It’s not that we oglers don’t have a predilection for staring toward those yonder parts regardless, but with the arrow on the dress Victoria wore out over the weekend to her 20th birthday party celebration literally marking the ultimate X on the Victoria Justice treasure map, well I keep thinking Victoria must be sending some kind of signal here. Maybe that signal is ‘you wish, but you’ll never have’, but in my mind it’s already happened twice or thrice, so this could prove to be a battle of the naughty wills. Enjoy.
Not sure what’s up with Victoria Justice of late, but the recently birthday’d 20-year old alluring starlet has been going all kinds of PG-rated showy, casting off her G-rated non-form fitting burqa type clothes and actually showing skin. Not as much as we would like, of course, but with a girl like Victoria, it’s all about the anticipation I suppose (although, let’s be honest, at some point, if the stripper doesn’t take that top off, the sailors start to riot).
At last night’s Lovegold event in Hollywood, Victoria flashed a healthy amount of bare leg in a form fitting little number that fit her form as we would with our hands and thoraxes if we had the opportunity, as in our dreams. Victoria reminded us once more that even though she’s been a real disappointment in the exhibitionism department since turning eighteen, there’s still so so so much potential behind that innocent front. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure how it’s Fashion Week again in New York, I’m pretty sure they now have one about thirty-seven times a year, which would be hella annoying save for the fact that these events do bring out some of our favorite little lust-inducing celebrities, including ones we rarely get to see anymore, including the often-gone, but never forgotten, Victoria Justice, in just about the raciest thing you’ll ever see her wear (which isn’t very racy at all, but Victoria typically does dress akin to a burqa from the conservative burqa line). And when you throw in the fact that her little pal, sweet treat Vanessa Hudgens joined her in pimping some clothing line or another in fancy style, well, we now have something that a man dragged along to Fashion Week could really sink his peeps into.
We do so miss Victoria Justice and what might have been, or, maybe, what someday will become, as Victoria Justice has ever so slowly, slowly, slowly, been showing a bit more skin of late, as at the Teen Vogue Awards last week when we caught some serious legs…
…but Victoria really needs to speed it up. So much passion potential, but being the most innocent woman in America isn’t exactly the job we had wished for her to seek out after turning eighteen. Enjoy.