Victoria Justice

Did Nobody Else See The Arrow Pointing Down on Victoria Justice’s Dress?

Sure, Freud might call this wishful thinking, or something more profound along those lines, but am I the only one seeing hot now 20-year old Victoria Justice with an arrow on her fancy frock pointing right to the source of her heavenly goodness?

Shit, maybe I am. But now you are too, admit it. It’s not that we oglers don’t have a predilection for staring toward those yonder parts regardless, but with the arrow on the dress Victoria wore out over the weekend to her 20th birthday party celebration literally marking the ultimate X on the Victoria Justice treasure map, well I keep thinking Victoria must be sending some kind of signal here. Maybe that signal is ‘you wish, but you’ll never have’, but in my mind it’s already happened twice or thrice, so this could prove to be a battle of the naughty wills. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Legs Could Save the World, One Lucky Groper at a Time

Not sure what’s up with Victoria Justice of late, but the recently birthday’d 20-year old alluring starlet has been going all kinds of PG-rated showy, casting off her G-rated non-form fitting burqa type clothes and actually showing skin. Not as much as we would like, of course, but with a girl like Victoria, it’s all about the anticipation I suppose (although, let’s be honest, at some point, if the stripper doesn’t take that top off, the sailors start to riot).

At last night’s Lovegold event in Hollywood, Victoria flashed a healthy amount of bare leg in a form fitting little number that fit her form as we would with our hands and thoraxes if we had the opportunity, as in our dreams. Victoria reminded us once more that even though she’s been a real disappointment in the exhibitionism department since turning eighteen, there’s still so so so much potential behind that innocent front. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice and Vanessa Hudgens All Dolled Up? Yes, Please!

I’m not exactly sure how it’s Fashion Week again in New York, I’m pretty sure they now have one about thirty-seven times a year, which would be hella annoying save for the fact that these events do bring out some of our favorite little lust-inducing celebrities, including ones we rarely get to see anymore, including the often-gone, but never forgotten, Victoria Justice, in just about the raciest thing you’ll ever see her wear (which isn’t very racy at all, but Victoria typically does dress akin to a burqa from the conservative burqa line). And when you throw in the fact that her little pal, sweet treat Vanessa Hudgens joined her in pimping some clothing line or another in fancy style, well, we now have something that a man dragged along to Fashion Week could really sink his peeps into.

We do so miss Victoria Justice and what might have been, or, maybe, what someday will become, as Victoria Justice has ever so slowly, slowly, slowly, been showing a bit more skin of late, as at the Teen Vogue Awards last week when we caught some serious legs…

…but Victoria really needs to speed it up. So much passion potential, but being the most innocent woman in America isn’t exactly the job we had wished for her to seek out after turning eighteen. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Leggy at Teen Vogue 10th Anniversary in NYC

The More Proper Victoria Justice Becomes, the More Improper Our Thoughts Become

While many of us have been disappointed with just how G-rated uber-hottie teen Nick star Victoria Justice continues to appear even well after her barely legal birthday we waited so long for, well, I like to take the glass-is-half-full take on the entire state of innocence. Perhaps Victoria is just covering up some kind of super freaky deaky private life of cosplay, chains, disturbing things with Nilla wafers, that will ultimately surface and make us all say, ‘Damn, that girl’s crazy’ but in the way a guy says that when he wonders what it might be like to be in the middle of that crazy.

In sophisticated red at the Teen Nick HALO event, Victoria Justice once again showed all the hope and hotness we’ve built up in her leggy little frame. Would we like to peel that dress of her body with our bare teeth while Motley Crue plays epically in the background? Oh, sure, yes, definite yes. But, for now, we’re biding our time while we await the naughty librarian to slip up. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Flashes A Little Something Something and Some Fun Size Legs Too

Chalk it up, fellow Victoria Justice lusters. This may be the least amount of clothing Victoria has worn out in public since the day she came into this world.

Our passion inducing G-rated princess who never seems to be without four to eleven layers of protective wardrobe to keep her body from sin hit the red carpet last night for the premiere of her Halloween kid comedy, Fun Size, and while it’s highly unlikely you’ll go to the depths of depravity we do here at Egotastic! by sitting in the back row of this film this weekend, you can at least revel in the little yellow number Victoria wore to the premiere, flashing little bits of skin front and back and some of her Nickelodeon not-so-naughty legs. Ah, visions of Victoria without clothes quickly danced through our heads. But when is that not what’s dancing in our heads? Enjoy.

Victoria Justice, Tight Jeans, It Doesn’t Get Any More Justicey

As you know, we have a problem with Victoria Justice. A very big problem.

We can’t help but lusting in our hearts and other organs for the Nickelodeon teen star, but she simply refuses to ever get grown up and naughty, even after passing her barely legal status well over a year ago. No, nada nada. Nothing. Nunca. We get zilch in the way of racy photos or appearances or grown up showy looks or any type of mature womanly allures. And she could do so so much with what she has. OMFG.

So, our Victoria policy is take what you can get, and when the brunette super babe shows up in tight jeans, yes, we are taking, Taking in with visual receptors, all the goodness that this slender hottie has to offer. But, still, in the back of our minds, wanting so much more. Enjoy.