Victoria Justice

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

WEB EXCLUSIVE: Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Are Cameltoe-A-Licious!

You know that the only thing that compares to my love for our readers is our lust for Victoria Justice. Please, don't make me choose.

These exclusive beach bikini pictures of Victoria Justice prepping for some WaveRunning are downright passion-overflowing. In fact, the passion floweth right down to the multiple shots of my lady's delicious dromedary cleft, where hints of the blind lady nest of Justice are more than readily visible in the midday sun beneath that sheer bikini bottom. Oh, blessed blessed day. Victoria Justice camel toe pictures, come wash away all that is Kardashian and unholy and make us pure again. Enjoy.

Photo credit: PacificCoastNews

It’s Never the Wrong Time to Ogle Victoria Justice

I will lust her in a hat
And I will lust her tender cat
I will lust her in her jeans
And I will lust her in her teens
I will lust her here and there
I will lust her everywhere.

Oh, Victoria Justice, you are a kind addiction. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Leads List of Hotties Who Make Me Want to ‘Do Something’ at VH-1 Award Show

Oh, lady in red, thy name is sexy. Victoria Justice led a gaggle of hotties at this weekend's VH-1 Do Something awards, yet another award show where they make up an excuse to hand out trophies to super popular young celebrities, and where the late-teen star of Victorious reminded the ogling community just how damn sexy she really is, getting all grow'd up and flirty in a little red number.

And not exactly like the red carpet competition wasn't fierce, with the likes of a newly healthy and busty Demi Lovato, the soon-to-be-married-starving-herself Kim Kardashian, Victoria's co-star sexy red Ariana Grande, Jo-Jo Levesque, underrated hottie Kristen Bell, Rose McGowan, Cassie Scerbo, and last, but definitely not least, Olivia Munn. Quite a stellar lineup, and that was just the cream that floated to the top, as it were. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Freida Pinto makes me green with envy. (HuffPo)

Rihanna out in oh-so-short shorts. (Celebuzz)

The people want Pippa Middleton asstastic. (FoxNews)

Paz de la Huerta can harass me whenever she'd like. (GossipCenter)

Beyonce sexes up network television. (GossipOnThis)

Olivia Munn in a naughty, little sailor costume. (LaineyGossip)

Victoria Justice hottest moments. (TheFABlife)

BREAKING HEART NEWS: Victoria Justice Takes a Lover, And Right in the Middle of the Street!

Apparently, prayers, candles, and letters to Santa Clause have all been for naught as my supreme object d' barel legal lust Victoria Justice taunts me by making out with some older boy right in the middle of the street. And, on bikes too. Bikes make everything worse.

Victoria Justice Leaps Into a Pool in a Blue BikiniMy heart is broken, but my spirt is... okay, that's also broken. I dont' think I'll ever stalk another woman again, it's just too emotionally painful.

Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove Form an iHottie Sandwich

Well, you know I'm down for anything Nickelodeon barely legal girls, and when you get Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove together at the same place and at the same time, well, it's almost too much for a dirty old man to bear. Personally, I'm on team Victoria Hotness, I can't imagine a sexier starlet to ever arise from the teen TV factory than Victoria Justice, though it's not as if I'd turn away from a delightful ogle of Miranda Cosgrove, she seems sweet, but in my altogether messed up and potentially damaged mind, Victoria Justice just gets down and dirty and shows me the meaning of the word, Victorious. Oh, sure, maybe this Nick-girl lusting is all pretty wrong and indecent, but you throw in beef-jerky-lover, and those are the three characteristics that best describe the people I like to hang out with. Enjoy.

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