Shauna Sand

Shauna Sand Bikinis on a Beach in Malibu

Former Playboy playmate Shauna Sand was looking seriously boobtastic on the beach in Malibu. She was sporting a VERY revealing teal bikini. We talk a lot about side boob here on Egotastic! but I am not exaggerating when I say that this is some of the most extreme side boob I’ve seen in a while. This in due in no small part to the magnitude of Shauna’s funbags. Along with her delightful display of her lady pillows she also showed off her incredible booty. Her tanned cheeks were out in full force for everyone’s viewing pleasure. I remember Shauna from back in the 90′s when she was a playmate. I used to have a subscription back then. You know, for the articles. It’s amazing that she’s been able to keep herself looking so fine all these years.

Shauna just goes to show that some things just get better with age. She’s like a fine wine. Not that I know anything about wine. This weekend I drank wine from a can with a bendy straw. True story.

Shauna Sand See-Throughish Top, It’s Really All Shauna Sand

I don’t know how to describe fashion. I don’t have the vocabulary. But I know boobs and I know I can pretty much see the yabbos on Shauna Sand through her dress top leaving Chateau Marmont the other night. We know Shauna is not shy, in the least, she was Courtney Stodden before Courtney Stodden turned sixteen and hit the after burners of celebrity tartiness.

But this dress, well, again, no fashion words, but I think it does deserve some kind of Fashion Week award from all the hoity toities. Enjoy.

Shauna Sand Dresses Down, Way Down, For Dinner

Shauna Sand doesn’t want you to judge her for her looks or style of dress or her enormous rack or anything other than just the woman she is on the inside. And, you could almost see her insides in the revealing dress she wore out to a couple hot spots in Hollywood the other night, flashing nearly both her inner personalities to the public save for some amazingly resilient seam work.

If there’s something to be said for Shauna Sand it’s that she won’t back down. She won’t go into hiding or pull back on her public displays of bodily and sexual exhibition. I suppose this is something I’m forced to salute, because demure and modest women-kind would not be kind to our cause. Still…. nope, not going to say it. Enjoy.

Shauna Sand Almost Loses Her Bikini Due to Massive Curves

Shauna Sand almost suffered a wardrobe malfunction, or, as Shauna likes to call it, a career boost, on the beach in L.A. yesterday, barely contained in a bright orange bikini that left little to the imagination. Though, as you know, little for the imagination is still more than enough for a three-hour tour of very naughty, dirty, Shauna Sand playtime scenarios.

Despite her trumped up appearance, it’s hard not to imagine Shauna being something of a fun gal to hang with, hang around, or just be hung next to. And I say this without even mentioning the fact that one of the last times we saw Shauna on the beach, she was mounted atop a gentleman. Okay, so I guess I did mention that. Enjoy.

Shauna Sand Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Miami

Shauna Sand Swings Her Chest Moons Over Miami in a Dress I Bet She Didn’t Know Was So Revealing

I’ll say this for the vaguely famous Shauna Sand, she’s never dull. I mean, if she’s not banging away on a public beach or flashing her cheeks in a walk down the boulevard or flashing skin at some children’s civic event, she’s, well, she’s letting it almost all hang out when traversing South Beach, either looking for something, or just waiting to be photographed by somebody. And, I suppose that strategy did work.

The thing about boobs is their inner magnet will attract the tiny, but powerfully drawn metallic bits speckled into the eyeballs of every man on this planet. It’s not that we want to look, it’s that we have to, it’s a basic law of physics. And with Shauna Sand, those are some big effin’ magnets. Enjoy.

Shauna Sand Body Exposing Is Just Like Riding a Bike

The last time we saw Shauna Sand she was caught on camera having sex on the beach with some dude down in St. Barts, so as far as exposure levels in her public recreation time, flashing the bulk of her mammaries while on a bike ride at Venice Beach seems like she’s kind of covering up.

Say what you will about Shauna Sand (and we’ve said most of it), the girl does not seem to try to hide who she is or what she loves doing. I suppose there’s some grace in that. Plus, you get to see her knockers. Just saying. Enjoy.