Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice Leggy Hotness to Celebrate Her 21st Birthday

I’m pretty sure our sweet and overly innocent hottie girlfriend Victoria Justice turned 21 a couple weeks ago, but I guess she needed some time to properly schedule her big girl birthday party at the Bootsy Bellows nightclub where she and her dancing legs looked like a million dollars in a little black number.

Now, we’ve lusted for Victoria Justice since long before it was fashionable, or tasteful for that matter. And we’ve lamented the good girl has stayed the good girl without unleashing the bad girl we truly believe exists deep within. Having said that, I’m staring at Victoria Justice and imagine gravity’s effect on my slobber winding down her leg. That seems wrong given that it’s her birthday and not mine, but I’m a greedy S.O.B.  Enjoy.

Giada De Laurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb Go Red for Hottie Heart Health in The Big Apple

I’ll tell you what keeps my heart healthy, checking out incredibly hot ladies of the evening. And by that, I mean our finest decked out celebrities hitting the red carpet for galas and good causes as Giada DeLaurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb did last night for the American Heart Association feel good evening.

The ladies all wore red in honor of the cardiac theme for the evening, and man did they each look rather stunning. Pulse-raising if you will. Each of them providing a reason for a racing heart, sweaty palms, and in the good kind of way. I feel better already. Though my blood does seem to be racing to my extremities. I better call a doctor that looks like Giada. Dare to dream. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Highlights the Celebrity Hotness at MusicCares Awards Show

Yet another pre-Grammys fiesta over the weekend honoring something amazing fantastic and worthwhile, none of which mattered so much as seeing our lady of Victoria Justice looking all decked out and hot for the gala. Granted, this MusicCares event was yet another gala that somehow managed to lose my invitation, but from afar I could join in the visual wonderment of my belusted Victoria.

Joining Victoria were Lady Gaga, Brooke Candy, Alicia Witt, and LeAnn Rimes in the notables photo-able red carpet line up of standard gala goodies. But really Victoria stole the show. While I shall probably forever pine to see much more Justice, I can never turn away from a solid leer of her stellar good looks and allure. Someday, maybe, I hope and I pray. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice and a Pair of Little Blue Shorts Color Me Happy

There’s no more hottie in Hollywood that falls under the catch as catch can rule as Victoria Justice. Though almost 21-years of sextastic at this point, the former Nick starlet still maintains her G-rating about 23.9 hours of every waking day. We’re assuming she takes her clothes off to shower, but would not be surprised if she does so in a full gown.

Such it is that we take what we can get when it comes to our Victoria Justice lusting. And when we can get the pretty brunette in a pair of little blue shorts on the streets of L.A, well, it is a happy day. Not a supremely happy day, that day is yet to come, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say I wasn’t delighting in a view of Victoria’s sweet legs and the intersection point thereof. Catch as catch can done been caught. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Bare Midriff Hoisting Her Cob

Any Victoria Justice skin isn’t just a win, it’s a time to blow the anatomical trumpets in celebration. The G-rated TV starlet turned singer of some kind was at the Farmer’s Market over the weekend flashing some serious taut tummy and hoisting a corn on the cob that made us awfully jealous of that cob.

Victoria Justince remains perhaps the most frustrating of all the sextastic celebrities we cover. She’s just so conservative, which, I personally applaud all personal decisions, but this one is absolutely killing me. It could take another twenty years to see her boobs. This is simply unacceptable. C’mon, Victoria, flash us your kernels. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Leather Shorts Make Me Wonder Why I Never Go To Victoria Justice Concerts

We ask so little of brunette Nickelodeon hottie Victoria Justice. And, in turn, she really does give us so little back. But even that little can mean a lot, as in a pair of leather shorts she wore on stage the other night, flashing some of that booty we know she has, and making us dream our Justice dreams once more.

I don’t feel like we’re a demanding group. We’re more of a begging, pleading, and cajoling group. It’s the flip side of demanding, and possibly slightly more annoying. Still, Victoria, please, this is sweet, but we need more. We have goals of our own, you know. Enjoy.

Elisabetta Canalis Butt Shot, Victoria Justice Bikini, and Adrianne Curry Beach Time, Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Okay, I don’t remember, did I call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup last week the best ever? If so, I clearly lack prognostication powers, for this week, this blessed week, I’m declaring this the best set of Twitpics and Instagram photos ever. I mean, if you happen to love a plethora of the world’s hottest celebrities in skimpy bikinis.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the following ladies in two pieces: Victoria Justice (!), Elisabetta Canalis, Adrianne Curry, Sasha Cohen, Jodie Gasson, Miranda Kerr, Melanie Brown, Bar Refaeli, Paris Hilton, Ashanti, Kelly Kelly, Nina Dobrev, and Kelly Brook. Can I get a ‘damn!’. You owe it to the actual native inhabitants of the former Bikini Islands to check out each and every one of these outrageously summery hot photos. Enjoy.